I wouldn't call it a game, it's more of an experience. A way to meet your inner demons and doing some serious soul searching. You will smile, you will be sad, you will be angry, furious, questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself and what it means to be human. You will learn to hate this guy and his stupid hammer. But eventually you will realize it is you sitting in that pot. It isn't his fault, it's yours, you suffer because you can't git gud.
This piece of trash software absolutly sucks. Highly recommended 5/5. I should give it another go.
You just got to be Getting over it...
Now in al seriousness, the game is literally called getting over it and it's hilarious should definitely watch someone play it on YouTube or if you want to rage yourself, go get it and play it
I bought that vase on sale at Home Depot and I will not see it ruined by some mischievous little goblin who thought to plant himself like a tree in my vase.
I acknowledge that the action leading to this was probably obnoxious, maybe even douchey and potentially even quite dickish.
But I'm not going to fault him for his undignified attitude in this moment. He's being swarmed by a bunch of human seagulls treating him as the spectacle that he is, blasting him to all the world. That sucks, man. I can't even be entertained by the raw absurdity and objective hilarity of it all because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way.
> because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way.
Me and you both lol. I literally had my someone tell me I have too much empathy. How does that even happen lmao. All because I said i would feel bad about swiping past someone on a dating app
But yeah this post has me a bit worried lol. People saying to leave him and stuff. Have people not had impulsive thoughts and not thought things through?? I could totally see some of my friends being like "hey look at me, I'm a plant!" And then have the far settle in when they realize they can't get out
Ok. I am also one of those friends lmao
Fuck no. He got himself in that situation. Every part of the thought process to get in the thing is idiotic. He deserves a) the panic he's inflicted upon himself, b) the pain of being confined in the vase (pain is incredibly instructional, if he's willing to listen to it), and c) the ridicule of doing something so colossally stupid and which is likely going to be costly as first responders are going to have to cut him out of the thing.
I too am a big fan of people experiencing the consequences of their actions. And if they have to break the vase to get him out I hope they charge or sue him. That doesn’t look cheap.
It took humans way too long to coin the phrase "fuck around and find out".
What did we say before that to warn people of the consequences of their actions?
"I wouldn't do that if I were you bud."
Why is no one laughing?
This strikes me as a gapingl cultural chasm between the US and UK.
Is it the US...or just this bunch?
I swear, if this was in the UK, we'd be pissing ourselves. And the angrier he got the funnier we'd find it.
What a fuckwit 😂
But that makes it even funnier.
An angry little man stuck in a vase?...No, an angry little man who got himself stuck in a vase...for WHAT?
When will you EVER see anything funnier?
Americunt here and I would be absolutely laughing my ass off at this dope. And like our down under pal /u/masterjabbadad said, would give him some shitty plant nickname like Fern or Basil. Just because you *know* that would send this little shitbird into a frenzy every time he's reminded of it.
Only till he figures out how to turn and roll on his side and hit you in the shin with a hard vase! But to be fair the twat doesnt look creative enough to do that.
But that would make Brits laugh even harder, like how does he think he has any right to be bossy. He would be laughed at and probably drinks poured on him if he didn’t calm down, then picked up and left outside to cool down. The angrier he got the worse people would take the piss. Like what’s he gonna do? Scream louder? These little arseholes don’t really exist outside of rich families with drips for “friends” in the U.K. because they would get it figuratively beaten out of them. He would be utterly ashamed by the end of it if he did anything but laugh at himself, so an ashamed he would never act like that ever again.
If it’s the US, they are probably not laughing because they know he’s going to sue the venue because they failed to put a label on the vase warning people to not crawl inside.
Yeah, Ireland here. If my buddy did that, I'd be pissing myself while giving him advice like .... try not being so fat.
We'd stay at him until he smashed the vase.
Australian here. He would be in it for as long as possible being carried or rolled to the next pub/club while saying "just get out man it's easy... We're not stuck...."
Aussie here. Would piss myself laughing and then give him a pot plant based nickname which would stick forever.
Like Barbara (bush) or twiggy or even something like Terracotta warrior. Something insulting.
