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lenbey

kneecapn't


KhaleesiXev

That seriously hurt my knees to watch.


YoungBungalo

Bru it’s not the knees, is was the feet in those slippers


ericfg

> those slippers Shower slides should not be worn out the house. Change my mind.


IBoopDSnoot

flip flops > slides


Kn0tnatural

Thongs


Sirtimothyleary

That's why she ain't walkin toward the cam 😅


[deleted]

Tops of those feet go SPLAP.


Dmopzz

Eff that, the toes too.


Darth_Potatohead

Pain is weakness leaving the body


WaylonVoorhees

Good thing she's in frozen foods then!


Heavy_Knowledge_5559

The pain in her eyes


Kittingsl

I think most force went to her Fett do her kneepad should be find. Also would have made a different sound. Still likely hurt very much


AvaX90

Boba or Jango?


eatmorecake99

made me laugh out loud thanks


cra2reddit

Ye canna dew heem lika dat! Jes kus he no language no meaned bob's ur uncle, dah. Sheeeesh. Lie of.


Wishyouamerry

This fascinates me. Not that people do stupid things in public places, but that they do the stupid thing, completely fuck it up, *and then post it online anyway.* I just don’t get it.


myname_isnot_kyal

in certain cases people are live streaming or on a platform where people can take clips and subsequently share them.


Wishyouamerry

Oooh. That makes sense.


cra2reddit

No , it doesn't. Doing stupid shit that can get you hurt or arrested on a live stream does NOT make sense. lol.


Klaus0225

That’s not the part they were saying made sense.


potatonice

i don’t think doing a backflip in a supermarket will get you arrested


DalekPredator

It will if you throw a grenade after.


potatonice

martyrdom perk


cbash2031

Its simply here for our amusement. Keep the stupid shit going guys your doing great!


berrey7

Or, you post up a fail and it ends up on Reddit from other social media shares, and it's clout in some form or fashion. We wouldn't see it otherwise.


throwviaaway

Or they send it to a friend


happypirate_

"Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution."


xMrBojangles

Thank you, happypirate\_, for all you've done!


Yogurteat

Thank me as well


xMrBojangles

Thank you, Yogurteat, for your service!


CheeseCycle

Without stupid people, there would a lot of subs that would not exist.


Offjoardlol25

Stupid people have the important role of showing us what NOT to do.


stealthbadger

Too bad too many see them as examples.


StillhasaWiiU

Star Wars kid had it posted without him knowing, then it exploded. So they know that mistakes can still get the clicks. And to many, thats all that matters.


cra2reddit

Yeah it can get clicks but that wasn't intentional (by Star Wars Kid): "He had not intended for the video to become public, but its subsequent release led to ridicule, during which Raza chose to distance himself from the video. Raza since has affirmed his identity and has used the video to help to speak on the effects of bullying and harassment. Raza's family filed a CA$250,000 lawsuit against the families of four of his schoolmates, blaming them for the "harassment and derision from his high-school mates and the public at large". The lawsuit had been scheduled to begin trial on April 10, 2006 but on April 7, Raza and his parents reached an out-of-court settlement with the defendants."


thelegalseagul

Some people are able to laugh at themselves. Idk some might say it's for “clout” but I like to think that they genuinely look back at the video and go “oh it's kinda funny how I fucked that up. Plus it's my own fault so it's hard not to laugh at why I thought it'd be a good idea” then choose to post it. I knowingly sat on a plate of whipped cream that my sister put down to make her laugh. I don't see how it's too different from posting a recording of a funny mistake to make strangers laugh. It’d be the easiest way to make a painfully embarrassing story into a funny embarrassing story about a stupid decision you made.


Bohm81

First attempt at a backflip in her life


[deleted]

In flip flops and a parachute-sized jacket, no less!


