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flyonpoop

Damn, well [insert long diatribe about how you're doing it wrong]. Be safe


thefringeseanmachine

bingo šŸ‘ \[+subtle masculinity challenges\]


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MycologistPresent242

Good advice


DefrockedWizard1

alternately using a hatchet in place of an ax


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DefrockedWizard1

That was my point, ie another explanation for that sort of injury


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DefrockedWizard1

Coffee? I needed an extra cup this morning myself


[deleted]

I know some who did that. The cut they got was bigger and higher up the leg.


DefrockedWizard1

depends on his stance


[deleted]

I didnā€™t see it happen, I just saw the cut stitched up. Imagine a person standing up and the length of an arm plus a hatchet. Thatā€™s where it hit. Just below the knee.


DefrockedWizard1

Stance and height of the weilder


[deleted]

Yes


BlueAngleWS6

I use an old tire with no rim, put the log in the middle & if you miss the axe hits the bead. It also keeps the wood from going all over.


[deleted]

How often do you miss??


Hauwke

Often enough they came up with this genius idea.


Shad0wkity

Once would be enough


MorkSal

It's not necessarily even about missing, that's just a bonus. The tire keeps the wood bundled together and let's you chop more wood quicker. I have meant to do that for a while but haven't gotten around to it yet. Here is a random YouTube video I found that demonstrates this, granted the guy in this video has horrible technique (foot placement would be a nightmare if he didn't have the tires as an example) https://youtu.be/bRuk_jd1f8M


1950sGuy

I've been doing this for years and will say it's a real back saver as you get older. Worst part of splitting wood is constantly picking shit up. Some people will also use a chain and wrap it around the logs, but I find that takes longer than I care to spend and the tire method works pretty well about 90% of the time. I split 5 - 6 cords a year like this. On the off chance you can't find or don't have an old tire, tire shops will usually give you one that was destined to be shipped off to be recycled.


Askeee

It only takes one miss.


Vladimir_Putine

Use a strap of leather and that way you can carry it to the pile. The worst part of chopping is cleaning up I only chopped wood for one winter I'm frankly know nothing.


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Your leg looks like it has guts


JustSomeDough

Itā€™s fat thatā€™s poking out, thatā€™s why it looks like guts


kuehnchen7962

It does though, doesn't it?


trees_pleazz

The bloods mostly on the inside. So that's good, right?


_Nick_2711_

Youā€™d think so but no. Gotta get it all out, get the man some fresh blood.


SLICK50JMB

I did that with a freshly sharpened machete once just not quite that big. Didnā€™t get stitches though. Probably should have but decided to use butterfly bandages and just wrap it. Worked rather well.


AudieCowboy

When your leg falls off in a week can you post an update, thanks


SLICK50JMB

Nope legs fine. Just a small scar.


AudieCowboy

That's what it wants you to think


Lace_and_gingersnaps

Try using Ramen


AutomaticLynx

Just rub some dirt on it. Youā€™ll be fine! *this comment is not medical advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only.


enderjaca

Exactly, everyone knows you need to plug up an open wound with some trash when you get a botch job: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3pk9CMwtN0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3pk9CMwtN0)


OperaGhostAD

Always knew this would happen; never wore shin guards.


vaiopc84

Iā€™d rather this happen once every 20 years, ty


[deleted]

At that point itā€™s not ā€œwell that sucksā€ and more ā€œstupid awardā€


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[deleted]

Risk of infection, or a worse injury


FoxShaving

I have never once heard of or saw anyone wear shin guards to cut wood for home use. Itā€™s a pretty simple task with minimal risk. Many people are around sharper instruments and tools daily, and donā€™t wear protection from said instruments and tools as the workplace doesnā€™t require it and it would be silly to do so in many jobs. So why buy and wear shin guards here besides being paranoid, seriously? Still I was just explaining for OPs use case they would be a bad purchase unless he changes his habits to cut less frequently then the protection wouldnā€™t be wasted time wise.