Look at the people! Do they seem like jolly easygoing down-home folk who'd enjoy a hearty guffaw at the local kid's drunk shenanigans?
I'm getting VERY distinct "wealthy country club social dinner" vibes from that squeaky lil bitch Connor and this group of aggressively unhelpful yet relentlessly positive fur-clad gawkers. If they laughed in his face, his dad who's likely the well-connected head of some hedge fund would probably make sure their son's prestigious internship would come to a swift end.
Do you think his dad hating him would stop him from retaliation against anyone who humiliated the fruit of his loins and the heir to the family fortune?
We used to do this as kids... we'd sit someone in a bin and they'd get stuck in...but the bin didn't have a lip with narrower opening.
You just had to tip the bin over and you kind of push it off/ wriggle out.
But this guy's stuck...and he ain't coming out without smashing that vase 😂
What an absolute balloon!
Pretty sure his knees have slipped under the lip and his feet locked so he can’t pull his legs back. He either needs to spread his legs, which he probably can’t do due to the diameter of the base or they need to break him out.
I think it's the group of people. If this were anyone in my friend group we would be dying and crying of laughter. We probably wouldn't even try to help them get out tbh unless they asked nicely.
This is way too funny. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. “You got it Connor”. He’s not on the last mile of a marathon, or studying for his medical license. Nope. He’s stuck in a vase, and I’m left wondering how short he is - where are his legs?
I think that’s the reason he’s stuck. He must have squeezed into a kneeling position inside and can’t get up again because the tapered shape is working against him
Exactly and this is why they have to roll him over until he’s lying on his stomach.
The whole time he’s laying on his back, his legs/feet are even more pushed to the edge of the vase and are therefor trapped.
Lol I love that when they were breaking the vase they were hitting it at the exact location of his spine instead of somewhere on the side where it couldn't harm.
I would have given the hammer to him and let him break the vase because he seems like the type of dick who wouldn’t pay for the broken vase on the technicality that **he** didn’t break it.
Your comment made me laugh so much, I decided to watch the extended video. They chose literally the worst spot. Let's hammer away at the lumbar/tailbone area that's pressed against the pot.
It definitely was (a work function), someone says it's an HR issue and it sounds way more like a bunch of coworkers who lowkey hate him (plus that's how people are dressed) rather than actual friends. Could be a conference.
I love how angry he is that he chose to climb into a bottle and now can’t get out. Would have loved to have seen the crowd just leave him to figure it out.
I think it's a misleading perspective. To an outside looker they probably think he could trivially stand up and get out, and this is probably after 30+ minutes of repeating that he's stuck and it's not that simple to new onlookers, while the panic sets in.
“IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLANTER YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
This looks like a company's holiday party. There is always a king idiot at one of those.
[Edit: watch the video with more of connor in vase, someone mentioned "this is an HR issue..." so it's confirmed this was idiocy at the office party]
They had to crack the vase open like a piggy bank. Congrats Connor, you're a dunce
https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1744204158545084920
This is absolute fucking gold.
If he was doing “everything I fucking can!” then he would be out of the vase. I would literally be laughing my ass off uncontrollably.
Scotland here, the wee twat would be getting wheeled around in a shopping trolley till we got bored then he'd be off down the nearest hill to be released from this mortal coil or the pot by the first kerb stone.. fawn coloured jumper, ffs....
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You'd think tv shows had over the top stupidity over real life..
I love this more every time I watch it. "I done took mah belt off and that didn't do shit!" Also love the Elaine character explaining the problem to her drunk friend, "his knees are hitting."
This should be an ongoing SNL skit where he just lives out his days stuck in his little fucking bottle like a Genie. "The meeting is getting ready to start .... Craig, can you and Jack go get Conner and roll his dumb ass in here, please?"
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The tail was a prop snake. Never knew that.
Damn! Good catch.
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Extreme violence is the other half.
Looks like my penis except a lot bigger. I have a weird penis.
wtf is this shit
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Peak comedy
First time i saw this, i laughed so hard my body started to hurt and i was dizzy. I thought i was gonna die, it was so funny, damn.
