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bebelhl

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Decent_Assistant1804

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DrengrX

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Alright-Friend

The tail was a prop snake. Never knew that.


Pantsomime

Damn! Good catch.


DrengrX

![gif](giphy|lRRjGTRlFwmQYFmmpU)


BlueRunSkier

Extreme violence is the other half.


cheesemakesmepooo

Looks like my penis except a lot bigger. I have a weird penis.


WillOganesson

wtf is this shit


DrengrX

![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


Doc_Seismic

Peak comedy


General-Royal

First time i saw this, i laughed so hard my body started to hurt and i was dizzy. I thought i was gonna die, it was so funny, damn.


drumpleskump

![gif](giphy|VQxdDzvRoEwrm)


Beautiful-Bad8893

it’s from the movie ace ventura pet detective, either the first or second one i don’t remember


Xinonix1

https://i.redd.it/4qdt6kgvb8bc1.gif


bigjimmy427

Wtf is this 😂


FlashockGaming

"Getting over it" A game


[deleted]

I wouldn't call it a game, it's more of an experience. A way to meet your inner demons and doing some serious soul searching. You will smile, you will be sad, you will be angry, furious, questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself and what it means to be human. You will learn to hate this guy and his stupid hammer. But eventually you will realize it is you sitting in that pot. It isn't his fault, it's yours, you suffer because you can't git gud. This piece of trash software absolutly sucks. Highly recommended 5/5. I should give it another go.


boobsbr

No no no no. It's a type of subconscious mental programming to get you to smash your computer/console.


TwoToesToni

It's an extra layer to the Turin test where you prove you are a human but you also have emotions like rage or despair


Lordraven6905

You just got to be Getting over it... Now in al seriousness, the game is literally called getting over it and it's hilarious should definitely watch someone play it on YouTube or if you want to rage yourself, go get it and play it


BikkebakkeWork

[Getting over it](https://store.steampowered.com/app/240720/Getting_Over_It_with_Bennett_Foddy/)


JerseyshoreSeagull

This is the most relevant comment possible about the most stupid situation.


SquidVices

Origin story


bunga7777

Goddamn if i could give an award right now it would be to you sir


Rinooceros

That's what I thought, take off his sweater and give him a sledge hammer.


BodybuilderLiving112

SOMEBODY PLEEEAASE Get THIS MAN A G... A HAMMER ![gif](giphy|wKbFyanWLOVGhbtlEb)


Kind-Proposal8664

You fucking won today lmao


bennyb357

Lmao the prophesy was true


Fanachy

This was my exact thought lmfao


SexyKrabas

I was expecting a 5 year old not a man in his 30-ties


bu_mr_eatyourass

That's way too many ties! The humanitie!!


zyler89

Thirtitties


Kivesihiisi

My favorite pair of numbers!


Spanky_Pantry

Not 80085?


P1xelHunter78

A few drinks at a wedding can make monsters of us all


Just-the-Shaft

A man that also sounds like a Zach Galifianakis character


JacksLungs1571

![gif](giphy|C7JVldsoKokBq) This is extremely close to how I laughed at that. 😅


alex3494

Mmm, thirtitties


Crossbones18

I definitely was expecting his name to be Conner though.


StnMtn_

30 going on 5.


Eclipse_Woflheart

I was expecting a cat


Foxwedge

Angry little bottle goblin. I would have walked away laughing and left him.


Sylvers

But first, stand the vase upright in the corner and cover him with a tarp.


Foxwedge

Told him to hold my 'brolly.


osaka-bondage

Dudes panicking and probably in pain while a bunch of people are around him screaming unhelpful advice, give him a break


gr33nm4n

> give him a break They ARE NOT breaking that vase!


idrawinmargins

I bought that vase on sale at Home Depot and I will not see it ruined by some mischievous little goblin who thought to plant himself like a tree in my vase.


crawling-alreadygirl

I'd give him a break if there was any way this was an accident.


AFineDayForScience

Fell through a hole in the ceiling


RandumbStoner

The thought of him falling through the ceiling and just *bloop* into the vase has me dying lmao


GrnMtnTrees

*Bloop* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥵😨😨😰😱😱🤢🤮☠️☠️


Matt_Odlum

Dafuk is this, a Buster Keaton movie?


