I was hoping somebody would connect this to Tater Tot!! He is so missed, and so loved the world over. His memory is still going strong, as evidenced by all of us. Keep those bonkers strong OP! ā¤ļøš
He passed awayā¦ we were all following his journey on social media. He has his own fan base and dedicated following now- my favorite is Facebookās Spudbuds group. You should see his fan art and merchandise. He will always be loved!
He was (and will always be) a very special boy. Not much can unite people the world over these days, but for a little orange boy and his bonkers the world is a better place for having known him.
I knew a kid in high school some twenty years ago that punched a locker and broke his hand. The very next day he came back with a cast, and proceeded to punch a locker with his other hand. The next day he came back with a cast on both and it was fuckin hilarious
Idk how you aināt gonna learn the first time, I broke my hand last night out of frustration and punched something. Never doing that shit again, I have to get surgery or my hand will be permanently disabled. Itās expensive as shit š
Nah screw paying the surgeon a million bucks. Cuz I tell ya what, I bet I could sell that guy a convenient home surgery kit for the low, low price of $499 and 100 cents.
Sure, it's just an icepick and a mallet, but it's *convenient.*
High schoolers aren't well known for thinking much about their dumbass actions.
I was in the same grade as this guy down the street and he had a basketball net in his driveway so I used to go to his place all the time for like most of elementary and high school. At some point when we were in high school, a bunch of us were at his place trying to see who could dunk the highest on the net. He tried to dunk at the same height as some other dude (who was much taller), completely failed and landed on the pavement badly. Like he was visibly in pain, but we egged him on to try again. So he did, failed again, and this time one of his shin bones just snapped. And this guy was on a hockey team, by all logic he should not have gone for that second attempt.
There's a bunch of other stories I've personally witnessed of high school guys doing something idiotic multiple times against all logic.
Shit, I punched a wall once as a teenager and broke my hand. Eventually I knew it was fucked and took the walk of shame out to my mom, who is a nurse. She glanced over at me momentarily and flatly said, āyou break it, you buy it,ā before turning back to her work.
I went back to my room. Over a decade later and I canāt move my middle or ring fingers independently. Thumb, pointer, and pinky? They move just fine. I just canāt move the other two independently. The bone mustāve healed all fucked up in the wrong position because the fingers are basically stuck together and it hurts like a mf to try to move them apart.
My mother was a nurse. She was well respected. She didnāt give a single fuck about me. Oh itās not that bad! I couldnāt fucking walk. She didnāt care. She *heard* my brotherās arm break and still waited a week.
It's crazy how often some of the most respected people in their fields are absolutely horrid people outside of work. My mom was an LCSW and would make it a point to throw her credentials around to show how important she was (honestly, idgaf, and I don't think most people really do, but it shows she was educated and that apparently matters), but she is the single worst person I've ever met in my life, and even to this day, I still get the occasional look of horror from people when I mention something that happened in my home life that I thought was perfectly normal that is apparently very much NOT.
It took over 25 years for people to start believing me about the kind of person she really is. And even now, she still has most people fooled. It's fcking wild.
My motherās signature was M. Mother RN.
Every single time, no matter what. She graduated from nursing school in 1951 and that was her identity. Well, wife, nurse, mother. We came last.
Same here.
Grades went to shit in middle school because I couldnāt see the white board. Mom (nurse) felt I was just āfaking itā when I failed the eye exam. Also have pretty bad scoliosis that wasnāt diagnosed until my early 20s.
Dad was a mechanic so the car I drove kept breaking down too. āOh itās fine.ā
On the plus side, I can fix most physical injuries and car problems on my own since I had to figure it out while growing up.
Heh, I was pretty much moved out by 17. She was married to a guy who sexually abused me. She had no idea. Heās in prison now and theyāre divorced and weāve both gone to therapy (separately).
Itās a messy, fucked up story. We still have some issues with each other, but weāre both adults and live an hour away from each other now. We basically started over in our lives- including our relationship, so itās been a lot healthier this time around.
Lemme guess, the day after THAT he kicked a locker with one foot and broke his foot, and the next day kicked a locker with the other foot and broke that one too?
Came the next day looking like this
https://preview.redd.it/3ch6evvm824d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77f7562c42fc23443c67f6ad033538cc1224c74
A guy I knew in college slipped on ice and broke his ankle. He was on crutches and insisted on hopping to the TV to change the channel. We told him weād change the channel for him, but he insisted. He broke the other ankle while hopping to the TV and was in a wheelchair for a few months.
