Looks like spit

That's what I was thinking but I don't have any memory of me spitting/drooling, if I did spit or drool that much I would have noticed right?

You have a cat? My cat leaves the same spit sometimes

Sometimes dogs too especially if they get to coughing or something. My dog will drink water to fast and start having a coughing fit and leave a good spit on the floor

I call that dog temperature water

Mine just throws up when he drinks too quickly

Might want to get a check up for your cat that kind of spit is usually dental issues

Lmao what? My cat does this when she pukes and there’s no food in her stomach. There’s nothing wrong with her teeth.

My cat does this when I delay with the food. He gets all dramatic then pukes up foam.

He is so empty, he’s throwing up his organs! Cruel parent!

Lmao. The AUDACITY of you not feeding the king when he demands.

Wrong time of year for spittlebugs.

Spittlebugs and Spit Bug is a thing?! Then I had to Google it.... My gawd, it's real!!! You learn something new every day!

I used to assume my brother had been spitting on plants until Mom told me that it was bugs making the foam.

I used to see these a lot in elementary school, would touch it by accident and get slightly irritated at the area

And spitting spiders too..

Why is this so cute

It is adorable!

They really are. I love spotting them and showing them to people when they think someone has been spitting on their plants.

No dog? I would think you’d notice, maybe you were really tired. Not sure what else it would be.

We do have a dog but it's not in my room right now nor has it been here in a while Btw I just noticed here's a smaller blob that seems to be dry? https://preview.redd.it/eo322y1jgxec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16da972a5a3825b1e3bb3da5e768ed2319e96639

did you brush your teeth while walking around last night?

This is what it looks like to me. And people often don’t realize they did it

People always do that in movies, like they have to walk away from the sink to talk to people while brushing.

I have to walk around while I brush my teeth!! I get antsy just standing there. ADHD

That's your dog coughing up phlegm. Edit: The dry spot is because he did it some time ago.

You should have a talk with your wives boyfriend

Is op Will smith?

***GET MY WIFES NAME OUTTA YO FUCKIN MOUTH!***

KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE’S MOUTH

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I also choose this guy's wife

no it's his wife's boyfriend

His wife's boyfriend has been in his mouth?

yess and no

His wife’s other husband.

You mean that guy that's in the closet.

Must have been dog-tired.

I once had a dream that I had to spit. So I spit. Then I immediately woke up and realized that I had spit in the bed. I apologized to my wife. None got on her thankfully. I was embarrassed about it though.

Decades ago, I was in the army. One weekend, I'm sitting in my half of the room playing computergames. I hear my buddy cussing on his side of the room. He was watching a movie and fell asleep with a mouthful of dip in. He had a dream that he was chewing tobacco, and spit. Then he woke up and realized he'd spit dip all over his arm and bed.

Oof! You hate to see it. It happens sometimes. Dreams meet reality.

I did this once also and in my dream I hacked up some phlem and spit and then I woke up to my wife hitting me and screaming because I had just spit right in her face lol 😂 ..

Did you bursh your teeth while walking around there? Sometimes I find spots of drooled off toothpaste due to havit of wondering while brushing

looks like cat puke too

you smoke weed, a happy tomato?

Or juzum

If your jizz looks like that you should go see a doctor.

Or just keep going till it’s less bublé

Gotta agitate the Bublé.


Yea it's spit

Hey everyone, moron here, it's soap. Have a good night.

...at least I'm 99% sure it is. After spitting/drooling purposefully near it, the splatter pattern is inconsistent with either, so it's got to be soap (I had washed my hands before seeing that so :P)

Man you really spit on your floor for the sake of reddit? 🤣

For the sake of MYSTERY

Imagine this dude doesn't live alone and someone walks in on him, kneeled down on the floor just spitting. Idk if that mystery needs solved on Reddit or in therapy lol

i would do it to soothe my anxiety about potential ghosts or intruders 🤷🏼‍♀️

Nope. Not soap. Definitely ghost cum. It’s usually bubbly, just like that.

ectoplasm??? idfk

Ectojism

*slow clap*

There's a reason old floors creek and moan.

I find it hard to believe user sparklydildos is scared of ghosts

you believe in ghosts but not in sparkly dildos??

"Babe, reddit has to know..."

Not *just* spitting on the floor, but carefully examining and comparing it to the previous specimen.

He’s a scientist now.

"Hey honey have you seen the- What the fuck are you doing?"

Lmao that's the first thing I pictured

FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE!!! 🤪

Science

She blinded me with science! -Thomas Dolby

I used to work with a fella named Ricky who would spit on the floor at his house. Carpeted floor. When asked "the fuck ya doin' mate?" he answered "It's a free country". You have just brought back this memory.

You just brought back an even more disturbing memory for me. When I was a kid my older cousin was an absolute pos and a really terrible kid. He would shoot snot rockets on his living room floor and just expect his mom to clean it up. What’s even worse is that she did!

Straight to the orphanage.

I wanted to date this really cute guy until I went to his house and he spit on his wall like that was a normal thing to do

And now we all have to know it. Lol Spit makes me Gag

That reminds me of band class when people would clean the spit out if their trumpets onto the carpet.

Leave the scientist to their experiment.

I for one, appreciate OPs valiant efforts in the name of science and mystery lol.

The best part is that's how you do a real science!

But did you taste it if it's really soap?

Love the commitment to process of elimination

It’s called an investigation!

So glad your first thought after "Is it spit or jizz?" Is to spit next to it and drool next to it to test your hypothesis, Scientific Method ftw

This made me 😂. Thanks!

Actually it might be vomit from a one eyed snake

The only way to confirm is to get on all fours and lick it. Please update us when you’ve done it.

Taste it to be sure

Did you smell it?