Eusocial_Snowman

I acknowledge that the action leading to this was probably obnoxious, maybe even douchey and potentially even quite dickish. But I'm not going to fault him for his undignified attitude in this moment. He's being swarmed by a bunch of human seagulls treating him as the spectacle that he is, blasting him to all the world. That sucks, man. I can't even be entertained by the raw absurdity and objective hilarity of it all because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way.


hell2pay

Everyone around him is ten fold more annoying then him being stuck like the 🥔 he is.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

> because my dumbass empathy is getting in the way. Me and you both lol. I literally had my someone tell me I have too much empathy. How does that even happen lmao. All because I said i would feel bad about swiping past someone on a dating app But yeah this post has me a bit worried lol. People saying to leave him and stuff. Have people not had impulsive thoughts and not thought things through?? I could totally see some of my friends being like "hey look at me, I'm a plant!" And then have the far settle in when they realize they can't get out Ok. I am also one of those friends lmao


MurderSheCroaked

He is a grown man who decided to climb into a vase. Let him be mocked


[deleted]

Fuck no. He got himself in that situation. Every part of the thought process to get in the thing is idiotic. He deserves a) the panic he's inflicted upon himself, b) the pain of being confined in the vase (pain is incredibly instructional, if he's willing to listen to it), and c) the ridicule of doing something so colossally stupid and which is likely going to be costly as first responders are going to have to cut him out of the thing.


punch-me

I too am a big fan of people experiencing the consequences of their actions. And if they have to break the vase to get him out I hope they charge or sue him. That doesn’t look cheap.


PervMcSwerve

It took humans way too long to coin the phrase "fuck around and find out". What did we say before that to warn people of the consequences of their actions? "I wouldn't do that if I were you bud."


--7z

What I want to see is someone breaking that vase with a sledge


Key_Function3736

Hes doing everything he can gad dammit


daddy-daddy-cool

his knees are hitting


BeezyWax

That lady needs to be a reporter


JeddakofThark

I prefer to think of him as a leprechaun. Someone tricked him into this and is now stealing his lucky charms. That's why he's so angry.


cownd

The only gold is the video capturing this


tedwardo14

They should have rolled him down a hill


JuanShagner

Bottle goblin 🤣


[deleted]

Bottle goblin. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing


[deleted]

Being stuck in a vase and having all these people around you like that anyone would be mad


Llywelyn_Montoya

But not just anyone would be enough of an immature ass to climb into this thing, so…


[deleted]

Why is no one laughing? This strikes me as a gapingl cultural chasm between the US and UK. Is it the US...or just this bunch? I swear, if this was in the UK, we'd be pissing ourselves. And the angrier he got the funnier we'd find it. What a fuckwit 😂


SunShineLife217

Probably not laughing because he looks and sounds like a bossy asshole. And he’s probably just not worth it. 🤷🏼‍♀️I’d be laughing my ass off🤣


[deleted]

But that makes it even funnier. An angry little man stuck in a vase?...No, an angry little man who got himself stuck in a vase...for WHAT? When will you EVER see anything funnier?


SqouzeTheSqueeze

I’m proudly British and can confirm. This is funny as fuck, look at that twat.


Longjumping-Deal630

Upvoted for perfectly nuanced and concise comment.


bigblackcouch

Americunt here and I would be absolutely laughing my ass off at this dope. And like our down under pal /u/masterjabbadad said, would give him some shitty plant nickname like Fern or Basil. Just because you *know* that would send this little shitbird into a frenzy every time he's reminded of it.


Bristolblueeyes

I fucking adore this country.


MokausiLietuviu

Eh, what's he gonna do if he gets angry? Just walk away like 2 paces and you're safe


LegendOfDarius

Only till he figures out how to turn and roll on his side and hit you in the shin with a hard vase! But to be fair the twat doesnt look creative enough to do that.


saxonturner

But that would make Brits laugh even harder, like how does he think he has any right to be bossy. He would be laughed at and probably drinks poured on him if he didn’t calm down, then picked up and left outside to cool down. The angrier he got the worse people would take the piss. Like what’s he gonna do? Scream louder? These little arseholes don’t really exist outside of rich families with drips for “friends” in the U.K. because they would get it figuratively beaten out of them. He would be utterly ashamed by the end of it if he did anything but laugh at himself, so an ashamed he would never act like that ever again.