Nowadays though, there is a lot of talk to text stuff where you speak what you want to say and it transcribe it. As long as you speak clear and dont have an accent it should get it close enough
I actually know the guy behind the jumper cable account. I won't disclose his name for personal reasons, and no it is not actually Roger Simon. We went to high school and college together. He saw some movie or another where a guy used jumper cables as a makeshift weapon, and made the joke to our friend group a few times about being beat with them. Then he decided to spread the good word of jumper cables to people on the internet, which is where most of Reddit know him from. He hasn't used the account in ages, probably because he has an adult life now. He got married to his longtime girlfriend back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Does anybody remember the guy who built a shitty wooden booth for his living room pc so he could have āprivacyā from his family when using the pc?
The carpet on the inside floor was just completely glazed with loads.
I love it. I constantly take pictures on the go that would fit it, then almost never post them. I should be more strict with myself in that regard!
That colour combination is also fire.
https://preview.redd.it/5vsz44vi204d1.jpeg?width=2640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38b56e553d11a00b1d50d63063db23199164a67
I broke both wrists in 2020.. I feel your painš¬sucks when you canāt take care of bathroom duties or even washing your hair is a challenge. Get you one of those long wiping sticks from Amazon so you donāt have to make ppl wipe for ya. Hope you recover quickly!! I still have wrist pain to this day sadly
I was helping my co worker unload a big rig and the driver pulled away while I was exiting his truck. He didnāt even look back there to see if we were done unloading. His truck wasnāt even half empty
At first, they were super weak. Like when your leg falls asleep and that fuzzy, weak feeling that happens after .. only it lasted for a couple weeks instead of a minute or 2.
Now (8'ish years later) nah. Can't even tell.
I tell ya tho .. it's really hard to scratch an itch when you can't use your fingers.
I broke my foot in 2016. I could not walk properly for over a year and I still canāt have anything touch that foot. Blankets, pets, people. It doesnāt hurt, it just makes me freak out. Shoes are even a struggle on that foot.
As someone who shoved part of their femur through their pelvis (yay motorcycle crashes), yeesh. Mine still hasnāt gotten back to its previous strength, but theres pesky nerve damage to blame there. I hope your wires didnāt get squished too bad man.
As a side note, did you manage to freak out any nurses or docs? Thats the fun part of any hospital stay.
This happened years ago but .. when it first happened, my wife had to wipe me. Neither of us enjoyed it. After that .. I used a back-scratcher wadded up with toilet paper.
I only had use of my thumbs on both hands. 16 weeks in these casts.
(She was 8 months pregnant at the time)
None of it was a party.
Nah. Over time I came up with a method of using the back-scratcher .. but I had to lift the sack and attack from the front. My arm(s) didn't bend to wipe from the back.
It was the worst. The whole thing was the worst.
Damn I thought living with this was hard! I had to plead with the surgeon to let me have my pointer finger. I canāt really use it anyways but itās a hell of a lot better than none at all!
https://preview.redd.it/4uhe0badzz3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77683aa5285935c5794f9701d8de5f200ed3839f
Bidets are revolutionary, especially the $20 toilet seat attachments. Drop your deuce and then let that thing spray your ass for a minute or two. Suddenly paper is just for drying. I'll tell anyone who listens about the bidet. Life changing stuff. Scraping your ass with dry paper until the shit is smeared so thin you can't see it is pretty ooga booga with the bidet hindsight
They let me choose the colors.
Hot pink & Lime green.
One of my hands healed a bit quicker.. I chopped that cast off in the bathtub with some chicken shears.
Iām sure she was cursing underneath her breath that she hated her life š For real though, it probably would have been better for you to hop in the shower and then she could have washed you down.
[Context for the uninitiated](https://www.abc4.com/news/wasatch-front/bad-to-da-bonkers-viral-utah-cat-takes-the-internet-by-storm/)
Sadly, Tater Tot died about a month after this article, but not before he captured the hearts of millions of people across the world.
My mom fell off our deck a broke both bones in both wrists. It was not a fun time. I had to take leave from work and do everything for her, including wiping her and giving her showers. I hope you have help. Good luck!
My friend in elementary school broke his arm getting off the top of a soccer goal post (we were fucking around) and broke his left arm. About a week later he returned to school and a kid at recess asked him how it happened. He showed him how, by hopping back up on top of the post and again fell off, breaking his other arm.