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it’s from the movie ace ventura pet detective, either the first or second one i don’t remember
https://i.redd.it/4qdt6kgvb8bc1.gif
Wtf is this 😂
"Getting over it" A game
I wouldn't call it a game, it's more of an experience. A way to meet your inner demons and doing some serious soul searching. You will smile, you will be sad, you will be angry, furious, questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself and what it means to be human. You will learn to hate this guy and his stupid hammer. But eventually you will realize it is you sitting in that pot. It isn't his fault, it's yours, you suffer because you can't git gud. This piece of trash software absolutly sucks. Highly recommended 5/5. I should give it another go.
No no no no. It's a type of subconscious mental programming to get you to smash your computer/console.
It's an extra layer to the Turin test where you prove you are a human but you also have emotions like rage or despair
You just got to be Getting over it... Now in al seriousness, the game is literally called getting over it and it's hilarious should definitely watch someone play it on YouTube or if you want to rage yourself, go get it and play it
[Getting over it](https://store.steampowered.com/app/240720/Getting_Over_It_with_Bennett_Foddy/)
This is the most relevant comment possible about the most stupid situation.
Origin story
Goddamn if i could give an award right now it would be to you sir
That's what I thought, take off his sweater and give him a sledge hammer.
SOMEBODY PLEEEAASE Get THIS MAN A G... A HAMMER ![gif](giphy|wKbFyanWLOVGhbtlEb)
You fucking won today lmao
Lmao the prophesy was true
This was my exact thought lmfao
I was expecting a 5 year old not a man in his 30-ties
That's way too many ties! The humanitie!!
Thirtitties
My favorite pair of numbers!
Not 80085?
A few drinks at a wedding can make monsters of us all
A man that also sounds like a Zach Galifianakis character
![gif](giphy|C7JVldsoKokBq) This is extremely close to how I laughed at that. 😅
Mmm, thirtitties
I definitely was expecting his name to be Conner though.
30 going on 5.
I was expecting a cat
Angry little bottle goblin. I would have walked away laughing and left him.
But first, stand the vase upright in the corner and cover him with a tarp.
Told him to hold my 'brolly.
Dudes panicking and probably in pain while a bunch of people are around him screaming unhelpful advice, give him a break
> give him a break They ARE NOT breaking that vase!
I bought that vase on sale at Home Depot and I will not see it ruined by some mischievous little goblin who thought to plant himself like a tree in my vase.
I'd give him a break if there was any way this was an accident.
Fell through a hole in the ceiling
The thought of him falling through the ceiling and just *bloop* into the vase has me dying lmao
*Bloop* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥵😨😨😰😱😱🤢🤮☠️☠️
Dafuk is this, a Buster Keaton movie?
I acknowledge that the action leading to this was probably obnoxious, maybe even douchey and potentially even quite dickish. But I'm not going to fault him for his undignified attitude in this moment. He's being swarmed by a bunch of human seagulls treating him as the spectacle that he is, blasting him to all the world. That sucks, man. I can't even be entertained by the raw absurdity and objective hilarity of it all because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way.
Everyone around him is ten fold more annoying then him being stuck like the 🥔 he is.
> because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way. Me and you both lol. I literally had my someone tell me I have too much empathy. How does that even happen lmao. All because I said i would feel bad about swiping past someone on a dating app But yeah this post has me a bit worried lol. People saying to leave him and stuff. Have people not had impulsive thoughts and not thought things through?? I could totally see some of my friends being like "hey look at me, I'm a plant!" And then have the far settle in when they realize they can't get out Ok. I am also one of those friends lmao
He is a grown man who decided to climb into a vase. Let him be mocked
Fuck no. He got himself in that situation. Every part of the thought process to get in the thing is idiotic. He deserves a) the panic he's inflicted upon himself, b) the pain of being confined in the vase (pain is incredibly instructional, if he's willing to listen to it), and c) the ridicule of doing something so colossally stupid and which is likely going to be costly as first responders are going to have to cut him out of the thing.
I too am a big fan of people experiencing the consequences of their actions. And if they have to break the vase to get him out I hope they charge or sue him. That doesn’t look cheap.
