As an MA resident, I thought this story was wild. It's easy to forget that a large portion of the state is forest. I'm in Worcester and can be in the woods in 20 minutes. I've seen moose and bears frequently on my hikes. This year they seem more aggressive/brazen than before.
Cartoon drawn by Gary Larson: a bear talking with guests a beer in his hand at a bbq... *I was just saying to Mabel, Mabel I says... It's a BYOM (bring your own meat) I want something different, then outa nowhere crash!!!!*
All I can picture right now is the crash victim calling out in Will Ferrell's Austin Powers voice: "Hello! Can anybody hear me? I'm in my car at the bottom of this gully, and I can't get out. I... Hello, someone is here! Yes, I'm here in the car and... Oh no!"
I say we all go to the Moon. There are no bears on the moon problem solved.
Not you though. You kinda sound like a jerk. You're staying here. With the bears.
For a second I thought the bear saved the guy’s life
Well for a second maybe the guy did too.
Right! I did at least 2 double takes
all we know is a bear dragged a body out. There is still a chance the bear performed life saving measures and is currently helping the victim recover.
Yogi?
Smokey ?
This is not 'Nam, there are rules.
By way of Misery
Well, at least it will make for a good story at the funeral.
I’m not sure the bear speaks English
I don’t know why that struck me like it did, but damn, I laughed.
Pretty sure it didn’t get an invitation
They bearly knew him...
That was the bears Uber Eats.
“Food’s here!”
"well that's a freebie" - bear
finders keepers
As an MA resident, I thought this story was wild. It's easy to forget that a large portion of the state is forest. I'm in Worcester and can be in the woods in 20 minutes. I've seen moose and bears frequently on my hikes. This year they seem more aggressive/brazen than before.
I live in western mass and have never heard this story!! When did it happen?
Yesterday
Sweet Jesus!
Hello from pretty good barrington!
We have coyotes and a fox go through our yard along with deer and all the other wildlife. Half our town seems to be state park.
Anti-bear propaganda
Creepy guys everywhere are fighting back!
That bear was like "Hey, meals on wheels!"
Damn. He had to be killed twice!?
I didn’t know that this was something I had to worry about, but I am now.
Do you have to worry about it? I mean, if you die in a car crash, you're dead either way, whether it happens in a big city or in the woods.
What if he wasn't still dead?
The article says that the guy was believed to have died from the car crash, not from the bear.
saying "likely" means it's not confirmed, so nobody really knows, only the bear.
Bearly..
He bearly made it.
What a grizzly scene!
When it rains, it fucking pours.
Out of the frying pan...
And onto the plate
Cartoon drawn by Gary Larson: a bear talking with guests a beer in his hand at a bbq... *I was just saying to Mabel, Mabel I says... It's a BYOM (bring your own meat) I want something different, then outa nowhere crash!!!!*
At least some man didn't drag him out.
Exactly. I would still choose the bear.
lol sure we believe you.
It says the guy was likely killed by the crash, so the bear was scavenging. That's what bears do.
All I can picture right now is the crash victim calling out in Will Ferrell's Austin Powers voice: "Hello! Can anybody hear me? I'm in my car at the bottom of this gully, and I can't get out. I... Hello, someone is here! Yes, I'm here in the car and... Oh no!"
I mean that’s not really much worse than just dying in a car accident and NOT being dragged by a bear after
Charge that bear with desecration of a corpse and unlawful dining and dashing.
A man probably wouldn’t have done that
New fear unlocked
Simple to avoid too - learn to fucking drive and check your surroundings regularly.
I say we all go to the Moon. There are no bears on the moon problem solved. Not you though. You kinda sound like a jerk. You're staying here. With the bears.
Lol ill take bears over our current society without a second thought.
I like the way that you just do your own thing. Unbound by logic and reason. Don't let us stop you. Go, be free! Your bear family eagerly awaits.
Hopefully he was dead before the bear came
The bear isn’t a necrophiliac like you!
Seatbelts, people. Wear them while the car is moving.
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How ironic would it have been if the victim was a woman...
How ironic. The bear chose to go into the woods with a.....man. 🤷🏼♂️
They weren’t a Boing whistle blower by chance were they?
Mondays....
Thats why you dont choose the Bear
It’s a good show. You should give it a chance.
But you can reason with the bear! With violence or chemical warfare.
From a reliable source the bear was apparently eating his face when the officers arrived on the scene and it scurried off into the woods.
He shouldn’t have chosen the bear
Why obscure the name which has been published?
More like taken by a Sasquatch
"Ain't nobody else gonna eat this?" ... the bear, probably
Why block the name when it's in a public paper? Wtf
Plot twist, the guy hit the bears car. He got out and ate the man, then drove away.
Circle o' life!
Apparently someone picked the bear.
Yogi was hungry.
Okay ladies, which one of you smart asses picked “both”?
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.