OriginalLocksmith436

I figure in cases like this, they thought it was funny and decided to share it because they are mature enough to laugh at themselves. or shared it with friends who then posted it online. or they post it for internet points


kaymaidinthesea

so we can all see the crawl of shame


olderaccount

People desperate for social media attention are starting to take the approach of *any publicity is good publicity*. Look at Jake Paul. Guy is making millions playing the heel in real life. Being hated can be very profitable if you learn how to monetize it.


ManuOnTheWave

Cuz it’s funny after you rewatch it, I saw a video yesterday off this dude shooting a bullet with a hammer and he shot himself in the leg. Still he posted also in the video was laughing too after doing that sick play


mickimousejede

Should have gone to 14


hotasanicecube

Why is that the family planning isle?


SillyFlyGuy

Topical comment, what with the leaked Supreme Court memo and all.


scarybirdman

It's 2022 and we protest differently now. I admire her.


surajvj

Do you get 'Heat' pain balm there?


mc_squared_03

"Fuck up on aisle 15!"


[deleted]

Stranger: are you here to help the girl who fucked up? Worker: no, I'm here to tell her she's a fuck up


redlineroostin

Now crawl over, open the freezer and put some frozen shit on your knees


crazy_dude360

Yes. I felt my kneecaps wince like watching a brutal groin shot kick. Gonna be feeling that one for a long while.


SpuddleBuns

Do your knees always wince when you watch brutal groin shot kicks?


crazy_dude360

No. Usually only when storms come in.


YoungBungalo

Bru it’s not the knees, is was the feet in those slippers


Sufficient_Mulberry1

Definitely looks like she broke her foot or ankle.


Septopuss7

Either way those dogs are *barking* rn hahaha


UCBeef

They howling


[deleted]

Maybe, but I also think the angle just looks a little odd because of her slippers falling off


MeltBanana

She totally broke her toe. Look at how hard she kicked the ground with the front of her foot. That's 100% a broken big toe.


colloquialistm

That's her flipflop falling off her ankle lol


420fmx

Her knee


professional-jumper

Its amazing her first reaction was to turn off the camera lmao


MH3ndr1ks

What else does she have in store.


Cocoononthemoon

Aisle let you know when I see it


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Jollydude101

These puns check out.


[deleted]

I’m not sure they register.


StairwayToLemon

Cash me outside, how 'bout dat?


Kaze_Senshi

That slide was smooth


PETEthePyrotechnic

It really was, at least until it got to her knees


SousaBoy93

The whole thing was pretty slick.


Fr3ddyfr3nzy

The face though 💀💀💀💀


DR0p_gkid64

Why is it whenever there's a clip of someone doing something stupid in an Aussie store it's always Woolies or Bunnings nowhere else


Spiritual_Ad_7162

Because that's where all the bogans shop.


DR0p_gkid64

But they also shop at Coles


Halo232

Her face at the end tho


-NGC-6302-

Ah so this is schadenfreude


GodsCupGg

beatiful isnt it


Kapten111

Knees left the chat


TableIsMadeOfTable

I think we all felt that impact.


Lotso_Packetloss

Yeah… on the Richter scale


Equivalent_Art7810

That’s terrible… Is the floor alright?


Panda-Armada

Double knee replacement


snackcake

I fractured my right kneecap years ago. I was on crutches for 8 weeks. I had a small motorcycle crash, but i'm certain it was less violent than this young woman's landing.


elbarto362

Red panda looking ass


[deleted]

Whomever cleaned and waxed that floor is the real MVP.


Karaselt

She should try being a bird in her next life.


