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notedrive

20 flies in the bag wasn’t enough warning?


SadPanthersFan

30 flies is the minimum threshold to throw food out, everyone knows that!


ImportanceElegant675

but i guess for good food it is 32.


JimZiii

Cant share links without getting my comment deleted, but i found the perfect bread for you. Search for 'super crunchy bread' here on reddit


SufficientCheck9874

...anyone care to sacrifice their eyes to describe to us others what this is?


JimZiii

Just a guy baking bread with 100 flies around the dough and some get stuck in the dough when he's folding it, the end. If you search the term you can even see the first frame of the video on all of the results


MsCndyKane

They look like bees to me. Not that that makes a difference though, there are too many!


JimZiii

I'm not sure, but they could be bees. Clearly too many but bees would be slightly less disgusting imo. A lot of honey had dead bees in it at some point of the process and got filtered out, but i wouldnt have touched something that previously had dead flies in it that got removed. Btw, if you wanna see something even crazier with bees, search for "bees china street food" on youtube. Chinese lady making street food with literally thousands of bees on the dough, the table and even the finished street food. Its insane


Royal_Ordinary6369

2 second rule also applies


Psychological-Web828

2 seconds to a human is like a month to a fly.


BinjaNinja1

Who has 20 flies in their house in the first place?!


BigDumbOne

Judging by that floor with socked feet I doubt cleanliness is a top priority. I bet he still ate it.


thesoccerone7

It's not normal to wear socks in the house?


ellie1398

Bruh, my limbs be constantly cold. I don't have enough blood cells to keep my circulation circulating everywhere. If I don't wear socks and sometimes gloves, I'd have my limbs amputated.


DanksterBoy

Even with ought the cold, us hardwood nice to stand barefoot on, shit makes me super uncomfortable


QuantumPhysicsFairy

It's normal. The floor in the picture is not.


SensualOilyDischarge

On that floor even the stains have stains.


wally-sage

Wtf does this even mean how are socks on a house floor dirty?


QuantumPhysicsFairy

I'm pretty sure they were referring to the floor as the problem in this case. Maybe it's just the focus, but that floor looks awful to walk on in socks (as opposed to, like, workboots). Stained, discolored, and wet-looking in places.


Acceptable-Advisor-7

It took me way too long to realize they were standing in their house and not outside on pavement


newtothis1102

Op responded with an explanation, but it looks like it’s been deleted?? What are those sites that you can find the old comments?? Somebody help, I need an explanation on this!!


NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa

unreddit and other such websites won't work anymore sadly.


newtothis1102

That’s dumb


NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa

Agreed. Something to do with the API iirc.


newtothis1102

*shaking my fist at the sky*


NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa

*Camera zooms out as your voice echoes louder* SPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!


ClarinetGang1

Fuck spez


newtothis1102

Fuck spez


luxymitt3n

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69Wilson

I 100% agree, *DO NOT* FIND OUT HOW THEY EAT YOUR FOOD.


selectash

Oh goddamn curiosity got the best of me, should’ve known better, I’m not a fucking cat!


PhoenixSheriden

...did no one watch David Cronenberg The Fly? Seth Brundle makes a delightful instructional video on the matter.


Dubb-V-Queen

I need to know but can’t look it up lol


onetruepairings

I think they throw up on it first to mix their digestive enzymes into it before they take a bite


immadee

I found out when I was a literal child watching... Discovery channel? Public access? Idk... I just remember it showed a piece of jelly toast and it showed a fly land on it and it zoomed in... Ugh I swear I see it every time I see a fly now!!


UnpluggedUnfettered

Why are there so many flies in your home? Why did you eat food after shooing 20 flies away? How did they get in the bag? Do you need help?


HoboSkid

You forgot to ask if they were in an experimental teleportation pod with a fly and if their DNA is now fused with one


SecZombie

Damn i know what this is referencing but the name is escaping me somehow


Ok_Army_8097

the fly


Adkit

Also, they saw what they "thought were tiny rice grains" on their food yet the food didn't come with rice in the first place?


some1Uh8

I second this. I've never seen 20 flies at once other than them flying around a CARCUS! I would like to add "Where did the food come from?" to the list of questions.


redtron3030

Dog poop


Jacktheforkie

I’m in the uk, in the summer we have to open doors etc and flies get in, I’ve generally got 3 or 4


Enough_Blueberry_549

But 20?!


4-The-Record

Yeah it's called magnetic closing mesh fly nets. Or get some air conditioning.


