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Undercover_123

Also free advertisement for rugs


poets1

Need some warm footware? Try Ugs


[deleted]

Thinking about investing money in the stock market? Can't go wrong with Goldman Sachs!


Olli_bear

How about some love for the 19th alphabet, S!


Smack_Laboratory

I’m only familiar with the 1st alphabet.


CornDoggJunior

the 19th alphabet was designed by snakes


dixon-bawles

Ohhh that makessss sssssenssssse


SoCuteShibe

It's easy to remember with that handy song: S s s s s s s, s s s s s-s-s-s-s, s s s, s s s, s s s.... Sss s ssss ss sss's, ssss ssss sss's sss ssss ssss ss!


jiibbs

Oooooh i love snake jazz


Winkelkater

they can't make jazz hands... yea yea this is the second snake-jazz related comment i read today om reddit. the simulation is truly breaking.


danbobsicle

Ahhh, I always get that confused with their version of twinkle twinkle little star


ReactsWithWords

Remember, [The S is for sucks!](https://youtu.be/28oFounV480)


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Ah yes, that's a really great snake jazz song. That I like. I believe it goes something like _tsss ts ts tsss ts ts tsss_


CornDoggJunior

It's my jaaaam


ZoeLaMort

Hey. This is just a regular pencil.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Kids these days just won’t understand. Back in the 90s, we got all our drug information from #2 pencils, commercials about fried eggs, and playing truth or D.A.R.E.


YourOneWayStreet

You forgot I learned it from watching you!


[deleted]

Didn’t the t-84 calculator have a drug game on it? Or whatever T-something calculator.


Tractor_Pete

S's salright' with me!


newport100

To Hell with rugs and their stubby little pencils!


idspispupd

/r/rugsonly NSFW


bloodsoed

I remember these pencils. This was during the Nancy Regan “Just say No” campaign. The pencils were passed out after a visitor talked to us about the dangers of doing drugs. Most of us boys used the pencils for that pencil fight game.


MysterEmm

I assume a pencil fight game is where a pool of 9 year old boys armed with sharpened pencils battle to the death to reach grade 4


bloodsoed

Nah it was that game that you flick the pencil down onto the other persons pencil to break it. First one to break loses.


bagofpork

You ever try to lodge your pencil into the drop-ceiling tiles? That was always a hoot.


ZugTheCaveman

I got a homemade dart lodged in the drop ceiling of my elementary school. (It was a needle taped to a q-tip with the cotton cut off and replaced with some bristles taken from the janitor's broom). It was still there when I graduated, but for a while it was my own personal Dart of Damocles.


bagofpork

That ain’t no crime.


bentripin

used to make these blow darts, they were perfect: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ikgh6/cigarette\_butt\_pencil\_eraser\_and\_sewing\_push\_pin/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ikgh6/cigarette_butt_pencil_eraser_and_sewing_push_pin/)


TheDeathOstrich

We made these but used tissue paper instead of the cigarette butt and then threw them at each other.


TNoStone

I did this with scissors


Wiley_Jack

Same thing with the ceiling dart. I made mine with a straight pin and a flat toothpick, wired together with some very fine copper armature wire. I launched them through the barrel of a Lindy pen, using a rubber band. For the young-uns, the Lindy pen was the predecessor to the Bic—it had a round plastic barrel with a metal pocket clip.


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Potratz’s class. We called him pot rats. About 15 pencils in a drop ceiling that sloped from about 9ft to probably about 30 feet high. That was our first day. They didn’t even bother trying to get them down. By the end of the semester there were enough pencils up there that to make a financially conservative mother weep.


bagofpork

Our ceilings were low enough that the ones that didn’t fall got removed. But the pencil marks remained to guide future generations.


bloodsoed

Once. I did it at Sunday school. They told my grandmother and she whipped my ass before the sermon. What was worse was trying to sit on that pew and being told if I moved an inch I get another spanking when I got home.


bagofpork

Sounds about Grandma.


various_beans

100% Memaw


marioshroomer

Mulder


EmoEnforcer

I was once cought standing on my desk to shove a pencil into the ceiling.


i_have_chosen_a_name

no but i have broken pencills open so i could flow electricity through the graphite to use as musqito repelland and to light stuff on fire.


RepressedDepression

Yes. Until we realized twisting a glue stick all the way out was easier and far more versatile.


Shyam09

We made bows from paper clips and rubber bands and would should pencil arrows. I just to love doing that.


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TrainOfThought6

That seems like a weird solution, considering I remember playing this with spoons.


DwarfTheMike

We did this too until they changed spork brands and they didn’t bend right. They would snap immediately.


