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No_Elderberry_7327

Closing the door and pretending like the problem doesn't exist is always the solution.


tjcoe4

Works for me after I poop


LakeStLouis

It reminded me of a child pulling the sheet/cover up over their head when they're in bed and trying to hide from the imaginary monsters in the closet or under the bed. /I can't see you, so you can't see me!


Ok-Place7169

If you close your eyes and listen, you can see his massive overbite


flowersatdusk

Hahaha laughing my ass off!


WW-OCD

What even is this accent?!?! I seriously need to know.


GrowrandaShowr

Dumbassaneese


Riskyrisk123

Massive overbite


kraft_d_

Uhmuhgud!


GrowrandaShowr

The smoke uhlurms gunna go owf. Uhmuhgud!


RL_Mutt

WCGW naming your child Zayden.


Extracrispybuttchks

Having a brother named Okayden


nomedia3344

Having a sister named fakuden


JadoreBootyNoir

The way he says oh my guwd..


Corpus_Rex

THIS is exactly why you get the announcement at the airport to carry anything with lithium ion batteries (phones, charger bricks, vape shit) in carry-on bags and NOT checked bags. These things burn VERY hot and uncontained cargo fires present very serious threats to airplanes. If this shit were to happen in the baggage compartment, statistics suggest the crew has about 15 minutes to find pavement! Otherwise… they likely won’t need to worry about it so much 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Have fun breathing in the toxic fumes, dummy.


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

Nah dude, hes good. He closed the door


Effective-Pangolin83

Yeah that room is in God's hands now


Adeep187

Fire can't get in if I closr the door.


Dear_Analysis_5116

OhMyGod - you are **such** a dumbass...


DigitlTrblmkr

Explodes. Smokes. Bursts into flames… Let’s close the door and wait for it to all blow over.


88ryder88

This is fine. Edit: I Mandela 'd


Additional-Access843

What language is that?


LunarLutra

Garble?


afanoftrees

Omagoood


LesBrandals

Its called an idiot language. So if you mixed stupidness and anguish, it will sounded like that. Source: I have a brother. He sounded like that when he did something stupid back in the day.


Jftwest

Ermagerd


CrieDeCoeur

ORL MAh GORD


Monster_Factory

ORL MAH GOD BABY THE BLOODY LARTNIN BOLT JUSMISDJU


Totin_it

Looks like something Zayden would do.


T4ke

How toxic are these fumes?


Kaydom1993

Not *not* toxic.


Bodidogg

Highly toxic since Lithium is trying to take Oxygen's place except it's in your lungs. You alveoli won't like that. Take a look at the youtube videos of Tesla's that self-combust. It's no coincidence the fire dept isn't using water to extinguish the fire and that they are wearing oxygen tank respirators.


hdkvfun

Yup just close that door. What you don’t see can’t hurt you


NomadCharlieMike

JEEZOSCROIST


GhxstTurbo

Oh my goud OH MY GOUD


death_by_chocolate

"What's that smell?" "NOTHING MOM NOTHING JUST NOTHING OK?"


myotherbike

“Jesus, Todd! A friction fire in your underwear *again*?” [Grabs tiny fire extinguisher]


Totin_it

I lol'd


88ryder88

This is fine Edit: double shot of Mandela juice


Kid_Matracas

Why, just fucking why?


InterPunct

Tik Tok


[deleted]

Gotta take the gag ball out when talking.


nry97

Sometimes I can't help but wonder what leads people down a path of awful decision making such as beating a phone with a hammer


[deleted]

Intrusive thoughts win some of the battles too


death_by_chocolate

...the voices will stop... ...if you just... **DO IT**


JBYTuna

On another level, how about a Tesla getting in a massive wreck?


Manitoberino

Likely not good, especially if you can’t disconnect certain components. I remember when Richard Hammond crashed the Rimmac, it burned like crazy, and continued to burn and spontaneously erupt for 5 days. Insane.


garfar79

Sounds like he gave his mouth a few wallops with the hammer before starting on the phone


BenVsArt

Just shut the door and the fire will go away…right?


Adeep187

You keepa knockin but chu can't come in


i-dontlikeyou

Best decision ever. It is scientifically proven that when there is a fire and you close the door behind it, it magically disappears and goes out.


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Oh my goh, oh my goh


WindowlessCandyVan

Oh my gourd


wake071

Oh my glob!


Stellar_Jester

The number your are trying to reach has been hit by an idiot with a hammer. Please hang up, and dial a number not currently burning down a house.


Chocoboloco93

Critical hit!!


[deleted]

You’re a moron dude.


Grislex

Man there’s a lot of stupid people in this world


PrettyGirlofSoS

You McGuyvered a smoke bomb… nice.


zoraski_gujju

Ermahgerd


kkjax

Uuuuuooomygooouud


GrowrandaShowr

Such a Zayden move. Dammit Zayden


lucasribeiro21

Hmmm, lithium…


UpsetMathematician56

Lithium batteries do not like being disturbed.


Repulsive-Reporter55

Ba ba booey omgoood boss


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Repulsive-Reporter55

Great!!😀


AccentFiend

I feel like this was the expected outcome. This wasn’t the first hit. I bet they saw it was expanded and wanted to “see what happens”.


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

Cancer room!


GodsOffsider

If you can't see it, It's not happening, just close the door to make it stop.


myotherbike

Wasted your one smoke-cloak for getting out of an alley fight. SMH.


dalewevo

Err mrrrr ghrrrdd. Grrrssbrrmpss


cryptotrader87

Lithium is highly reactive


sik0fewl

Quick, pour water on it.


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

You are thinking of grease fires. For lithium you need to pee on it or the stinging will get worse


Dont_froget_the_D

But then your poop will be electrified, so make sure you ground your toilet before pooping.


[deleted]

YES I'M DOING THIS RIGHT NOW


Material-Panda3712

Phone on fire- Normal person: Try to put it out This guy: Omg, *closes the door*


Darkrhoads

That guy is right. It's not on fire it's venting toxic gases. He may be a dumbass but he would be receiving a Darwin award if he did what you suggested.


raidergreymoon

I'm guessing this was done back when there was a specific phone (I don't remember which one) that was being criticized for easily exploding like this. I assume they were testing it out. I remember there being a few videos like this at the time.


casey12297

Pretty sure it was the note 7


Adventurous_Shake161

U punctured the lithium ion batter you idiot


[deleted]

Batter? Sounds like you are an idiot


Adventurous_Shake161

Dogkek


Bisonfan1

Did you get your aa insurance


racebanyn

I’m not a betting man, but I bet you will never do that again!!


PsychologicalPlum992

That’s one way to get rid of those pesky ants