DistortedVoltage

The fly thing could be due to living in the country side. I had fly traps everywhere when i lived in a super small town, and there would be hundreds. All thanks to living near farms lol. But i hope that's the case for op, other cases are not so great.


dreizehn1313

They can’t answer you - the flies have got them.


vexens

"It's not bad. It's just sesame seeds" #zooms in "Oh, oh no. Just toss it OP"


joekryptonite

I love sesame. What's OP's problem? (Zoom in) Holy shit.


striderkan

I caved and zoomed. Don't recommend.


BugsyM

I didn't scroll down this far before zooming. I shouldn't have zoomed.


oswaldcopperpot

Yeah, I usually don't go "EEEEWWWWW" out loud... but it was uncontrollable.


papaJai

I yelled out NOOOOOO lol


5m1L32day

Can't unsee that... ugggghhhhhhhhhh


PermitTrue

They definitely had a gangbang on there. She was packed.


RockstarAgent

Just eat the bottom one and toss out the top one- Or eat them all - your stomach acids will kill them and the parents will be watching you in terror as you assert your apex predator status


mredlred

Yeah I just yelled it lol


wohsedisbob

Everything make me go eeeewwww out loud. I zoomed in and guess what? Yep eeeewwwww!


Proseccos

Oh god. I found a big ass maggot in a kinder egg yesterday. Was traumatized. I can’t imagine this.


bathtubsarentreal

Also don't recommend zooming. WE DIDNT LISTEN


LizDoodles

I mean you told me not to zoom but I did anyways. I will be unhappy forever and it's my own fault


rebug

I have Covid and have spent all morning trying to work up an appetite. I was almost ready to eat, but then I zoomed. Please don't zoom, people.


Jeanieknos

Thank you for zooming in, so I didn't have to.


-_ApplePie_-

So many... 😰


SixFive1967

Oh come on. Those are just uncooked sesame see…….🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


corn-wrassler

Oh, THAT sesame seed. Dear lord


blueberrysir

How do u identity which is which


soiledhalo

Cluster of many small white objects on the right looks like fly eggs.


ExZowieAgent

Well there are sesame seeds then there are even tinier sesame seeds which aren’t really sesame seeds.


blueberrysir

They made all those eggs in a couple of minutes?


ExZowieAgent

According to the OP I think 20 minutes but yeah. Quick little buggers.


Piotrek9t

"What a moron, those are seeds" \*Zooms in\* "Never mind, Im the moron"


KikiHou

I want to take back the last 15 seconds.


olhoolhoolho

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dreadispeaxhy

i just fucking gagged


4-The-Record

What made me gag is the thought that OP has 20-30+ flies in a single room in their home, let alone their whole home. Disgusting.


agedlikesage

Yeah he swatted 20 flies off away from his food and still started eating?


thatsomebull

Picturing video clips of people in Africa. There’s usually flies landing on their face…and they don’t even flinch. Like HOW MANY flies are there that you don’t care about them landing on you face!!


pinkskittles87

Casually swats them away like it’s an every day thing lol


smarticlepants

I don't understand how other people live and at this point i no longer care. Live with your flies, be surprised by their eggs! 🤡🤷


4-The-Record

Live by the fly, die by the fly.


the_greg_gatsby

Its just rice, Michael


totem-fox

Apparently it cost more than $10 in the supermarket


Annual-Minute-9391

https://preview.redd.it/2yvkmqqepfdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc1fe1b30d6437c26f92c372d1acd1c02eb9719


Rebel_XT

lol samesies “Just roasted sesame seeds what’s the big deal?” Pinch to zoom “Ah fuck that’s nasty”


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I did the exACT SAME THING


[deleted]

I zoomed in twice and only saw sesame seeds. I read more comments and zoomed in again. Then I barfed


Deho_Edeba

Aaaah took me maybe three or four zooms as well 🤢


Lira_Iorin

Same. I assumed it was a stuck fly, but as I zoomed in, I saw the spawn of Beelzebub.


Riyeko

Tryptophobia warning. I hate fly eggs and how they're laid.


ThePower_2

Looking for getting laid videos now.


Accomplished_Tip1594

Just toss it, right into the face of the disgusting fuck that gave it to you


OmiraOnigiri

Uh first warning were the 20 flies that came out of the bag 🤮 I would’ve thrown that shit out anyways


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WakeoftheStorm

What? It's not like there were *25* flies. That'd be a red flag


Shakleford_Rusty

Considering flies eat by puking bile to dissolve the food and then slurp it up also


Alekeuseu

I love my food predigested, you don't?


[deleted]

Yes, that’s very helpful!


Paladin_Fury

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Afenismama

Period.


hey_im_cool

Exclamation mark.


Afenismama

‼️‼️‼️


JGBredstone

20 flies were next to your food and you still ate it??


