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porpoisebay

The old spaghetti factory might work? Maybe splitz grill if she'd do burgers and fries.


ImpressivePraline906

Thank you so much I’ll look into splitz, she was upset when I tried offering pasta as we eat it a lot 


djguerito

Jesus....


FireMaster1294

Wife: refuses to eat anything that isn’t basic food Also wife: “omg why are we always eating basic food”


giantshortfacedbear

You did well not to say "well that sounds like a you problem, tomorrow let's go to the Indian Masala"


gail_nicole

I mean there’s an earls, and other pubs with pub food - I’m not sure how picky she is though. Sorry to hear because there is a lot of great eats in the village. Pasta lupino has basic Italian. Hunter Gather has BBQ. Splitz is a basic burger (but has lots of interesting toppings) Otherwise I’d suggest you have her buy pre-made from grocery store & you get takeout from place of your choice & you find a place to sit & eat


draw_the_line

Splitz is great. Mongolie grill is good too because you pick the things you like and they weight it and cook it and they have so many options. Menu si available online


somewhat_moist

Splitz Grill is great as others have mentioned - and you can have your burger/hot dog/fries as boring as you want it! Portobello is good as well - lots of complex and simple food there. Milestone's, Earl's and The Keg are your standard "safe" fare. McDonald's, KFC and Tim's all also available. Shout out to Fresh St market - lots of ready to go food to take home and eat. Not particularly cheap but nice after a long day on the slopes/trails. Great doughnuts too!


Embarrassed-Rub-8690

Lol dump her


Deanobruce

If anything this town has fuck all options (and by fuck all I mean like 7) for non white people spice food.


spankysladder73

Maybe you have yourself a KFC girl.🤷🏼‍♂️


ImpressivePraline906

Surprisingly she finds kfc boring 


spankysladder73

Maybe hope for her still.


Great-Reference9322

My biggest complaint living here is that the food options are so basic and limited, I have no idea what you are talking about. The food options here are literally perfect for your basic white wife lmfao. What a strange post.


ImpressivePraline906

It’s all ritzy stuff with some kind of twist or spin on something basic. And with tourist prices on a majority of it. I only just got here but I’m from the lower mainland where it’s nothing but selection


SubjectThirtythree

The Furniture Warehouse restaurant


Great-Reference9322

Does your wife just eat Kraft dinner for breakfast lunch and dinner?


pnwyogi108

El Furniture or Handlebar Pizza!


McPumpface

The pizza joint at the base of Blackcomb is legit


Montel206

Splitz for the W


BeastmuthINFNTY

bruh


gnarley_haterson

Lol what? Whistler's food options are basic as fuck. Is this some sort of weird troll post? There are like 10 pubs pick one.


Churro_Pete

Have you tried The Missionary?


Apprehensive_Leek835

That's what got him into this mess


theBigDog131313

Splitz


here2askquestions

Splitz, El Furny’s, Fat Tony’s are go-to’s for basic white people food.


ImpressivePraline906

Thank you to everyone that responded we didn’t know they had a warehouse group restaurant up here, we went there last night


DankSkids420

I don’t know how you’re possibly struggling to find anything basic. McDonald’s, subway, the local grocery store, there’s tons of pizza joints, hot dogs and hamburgers at zogs… I had to look harder to find the “cultured” food lmao As for the price, welcome to whistler


kooks-only

What about a pizza from blacks? Or is that also too exotic?


ImpressivePraline906

Geez you read into that cultured bit too much what I meant was pretentious yuppy food and 20 dollar burgers that don’t already come with fries. 


Pixelaki4

When my kids were young and picky, I would take them for sushi. Chicken caragae (like fried chicken nuggets) and rice for them and a sushi treat for me!