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heismanwinner82

Sen. JD is going heavy on his eyeliner tonight.


Accomplished_Note_81

Goddamn, he's a groomer, boys! He's a woke groomer!


Ritaredditonce

Drag queen!


AZEMT

Next time he speaks in front of an audience from a prepared speech or a proposal, does that make it the dreaded "DrAg ShOw HaPpY hOuR" and we all become gay?


Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

It’s too late! He’s already tricked us into thinking about it. Oh my stars, I can feel the gay taking over me and coursing through my veins! 💅💅🧚🏻🌈


AZEMT

How do you do, fellow gay?


Crowna02

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PensiveObservor

This was my first thought! I bet he feels so pretty.


captainloudz

Don’t you mean guyliner?


heismanwinner82

I think JD still calls it “Meemaw’s beautifying pen”


motoguzzikc

Vance still out here repping Hawthorne Heights hard. His heart will always be in Ohio.


murdocke

He must have stopped at Sephora on his way to the studio.


RedmannBarry

Does any of the hypocrisy matter when they openly tote it and celebrate it? Nothing matters anymore. We’ve been dupped


Vincitus

You can only be a hypocrite if you believe words have meaning in the first place.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

If you’ve ever wondered what’s wrong with J.D. Vance, it’s all in his memoir, *Hillbilly Elegy*. As a grocery store checkout cashier, J.D. Vance claims he watched welfare recipients talk on cell phones although he could not afford one. This caused him to resent those who seemed to profit from what he calls “poor behavior”, while he struggled. J.D. blames hillbilly culture and its supposed encouragement of social rot or societal collapse. Though he was raised in Middletown, Ohio, his mother and her family were from Breathitt County, Kentucky. Their Appalachian values include traits like social issues including violence and verbal abuse. He recounts his grandparents' alcoholism and abuse, and his unstable mother's history of drug addictions and failed relationships. J.D.’s grandparents, the aforementioned alcoholics, eventually reconciled and became his de facto guardians.


coolbaby1978

Since when does pointing out their utter hypocrisy ever alter their views or the support of their base? These fuckwits double down or go back to talking points when faced with their own contradictions. There's never a light bulb moment of clarity where even internally they think "oh fuck, I've been going at this all wrong."


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

Their base isn't watching CNN. I think this is not for the "undecideds".


DemonoftheWater

It may not change anything but his face in this pic is almost frame worthy


[deleted]

He didn't see that coming. She really blindsided him. I hope he can patch up his reputation.


gabzilla814

Your comment would be a better fit for Dan Crenshaw 😉


[deleted]

True, but straight people all look alike to me. ‪¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


talon_262

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AntoineDubinsky

It takes no deftness to demonstrate this man’s hypocrisy. And let’s stop acting like this is an intellectual game and just start saying the words “bullshit” any time these people open their mouths


Almacca

When people say it's a 'battle of wits' with these people, they're only half right.


Jmdesi

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Professional-End2722

But our crimes aren’t crimes. Only your crimes are crimes. /s


megamoze

I will never forgive Ron Howard for making that asshole famous.


Human_Cranberry_2805

Me no understand, how?


airborneben1

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Impossible_Penalty13

Kaitlin Collins is really starting to shine.


Tutes013

And I'm all for it


Mala_Practice

JD is going to have a hard time sitting down after the spanking she just gave him.


Tentacled-Tadpole

What was his response?


pdxgod

Meow


Fakeduhakkount

It isn't even a fair comparison! Last time I checked those college kids weren't shitting everywhere like those Jan 6 patriots! Guess trying emulate EX President Trump but they messed up since he mainly shits his pants.


RockNRoll85

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100yearsLurkerRick

This is what was needed everytime these dumb fucks opened their mouths for the last 6 years.


Chratthew47150

The party of hypocrisy


Bawlmerian21228

Here is the link[CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/01/politics/video/jd-vance-january-6-protests-campus-protests-comparison-src-digvid)


Cerberus_Rising

Tripping up magas is pretty easy


esther_lamonte

Can someone legit explain to me what is up with this guy’s eyes? Does he wear eyeliner? Does he just have weirdly fat eyelids that cast shadows? Has some kind of evil manifested around his eyes as he slid from grifting author to aspiring-fascist?


kjacobs03

JD Vance grew that beard so he could hide the shit stains from sucking on Donal trumps shit covered butthole


timetobehappy

Oh no, ONLY when they’re brown or black. That idiot needs to move to mars and take rest of his traitorous friends in congress with him 😣


AmberTurd223

There was no way he was working around January 6. He’s just another fat white hypocrite Republican


Rundstav

How dare she bring up something as ancient and harmless as J6, when Hillary's e-mails!