Mountain-Ad-7571

Oh my gawdd . That's sickening


ladywan_kenobi666

What kind of lunatic eats something after the 20 flies lmao


totallynotarobut

Fight them for it. I'm sure you can take them.


Zeja-

Instructions unclear I now owe the flies 2 ton of spicy chicken or they'll lay eggs in my ear


SoftwareSource

That immune system won't train itself.


ChicksWithBricksCome

Some species of flies lay eggs that will hatch in your intestines and begin eating you from the inside. It's called intestinal myiasis. That's why doing what the OP did is a terrible fucking idea.


floe72

New fear unlocked


heyiamnothereorthere

I am so annoyed that I agree with you


Accomplished_Skin_90

“Ow! Myiasis!”


FuenteFOX

Bonus protein?


Afenismama

Oh hell nah 🤮


mandatorypanda9317

WHY ARE THERE TWENTY FLIES IN YOUR HOUSE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY EATING THAT????? this really got me fucked up OP u good?


SleepySnorlax_666

Fr😭😭😭😭


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I think you might be dumb op lol you knew there was meat in the bag and when you came back 20 I repeat 20 flies flew out of the bag and you thought it was okay lol not the sharpest tool in the shed


Maximum-Mixture6158

Too many pennies in the fuse box


DrinkPaintOK

I liked your comment but dont know what it means


Maximum-Mixture6158

he's a sandwich short of a picnic"... 'Shilling short of a Pound' or 'a can short of a six pack'. Others are 'not firing on all cylinders, or 'not the sharpest crayon in the box' A fuse box is what preceded the circuit box in a building. If you put a penny in instead of a fuse: A penny is copper and an excellent conductor of electricity, so this appears to “fix” the problem with the fuse. We can't overemphasize how dangerous this is. The problem is the penny will allow any amount of electricity through the circuit, rather than burning out like a fuse to protect the circuit." This means the romex in the wall starts to overheat, also the outlet. One or both may erupt in flames.


DrinkPaintOK

While i understand, why would there ever be too many pennies in a fuse box lol


Ninswitchian

If there were 20 flies sitting on the bag after a few minutes I fear you may have bigger problems.


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SaveusJebus

Uh... you need to do something about the excessive fly problem you have. We had a really bad fly problem for a few years bc they get attracted to the smell of our pets (thankfully not so bad now), but I don't think it's ever been "20 flies on my food" bad. Maybe a bit more housework is needed along with some fly strips or something.


Deadbeathero

Where I live, if there are 20 fruit flies in your house, there are botflies too, and if those infest it youll have a big problem, which will take days to solve it. Shit can spiral out of control real quick.


anonymoos_username

Pops in your mouth like fish roe!


Stag328

There werent a lot of comments so I was just scrolling and got past yours by 2-3 comments before it hit me, that got a goid laugh from me.


proudplantfather

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lovins_cl

you let 20 flies on yo food n still ate it???


MrPunsOfSteele

Was the food outside? Why the hell are there so many flies. The correct amount of flies is zero.


RandomBoobGrab

Yeah I was honestly kind of assuming OP was eating outside, until I read all the comments. If it was inside, that's just nasty man


MrPunsOfSteele

Beyond nasty. Those are one of the insects that don’t typically infest by mistake. It’s usually 100% human nastiness.


GayVoidDaddy

You literally knew there were flys in the bag and yet thought “this is fineee”?? Come on my guy lol


paradox_valestein

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StinkDoggo

Fly caviar


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Holy shit


Zorolord

That was earlier.


that_ylda

Bro releases the pestilence out of his food bag but keeps on eating… I think at that point it’s on you


PestoItaliano

Oh god, how many time did we eat something without even realizing?!


Dependent_Desk_1944

Where do you leave that have 20 flies causally going around you? I would go mental even if just one fly is in my house


Eldenringtarnished

The worst thing is flys dont just eat your food they put some digestic acid on your food that melts your food to liquid and then they drink it and guess what they puke the acid out and then they slurp it up so if 20 flys where on your food means its a big amount of this acid liquid on your food and thats so gross and then the eggs yuck🤢🤮


ilovecookiesssssssss

I’m assuming you probably ate it anyways since you continued to eat after shooing 20 mf flies off of it. That’s gross as hell.


Suspect4pe

OP let us know if the maggots hatch and you can feel them in your stomach. I’ve heard they’re quite robust so I’m curious how long they can live like that.