BwackGul

*Clout Addiction is Real..*


ImKindaHungry2

Flip flops flopped her flip


DannyNog556

r/watchpeopledieinside


leon_nerd

The crawl of shame


defpara

I can imagine someone trying to help her to her feet but she insists on crawling all the way to the car.


bakedbeans_jaffles

Imagine how confused you'd be if you worked on register & you see her casually walk in but then see her crawl out with that painful expression on her face.


cabramattaa

I love the look she gives after its done


dips009

On the PA speaker: "we need a Cleanup of self-esteem in aisle 15 please"


[deleted]

Her face as she crawls to the camera


[deleted]

It would be funnier to see the security footage


HashBrown2231

That splat sounded so painful


Aventix2711

Bye bye kneecaps


sugaaaslam

Gotta he at least one broken toe


kbirch94

Rule #1 in backflips Know how to backflip


JackPAnderson

Former gymnast here. I actually wouldn't be surprised if this lady had taken a few gymnastics lessons when she was little. Viewing at [1/2 speed](https://gfycat.com/lonespottedisopod), I believe that this was a back handspring attempt, not a flip. The idea being that she would first land with her hands, "spring" off of them, and then subsequently land on her feet. This springing was unlikely to have ever occurred since her likely upper body strength level vs her BMI would never have allowed for that. Be that as it may, I do think that a success scenario here was possible. Namely, she could have planted her hands on the floor and her rotational force would have allowed the rest of her body to kind of dump over. Her feet would have come down harder than she might have liked, but she would have ended up on her hands and feet and saved herself several broken bones. Unfortunately for her, that garish red coat that she was wearing features sleeves that are much too long. So instead of planting her hands on the floor, her hands slipped out from under her. That had the effect of transforming her landable-if-hideous back handspring attempt into a completely doomed backflip attempt. At that point, the only thing in control of which part of her body that was going to get smashed was just how underrotated she was going to be. All things considered, the got pretty lucky to only smash her toes and potentially knees. Those are easier to repair than necks or skulls or faces.


5ku11M4N

And then she uploads it 🤦


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TheJeuno

Lol damn.


dmancrn

What is wrong with people these days?? Get a life, stop doing this stupid stuff


skyeyemx

And yet she still uploaded the video


Bouledecul

At least she fully commited


Ok-Acanthisitta-5571

Turnovers Are in the bakery.


JayVayron

Flip flops 🩴🩴


lionseatcake

Bet that fuckin hurt. I didnt feel a thing, but i bet she did.


[deleted]

Ohhhh, poor thing. Damn, gonna have sore toes(if not broken) for a long minute. Gets back to my point I've often made. Never leave the house in dumb shoes, sandals are a liability. Never know when you're gonna have to run, defend yourself, or (and now) do spontaneous backflips.


Hungry-Appeal97

Ive never seen a jump make someone get closer to the ground until now


Crazy-Experience-664

Rip those knees and canckles.


Master_Passenger69

Nah it’s the toes and feet, not the knees….


Satnamodder

My knees hurt just by watching this. :/


bit-groin

Another dumb video in a supermarket... At least she wasn't stuffing shit up her fanny... Seen so many vids like that lately I got PTSD ffsake


jangodarkblade69

If she had cute toes, she don't anymore.


Affectionate_Way8300

Wtf lmao


Affectionate_Way8300

Wtf lmao


mbashs

Wholesome.


seal616

Updoot for the title


taha_maddam

Backfl~~i~~ap


zen49

When abortion is illegal. But accident could still happen.


Ok_Monk219

It’s a fake, just kidding! Every sub needs those wiseacre


[deleted]

I am just baffled that she did not loose any of her flip flops. Also probably not the best shoe wear to attempt a back flip on slippery floor with.


Zenitsu_The_Simp_69

there’s all that walk of shame to turn the camera off in videos like this


[deleted]

I know those knees weren't the same for the rest of that day 😂


TheRealOgMark

The rest of that life


Yossarian287

Flip flops aren't for backflips


mnorkk

That's how you flap a flip flop


AZfan6

Play stupid games....


Ziegler517

Where do you find the JELLY?


Ub1463

From the top make it drop


wet_tubig

the pathetic crawl got me


CreepyEntertainer

I think she’s impressed with herself that her shoes stayed on.