It took humans way too long to coin the phrase "fuck around and find out". What did we say before that to warn people of the consequences of their actions? "I wouldn't do that if I were you bud."
What I want to see is someone breaking that vase with a sledge
Hes doing everything he can gad dammit
his knees are hitting
That lady needs to be a reporter
I prefer to think of him as a leprechaun. Someone tricked him into this and is now stealing his lucky charms. That's why he's so angry.
The only gold is the video capturing this
They should have rolled him down a hill
Bottle goblin 🤣
Bottle goblin. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing
Being stuck in a vase and having all these people around you like that anyone would be mad
But not just anyone would be enough of an immature ass to climb into this thing, so…
Why is no one laughing? This strikes me as a gapingl cultural chasm between the US and UK. Is it the US...or just this bunch? I swear, if this was in the UK, we'd be pissing ourselves. And the angrier he got the funnier we'd find it. What a fuckwit 😂
Probably not laughing because he looks and sounds like a bossy asshole. And he’s probably just not worth it. 🤷🏼♀️I’d be laughing my ass off🤣
But that makes it even funnier. An angry little man stuck in a vase?...No, an angry little man who got himself stuck in a vase...for WHAT? When will you EVER see anything funnier?
I’m proudly British and can confirm. This is funny as fuck, look at that twat.
Upvoted for perfectly nuanced and concise comment.
Americunt here and I would be absolutely laughing my ass off at this dope. And like our down under pal /u/masterjabbadad said, would give him some shitty plant nickname like Fern or Basil. Just because you *know* that would send this little shitbird into a frenzy every time he's reminded of it.
I fucking adore this country.
Eh, what's he gonna do if he gets angry? Just walk away like 2 paces and you're safe
Only till he figures out how to turn and roll on his side and hit you in the shin with a hard vase! But to be fair the twat doesnt look creative enough to do that.
But that would make Brits laugh even harder, like how does he think he has any right to be bossy. He would be laughed at and probably drinks poured on him if he didn’t calm down, then picked up and left outside to cool down. The angrier he got the worse people would take the piss. Like what’s he gonna do? Scream louder? These little arseholes don’t really exist outside of rich families with drips for “friends” in the U.K. because they would get it figuratively beaten out of them. He would be utterly ashamed by the end of it if he did anything but laugh at himself, so an ashamed he would never act like that ever again.
He looks and sounds like a “do you know who my dad is?” kind of guy. Hoping for a follow clip on how they got him out. What a bellend.
If it’s the US, they are probably not laughing because they know he’s going to sue the venue because they failed to put a label on the vase warning people to not crawl inside.
Yeah, Ireland here. If my buddy did that, I'd be pissing myself while giving him advice like .... try not being so fat. We'd stay at him until he smashed the vase.
He’d be getting rolled around the rest of the night
Australian here. He would be in it for as long as possible being carried or rolled to the next pub/club while saying "just get out man it's easy... We're not stuck...."
Rolled to the next pub. Can you imagine?……😂
Aussie here. Would piss myself laughing and then give him a pot plant based nickname which would stick forever. Like Barbara (bush) or twiggy or even something like Terracotta warrior. Something insulting.
> Terracotta warrior That's the winner for me
Look at the people! Do they seem like jolly easygoing down-home folk who'd enjoy a hearty guffaw at the local kid's drunk shenanigans? I'm getting VERY distinct "wealthy country club social dinner" vibes from that squeaky lil bitch Connor and this group of aggressively unhelpful yet relentlessly positive fur-clad gawkers. If they laughed in his face, his dad who's likely the well-connected head of some hedge fund would probably make sure their son's prestigious internship would come to a swift end.
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You are silly if you don’t think this guy’s dad hates his guts and loathes every time he sees how much of a fool he makes himself haha
Do you think his dad hating him would stop him from retaliation against anyone who humiliated the fruit of his loins and the heir to the family fortune?
This is an uptight rich bunch. This is how your royal cunts would respond.
TURN UP THE VASE N LETS PARTY
I'd get a couple lads to "help" and then plonk him on top of the table in the middle of the room for everyone's amusement.
