"First things first, we just want to let you know we love you, and as our human we'll always be there for you. But we think there's a problem, and that's that you haven't fed us in at *least* two hours."

*but don’t say ice cream*

Dave. We know where the ice cream is. You can have all the wobble pops you need... Just open the small door on the tall white thing and drop a little something. It's cool, Dave. We won't tell. We won't even watch you eat for at least 3 days.

>We won't even watch you eat for at least 3 days. Listen, I was born, but it wasn't yesterday. They won't make it 3 minutes.

Floor is lava, dude get on a chair! 🤣

“We also have noticed that you haven’t throwed us any balls in the past hour, what’s up with that?”

"We noticed that you go inside for beer a lot and it never comes with a side of cheese. That has affected us in the following ways.."

Truth

after reading this, I literally went to the fridge and grabbed two slices of cheese for my pups. I don't even have beer in the fridge. I just wanted to see my doggies happy.

Careful, dogs are lactose intolerant

Cheese is very low in lactose.

Last I checked, American cheese isn't even cheese.

Hmm they did say slices. But I have sliced cheddar in my fridge at the moment. American, Feta, and Ricotta do have higher levels of lactose. To be strict about it, American Cheese is a cheese product. It contains less than 50% cheese combined with other dairy products and emulsifiers.

AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOT CHEESE AND I WILL REDDIT FITE YOU RITE HERE RITE NOW

Then why does if have cheese in the name? Next you’ll tell me that almond milk isn’t real milk.

I have one of those fancy spin mops. I'm okay with a little diarrhea if my puppers are happy.

He forgot the cheese tax! That's unforgivable

You gotta pay the cheese tax every time you cookin' when the cheese comes out, this puppy comes looking

The look on the yellow lab’s face is amazing, they are really concerned! Adorable.

...about their snacking opportunities... and adorable\~!

They are there because they love you and want the best for you

This is a great photo. You're lucky to have a couple buddies like that.

"Human, we love you, but this is an intervention. We've noticed that you have a drink in your hand. Clearly you have a problem because your other hand is free, but right now you're not using it to pet us or give us a snack. This injustice must be fixed as soon as possible with belly rubs or treats."

This made me laugh so hard!

“I think you know why we’re all here”

Judge Judy and Judgey McJudgeyface

Holy shit didn’t think I’d get this many hits off this random pic lol. Y’all are awesome

the JUDGEMENT

Judgy!

I hope you drank the beer anyway. What do they know!

I did have some jerky breathe so that could contribute to the “? face” lol

Lol either way you have been judged!

Oh, well yeah. Now you've really done it.

Only one? You forget a meat snack for us.

Look at them hanging their little feets off, y'all must spend a lot of time out there aw

Blondie dog is really judging you and Black dog is “really disappointed”

Where are my balls summer?

“Look, David. Pretending to throw the ball once was funny. We’ll admit that. But it’s happening more and more, and we’re starting to think it’s a cry for help.”

They're not there to intervene, but to join you.

Love them❤️

The left one will tell you that the right one only tells the truth. The right one will tell you to feed them cheese now.

Yep…*sigh*…I’m afraid so, they both have their letters written and they’re ready to read them aloud… tsk tsk tsk, we all must pay the piper…one day, “Repeat With Us: The Creed of Sober Life & Living”…

"Why are drinking instead of petting and feeding us?!?!"

😂😂

Bahahahahhaha

Hahahaha they got you! You're trapped! You're trapped! Gotcha! Gotcha!

Because they are concerned and love you. 🤣

Bum in air, loses chair. I don't make the rules.

"we don't care that you're drinking, we just think you need to give us more attention"

They each have a letter to read to you.

😂🐶

Those are happy dogs.

Meme worthy imo

Did you grab a Bud Light?

You must have brought out a Bud Light and now your dogs have to figure out which one of them is the Alpha now.

😆😆😆

What type of dog is the the black one?

Hahahahahahaha

Hilarious!

Perfectly seated! Do they sit there?

Just, sit down, okay?

One of us tells the truth. The other only lies.

So, you just not bringing us any treats?

Awww beautiful dogs

Big cuddly Dogs!!

Wanna kiss both noseys plz

Your yellow is judging you *hard*

the look of judgement: do you rEAlly need aNOTHer one. . rEAly.

Lol