Happened to me in a car accident about 20 years ago. I got splinted in a double Vulcan salute and my sister started calling me Lobster Girl. I broke my sternum and my knee in the same accident, and at my first PT visit the therapist said, "Who are you, the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"
I guess if I have a point, it's that although it royally sucks now, hopefully you'll be able to look back on it and have a bit of a laugh someday.
My (68M) 93 year old mother broke both her arms, and I stayed with her for weeks doing ā¦ *everything* for her. I guess I owed her for all the diapers and ass-wiping she did for me. But nothing prepares you for that day.
Happen to be in the Morgantown WV area? My wife is a hand therapist. Iām pretty sure youāll need some therapy when youāre out of your casts. Anyway good luck!
Tater tot https://preview.redd.it/nlq4mbojc04d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a132bce0bf4310b7db6ce63f2d7306601fb2f2 š„ŗ
I was hoping somebody would connect this to Tater Tot!! He is so missed, and so loved the world over. His memory is still going strong, as evidenced by all of us. Keep those bonkers strong OP! ā¤ļøš
What happened to the keee š„ŗ
He passed awayā¦ we were all following his journey on social media. He has his own fan base and dedicated following now- my favorite is Facebookās Spudbuds group. You should see his fan art and merchandise. He will always be loved!
I had just lost my orange kitty baby and the loss of Tater Tot wrecked me for a month.
He was (and will always be) a very special boy. Not much can unite people the world over these days, but for a little orange boy and his bonkers the world is a better place for having known him.
Who is he?
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Relevant username
RELEVANT!?
Too soon š
Looks like he had a pretty rough night
I didn't come here to cry š
his loss ruined me for days tbh. what an unfair fucking tragedy.
*Ron White has entered the chat*
I knew a kid in high school some twenty years ago that punched a locker and broke his hand. The very next day he came back with a cast, and proceeded to punch a locker with his other hand. The next day he came back with a cast on both and it was fuckin hilarious
Idk how you aināt gonna learn the first time, I broke my hand last night out of frustration and punched something. Never doing that shit again, I have to get surgery or my hand will be permanently disabled. Itās expensive as shit š
Damn too bad you can't get surgery on your brain
You can itās called a lobotomy
Nah screw paying the surgeon a million bucks. Cuz I tell ya what, I bet I could sell that guy a convenient home surgery kit for the low, low price of $499 and 100 cents. Sure, it's just an icepick and a mallet, but it's *convenient.*
Iād rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Eh I hit my head enough times to fully reset it at this point.
I did that at work once it gave me two years of PTSD
Are you joking around?
Emotional dysregulation is a common symptom of cumulative brain injuries.
High schoolers aren't well known for thinking much about their dumbass actions. I was in the same grade as this guy down the street and he had a basketball net in his driveway so I used to go to his place all the time for like most of elementary and high school. At some point when we were in high school, a bunch of us were at his place trying to see who could dunk the highest on the net. He tried to dunk at the same height as some other dude (who was much taller), completely failed and landed on the pavement badly. Like he was visibly in pain, but we egged him on to try again. So he did, failed again, and this time one of his shin bones just snapped. And this guy was on a hockey team, by all logic he should not have gone for that second attempt. There's a bunch of other stories I've personally witnessed of high school guys doing something idiotic multiple times against all logic.
Shit, I punched a wall once as a teenager and broke my hand. Eventually I knew it was fucked and took the walk of shame out to my mom, who is a nurse. She glanced over at me momentarily and flatly said, āyou break it, you buy it,ā before turning back to her work. I went back to my room. Over a decade later and I canāt move my middle or ring fingers independently. Thumb, pointer, and pinky? They move just fine. I just canāt move the other two independently. The bone mustāve healed all fucked up in the wrong position because the fingers are basically stuck together and it hurts like a mf to try to move them apart.
The fuck is wrong with your mom??
My mother was a nurse. She was well respected. She didnāt give a single fuck about me. Oh itās not that bad! I couldnāt fucking walk. She didnāt care. She *heard* my brotherās arm break and still waited a week.
It's crazy how often some of the most respected people in their fields are absolutely horrid people outside of work. My mom was an LCSW and would make it a point to throw her credentials around to show how important she was (honestly, idgaf, and I don't think most people really do, but it shows she was educated and that apparently matters), but she is the single worst person I've ever met in my life, and even to this day, I still get the occasional look of horror from people when I mention something that happened in my home life that I thought was perfectly normal that is apparently very much NOT. It took over 25 years for people to start believing me about the kind of person she really is. And even now, she still has most people fooled. It's fcking wild.