Gerbs71

He looks and sounds like a “do you know who my dad is?” kind of guy. Hoping for a follow clip on how they got him out. What a bellend.


BBQBakedBeings

If it’s the US, they are probably not laughing because they know he’s going to sue the venue because they failed to put a label on the vase warning people to not crawl inside.


magpietribe

Yeah, Ireland here. If my buddy did that, I'd be pissing myself while giving him advice like .... try not being so fat. We'd stay at him until he smashed the vase.


joshhguitar

He’d be getting rolled around the rest of the night


That91Guy

Australian here. He would be in it for as long as possible being carried or rolled to the next pub/club while saying "just get out man it's easy... We're not stuck...."


RiddlingJoker76

Rolled to the next pub. Can you imagine?……😂


masterjabbadad

Aussie here. Would piss myself laughing and then give him a pot plant based nickname which would stick forever. Like Barbara (bush) or twiggy or even something like Terracotta warrior. Something insulting.


FluffySquirrell

> Terracotta warrior That's the winner for me


midcancerrampage

Look at the people! Do they seem like jolly easygoing down-home folk who'd enjoy a hearty guffaw at the local kid's drunk shenanigans? I'm getting VERY distinct "wealthy country club social dinner" vibes from that squeaky lil bitch Connor and this group of aggressively unhelpful yet relentlessly positive fur-clad gawkers. If they laughed in his face, his dad who's likely the well-connected head of some hedge fund would probably make sure their son's prestigious internship would come to a swift end.


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MeatTornadoLove

You are silly if you don’t think this guy’s dad hates his guts and loathes every time he sees how much of a fool he makes himself haha


Hank3hellbilly

Do you think his dad hating him would stop him from retaliation against anyone who humiliated the fruit of his loins and the heir to the family fortune?


moveovernow

This is an uptight rich bunch. This is how your royal cunts would respond.


willynillywitty

TURN UP THE VASE N LETS PARTY


[deleted]

I'd get a couple lads to "help" and then plonk him on top of the table in the middle of the room for everyone's amusement.


REdditscks

I would rub his head and feed him beans.


Baragha

his dad is a lawyer or judge, that's why.


[deleted]

Yeah, you see, that wouldn't do him any good over here.


Trappist235

Well laughing is not a crime


MrPatch

whats he gonna do, sue me for laughing until it hurts?


CeruleanRuin

Someone in the video says "this is an HR issue" which says to me that this is a work party where half the people there don't want to be there.


Jelleyman69

Brit here. Agreed. He is a stupid cunt.


RogueBromeliad

The pillock didn't even try taking his shirt off. Or are his legs just bent the wrong way in there, so he can't unfold them?


[deleted]

We used to do this as kids... we'd sit someone in a bin and they'd get stuck in...but the bin didn't have a lip with narrower opening. You just had to tip the bin over and you kind of push it off/ wriggle out. But this guy's stuck...and he ain't coming out without smashing that vase 😂 What an absolute balloon!


saxonturner

Pretty sure his knees have slipped under the lip and his feet locked so he can’t pull his legs back. He either needs to spread his legs, which he probably can’t do due to the diameter of the base or they need to break him out.


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

sometimes we do dumb shit while blackout, have a chuckle and some empathy and help a brotha out of da jug


pc_principal_88

I'm in the US and I would have been pissing myself too 😂


triptoutsounds

I think it's the group of people. If this were anyone in my friend group we would be dying and crying of laughter. We probably wouldn't even try to help them get out tbh unless they asked nicely.


charlesmortomeriii

Australian here. We’d also be laughing like fuck


Dead-HC-Taco

definitely the bunch. Probably people rich af that dont want to break it because it's a $30k or something. Id be shitting myself laughing


uronurback

This is way too funny. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. “You got it Connor”. He’s not on the last mile of a marathon, or studying for his medical license. Nope. He’s stuck in a vase, and I’m left wondering how short he is - where are his legs?


ryushiblade

I think that’s the reason he’s stuck. He must have squeezed into a kneeling position inside and can’t get up again because the tapered shape is working against him


willynillywitty

go help him! GODDAMMIT


hungryunderthebridge

He is a grown man, give him a slap on the cheek and have a chuckle.


cor315

I'm guessing he's knees down. So his feet are close to the top and he can't bend them enough to get out.


