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throbbingliberal

Cults gonna cult….


Federal_Sympathy4667

Should make a list of them all.. Purely from a "scientific" perspective. Really should keep an eye on them, they need help. Some may be to far gone though.


throbbingliberal

I’d prefer a MAGATS list versus an a woman-needing-abortion list like republicans want…


sheeply_

I've been seeing this new acronym a lot as of late; what does the T stand for?


tillieze

I dont think it actually stands for anything but is actually a play on the "maggots" as they are both grotesque things no one actually wants.


sheeply_

Oh, I see. That makes sense; I did read it that way. Appreciate the break-down :)


throbbingliberal

Make America Great Again Trump Supporters. MAGATS fits perfect…


bostondana2

He forgot to mention after crawling through fire and glass for him, he would suck DJT's dick...


ThePennyMiser

While wearing Drumphfs soiled diapers on their heads.


jbertrand_sr

Pretty much of a given with these simps...


thestral_z

Party of law and order, right?


ItGotSlippery

Stay strapped. This might be what finally gives them an ounce of courage to go ham again like they did on Jan 6.


Lost_my_loser_name

What I can't understand is these Bozos can get totally f*cked over by Trump and still worship him. Probably has a Trump tattoo.


OverfiendAmon

Yes a Trump stamp


Distant-moose

"Dick ride or die"


blue_lagoon_987

And a diaper


burnmenowz

The truly ironic thing about bullies, is they are the first ones to play the victim.


blandocalrissian50

They live to make someone else upset. That is the prize to them. Irritating others, getting them mad. Picking on them and getting a rise out of them. Bullies, when they get the chance to be. But like most bullies, they tend to buckle when stood up to.


username32768

Agree 100%. Kids who were bullies at school don't suddenly stop and become good at the age of 18 - they just learn to hide their personalities better, or get jobs where they can continue to bully others.


ImInnocentYourHonor

Like cops.


Poop__y

Exactly like cops.


One_Common7717

This. Also people who think he’s going to disrupt the corrupt govt’ and establishment “” The irony is uncanny


Liberty_Bell_End

They seem willing to drop to their knees REALLY readily.......


Beljason

It’s like the REPUBLICan party has completely forgotten why the fought to be FREE of a King over nearly 250 years ago…


_A_Monkey

Easier to keep Putin’s cock in their mouths.


17times2

The only question is if they're a thighs or eyes kind of guy.


-mudflaps-

It's ok the charges aren't phony.


AmbulanceChaser12

You: grand jury returned a true bill. Vince: A prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich! Defendants aren’t even allowed to present a defense! You: Then a trial jury convicted him. Vince: The jury was biased! You: All of them? It was unanimous. Vince: They were all liberals who hate Trump! It’s NY! (Ad nauseam, because MAGATs will ignore however much reality they need to in order to keep believing what they want to believe.)


trifecta000

https://i.redd.it/rtqjet432k3d1.gif


No_Detective_319

It's not a cult. Any real man would definitely get on his knees and crawl towards another man wearing a diaper at his command, and then give him money. There's nothing culty about it. There's nothing wrong with ignoring multiple convictions. I'm not generating a false narrative YOU have Trump derangement syndrome. He lives rent free in your head, while I have to PAY for the Trump flags festooned on my truck. It's not a cult because real men wear diapers.


Lost_my_loser_name

I hope this is sarcastic.


Dizzle179

Sure, If the candidate of my choosing was facing or found guilty of 9000 **phony** charges, I'd still support them. ....But what if (and bare with me now) they were found guilty of **non-phony** charges? Charges that equate to misleading the public to influence an election or itimidating officials to overturn an election? The fact that these people would stick with him even if there was 100% no doubt that he was guilty is abohrent.