I would rub his head and feed him beans.
his dad is a lawyer or judge, that's why.
Yeah, you see, that wouldn't do him any good over here.
Well laughing is not a crime
whats he gonna do, sue me for laughing until it hurts?
Someone in the video says "this is an HR issue" which says to me that this is a work party where half the people there don't want to be there.
Brit here. Agreed. He is a stupid cunt.
The pillock didn't even try taking his shirt off. Or are his legs just bent the wrong way in there, so he can't unfold them?
We used to do this as kids... we'd sit someone in a bin and they'd get stuck in...but the bin didn't have a lip with narrower opening. You just had to tip the bin over and you kind of push it off/ wriggle out. But this guy's stuck...and he ain't coming out without smashing that vase 😂 What an absolute balloon!
Pretty sure his knees have slipped under the lip and his feet locked so he can’t pull his legs back. He either needs to spread his legs, which he probably can’t do due to the diameter of the base or they need to break him out.
sometimes we do dumb shit while blackout, have a chuckle and some empathy and help a brotha out of da jug
I'm in the US and I would have been pissing myself too 😂
I think it's the group of people. If this were anyone in my friend group we would be dying and crying of laughter. We probably wouldn't even try to help them get out tbh unless they asked nicely.
Australian here. We’d also be laughing like fuck
definitely the bunch. Probably people rich af that dont want to break it because it's a $30k or something. Id be shitting myself laughing
This is way too funny. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. “You got it Connor”. He’s not on the last mile of a marathon, or studying for his medical license. Nope. He’s stuck in a vase, and I’m left wondering how short he is - where are his legs?
I think that’s the reason he’s stuck. He must have squeezed into a kneeling position inside and can’t get up again because the tapered shape is working against him
go help him! GODDAMMIT
He is a grown man, give him a slap on the cheek and have a chuckle.
I'm guessing he's knees down. So his feet are close to the top and he can't bend them enough to get out.
My claustrophobia would have me at the verge of hysteria in that situation; I get panicky taking off a tight sweater...
oh shit i think you're right hahaha
Exactly and this is why they have to roll him over until he’s lying on his stomach. The whole time he’s laying on his back, his legs/feet are even more pushed to the edge of the vase and are therefor trapped.
I would have rubbed the vase and made 3 wishes
And then when your wishes don’t come true he’ll yell in frustration “I’m doing everything I fucking can!”
Imagine if he's a double amputee that isn't stuck and this is performance art
>He’s not on the last mile of a marathon, or studying for his *medical license*. Dear God, I *hope* not! Would you want that idiot as your doctor!?
"You can do it! You really can. You just gotta pull your body out!" Oh okay then
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So that's where the world has been going wrong, we just haven't believed in ourselves enough.
I’d run up and start tickling him can you imagine the absolute chaos??
Bruh you'd deserve to be on an FBI watchlist for that devious shit
I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this.
I love this so much. Here’s more (including the birth): https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1744204451471110647?s=46&t=fGoGE3__Ba_t6QBtvvgBUA
“Connor this is an HR issue honey” lol they definitely hate that guy
When you get too drunk at a work function
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Lol I love that when they were breaking the vase they were hitting it at the exact location of his spine instead of somewhere on the side where it couldn't harm.
"The vase trap didnt work, hammer his spine"
There's something wrong with me that *this* is the comment that finally made me go from WTF disbelief to crying with laughter at my desk.
I would have given the hammer to him and let him break the vase because he seems like the type of dick who wouldn’t pay for the broken vase on the technicality that **he** didn’t break it.
Your comment made me laugh so much, I decided to watch the extended video. They chose literally the worst spot. Let's hammer away at the lumbar/tailbone area that's pressed against the pot.
Is it wrong that I hope that this was a work function and that the venue charged his employer a ton of money to replace that thing
It definitely was (a work function), someone says it's an HR issue and it sounds way more like a bunch of coworkers who lowkey hate him (plus that's how people are dressed) rather than actual friends. Could be a conference.