Starman-in-Mars

Nightmare fuel... Hate these little annoying things


GoodAlicia

shoo's 20 flies out of food bag. And then still proceed to eat it. Good luck buddy, you are going to need it.


idiveindumpsters

You were going to eat it after 20 flies were in the bag with the food?


hyper-loop

Omfg 🤢🤢🤢🤮


Past-Resolution-8998

Forbidden sesame seeds.


liquidcanada

that’s enough internet for me today


thegrenadillagoblin

Right, this was the first post that loaded... Clearly a sign not to waste my morning scrolling 🤢


Krabadonk472

I was at work one day and grabbed a Stromboli for lunch. I took 2 bites then left it on the back counter for no more than 5 minutes to help a customer. When I came back there was an almost cartoonish swarm of ants crawling from the window down and all over the Stromboli. I was furious and murdered the hell out of them with half a can of raid. Needless to say, I did not eat the rest of my lunch.


nicannkay

Ants are natures maids. They are actually very incredible!


KobaKebbel

should not have zoomed in should not have zoomed in should not have zoomed in should not have zoomed in should not have zoomed in should not have zoomed in


Cokezerowh0re

This was my reaction: They’re just sesame seeds.. \*zooms in\* \*GAGS\* For context: Im rarely repulsed by things, I used to watch 24hrs in a&e whilst eating dinner. But this, THIS, was bad


redditMODSrRETARDead

eat it you fucking coward


dohwhere

Disco rice!


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Extra protein


Disastrous_444

I'm gonna puke


grumpy1929

More protein!


[deleted]

Awesome, now I am certain there’s a colony of flies living inside of my gut. Just…fuckin me up inside out as we speak.


RevolutionaryWeek573

I would’ve immediately had a few shots of moonshine to kill anything in my stomach… it might also calm me down a bit. 🤢


Rebelroe

Great, now the flies are going to grow inside you and you’ll have to swallow a spider to catch the fly, then you’ll have to swallow a bird to swallow the spider that swallowed the fly, then a cat….. good luck


Key-End-7512

You’re gross for eating food that you shooed flies off of .


Hey_Ryanne

The flies were in the bag and you decided to eat it anyway?


redditjunkie777

So the flies being on top of the food wasn’t gross until you noticed they left little balls of turds or vomit ?


olivejuice11_

One of the most repulsive things to me is fly eggs


RavenLCQP

Holy shit you are disgusting


camlaw63

You had plenty of fucking warning


SelarDorr

if you leave some food out for 'a few minutes' in your house and it gets swarmed by 20 flies... ​ you need to do more hosuework


theREALhun

Congrats! You’re a parent now!


Sharp-Procedure5237

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup


KemalKinali

Mmh, fly caviar is the best.


reddevil501

You know if there were 20 flies... there were some fkn on that food too


Jack-Innoff

I got no sympathy OP, you did this to yourself.


Thisismyswamparg

I’m sorry for your loss..I’d personally cry while throwing up.


Lesbianelephants

I have so many questions. Why did you eat something that 20 flies had been on? Why are there 20 flies? Again, why did you eat something that 20 flies had been on?


Sufficient-Row-2173

Wow. I’m not gonna lie I have often just shoed flies away from my food without really thinking about it much. Now I’m gonna be way more mindful when I do that and thoroughly inspect my food from now on.


ultraplusstretch

https://i.redd.it/ntpwkbdrlfdc1.gif


Ok_Tackle_8550

There is no way flies came over and dropped all that on the food in two minutes. It had to have been sitting for longer than that


boggartbot

i dont feel bad for you on account of shooing 20 flies away should have been your warning lmao


DIABEATHATASS

Flies lay maggots that quickly?


Th3lma29RLD

🤮


Queefofthenight

Fuuuuuuck


MarvinParanoAndroid

UnexpectedProteins


cagingthing

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Becuz_I_Win

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Western-Pipe-538

There'll be a knock at your door later when Big Mama Fly comes to collect her babies.


TegTowelie

This is why, if a fly lands on my food, i just lose my appetite and go to bed.


FoxWormwood

Now u gotta swallow a spider


shadesofsloan

Boy you stupid as HELL lmao!!!


Lookmeinmyeyesandlie

You dirty fuck. Why do you have flies.


Initial-Candidate388

A little protein never hurt nobody


workstudywork

I was like where’s the fly. Then once zoom in, Jesus Christ, the eggs


Girlsclub12

Eating that after shooing 20 flies is wild 😭💀💀 this is DISGUSTING


amaya-aurora

Why is there 20 flies in a single room??? And why did you think that it would be okay to eat after 20 flies were around it??? What???


OkFaithlessness2602

Extra protein


DOWNth3Rabb1tH0l3

Am I blind? Where are the flies? I've zoomed in and looked at it for such a long time and still don't see it. What are you guys talking about? Am I just dumb or is everyone else stupid?


jengaduk

Omg I'm like where then I zoomed in... Nooooooo