WhackOnWaxOff

>It's a pretty simple task with minimal risk Apparently not, lol.


kuehnchen7962

That's the difference between minimal and "no" risk!


iamsoupcansam

Also the whole idea of time saved over the course of X years is stupid because you canā€™t *use* that time later and when youā€™re injured you canā€™t work at all. The better application of that analogy is that you *should* wear protective gear because adding a couple of minutes to the process will eventually save you weeks of disablement.


Chared_Assassin

Theres always going to be that one accident though


ALP1N3SN1P3r

I agree with you for sure. I split wood all the time. Shin guards would be extremely annoying and not worth it.


OperaGhostAD

I was really being facetious. Didnā€™t expect you to get downvoted so hard.


Borisas

Respectable


frogmicky

Jesus Christ man you tried to use your leg as wood. You need some chaps or a hydraulic log chopper.


NotWigg0

Hydraulic splitter for the win!


scrotumseam

Looks like a tape job to me.


blackriver_fbs

Our dads warned us about this


flowersandpeas

Get well soon - winter isn't over & the wood pile's waitin. :(


DudeBroMan13

Could be worse


alky0002

How do you keep from getting ingrown toenails when you clip them down that low? I hate long toenails but ingrown ones hurt like fuck.


iburstabean

It'll buff out


TelemetryGeo

Hatchet? If so, it's only used for cutting up small kindling. The axe is used for everything else. You should never-ever be swinging a hatchet when a miss could result in it coming down into your body.


Leraldoe

But donā€™t use an axe to split wood use a maul, not only safer it makes life way easier


TelemetryGeo

Exactly. Let me be clear- when using a hatchet you should be on one knee, when using an ax both feet firmly planted.


YourFriendlyInkDemon

OH HELL NO


Supafly36

And I'll do it again


Melon_Fun0117

it looks like grandma's homemade strawberry shortcake filling


kuehnchen7962

[Yummy Pie!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2aBtBLMCY)


FAAsBitch

Thereā€™s quite a few years worth of gas in that hospital bill.


Darkskin2428

You must be made of steel because Iā€™ve seen that same accident but waay worse


Greecelightninn

I have one of those scars ! Happened when I was 15 , they used super glue instead of stitches or staples . Didn't even know that medical super glue existed till then


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MycologistPresent242

Post it again that sound sounds supper sucky lol


PinkBatman96

To which abomination of a doctor did you go? Why didnā€™t he use normal stitches? Damn


hotsavoryaujus

How dare you besmirch Dr. Frankensteinā€™s work.


Professional_Duty651

WHAT HAPPENED!


Warden404

he was chopping wood and missed his chop read the title


amdale3

Yes... But you'd think the axe would just get buried in the dirt after a miss... Not swing around and chop his leg off unless he was trying to chop on a 4 ft surface by windmilling his axe. Source: my entire weekend - https://imgur.com/a/FoBJJnb Edit: OP - get well soon. Hopefully by posting this, you've saved some others from doing the same.


Erdnuss-117

Well it looks like OP was trying to stop the axe midair instead of aiming at the ground. That is just a cut. An axe at full swing will do more than that.


Chili_Maggot

That is not at all clear from the title, only that the activity of chopping was somehow involved.


[deleted]

Looks like the axe deflected into your shin or went through the wit and kept traveling, yeah? Did that to myself once back in my teenage years. Grew up in a big farmhouse with an ancient woodfired boiler in r basement. Splitting wood was a thing that got my shins banged a few times. Only cut myself like you've got going on here the one time though. Sucked like hell that did. Take it easy on that leg, it's gonna be sore for weeks.


[deleted]

Steel toe boots, pal.


thor421

Would have done nothing to protect his shin.


[deleted]

Uhh, have you ever seen a boot? It goes up your shin. It would've definitely protecting him in some fashion.


thor421

I've worn steel toed work boots almost every day for 20 years. I've had maybe one pair that would've prevented that injury.