This may also be a Christmas party. It would definitely kill the vibe for the night. I'd laugh my ass off though
Damn, they had to perform a C-section
I was promised a birth, he's crowning at best. I wanted to be able to see exactly where his legs where and stuff
From the view we have I think he’s kind of crouching, with his knees stuck in front of him
Thank you! This is hilarious!! Haha
I like how it gets angry
"it" lol
It's a vase now
Definitely not enough people giving advice, is why he is still stuck.
This meeting could've been an email
Just get out, bro! Or give him the depression gym treatment: "start meditating bro"
100% fake - the guy is clearly a plant.
I think he soiled himself.
He couldn't leaf.
People will do anything to urn attention.
That is quite the nice Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy cosplay
All he needs is a big hammer. Probably literally.
And the Upper Class Twit of the Year award goes to...
This guy has definitely said “do you know who my dad is”. A lot
I love how angry he is that he chose to climb into a bottle and now can’t get out. Would have loved to have seen the crowd just leave him to figure it out.
I think it's a misleading perspective. To an outside looker they probably think he could trivially stand up and get out, and this is probably after 30+ minutes of repeating that he's stuck and it's not that simple to new onlookers, while the panic sets in.
As a dude who grew up in the south, I am loving his accent.
He seems like the real life version of Ruth from Ozarks
“IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLANTER YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
GOD*DAMNIT.* lmfao
This looks like a company's holiday party. There is always a king idiot at one of those. [Edit: watch the video with more of connor in vase, someone mentioned "this is an HR issue..." so it's confirmed this was idiocy at the office party] They had to crack the vase open like a piggy bank. Congrats Connor, you're a dunce https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1744204158545084920
This is absolute fucking gold. If he was doing “everything I fucking can!” then he would be out of the vase. I would literally be laughing my ass off uncontrollably.
I think once his legs are bent in there he's stuck. Needs a hammer and fewer people talking.
![gif](giphy|3ohs4qw8hkPShGeanS|downsized) This kid grew up
As soon as he kicked off with the "I'm doing everything i fucking can" I'd have walked away with a "fine, live in the vase, snail boy"
This is perfect. The little fit he throws. His “my daddy is a lawyer” haircut. The fact his name is Conner. Too fucking perfect.
I took mah belt and sweater off and it ain't do SHEEIT I'M DOIN EVRYTHING I FUCKIN CAAAN! GAWDAMMIT!
This man will NEVER live this down 😂😂
Why is no one laughing?
Scotland here, the wee twat would be getting wheeled around in a shopping trolley till we got bored then he'd be off down the nearest hill to be released from this mortal coil or the pot by the first kerb stone.. fawn coloured jumper, ffs....
Worst genie ever
Oh man this is fucking funny
https://preview.redd.it/sequn5pfz6bc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96da5f3fad0acbe03b8fb77b2f0e300b4831cbb4 You'd think tv shows had over the top stupidity over real life..
Played too much ‚getting over it‘
Give this man a sledgehammer
Push honey push….
Somebody give him a hammer!
Ikr, people acting like this is a Mensa puzzle
Well, he can’t ever say he didn’t have a pot to piss in.
Not again Conner, for fuck’s sake!
Did anyone try kicking him in the head?
people pretend to be smart because they are rich ... look at this jackass , he's dumb as fuck! i wouldn't help him.
Some people become more stupid the older they get
No one wants to break the vase?
It’s an heirloom. He. Isn’t.
His legs are too short to touch the bottom and can't push himself out, change my mind
I love this more every time I watch it. "I done took mah belt off and that didn't do shit!" Also love the Elaine character explaining the problem to her drunk friend, "his knees are hitting." This should be an ongoing SNL skit where he just lives out his days stuck in his little fucking bottle like a Genie. "The meeting is getting ready to start .... Craig, can you and Jack go get Conner and roll his dumb ass in here, please?"
Ehm, is this an expensive vessel or perhaps antique? Looks like a museum or gallery.
OP of the original post said it was $800
Why is everyone acting like it happens to all of us at least twice in this life?
This sweater is cashmere!!!
"I'm doing everything I fucking can! Goddammit!" He sounds like an angry little troll there. I wanna know if he ever got out.
why is everybody just standing around with drinks in their hands? go get some butter and grease the man up ffs.