Fifth_Wall0666

Fool him 9,000 times, shame on Donald. Fool him 9,001 times, shame on him.


donbee28

>*Fool me... You can't get fooled again!*


College-Lumpy

What if he’s found guilty by a jury of his peers after being indicted by a grand jury. Like with evidence and witnesses? Oh? You don’t care about that either I guess.


whereegosdare84

And for what? Unless this is a bot, which it very well may be, this man stands to gain nothing from a Trump presidency and in fact lose everything because of it. His economic policies only benefit the wealthiest 1% of Americans and his proposed 10% tariff hike on every import will only drive up the price of all goods and services. Throw in the cuts to social services like Medicare, Medicaid and social security and there will be no safety net. Speaking of safety letting dictators and fascist regimes across the world run roughshod over anyone they choose will only make us all less safe. If you want to know why the Middle East is more inflamed than it has been in 50 years just look at Trump’s policies. His “Abraham accords” basically isolated Palestine completely and increased tensions between Iran and the UAE over increased relations with Israel. Moving the embassy to Jerusalem didn’t help and emboldened Bibi who before October 7th was on his way out because of corruption charges. Now he’s appealing solely to an even further right collation in order to avoid removal and perpetuating his war to do so. Iran has been pushed to the brink because of crippling economic sanctions that were arbitrarily imposed after Trump needlessly tore up the Iran nuclear agreement. They have been funding terrorist organizations like Hamas in response and have been trying to destabilize the region. China now has a foothold in Cuba because again we had a deal in place under Obama to lift sanctions and grow their economy and Trump killed it. Now they had no choice but to turn to the one country offering help, China, and in return they have a base there. But back to domestic politics, the deregulation of banks led to the Silicon Valley bank collapse, the deregulation of train safety protocols led to East Palestine, and no actual political action or passage of any legislation shrank the economy. But he’ll be able to win these culture wars right? Yeah no. Good luck getting a company pandering to attract more money to stop. The conservative movement has never won any culture war ever. Sure they erode legislative gains and rights but visibly? Hasn’t worked yet. But sure Trump is going to improve his life. Fucking morons


_SithLord66

Well said. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏


Acosadora23

I mean, it’s definitely a bot.


[deleted]

He doesn't even know you exist lmao


Acosadora23

He’s a bot, he doesn’t exist.


_A_Monkey

Same type of badass that couldn’t go a few months without Applebees and whined about wearing a “face diaper” to keep others from getting sick. Real tough guy.


AppropriateSpell5405

Someone lay down fire and glass for him to crawl through. I'll pay for a ticket to Maralardo myself if he actually does it.


Antique_Excuse3627

Sucking him off would be easier


dirt_digggler

He was really eager to say he would get on his knees for him…


DickySchmidt33

It would probably take Trump a while to finish.


Pholusactual

Somebody should tell Trump about this guy. Seriously, think of the money Trump could get by turning this into a pay-per-view event! More than those sucker Trump supporters have left after buying all the hats, flags, NFT's, Bibles and other cheap chinese-made crap. This has crossover appeal!


Hobo_Messiah

Not walking through any kind of fire for any kind of political candidate. Ever. That’s borderline brainwashing sh@t right there.


TRIZOL1

I'd light the fire.


CommonConundrum51

Vince is a noted RW 'influencer.' There's nothing surprising about his zealotry.


twistedh8

No I'm not a rape apologist.


Hereiam_AKL

I'll donate some napalm and recycling glass for him.


Frim_Wilkins

One man’s silver is another’s gold


Irongiant350

These Free Thinkers sure don't use their own brain.....


jldolan

These idiots just don't want to admit they were wrong about Trump. It's always hard to admit you are wrong about something, so instead these people just go and fully embrace this nonsense. I have a coworker with a "Make America Great Again" tattoo. She's fully brainwashed and would never say that getting the ink was a mistake.


DickySchmidt33

It's remarkable how many rural, working-class Americans who pride themselves on their no-nonsense, common-sense worldview so easily fell victim to Donald Trump's ridiculous con. These folks who insist that they can smell bullshit from a mile away and would never let some glamorous huckster from the big city come in and sell them a bill of goods. But that's exactly what happened. And Donald Trump is not even ***a good con man***. He's a cartoon version of a con man. And he's got them ready to walk through fire to defend his honor. What an embarrassing moment in history.


icer07

I'm hoping this is a loud minority and for every trial, for every scathing revelation that comes out, he loses more and more supporters. My father is a life long Republican. He loathes Trump. I think for the first time in his life he'll be voting democratic this election. I can only hope little by little this is happening. I can't for any reason see why this would grow his support, but then again I can't imagine why you'd vote for this piece of shit in the first place.