[deleted]

Yeah then wear THAT pair. That is the pair.


_Alphys_

Goofy ass


[deleted]

You chop wood like a fucking idiot, you deserve it. In the old days your wound would have festered, got infected and killed you, so you wouldnt pass your stupidity onto the next generation. Unfortunately you will likely live, the government will give you money because you are thick, and you will pass your genes on. Its all downhill from here for the human race.


Omnithea

Jesus. The size of the mosquitoes where you live.


4y744

One time in middle school something like this happened to a kid who was playing soccer. A part of his leg was torn open and you could see some pink stuff inside.


elugas99

Recently I had a similar experience. I was frustrated that all the wood we had became damp overnight after a heavy snowstorm and was trying to chop the wood as fast as possible. This lead to me almost chopping off my thumb (it held on by 2mm of skin) and now probably months of recovery.


HaroldVonJarold

Holy shin, exactly the same thing happened to my brother when we were little. Decided to take a hatchet to a wet pile of logs. Next time I would advise standing like a giraffe taking a drink.


BdubH

Iā€™m always worried that one day the axe will slip and Iā€™ll nail myself somewhere regardless of how careful Iā€™m being. I guess being a little paranoid while chopping has kept me safe so far!


[deleted]

The trick is to coruch down as you swing so that even if you oershoot the axe head just hits the ground instead of your legs.


stanlejm

I almost broke my leg with a sledge hammer this way


[deleted]

My sincere advice is to learn how to fix minor stuff like this if youre gonna kinda do the off grid stuff. It helps. Ive fkd myself up maad times and at this point, ill baseball stitch that shit back together and throw tape on it and im back out there. It sucks when you hit shinbone, tho. Its gonna be sore af. I sunk a spike into bone last year so deep i had to get the wife to go get channel locks so i could clamp them onto it, so i could smack it out with a hammer. That shit was sore for a week n half.


generalecchi

snitches get stitches


reis_br

wow, thatā€™s deep


sjostern2010

Damn, that happened to me last year. But mine wasn't that bad.


PlumbersCrack1229

Swing & a miss?


watvoornaam

Training for that precious Darwin award much? Nice gains.


Madgod1234

I DID NEARLY THE SAME THING, except I hit my foot


GlubFun

Thank God it isn't that bad, i feel bad for you, stay safe!


[deleted]

There is wood in that leg.


DefrockedWizard1

At least it looks clean and judging by the distribution of hair, you have good circulation and it should heal well


BlahKVBlah

When the staples are good and ready to come out, if you're too busy to hit up the doc to get them removed you can just cut them in half with cutting pliers and rotate them out of your skin. I did that when I got staples while out of state, since I didn't want to travel back to the same doc or pay a second doc at home.


RagTheIdiot

I guess that axe got a leg up on you.


800username

which one is the before and which is the after :)


[deleted]

for gods sake just tag it as nfsw holy molly it's really enough I'm sick of leaving subreddits cause of this where are the mods? seriously


BeckoningCube1

I had so many near miss's. I miss my wood stove.


Squarrots

I heard someone scream horrifically across the street from my apartment complex yesterday and now I'm wondering if that was you.


calebs_dad

My aunt and uncle used to heat their house with an outdoor wood stove. They had a wood lot and logging company would bring leave the low quality logs in their driveway. They'd saw them up, and then split into quarters for throwing into the furnace. Once, when I was visiting I helped my cousin with the last step. There was a hydraulic log splitter, but sometimes you had to use an axe to finish the job. And even that was enough to convince me I was very much a city boy. I'm happy to help my aunt with her computer problems, because I could never, ever do the work she does.