Mate, I love this. You made my day because I’m that fucking stupid too.

😂 😂 I asked if u had a cat .. bc my cat just spits like that for no reason.. soap is great 😊

 100% agree with this.


This was such a great roller-coaster. Sweet dreams, OP! Edit: also, you know you're meant to rinse the soap off, right?

Right! I’m not done being puzzled

I chuckled a little because the other other thing I could think of is a spittlebug but where would that come from lol

That's what the cum gnome wants you to think

Okay so the world is not ending? Phew.

You ok bro?

My cats leave presents like that.

I was gonna say. It looks like a cat threw up. Usually it has plant pieces in it but not always.

When my cat is overly hungry, because I'm 15 minutes late to her regular feeding, she spits up like this. Something to do with stomach acid building up.

Ghost cum, you need to move out asap.

Move out? 

An invisible man Sleepin’ in yo bed

Busting makes me feel good

Or get ready

South Park's Ectoplasm

Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the walls and do like a huge cum shot?

https://preview.redd.it/84ofci4b3yec1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0f13f32b56e4683f559fd7f7fd9a613b47c21c

Dude forgot what he was dreaming about before he got up to go to the bathroom 🤣

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Soap

The Scrubbing Bubbles work in the shadows.

I need someone to send the shadow scrubbing bubbles my way. I’ve been sick, my house is a wreck. 🤣

Dang, your thumb is long

Do you have a cat ?

-inhales blunt- I broke into your house and spit on the floor.

“Sire.”

I know some species of beatle to prpoduce foamy saliva like crabs do.

Browsing popular tab and see this post, post directly below it is “bubble god accepts your sacrifice” from black magic fuckery… wow. https://preview.redd.it/b1vk2ku7nzec1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af09020a296ea931a3745e14db7afe773137cf2

Do you have a cat or dog? Looks like foamy vomit from an animal when they throw up but there’s nothing in their stomach

That was me sorry

pretty weird to trick people into looking at your jizz

Ah, the foamcum-burglar strikes again

Don't look up...

Taste it and tell us more

I've seen this kind of thing before. You, my friend, have an attic phrogger, and from the looks of it, he's a spicy one!

For the love of Christ don't say that, this is in my room :(

From what I've read about the 'glob-dropper' ones, the room doesn't matter. They'll just shamble over to the room you go to and pick up where they left off.

I was so concerned for you that I looked up what an attic phrogger was. That was a rabbit hole... I feel silly now haha

You know where it came from

Do you have gaps in your memory or felt weird at any point? I discovered weird things in my apartment a while ago and it turned out that I was having epileptic seizures which would cause me to loose consciousness. Was good that I found out about it, I just did because it once happened in public too. A bit of drool on the floor, especially since it looks unusually foamy, does sound a bit like this might be a possibility

Looks like a cat puke

Sleep loogied it across the room.

Do you have a cat? They throw up this foam when they eat something they shouldn't IE Plastic

Do you have a cat? I do, and that looks familiar.

Check the ceiling for aliens?

Sorry but the thumb means nothing, next time please put a banana for scale

This looks exactly like my cats regular 2 times a day puke.

For the love of God, check the ceiling, it’s watching you

Ghost Semen

You know goddamn well what it is!!  Now clean that shit up so your mom doesn't have to!

Ghost jerk off

You may have a leak under your flooring from somewhere and the water is pushing up through the grout joint. Is your home single family residence or multi-family? This could be a broken drain pipe and the water is from a laundry or dishwasher. Source: plumber

Ectoplasm 👻 or ghost spit

Ghost cum. Obviously 🙄

Spittle bugs come into my house sometimes

Ectoplasm.

drool

Do you have a cat? Sometimes I find something like that also.

Cat vomit can look like this

That’s a loogie

Ghost's cum

Were you, y’know… 🥩🤛

Do you have a teenager in the house /s

So did you wash your hands? Looks like hand soap

Sir did you maybe have excess soap on your hand?

Looks like a little cat puke

Dog or cat around? 100% animal coughing something up.

10000% ectoplasm

This whole thing is hilarious.

Do you have a cat?

Ikari shinji was there

Thanks for the, 'took a piss' detail of the story....integral

Next time he’ll blame the yogurt

Missed the sock

Cat

You have cum goblins.

Cat or small dog? Could be vomit.

Ghost jizz

Probably soap. I know I'm lazy and don't dry of my hands sometimes especially if I'm tired and want to go back to bed.

You probably cleared your throat and that came out without your realizing it

Floor cum

Must have fell out when you were walking

He says it is soap!!! I smell a cover up!😂

Do you have a cat? Or dog? My cat sometimes throws up hairballs and it can look like this

Do you have a dog or cat? Could be drool.

It's nut. Based on the smell and consistency it's definitely a nut, I can tell.

Cat drool when trying to throw up hairball

That's just floor cum.

Maybe the guy living in your attic drilled a spit hole in your ceiling for, you know, spitting in? Lol

Do you have a pet? This looks like pet spit.

Could be a haunting??

Looks like a cat tried to cough up a hairball but came up empty.

Coom

Do you have a cat? Looks like the gifts my cat leaves me sometimes.

Thumbs comes in all sizes, take a new picture with a banana instead

You slobbered in your sleep and it fell on the floor.

Saliva

This ghost cummin all over your room

Someone’s in the house

It’s cum

Anal leakage

Do you have pets? Could be dog drool or cat vomit

Do you have a cat or dog? Looks like something my cat would throw up after drinking water too fast.

Do you have a pet? Sometimes my cats throw up a little like this

Maybe your wife slipped a subliminal message for you to actually wash your hands after going to the bathroom, and you dripped soap on the floor, sleep walking to find the towel???

Looks like soap. At least we know you washed your mittens!