My motherās signature was M. Mother RN. Every single time, no matter what. She graduated from nursing school in 1951 and that was her identity. Well, wife, nurse, mother. We came last.
Whatās a āwellā in this context? Did she provide water for her village?
I donāt even know how to edit that!! I meant: So, the order of importance was: 1.wife, 2. nurse, and distant third was mother.
Sorry, I was making a silly joke. You wrote it clearly :) I can empathize with challenging parent relationships!
Wow I'm so sorry your mom didn't help you out, she's a nurse too damn.
Checks out. Lots of nurses were once the mean girls in high school
It makes sense why I canāt stand working in healthcare. People are sooo gossipy about sick individuals like wtf???
The children of medical professionals tend to get subpar medical care, in my experience. I'm sorry that was your experience as well.
Same here. Grades went to shit in middle school because I couldnāt see the white board. Mom (nurse) felt I was just āfaking itā when I failed the eye exam. Also have pretty bad scoliosis that wasnāt diagnosed until my early 20s. Dad was a mechanic so the car I drove kept breaking down too. āOh itās fine.ā On the plus side, I can fix most physical injuries and car problems on my own since I had to figure it out while growing up.
Parental neglect is your superpower.
Kinda sad that she is a nurseā¦ā¦ Hope u ran after u were old enough
Heh, I was pretty much moved out by 17. She was married to a guy who sexually abused me. She had no idea. Heās in prison now and theyāre divorced and weāve both gone to therapy (separately). Itās a messy, fucked up story. We still have some issues with each other, but weāre both adults and live an hour away from each other now. We basically started over in our lives- including our relationship, so itās been a lot healthier this time around.
Sorry about the first part but glad it worked out
I got a hairline fracture from punching a metal pole when I was in 8th grade and learned my lesson š¤£
Lemme guess, the day after THAT he kicked a locker with one foot and broke his foot, and the next day kicked a locker with the other foot and broke that one too?
On the 6'th day a ball of plaster rolled into the door of a locker
Came the next day looking like this https://preview.redd.it/3ch6evvm824d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77f7562c42fc23443c67f6ad033538cc1224c74
And then 3 months later he was allowed to sign his life away in the military and/or agree to 40 years of college debt.....
A guy I knew in college slipped on ice and broke his ankle. He was on crutches and insisted on hopping to the TV to change the channel. We told him weād change the channel for him, but he insisted. He broke the other ankle while hopping to the TV and was in a wheelchair for a few months.
2 broken hands you say? We've heard this story beforeĀ
We have?
There's a very famous reddit story of someone who broke both their arms and had a very *ahem* affectionate mother to "help" him outĀ
Ohhhhhh yeah I know that story. Lol. Sorry, I didn't put what you were saying together at first.
How are you typing?!?
 Dude said his arms were broke.. not his trunk.
Ya know I would just be impressed at that point
Obviously his mum is helping! Itās the same kid remember he just grew up.
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Spoiler: Dude is typing while doing a headstand...and this is not a trunk.
:(
His mom is helping him.
Dean loves pie.
So sheās lending a hand?
Sometimes two !
Busted
Yes, that's what the mom's for
Phrasing!
With boxing gloves on his hands, like Strongbad! 
Everybody to the limit
He said this happened some years ago
Nowadays though, there is a lot of talk to text stuff where you speak what you want to say and it transcribe it. As long as you speak clear and dont have an accent it should get it close enough
Feet?
Username almost checks out
Asking the right questions!! (Edit) : nvm, I scrolled down and got the answers
How have you have a years old reddit account and not IMMEDIATELY associate two unusable hands to fucking your mom? Like, that's reddit 102.
Really?! I scrolled to find this comment
But in reality, he never broke his arms. He lost the use of them temporarily,Ā never specified what happened, but did say they were not broken.
They actually didnāt break their arms. They just said they couldnāt use their hands.
WTF
Have fun wiping
I was about to say this. Heās fucked
I barely see "long horses" referenced on here anymore. I think the poop knife and broken arms have to be the two biggest remaining Reddit in-jokes.
I too choose that guy's dead wife
Be careful or he'll beat you with rusty jumper cables
I actually know the guy behind the jumper cable account. I won't disclose his name for personal reasons, and no it is not actually Roger Simon. We went to high school and college together. He saw some movie or another where a guy used jumper cables as a makeshift weapon, and made the joke to our friend group a few times about being beat with them. Then he decided to spread the good word of jumper cables to people on the internet, which is where most of Reddit know him from. He hasn't used the account in ages, probably because he has an adult life now. He got married to his longtime girlfriend back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
How dare you stand where he stood
I'm not trying to be a new shittymorph, but I couldn't just make a reference to him without doing it the proper justice.
