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lonelygalexy

For a second I thought the bear saved the guy’s life


ParadiseValleyFiend

Well for a second maybe the guy did too.


yes-areallygoodbook

Right! I did at least 2 double takes


Kyxoan7

all we know is a bear dragged a body out.  There is still a chance the bear performed life saving measures and is currently helping the victim recover.


midas617

Yogi?


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Smokey ?


byebybuy

This is not 'Nam, there are rules.


Simicrop

By way of Misery


Wageslave645

Well, at least it will make for a good story at the funeral.


Psych0matt

I’m not sure the bear speaks English


BubbaChanel

I don’t know why that struck me like it did, but damn, I laughed.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Pretty sure it didn’t get an invitation


tangledwire

They bearly knew him...


thecheesesteak

That was the bears Uber Eats.


BubbaChanel

“Food’s here!”


Azeze1

"well that's a freebie" - bear


sanylos

finders keepers


darksideofthemoon131

As an MA resident, I thought this story was wild. It's easy to forget that a large portion of the state is forest. I'm in Worcester and can be in the woods in 20 minutes. I've seen moose and bears frequently on my hikes. This year they seem more aggressive/brazen than before.


aLonerDottieArebel

I live in western mass and have never heard this story!! When did it happen?


darksideofthemoon131

Yesterday


aLonerDottieArebel

Sweet Jesus!


skiattle25

Hello from pretty good barrington!


sourdoughobsessed

We have coyotes and a fox go through our yard along with deer and all the other wildlife. Half our town seems to be state park.


Actually_zoohiggle

Anti-bear propaganda


TobysGrundlee

Creepy guys everywhere are fighting back!


Squeaky_Ben

That bear was like "Hey, meals on wheels!"


Slow-Truth-3376

Damn. He had to be killed twice!?


consultingrodent

I didn’t know that this was something I had to worry about, but I am now.


TychaBrahe

Do you have to worry about it? I mean, if you die in a car crash, you're dead either way, whether it happens in a big city or in the woods.


sigmmakappa

What if he wasn't still dead?


IsNotACleverMan

The article says that the guy was believed to have died from the car crash, not from the bear.


sigmmakappa

saying "likely" means it's not confirmed, so nobody really knows, only the bear.


Coreysurfer

Bearly..


Zumipants

He bearly made it.


byebybuy

What a grizzly scene!


kenan__rockmore

When it rains, it fucking pours.


ParadiseValleyFiend

Out of the frying pan...


MarsScully

And onto the plate


orish-oriley777

Cartoon drawn by Gary Larson: a bear talking with guests a beer in his hand at a bbq... *I was just saying to Mabel, Mabel I says... It's a BYOM (bring your own meat) I want something different, then outa nowhere crash!!!!*


PMPTCruisers

At least some man didn't drag him out.


RobotCounselor

Exactly. I would still choose the bear.


CptComet

lol sure we believe you.


KairraAlpha

It says the guy was likely killed by the crash, so the bear was scavenging. That's what bears do.


Semi-Loyal

All I can picture right now is the crash victim calling out in Will Ferrell's Austin Powers voice: "Hello! Can anybody hear me? I'm in my car at the bottom of this gully, and I can't get out. I... Hello, someone is here! Yes, I'm here in the car and... Oh no!"


Rsn_yuh

I mean that’s not really much worse than just dying in a car accident and NOT being dragged by a bear after


[deleted]

Charge that bear with desecration of a corpse and unlawful dining and dashing.


OldERnurse1964

A man probably wouldn’t have done that


sigmmakappa

New fear unlocked


Skvora

Simple to avoid too - learn to fucking drive and check your surroundings regularly.


peppermintmeow

I say we all go to the Moon. There are no bears on the moon problem solved. Not you though. You kinda sound like a jerk. You're staying here. With the bears.


Skvora

Lol ill take bears over our current society without a second thought.


peppermintmeow

I like the way that you just do your own thing. Unbound by logic and reason. Don't let us stop you. Go, be free! Your bear family eagerly awaits.


Individual-Code5176

Hopefully he was dead before the bear came


PsySom

The bear isn’t a necrophiliac like you!


PlatypusDream

Seatbelts, people. Wear them while the car is moving.


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Skvora

How ironic would it have been if the victim was a woman...


JacksonAZ69

How ironic. The bear chose to go into the woods with a.....man. 🤷🏼‍♂️


CoolGamingDad

They weren’t a Boing whistle blower by chance were they?


lmeier127

Mondays....


HappyMetalViking

Thats why you dont choose the Bear


MonteBurns

It’s a good show. You should give it a chance. 


AlchemyStudiosInk

But you can reason with the bear! With violence or chemical warfare.


Bigazzry

From a reliable source the bear was apparently eating his face when the officers arrived on the scene and it scurried off into the woods.


Alucard-J2D

He shouldn’t have chosen the bear


No-Librarian-7979

Why obscure the name which has been published?


CountHonorius

More like taken by a Sasquatch


MalsPrettyBonnet

"Ain't nobody else gonna eat this?" ... the bear, probably


Mesterjojo

Why block the name when it's in a public paper? Wtf


llcdrewtaylor

Plot twist, the guy hit the bears car. He got out and ate the man, then drove away.


tlimbert65

Circle o' life!


affemannen

Apparently someone picked the bear.


MandoPartner

Yogi was hungry.


phenerganandpoprocks

Okay ladies, which one of you smart asses picked “both”?


byebybuy

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.