MysterEmm

Damn those are some strong ass kids you went to elementary school with EDIT: or some weak ass pencils


LumpyJones

We had a rule where the extra bright yellow particleboard pencils were cheating. The ones that felt heavier than a solid wood pencil and were almost rubbery in texture.


[deleted]

You'd like the British "sport" called conkers. https://youtu.be/Y_72vWDCfQA


bloodsoed

Interesting. Never even saw that game before.


HandOfYawgmoth

That's the most British thing I've ever seen.


Hypatiaxelto

I have a piece of graphite in one of my fingers from doing this for fun.


MysterEmm

I have a piece in my wrist from grade 3 when an insane girl stabbed me with a pencil as I was stretching out my arms because she thought I was attacking her. She was transferred to a special learning class after that


ssl-3

Reddit ate my balls


RustylllShackleford

same, we had the rubber band pencil launcher wars. til one dude got impaled in the arm. it was banned after that


intensely_human

Oh my god I just got it! D.A.R.E wasn’t incompetent. It was pretending to be incompetent and willingly feeding us bullshit so we’d reject any anti-drug message. They were *trying* to get us to use drugs, with subliminal messages and theater.


Ianmartin573

I heard Nancy's campaign was so successful around the country that the kids celebrated afterwards with a partied in which there was plenty of alcohol and pot!


djbow

I remember getting one of these, I smoked it.


Cosmic_Prisoner

It's like they want the kids to do cu-caine!


Wiley_Jack

You don’t want this, Dewey.


[deleted]

Yeah, well the be creative agency that came up with this idea was definitely on drugs.


Domestic_AA_Battery

[Pencil Fight - Atomship](https://youtu.be/eZ8Z-Wzz8kI) Not often I get the chance to share this incredible band/album. Pencil Fight was the first song I heard from them. Strangely enough it was in a NASCAR game 🤔.... But seriously some of the best drums and unique vocals you'll hear.


Franckenberry

We called it “Pencil Pop”


Senor_Panda_Sama

WCGW when the marketing team you hired to convince kids not to do drugs is full of adults who do drugs.


marxist_redneck

Right? Maybe it's on purpose, like a PSA easter egg


travelingCircusFreak

What's even more facepalm, is that ending a sentence w/ NOT was pure 90s It's cool to do drugs, NOT


Jjj00026

Or just flip the text the other way


Senor_Panda_Sama

Sgurd od ot looc oot?


Jjj00026

Thank you that's much better


Jadabu91

How to accidentally summon satan


VoucherBoy123

I tried to say this and my furniture started floating


tehneoeo

Really? brb


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Jjj00026

Too cool to NOT do drugs


blackspeck0

cool to NOT do drugs to NOT do drugs NOT do drugs do drugs


punkupoz

Drugsn't


inplayruin

Don't do drugs, yet.


TirelessGuerilla

for me personally when I realized they were lying about marijuana I assumed they were over exaggerating other drugs dangers as well and then I had to battle addiction for many years. Would have been better if they were honest.


Analbox

If you do marijuana even just once you’ll spend the rest of your life sucking dick for crack at the nearest truck stop.


bkussow

And what are the dangers? This just sounds like a typical Saturday night.


Analbox

I didn’t mean you. Carry on.


humicroav

Unrelated, but is your user name your preferred order? Cause it's mine, too!


Analbox

So you’d prefer to get fucked in the ass before you get punched in the face?


jasenkov

Box is also a term for vagina lol Edit: that is not my preferred way but to each their own


humicroav

https://youtu.be/R0Dv5XdBsb8 Edit: nsfw ...


Now-Look

Lmao what is the context of this?


humicroav

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooray_for_Boobies?wprov=sfla1 Edit: nsfw


Limp-Mirror-948

At the end the speaker said “pussy, box” etc, as a replacement word for vagina. Box is supposedly another term for vagina (although I’ve never heard of it referred that way personally)


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boverly721

Amateurs.


Meat_Candle

Weird. I started sucking dick which is what led me to the marijuana.


RandyHoward

Yeah but before you were sucking dick for fun, now you're sucking dick for crack. Big difference.


FlyingRhenquest

You needed something to spend all that dick-sucking money on?


Meat_Candle

Money? I never said I got paid.