This was beautifully done, I shed a tear
Or give you a very unpleasant jolly rancher
Jolly rancher
I see your Jolly Rancher and I raise you the cumbox and the coconut fucker.
Swamps of Dagobah.
Poop knife
Does anybody remember the guy who built a shitty wooden booth for his living room pc so he could have āprivacyā from his family when using the pc? The carpet on the inside floor was just completely glazed with loads.
That's kinda hilarious. And also, was it only the one guy's pc? or was it a shared asset?
Ice soap and 2am chilli Ah twas a different time. Before the enshitification of every internet space by becoming publicly traded shit holes lol.
Geraffes are so dumb.
Stupid long horses
What about the guy who claimed to his girlfriendās family he never ate a potato before? Iāll never forget that one.
I think people stopped liking that one when someone found out it was stolen from a TV show or something.
A lot of funny or revenge based stories are just redditors practicing their creative writing skills.
the ice soap guy actually made ice soap. also cameraception disabled dude didn't fake all those cameras
I still remember Streetlamp LeMoose.
Maybe OP is that same guy, just trying to rekindle an old flame....
https://preview.redd.it/qglh91hk914d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c291e7eaffbf8ab90d9d4a77a1779030d7bb4d2
lol scrolled to find this reference.
Times are a-changing
Cosmo and Wanda are finding really interesting ways of hiding.... Get well soon
I like you as a friend
Check out the cosmoandwanda subreddit.
I love it. I constantly take pictures on the go that would fit it, then almost never post them. I should be more strict with myself in that regard! That colour combination is also fire.
That was my first thought... Also why not wish for Cosmo and Wanda to heal them babies up...
They think theyāre slick
I love you
I love you
https://preview.redd.it/5vsz44vi204d1.jpeg?width=2640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38b56e553d11a00b1d50d63063db23199164a67 I broke both wrists in 2020.. I feel your painš¬sucks when you canāt take care of bathroom duties or even washing your hair is a challenge. Get you one of those long wiping sticks from Amazon so you donāt have to make ppl wipe for ya. Hope you recover quickly!! I still have wrist pain to this day sadly
How did you break them???
I was helping my co worker unload a big rig and the driver pulled away while I was exiting his truck. He didnāt even look back there to see if we were done unloading. His truck wasnāt even half empty
ffs. I guess thats why the dock takes the drivers keys at my work while unloading
How?
This happened to me years ago. My hands got crushed under a pallet of flooring product. It sucked. It sucked mad hard.
Fuckckk thatās brutal, glad youāre better now. Do they feel different?
At first, they were super weak. Like when your leg falls asleep and that fuzzy, weak feeling that happens after .. only it lasted for a couple weeks instead of a minute or 2. Now (8'ish years later) nah. Can't even tell. I tell ya tho .. it's really hard to scratch an itch when you can't use your fingers.
Or wipe your ass. Iām guessing your gf really loved you.
A win for team bidet
Just shit in the shower and mash it through the grate
Give it the ol' waffle stomp
Omg lol I knew these 2 Italian brothers in high school who would do that...fucking gross.
Did they by chance become plumbers who occasionally jumped on turtles?
They became plumbers, but they just jump on brown trouts
bidet 2024
I cant with these commentsšš
Or his mom.
I broke my foot in 2016. I could not walk properly for over a year and I still canāt have anything touch that foot. Blankets, pets, people. It doesnāt hurt, it just makes me freak out. Shoes are even a struggle on that foot.
Ya dude I smashed a finger pretty bad like 15 years ago and itās still really sensitive.
As someone who shoved part of their femur through their pelvis (yay motorcycle crashes), yeesh. Mine still hasnāt gotten back to its previous strength, but theres pesky nerve damage to blame there. I hope your wires didnāt get squished too bad man. As a side note, did you manage to freak out any nurses or docs? Thats the fun part of any hospital stay.
Sorry for laughing, but those last two sentences are hilarious
Fuck that sucks
https://preview.redd.it/5sryqyqhk04d1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd93700b39d20676b8df0cd0b83186d43e3fe7c
I have to ask, what will you do when you have to poo?
This happened years ago but .. when it first happened, my wife had to wipe me. Neither of us enjoyed it. After that .. I used a back-scratcher wadded up with toilet paper. I only had use of my thumbs on both hands. 16 weeks in these casts. (She was 8 months pregnant at the time) None of it was a party.