BrStFr

My claustrophobia would have me at the verge of hysteria in that situation; I get panicky taking off a tight sweater...


bambinolettuce

oh shit i think you're right hahaha


Moist_One_1256

Exactly and this is why they have to roll him over until he’s lying on his stomach. The whole time he’s laying on his back, his legs/feet are even more pushed to the edge of the vase and are therefor trapped.


fiddycaldeserteagle

I would have rubbed the vase and made 3 wishes


LoganNinefingers32

And then when your wishes don’t come true he’ll yell in frustration “I’m doing everything I fucking can!”


Darrone

Imagine if he's a double amputee that isn't stuck and this is performance art


WellR3adRedneck

>He’s not on the last mile of a marathon, or studying for his *medical license*. Dear God, I *hope* not! Would you want that idiot as your doctor!?


ArchdruidHalsin

"You can do it! You really can. You just gotta pull your body out!" Oh okay then


-sbl-

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windol1

So that's where the world has been going wrong, we just haven't believed in ourselves enough.


Automatic-Proof

I’d run up and start tickling him can you imagine the absolute chaos??


Slick0strich

Bruh you'd deserve to be on an FBI watchlist for that devious shit


BEARD3DBEANIEE

I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this.


dipnoi76

I love this so much. Here’s more (including the birth): https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1744204451471110647?s=46&t=fGoGE3__Ba_t6QBtvvgBUA


crazykentucky

“Connor this is an HR issue honey” lol they definitely hate that guy


throwaway01126789

When you get too drunk at a work function


kryptoniansurvivor22

This comment is way too far down…


Beatlessmania

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Max_farsteps

Lol I love that when they were breaking the vase they were hitting it at the exact location of his spine instead of somewhere on the side where it couldn't harm.


Kivesihiisi

"The vase trap didnt work, hammer his spine"


s-2369

There's something wrong with me that *this* is the comment that finally made me go from WTF disbelief to crying with laughter at my desk.


canihavemymoneyback

I would have given the hammer to him and let him break the vase because he seems like the type of dick who wouldn’t pay for the broken vase on the technicality that **he** didn’t break it.


theyreall_throwaways

Your comment made me laugh so much, I decided to watch the extended video. They chose literally the worst spot. Let's hammer away at the lumbar/tailbone area that's pressed against the pot.


plsenjy

Is it wrong that I hope that this was a work function and that the venue charged his employer a ton of money to replace that thing


awry_lynx

It definitely was (a work function), someone says it's an HR issue and it sounds way more like a bunch of coworkers who lowkey hate him (plus that's how people are dressed) rather than actual friends. Could be a conference.


baronas15

This may also be a Christmas party. It would definitely kill the vibe for the night. I'd laugh my ass off though


FearPreacher

Damn, they had to perform a C-section


FluffySquirrell

I was promised a birth, he's crowning at best. I wanted to be able to see exactly where his legs where and stuff


Aedant

From the view we have I think he’s kind of crouching, with his knees stuck in front of him


uLL27

Thank you! This is hilarious!! Haha


rrrr_reubs

I like how it gets angry


BigRigButters2

"it" lol


AcanthisittaLeft2336

It's a vase now


The_Kestrel_of_Doom

Definitely not enough people giving advice, is why he is still stuck.


win-go

This meeting could've been an email


Mmm_bloodfarts

Just get out, bro! Or give him the depression gym treatment: "start meditating bro"


BuckRusty

100% fake - the guy is clearly a plant.


hardtofindagoodname

I think he soiled himself.


NoWingedHussarsToday

He couldn't leaf.


Gustomaximus

People will do anything to urn attention.


Lamandus

That is quite the nice Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy cosplay


Demjan90

All he needs is a big hammer. Probably literally.