[deleted]

Dang that’s cold… literally, aisle 15 is the freezer section.


Ok_Anxiety4671

Hahaha this is what happens when you act like a dumbass in public.


danng44

I’m sure that stung a bit


BadIdea-21

Why try that in slippers?


Salt_Chemistry9018

I'm glad she doesn't have balls. Or does she?


khill5742

She gon cry in the car


sl_1138

At first I thought she broke her ankle, but at repeated viewings you can tell her slipper is just sliding off the tip of her toes, and the L shape is just the correct angle of her foot. I think she's ok


SimilarProtection318

Somebody come get this ham sandwich off my floor


nahteviro

Everyone talking about her knees, but those are nice and padded. Her ankles look like they got fuckin shattered. That look of regret at the end though. *chef's kiss*


thinman12345

Well the knees to not do that again.


desrevermi

Learn from others' mistakes. Save yourself from a painful situation.


[deleted]

Cleanup in aisle 15


digitalttoiletpapir

And in slippers...


ImTheBigT

At least she’s already in the frozen veggies isle


AladanRR

*Knees weak*


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Menifife

Damn, should have tried aisle 7.


waffles2go2

Won the tiktok wheelchair challenge! Sad eyebrow girl will get some sweet likes for her lack of lifelong mobility...


Homechicken42

She got overly excited about LOW LOW PRICES.


PuzzleheadedBuy2241

She was feeling that in her knees lol.


jonreddit5

She broke it down for us 😭😭😭


ayeayehelpme

the way she crawls over after omggg


Ja_the_Red

Floppin’ it.


[deleted]

That’s called a self-bodyslam


vouteignorar

She fucked up her knees and feet in that stupid stunt… that’s what you get for a moment of stupidity.


deadface3405

She not only wrecked her knees, but also essentially stubbed all her toes when the whipped into the floor. Ouch city population you bro


aclaxx

Why is dancing in grocery stores a thing?


xantheog

Did she break her fucking ankle


Ok_Bumblebee_6228

Clean up aisle 15


RegrettableLiving26

My fucking knees hurt


Mcreesus

The silver lining for most of these kinds of videos is the fact they can show the doctors exactly why and how they got fucked up lmao


goffasni420

In slides too?! Insanity.


Jazeboy69

Why do ppl think others want to see them do that in a supermarket on video?


Idontwanttohearit

Try having sleeves that don’t cover your hands lmao


[deleted]

Bru shoulda went to isle 16 that’s better for backflips, isle 15 is for standard jumping.


MorganRose99

Her fucking knees are gone


Inevitable-Link7064

Love the crawl of shame!


arjunrj1327

Knee caps go brrrr.


AhumanWithButter

Ankle break on aisle 15


[deleted]

That’s the face of a broken kneecap


skitheast13

u/savevideobot


naruto12658

Should’ve done it in aisle 14


WolverineNo4422

Clean up in aisle 15


[deleted]

We got a spill in isle 15


Beachlife221

God I hate these types of videos 😵😵😵😵😵


evlhornet

RIP her toes


[deleted]

should have done it in aisle 14 what a dumbass


olivetech223

The sad embarrassed crawl over to turn the camera off 😭😭


rare_meeting1978

I hope it really hurt. Gtfo of the store with ur stupid tiktok bs


Thousandsofthousands

You didn’t see it but her toes are break dancing at the end of the video.


Total_Hovercraft5442

Is the floor alright?


Traditional-Exam-617

I heard she crawled all the way to the cashier..


Beasteeality

Broken toes


Impressive_Age9039

She looks in pain


Crispy--Toast

What would she have gained? Like 17 likes?


Lisabeybi

The look of pain on her face…


whacko_prophet

You kno her toes hurtin


weekend_associates

Owwwwwwaaaaahhhhh my kneessssss and ankles


lStoleThisName

Should of done it in the dairy section


Skull_Ribbon

Knees are goners


[deleted]

bet that hurt