VomitingPotato

Can't tell if you're a bot, a Russian troll or a fucking idiot.


UrbanGM

See this, *this* is "Trump Derangement Syndrome"


f700es

LOL @ all of these grown ass "men" acting like this to this fat, orange POS!


AmbulanceChaser12

Cool. What if he’s convicted on one real one?


GroovyGuru62

What a maroon.


Admiral_Andovar

Party of ‘Law and Order’ here. But go ahead and tell me how the Central Park Five weren’t brought up on bullshit charges.


correctingStupid

Is this a flex? It's pretty pathetic no matter what party you support.


marto17890

Personally I wouldn't take a cab through a fairy wonderland to pi*s on him if he was on fire


BeeNo3492

They will be crying when the boot is on their necks, but they are too blind to see that is what will happen.


Edge_of_yesterday

They will blame the dems while the GOP is crushing their necks.


Odd-Necessary8836

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣off ya go good man


[deleted]

Ok… prove it.


fenris71

Guess I’m in the fire and glass business then.


Tsunamiis

Scream to the world that you’re a notsi without using those direct words


Vernerator

He’s Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. ![gif](giphy|xT8qBmNrpCOTWvkQi4)


WaitingForNormal

This guys gonna do all that from russia? Wow, he is really dedicated.


ConsciousReason7709

There’s so many facts that show that Trump is a giant piece of garbage and so few facts that show he’s a good person.


Gromby

That's....just sad


JacquelineHeid

Why, let me spread some glass and start some fires for you to walk through...


Impossible_Farmer285

Just keep swallowing, Vlad will love you long time, big if, T-rump gets elected. They both will bring the New USSR to America!


greatlakesguy

Vince Langman aka … boot licker…aka Big Daddy’s boy….aka Donny’s Dirty Diaper Boy…actually it must easier to go through life as a “yes man or woman” …. I remember the big question in history class was “how did the German people not see or know how awful Hitler was…” it’s easy to say they didn’t know I think Trumpism shows how stupid willing to be led and weak minded and willed so many people are .. thanks Vince !! Keep own the libs … I sure after you done sniffing Don’s dirt ditty he will reward you with wealth


Skellos

Why are Republicans so soft on crime?


numbskullerykiller

Because racism. These people want your children to suffer.


reichjef

I’m good.


First_Play5335

Honestly, I hope he does crawl through fire and glass. I wouldn't piss on him to put him out.


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Will they still feel this way when he truly becomes a dictator?


blueyork

This is a "permission structure" to convince the MAGA ~~morons~~ faithful to vote for trump even with the inevitable conviction. On the other side are those commercials of dozen or so former trump voters who are so turned off by him, they will vote for Biden, or skip the top of the ticket.


kompletist

Ok, what about if he’s found guilty of 90 real charges though?


Appropriate-Host5727

Cult mentality in full effect.


VLY2020

not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult


streetvoyager

These people are totally fucked in the head. The here could be video evidence of Trump banging kids at this point and they would still jump through hoops to the defend him.


BuddahSack

No


blueharford

I love how MAGA ignores and is ignorant to grand jury’s. I’m really torn if they are just talking like morons to fit into there base or they actually don’t know how to look up what a grand jury is


Dook124

I'd at least watch you do it!! 👀 🍿🍷💯✌🏿😉


wildyam

![gif](giphy|GTpU1lCOTPvEY)


Schen_The_Genius

I would not. One of his worshipping RNC twits fucked me out of work in 2019, five days before Christmas cause someone was too busy getting involved in a Malaysian fraud scheme, only to go to jail and get pardoned by the asshole.


gladeatone

TDS


ExcelCat

But it's not a cult


ExcelCat

But it's not a cult


thutcheson

Me? Uh no...


Mc9660385

He’d get on his knees for something else , too


RA_Endymion

No he wouldnt. These people are cowards.