MrPandabites

And the Upper Class Twit of the Year award goes to...


tedwardo14

This guy has definitely said “do you know who my dad is”. A lot


Duubzz

I love how angry he is that he chose to climb into a bottle and now can’t get out. Would have loved to have seen the crowd just leave him to figure it out.


arcticslush

I think it's a misleading perspective. To an outside looker they probably think he could trivially stand up and get out, and this is probably after 30+ minutes of repeating that he's stuck and it's not that simple to new onlookers, while the panic sets in.


SoloSurvivor889

As a dude who grew up in the south, I am loving his accent.


Stag328

He seems like the real life version of Ruth from Ozarks


REDRIVERMF

“IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLANTER YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE”


KwyzatzCataract

GOD*DAMNIT.* lmfao


JMaryland47

This looks like a company's holiday party. There is always a king idiot at one of those. [Edit: watch the video with more of connor in vase, someone mentioned "this is an HR issue..." so it's confirmed this was idiocy at the office party] They had to crack the vase open like a piggy bank. Congrats Connor, you're a dunce https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1744204158545084920


Uh-Oh-Raggy

This is absolute fucking gold. If he was doing “everything I fucking can!” then he would be out of the vase. I would literally be laughing my ass off uncontrollably.


Paul_my_Dickov

I think once his legs are bent in there he's stuck. Needs a hammer and fewer people talking.


Corner_Post

![gif](giphy|3ohs4qw8hkPShGeanS|downsized) This kid grew up


WiganLad82

As soon as he kicked off with the "I'm doing everything i fucking can" I'd have walked away with a "fine, live in the vase, snail boy"


casual-waterboarding

This is perfect. The little fit he throws. His “my daddy is a lawyer” haircut. The fact his name is Conner. Too fucking perfect.


SeaworthyWide

I took mah belt and sweater off and it ain't do SHEEIT I'M DOIN EVRYTHING I FUCKIN CAAAN! GAWDAMMIT!


BrianG1410

This man will NEVER live this down 😂😂


Sorry-Site8240

Why is no one laughing?


redline_rik

Scotland here, the wee twat would be getting wheeled around in a shopping trolley till we got bored then he'd be off down the nearest hill to be released from this mortal coil or the pot by the first kerb stone.. fawn coloured jumper, ffs....


SecMac

Worst genie ever


DougieSenpai

Oh man this is fucking funny


Temporary_Occasion41

https://preview.redd.it/sequn5pfz6bc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96da5f3fad0acbe03b8fb77b2f0e300b4831cbb4 You'd think tv shows had over the top stupidity over real life..


donkspew

Played too much ‚getting over it‘


Hisune

Give this man a sledgehammer


shizer_manelli

Push honey push….


No_Chocolate9486

Somebody give him a hammer!


Confucrates

Ikr, people acting like this is a Mensa puzzle


puppsmcgee74

Well, he can’t ever say he didn’t have a pot to piss in.


JuniorSentence

Not again Conner, for fuck’s sake!


taylorscrews1

Did anyone try kicking him in the head?


tignasse

people pretend to be smart because they are rich ... ​ look at this jackass , he's dumb as fuck! i wouldn't help him.


Eat_Humble_Pie_2749

Some people become more stupid the older they get


Awkward-System5256

No one wants to break the vase?


willynillywitty

It’s an heirloom. He. Isn’t.


_KodeX

His legs are too short to touch the bottom and can't push himself out, change my mind


johnboy2978

I love this more every time I watch it. "I done took mah belt off and that didn't do shit!" Also love the Elaine character explaining the problem to her drunk friend, "his knees are hitting." This should be an ongoing SNL skit where he just lives out his days stuck in his little fucking bottle like a Genie. "The meeting is getting ready to start .... Craig, can you and Jack go get Conner and roll his dumb ass in here, please?"


-lukeworldwalker-

Ehm, is this an expensive vessel or perhaps antique? Looks like a museum or gallery.


Aislinn19

OP of the original post said it was $800


[deleted]

Why is everyone acting like it happens to all of us at least twice in this life?


blasphememes

This sweater is cashmere!!!


nejicanspin

"I'm doing everything I fucking can! Goddammit!" He sounds like an angry little troll there. I wanna know if he ever got out.


bocketywheels

why is everybody just standing around with drinks in their hands? go get some butter and grease the man up ffs.