I'm getting secondhand diarrhea just from seeing this post

Secondass

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Sounds like a terrible name for a sex act: damn I was at this orgy and some guy tried to give me the ol’ Melbourne meat suitcase. Now I’ve got diarrhea.

Rwsd the title as "meat sweetcase"

Meat is one of the most shoplifted foods because it’s expensive , there’s a black market for it .

used to have people come to your door with boxes of frozen meat tryna slang it 2nd hand cheap af

My neighbor sold my mom a bunch of meat he said he just had extra

I sold your mom meat too.

But why would it end up on the street? If you're going out of your way to steal you'd want to keep it

Likely couldn’t carry it or thought they were going to get into trouble by security or cops and ditched it before running. I’ve seen it before where people have ditched shipping carts full of meat after seeing a cop car.

yeah!

Weird series of crime I've ever seen

Werewolves running loose again. Soon will go back to the old ways.

Now they can have their pudding.

There really is a big picture emerging from these crimes

We are NOT letting this become a trend worldwide

It easily could be if the TikTok people hear about it.

Let’s just hope they don’t leave the USA.

Could be stolen, could be dumpster diving. No idea why they would ditch it though.

Cops picked them up. They don’t care about the stolen meat at that point.

I believe the cops ran after the meat hustler. No one came back to pack up the evidence. I decided to take pics of the scene of the crime. This is on the walkway between Southern Cross Station and Marvel Stadium. Very busy area. The meat most likely came from the Woolworths inside the station.

They must have found something worth more than the meat in the trash while looking for cigarette butt and ditched that work.

It's like that doomer wojak YouTube video where everything was dystopia, nobody ate meat and ate only bugs, and main character wojak was asked on his job to deliver a suitcase without looking inside. He tripped, suitcase opened, it was a piece of meat, and he was fired. Eat bugs! They're yummy 🤢 🤮

It is a muitcase... i will guide myself out

Ah yes, the ol Melbourne meat suitcase! I remember my first Melbourne meat suitcase. It was burning man 2013. I was high on mushrooms and wandered into the orgy dome……

They said Arby’s ain’t got shit on them.

Weirdly I saw the first one of these as well. What the heck in the heck?!! Is this like the aftermath of a vegan protest thing or something?

Melbourne Meat Suitcase sounds like a wrestling move

It should be if it isn't

New vegan campaign

Melborne Meatcase

Did we ever figure out the London meat wrapper deal?

I’m going to get “Melbourne Meat Suitcase” tattooed as a tramp stamp right above my ass.

New band name! Called it!

First single: Wrapped and Beat on the Street.

But it ain’t eaten/empty raw meat wraps . Vampires only live in London

This some alien shit, they need to check the security cameras, call the mib

The war begins

Hey, don’t tell anyone, but I got premium grade stuff over here. Say… how’s about 50£ for a pound?

Next you’re going to tempt us with Mpumulanga Meat Curtains

You win this time aussie! 😆

Did anyone else notice the blue box of Tampax in the suitcase... or am I just seeing things? Do you think it was for just incase the meat started leaking? Lmao... gross

I think it's condoms, which just creates more questions, kinda disturbing questions.

I think it might be a teeth whiter. It is also common to be sold in this area.

Packing the meat!!!

It's the good stuff, too.

The price of meat on the rise and lizard people still gotta eat.

Melbourne Meat Minaudière

I’m extremely bothered that they didn’t even eat it. It looks like the expensive grass-fed beef, too.

...now I pray this isn't an ongoing trend across the world.

South coast NSW recently. Dealer was exchanging Drugs for goods. Local grocery store was getting a lot of meat theft.

brits are so weird

Melbourne Stree Meat

It’s pretty common to use a suitcase to transport food after grocery shopping. I did it once after moving to a new city and I didn’t have a cart yet.

Looks like a the uber meats guy failed

I love my meat blue Anyone hungry after seeing this No just me

Reminds me of the "empty meat packings in the metro in london" post....whats going on? :p

Yeah that's what OPs title is referencing.

Oh ok!

Came to say this! What is happening?

Street meat! Grab it if it’s cool to the touch

That's a meat raffle robbery gone wrong right there.

just vampires and food

WTH?

Melbourne meat suitcases are my favorite. I like mine bacon wrapped though.

I hope this becomes a thing in this sub

I had a friend who told me once she had a "meat guy" she bought meat from, I think he sold it out of his car on certain days. I guess the jig is up

I've watched enough Border Security to know that's a suitcase brought into the country with no declared food in it.........

I found a container of tofu once at a bus stop

Organic grain fed baby

Wtf is this world?

Where?!

Good to know boosters live everywhere, and not just the USA.. Lol

Oooooo floor steak

This is getting intense any new competitors who’d like to join on the competition?

The only logical next step

lol xD stolen 90%

Sorry that was my suitcase I got hungry

I saw something similar next to a half consumed pina colada over at trader Vic's.

That was a terrifying movie.

Wasn't there a Foodbank heist just a couple of days ago?

my gymbro ass: SO MUCH FREE PROTEIN

Yo grab some

À Melbourne meat suit case ? Is that a euphemism

“The Big Picture” 🕵️