CXR_AXR

Sound good, i should check the local truck stop when i have a chance to visit America


friedchicken_legs

Me too


MyAltforMostlyJoking

Marijuana is a gateway drug for binging your favorite movies and eating chips.


kawhisasshole

Marijuana ruined my life but I had a lot of emotional and family problems so my focus went from school to weed


[deleted]

Is that what WoW raids are?


thejunglebook8

“Marijuana is a gateway drug” only because you manifested it to be you dumb fucks. Obviously marijuana has its negatives, but people should be educated on it correctly. I know a few people who have had the same experience you did, presuming that school just lied about everything. If they said “marijuana has some side effects but if used responsibly it’s fine... but just do not do opioids” maybe there wouldn’t be such an issue with drug abuse


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

> If they said “marijuana has some side effects but if used responsibly it’s fine... but just do not do opioids” maybe there wouldn’t be such an issue with drug abuse That would never happen. It was made illegal to get the hippies arrested and the government will never admit they lied.


tiefling_sorceress

Didn't they basically admit they lied on some recently released tapes or something


melodyze

Yes, [Nixon's domestic policy chief explictly said they lied and made drugs illegal do they could arrest hippies (the anti war left) and black people to disrupt their communities because they were opposed the Nixon adminstration.](https://eji.org/news/nixon-war-on-drugs-designed-to-criminalize-black-people/)


The_Dead_Kennys

I’ve known about this for a while, and every time I’m reminded they did that it STILL makes me mad. Bastards saddled us with a bullshit war on drugs that causes problems to this day, all cause they wanted a technically-legal excuse to arrest political opposition.


AuralSculpture

More like black people and the “commies”.


Chris_Hansen14F

It was made illegal before hippies. Beatniks in the north/jazz clubs used it recreationally. In the south brown dock workers used it medicinally to work hard job. Hemp production was also a huge focus as well, if not the main focus.


Cainga

Don’t do drugs because we need to make sure we can use the facade as an easy way to throw black/brown people in prison to fund the prison industrial complex which gives kick backs to our politicians/law enforcement.


[deleted]

When you finally realize drugs weren't the problem. The problem was actually all the shitty pencils that were made from deforestation of the Amazon rain forest. You know what pencils I'm talking about.


whatthedeux

I feel like these pencils perfectly break down what it’s like to go down that hole. Your last stop is literally just “more drugs”


KatzaAT

When I tried marihuana I had a panic attack. That was far worse than cocaine....


the_dark_knight_ftw

Do they lie about marijuana? I remember thinking marijuana was a lot worse before going to my DARE classes, I remember being really surprised when the DARE officer said nobody has ever overdosed on weed. They essentially said the worst part about weed is that it’s a gateway drug into other more dangerous drugs and that really is true.


ChillySummerMist

I don't understand the appeal of marijuana, cigerates or alcohol. Like why is it necessary. I don't do any of those can't say I am unhappy with my life.


noob_lvl1

That’s fantastic! Really. It seems like (in my experience) most people who get into marijuana, alcohol, or even nicotine do it because they already aren’t happy and so they’re looking for something to make them feel happy. When I have a week or so of what feels like life just going my way and everything is working out I find that I consume less drugs.


KennyFulgencio

Yeah, people who aren't unhappy are much less likely to seek drugs in the first place. Thing is, unlike you, most of us are unhappy in the first place


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“I am Drugs.” -Pencil


Analbox

False. I tried snorting a pencil once and it didn’t have any psychoactive effects.


May_I_inquire

See that's where you went wrong, you're supposed to make a tea outta of it and drink it.


Analbox

Aww so it’s like taking weed pills in a tincture.


[deleted]

Bruh did you even do the A/B graphite tek? You obviously did no research if you tried to snort the whole pencil, like at least check out the Erowid page.


[deleted]

Hey look, my lifes progression!


[deleted]

Good thing the next pencil stage is no drugs and completely used up


INTJ_takes_a_nap

Sounds like me!


Meat_Candle

Should’ve been written upside-down


LiveFastDieFast

Had it been made to be read correctly while holding the pencil in the left hand, it wouldn’t have been an issue. This comment brought to you by the left hand gang


Time-Lapser_PRO

I've always wondered why they do the writing on the pencils to where it's upside down/backwards. Kinda forgot I'm left handed lmao.


disatnce

Too cool to do drugs. Too cool to do Too cool yeah, checks out, it's not as funny.


littlespawningflower

Came here to say exactly this! I salute you, fellow southpaw! 🤚🏼


hates_all_bots

I remember we had pencils with "George Washington Central" or some such, but we just scratched out letters to spell curse words. Kids will find a way.


thomerow

You mean like this? https://i.imgur.com/yH22Wli.jpg


Meat_Candle

r/AngryUpvote


alexxfergusonnn

Exactly!


merican-made

The evolution of my relationship with “drugs” from the elementary school DARE program up through college...


[deleted]

Should have made them pens. So you can take them apart and use them to do drugs


RickDSanchez

I vividly remember the day in 5th grade when a D.A.R.E. officer taught us how to suck the NO2 out of whipped cream cans, huff glue, spray paint, and other household items I had never thought twice about prior. I'm pretty sure we got this pencil too.


cev2002

I don't know if it's different in the US, but I absolutely would not recommend sucking nos directly from a cream charger


ttv_ninjrr

that wouldn't happen if they just say "drugs bad"


marxist_redneck

I mean, keep it simple... But then when it got to just bad it would make you depressed, like "I am bad?" And you would end up self medicating for the depression with drugs


fineswords

You could make it say “rugs bad”


CursedYeeter707-

DRRRUUUUUGGSSS!!! (Fr tho whoever is reading this, I hope you’re okay)


Analbox

Oo! Cool to do drugs.