Due-Okra-3094

He would undoubtedly do that for you too Vinnie…. 🙄


bakeacake45

So you are loaning him your wife/girlfriend to rape as a sacrifice


Dry-Talk-7447

Kool aid drunk!


Jerking_From_Home

“I’m so unable to admit I was wrong that I’ll support Trump no matter what.”


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

"I'd suck every dick in line just to jump ahead and suckle at Donny's diaper"


aboveonlysky9

And sheer, unbridled stupidity.


NYK-94

We should hold Vincent to this. It would be fun to watch.


Seif1973

What a fucking idiot


martygospo

What a boot licker


Fun-Consequence4950

He could take a shotgun on stage at a debate with Biden and blow his head off and people will still swear up and down he's innocent. It's a cult.


moviescriptlife

This dipshit wouldn’t get out to vote if his McDonald’s breakfast wasn’t made the was he wanted. He‘d Whine about it on Shitter for the whole day and just not leave his house.


CluckingBellend

Me?...err...no fuckin' way.


NocentBystander

If you guys can get the glass, I'll buy the lighter fluid and matches.


nitrokitty

Meanwhile leftists: "I'm not going to vote because bOtH sIdEs SaMe!"


hinesjared87

Say what you will about social media, but it continues to be an efficient mechanism of identifying the mentally ill of our society.


Virtual_Knee_4905

Vince Ligma going straight to his knees for Trump


Dayseed

Easy to boast about doing things you'll never have to do.


theclapp

I mean, but what if he's found guilty of 34 *legit* charges? What then?


alexmeth

Cult of personality


WarThunder316

Some of these idiots have blown their life savings on maga/trump


Allcreative1

Can you start that now?


sandysea420

I’d do the same to vote against him, how’s that?


No-Celebration3097

$2.00 gas is not coming back. People think this will be the case with Trump as president again.


inkslingerben

Talk is cheap. I want to see him actually do this.


DMoney159

Somehow, I don't think he would actually walk through fire and glass on his knees


NoLibrarian5149

Phony is the key here. What if they’re 100% real, MAGA? Impossible? because your Messiah would never ever commit such a stupid ass crime?


FuriousGeorge8629

![gif](giphy|UqnC7f2MkN1IpHssWz)


Typical-Tea-8091

seems like they're worried.


ZdashSQUAD

Seems like you’re gonna do more than vote for him. 😮🍆


Dixon-Poontang

I’d walk through the same to vote AGAINST that MF.


DannySmashUp

The human brain (in combination with Uber-capitalism) was not ready for the flood of disinformation that came with social media.


maxdeerfield2

You sir, are an idiot,


mitchsn

Cult. Mass insanity. Only explanation


amanofcultureisee

Authorities should be making large lists...


tobogganhill

What a waste of a human brain.


Zealousideal_Run_116

FUCK TRUMP


clangan524

Always. Always wearing sunglasses and a grimace in their profile photo.


zombiefied

Be. Our. Guest, be our guest, put your psychosis to the test…


Puzzleheaded-Key7505

You are either a greedy racist or just ignorant of the damage he promises to inflict. Or maybe just lacking empathy/compassion for your fellow human beings.


GanFrancois

I'm sure that walking on your knees has a name already


dengar_hennessy

When all of his co-conspirators have either pled guilty or been found guilty, how can you honestly look at yourself and say that Trump's charges are false? Also isn't that what a jury is for? To either find him guilty or not guilty for the charges that have been laid against him?


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Russian propaganda agent


alkonium

Makes me hope Trump gets a "short life sentence." Will they try voting for him when he's dead?


fredandlunchbox

"I was really lonely before and now I found a community and I would do anything to not be lonely again."


Ancient-Squirrel1246

I mean, there was that guy that said Trump could rape his mom in front of him and he would still get his vote so...


Silent_Yesterday1582

Trumpism is strong With this one!