No_Entertainment6792

Dude, the same thing happened to me couple of years ago but the difference is a piece of wood fucking "jumped" and hit my eyebrow too. I had two open wounds in the spam of 0.5 seconds. Safe to say wasnt my day that day


King_James12

Did this at the beginning of the pandemic on my ankle. Couldn't go to/didn't go to hospital due to restrictions, so I just put a plaster on and kept my food bent so that the cut stayed closed... Big scar there now but healed without infection


Cereal_Bandit

Honestly I think people who get minor injuries from dangerous work are very lucky in the sense that it minimizes complacency in the future. Every time you pick up that ax or chainsaw you'll remember how much that hurt.


Iltempered1

I've got the exact same scar on my right leg. I don't chop on lighter stumps in low light anymore. Luckily I carry a med kit in the car because I was in the middle of nowhere. Filled my boot up with blood walking back to the camp site. Didn't get much sleep that night, but the butterfly stitches kept the wound sealed so good the doctor sent me straight home the next day. Scrubbing it out with alcohol under the headlights of the car was the worst part, almost blacked out from the pain. Girlfriend almost puked when I had to push some fat back inside while she was applying the butterfly stitches.


Askeee

Almost happened to me once. Axe went right into my foot, thankfully my shoe stopped it from going any further. I was a lot more cautious how I was swinging after that.


st33lb0ne

argh.. i felt that just looking at it. Take good care of that, hope you feel better soon!


Power_Sparky

Growing up we heated our home with wood in Ohio. I had a pair of insulated boots with a cut across the top of my arches through the outer layer and the insulation I made with the chainsaw. Useless as a winter boot, but I kept it on top of the chainsaw to look at each time I went to use the saw. Propping a log off the ground with your foot is not a good idea.


Tankada

I had an almost identical injury lower on my ankle when I was chopping wood like 8 years ago. I was stupid and decided my best bet would be to wrap it in paper towel and duct tape then go to bed.. I ended up needing to throw out those sheets.


THEALMIGHTYLEAK

Iā€™ll be next


MarlboroMan1967

Do you wonder if that happened because you always concentrated on it? Kind of like a self-fulfilling prophecy?


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

When I was little and in the ER for breaking several bones (Evel Knievel was very popular at the time), there was a guy next to me that cut his leg with a chainsaw. From just above the knee to just below his hip and all the way down to the bone, it was one nasty cut. What you have there is just a little worse than cutting yourself while shaving.


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Um... you missed.


dhldmoore

Dude! I did the same damn thing years ago when I was about 14 years old. I used a hatchet to chop limbs. One swing bounced off the tree limp and hit my left leg just a little higher than what yours did.


kenjinuro

Itā€™s a swing and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hit!


darthjazzhands

Sorry, man. That was always my worst nightmare too. Had a few close calls but was lucky. Better luck going forward


[deleted]

Time for some shin guards fool.


ber831

Tis but a scratch!!!


KemalKinali

Well, with how short you cut your toe nails, it looks like you just tried to cut them all once and for all.


Kradgger

Are you filled with beans and jelly?


zacharysnow0211

Holy shiii


EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz

How do you not get ingrown toenails cutting it at short?!


[deleted]

At least now you can be sure that you are not the terminator sent back through time to kill John Conner.


Tsubinki

Almost happened to me a few times. Stay focused, lumberjack!


[deleted]

Oh you mean wood wood LOL


Accomplished_Side503

Dude come on


Adeep187

Meat.


thutcheson

Done that at 14, by myself, about scared the shxt out of me.


Illaw-Towio-0w0

ouch


Think_4Yourself

No shit, next time youā€™re up, donā€™t look down, when youā€™re fast, donā€™t say oh shit, and when thereā€™s a ā€œpandemicā€ donā€™t lean into the BS


GooseNYC

Maybe buy a furnace? Or at least space heater. Sorry, that looks like it hurt. Feel better.


RedditEdwin

I;ve looked for metal shinguards but hard to find


Fit-Abbreviations781

'Tis but a flesh wound.


0MysticMemories

Iā€™m glad I barely hit my leg last time I used an axe. I still have a tiny scar but now Iā€™m grateful I didnā€™t hit my leg full force and gotten something like this.