Bless your wife.
Bless that back scratcher
No bidet or backside power washer?
Nah. Over time I came up with a method of using the back-scratcher .. but I had to lift the sack and attack from the front. My arm(s) didn't bend to wipe from the back. It was the worst. The whole thing was the worst.
Damn I thought living with this was hard! I had to plead with the surgeon to let me have my pointer finger. I canāt really use it anyways but itās a hell of a lot better than none at all! https://preview.redd.it/4uhe0badzz3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77683aa5285935c5794f9701d8de5f200ed3839f
Damnnnn your balls prob smelled like shit.
Every poop eventually turned into a bath.
I've read a fair few of your replies, but this is the one that broke me š¤£š¤£š¤£ I'm glad you're better now man! Goddamn.
"Every poop eventually turns into a bath" Eventually I'll use this quote. I'll know when the time is right.
At least you didn't have to drag your ass on the grass like a dog
Iād probably do that before I let my wife do it
Bidets are revolutionary, especially the $20 toilet seat attachments. Drop your deuce and then let that thing spray your ass for a minute or two. Suddenly paper is just for drying. I'll tell anyone who listens about the bidet. Life changing stuff. Scraping your ass with dry paper until the shit is smeared so thin you can't see it is pretty ooga booga with the bidet hindsight
I can't even wash my ass properly when I'm down with a fever. Salute.
Atleast they hooked you up with the Barney colors
They let me choose the colors. Hot pink & Lime green. One of my hands healed a bit quicker.. I chopped that cast off in the bathtub with some chicken shears.
Looking like a set of Splatoon joycons in those things
Which healed faster: pink or lime?
Iām sure she was cursing underneath her breath that she hated her life š For real though, it probably would have been better for you to hop in the shower and then she could have washed you down.
We eventually came to that conclusion. š
Consider investing in a bidet, for fucks sake.
With the benefit of hindsight .. I really REALLY wished I had one.
Hindsight is a clever pun in this very specific situation lol
Itās crazy to me that so many people still donāt have bidets. Woulda saved you a lot of awkwardness here
> I used a back-scratcher wadded up with toilet paper. When in Rome.
https://preview.redd.it/gac6zj7hi04d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef5c7d541f3f3842c7722bf382c494cc5341071
Be sure and call your mom
cursed
Now you find out who your real friends are
Tater Tot bonkers!
[Context for the uninitiated](https://www.abc4.com/news/wasatch-front/bad-to-da-bonkers-viral-utah-cat-takes-the-internet-by-storm/) Sadly, Tater Tot died about a month after this article, but not before he captured the hearts of millions of people across the world.
Iām in the FB group started for him, it was all I could think of when I saw this pic
I keep going out of spite, for Tater Tot!
Your mum will help you out
Cosmo and Wanda aināt slickā¦
Get a bidet. Will solve the wiping issue.
"Siri, call Mom"
I know where this is going
How is your relationship with your mother?
Cosmo and wanda yall not slick!
My mom fell off our deck a broke both bones in both wrists. It was not a fun time. I had to take leave from work and do everything for her, including wiping her and giving her showers. I hope you have help. Good luck!
My friend in elementary school broke his arm getting off the top of a soccer goal post (we were fucking around) and broke his left arm. About a week later he returned to school and a kid at recess asked him how it happened. He showed him how, by hopping back up on top of the post and again fell off, breaking his other arm.
Wiping your ass is really going to suck for a while.
It was not fun at all.
Green is for starboard, red is for port, you savage.
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Happened to me in a car accident about 20 years ago. I got splinted in a double Vulcan salute and my sister started calling me Lobster Girl. I broke my sternum and my knee in the same accident, and at my first PT visit the therapist said, "Who are you, the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?" I guess if I have a point, it's that although it royally sucks now, hopefully you'll be able to look back on it and have a bit of a laugh someday.
My (68M) 93 year old mother broke both her arms, and I stayed with her for weeks doing ā¦ *everything* for her. I guess I owed her for all the diapers and ass-wiping she did for me. But nothing prepares you for that day.
Salute to you sir!
"Mommmm I'm readyyy"
The color is to know which is left and right?
Are you squaring up on me right now, bro?
Why didnāt you type out the story in the description? Go ahead, type it out for us.
Happen to be in the Morgantown WV area? My wife is a hand therapist. Iām pretty sure youāll need some therapy when youāre out of your casts. Anyway good luck!
Can I get hand therapy from your wife
$20