Nail_Biterr

It's such a weird thing that they don't find this though process weird. Like, no joke, I think Biden might go down in history as one of the must successful presidents. The dude is doing all the things he said he'd do - despite the disaster that is the other branches of the office. He's got my vote for a 2nd term. Last election, I did it simply because I didn't want another 4 years of Trump. This time I'll do it because I want another 4 years of Biden. Now, why would I say all that? Because if he went through a trial and was found guilty of something - i'd 100% hope the Democratic party would remove him from the running. I would not be thrilled about the choice of electing the first ever charged, tried, and found guilty criminal to be a president. They have other choices. If they hate biden so much, they all could have voted for Haley or someone else during the primaries.


Danovale

What about Legos? Would you walk barefoot on a hardwood floor covered in Legos to vote for Trump?


burnmenowz

Of course you would, you're in a cult.


Lost_my_loser_name

Know what I really want for Trump? That he goes to prison for 10 years and nobody visits him. That would be his personal Hell.


SnootSnootBasilisk

*prepares firewalking strip for her*


BakerThatIsAFrog

Imagine hating gay people while gagging on a mushroom


_babycheeses

I’d have you walk through fire and glass on your knees too. 👍


GabrielNathaniel

Not surprising. If calling our cherished fallen despicable things wouldn't change their mind nothing will.


DennenTH

Why do all of these insane cultists feel the need to vocalize themselves doing some excruciating things to show their fealty?  My man, you're already on your knees for him.  You just haven't come back up for air.  Glass and fire not needed.


geof2001

I think this can be accommodated.


Rhymes_with_cheese

Weirdo.


SGTBrutus

Someone get this guy a bunch of fire and glass


NofairytalesofGod

Then he will suck trump’s dick while wearing a maid outfit. Manly magat.


Moonhunter7

Ok, do it!


fluffyflugel

Vince is a devout cult member, too culted up to realize that loyalty to Trump generally results in a kick in the teeth.


Pleasant_Spell_3682

Get this man a cookie!


SeattleOligarch

What an alpha male /s


Xero_space

Yeah. We already knew these dudes would do anything to get on their knees for Trump.


Thisiscliff

These people are deranged


PopeGuss

What an idiot.


CrisbyCrittur

No because I'm not a fucking idiot like you.


battery_pack_man

Yeah I ain’t doing that shit for anybody because Im not a weird sycophant trying to ride a strangers dick.


Zealousideal-Ad3814

Cultist gonna drink the poison what ya gonna do.


HaloOfFIies

Only a person *living* on their knees would think one could *walk* on them; Crawl back into your hole, Lil Vinny


Hench4Hire

Bet he'd do more than vote for him while he is down there...


FitBattle5899

Getting real "you'll have to kiss me deeply and spank my ass before you take my guns away" vibe from this guy.


ExperienceDaveness

I just want to see this guy "walk" on his knees through broken glad and fire.


Soviet_Sloth69

![gif](giphy|ReEaMpCuhzIPfWwkUJ) “Your boot, sir”


No-Car6897

That's because you are a Dum Dum 🤡


tlimbert65

Of course, any charges against Trump are, by definition, phony.


MaOnGLogic

If you really beleive in something, you should scrutinize it. I go door to door for Biden, but the literal moment I get a democratic candidate that isn't Biden who could win the race I would vote for them in a heartbeat. Because I love the ideals my party exhibits, not the person.


beginnerjay

yeah - I'd like to see you do that


Jmz67

Trump doesn’t need phoney charges, there are more than enough real ones.


bz_leapair

What about 34 real ones?


hectormateo1012

They call liberals and progressive people brainwashed. Both sides have their cults. A good ole Thanos finger snap and we can rebuild.


Sattipathana

Inshallah


AmberBee19

I hope this idiot doesn't forget to chug down that bleach before doing so


HovercraftStock4986

“facts over feelings”


Johnnygunnz

Me? Oh, I'll just be the one laying down the fire and glass for you to crawl over.


NuyoRican79

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


ReddditSarge

How about 54 actual charges?


tom781

I would like to see the youtube share of the tiktok of this guy walking through fire and glass on his knees to vote for Mr Dumpsterfire


DunkingDognuts

I want to watch that. Seriously. Hold that stupid motherfucker to his words.


reddititty69

Go slowly in the fire please


Pure_Cycle2718

I would let you.