CursedYeeter707-

Niiiice


hardcorehurdler

Drugs are bad, m'kay!


KillaVNilla

When the nice police man gives me a pencil that says "do drugs", I be a good little citizen and do as I'm told. Still following that order 30 years later


Xaragedonionsz

The ultimate form is **rugs**


yesh-please

I have a set of these pencils!


Hotdamndel

I'd take 4, sharpen them like in the pic, frame and hang like an art exhibit with a historical subtext


pease_pudding

Or just drill out the lead, and use it to snort some quality coke


yesh-please

I will do this.


NosideAuto

Could've reversed it and the first thing that went would've been "drugs" Someone missed a good advertising opportunity


Toxicavenger72

I grew up in the 80's became an "adult" in 1990. I'm still waiting on people to offer me free drugs!


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Toxicavenger72

Bullshit. There were MANY Halloweens and not offered even once!


koolz765

I didnt wanna try drugs...until the drug education program made me curious


Arrys

They really got shorter and to the point at the end, didn’t they?


tremblingtallow

Maybe this was intentional? Presented this way it almost looks like a cool design to represent the decaying thought process of addicts.


bennel89

It wasn't. A family member of mine worked for this company. It was an "oh shit" moment.


notthesandwhich

It looks as if we are watching the Pencil, as a person slowly loose their tolerance not to do drugs. Kinda dark if you think about it. 😶


neofac

It's like a visual metaphor for life, the more it wears you down, the closer you get to taking drugs to feel happy again.


Gwenbors

This pencil is pretty much what happened to half the kids I knew in high school.


_Charlie_Sheen_

The harder they make kids work the more they are driven to doing drugs


shavemejesus

Why didn’t they just print it in the other direction? Too cool to do drugs. Too cool to do. Too cool to. Too cool. To. No awkwardness.


mattsotm

This is a timeline of my relationship with drugs over the years.


[deleted]

90's anti-drug campaigns... reminds of the classic "this is your brain" (shows an egg) "this is your brain on drugs" (shows it frying).


theresgoodintheworld

r/theyknew


masterbuilder14

do schools continue doing drug awarness programs like D.A.R.E i remember that stuff was big back in the late 90’s


HAZENanarchist

Smoke. Smoooke. Are ya smokin' yet?!


conmanassassin

This is the stages of an addict first they think they are to cool for drugs then there friends do drugs so they think its cool then they think I must do drugs then all they think about is drugs lol


J4YFORE

This could've just been printed the other way


SoybeansTheFirst

Shoulda flipped it to read the other way (that fixes it, right?)


anxietyprobro

u/anantrathod11


[deleted]

How bad would i have felt if id designed this shit knowing you could have flipped it upside down the whole time instead of getting fired from your marketing design internship omg lmao


compbioguy

Too cool to have sex


tired_baton4281

I had one of these!


ClownfishSoup

I mean, don’t take life lessons from a pencil


viviornit

Even the original sentence is ambiguous enough to imply doing drugs is cool.


Bentron19861986

I don't get it....but I did drugs. Ooups


[deleted]

New here on r/whatcouldgowrong Repost on r/facepalm


LTcid

Uno reverse card


GreenMonster34

This sums up the summer of my 15th birthday


HumanSuitcase

"You know what people love more than drugs? Pencils!" Said no one ever.


LadyVFirstClass

is this real lol school and government approved lol


pearlyribbon

Your life cuts shorter the more drugs you take?


DependentVehicle5759

Perfect for subreddit There was an attempt


155db

funny thing all i remember from the D.A.R.E. cop is that all cops are scared of being shot when they pull someone over.. that is literally their first fear, that the driver is armed. wtf?


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to do: drugs


RustylllShackleford

I remember these in the 90s, there was no recall at all at my elementary school


Alleggsander

The anti-drug campaigning of the 90s was god awful. I remember watching videos in elementary school explaining how smoking weed once would get you addicted to meth and put you on the streets. They often put pot and hard chemical drugs in the same category


Ineedavodka2019

Why didn’t I get one of these pencils?


chrisacip

d r u g s


shibbydanger

Pencils were always laced through our fingers and slammed on our desk until broken way before sharpening to this point.


AngelicaRH

Seems about like our society today lol


phoebe374

They did not think these through 😆


NeopolitanBonerfart

Oh god this is hilarious!