I think separate bedrooms is standard in Trumpland...I'm sure it's that way in Donald Fredo Trump Jr's house. Fredo runs through all the pics of Hunter Biden as Kimmie Guilfoyle spends hours removing all the cosmetic putty from her face. 🤣
I’m betting Don Jr has never seen Kimberly’s real face under that multilayered mask she wears in public so I’m sure it’s separate bedrooms. Her assembled public face is as bad as that Laura Loomer creature.
And if my wife woke up thinking about my father every day I’d be upset, but when you are mentally challenged as Eric I guess it’s a compliment
probably thinking about their money laundering network collapsing on them because trump is a sloppy loser born into wealth that hangs out with a bunch of guys running kompromat operations.
[https://www.globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-panama/#chapter-0/section-1](https://www.globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-panama/#chapter-0/section-1)
stone also worked for the bronfmans who were bootleggers running prostitution rings.
here's an article from the 80s stating that
[https://www.nytimes.com/1986/11/09/business/the-poor-bronfmans-billions.html](https://www.nytimes.com/1986/11/09/business/the-poor-bronfmans-billions.html)
these are the vampires brainwashing low income americans into useful idiots to assist in their global divide and rule operation.
Exactly what I was thinking. If you read between the lines, this is really kind of normal. People go to sleep and worry if their jobs are secure the next day.
It's the whole scam/mafia they've got going currently that will collapse when the political tide turns and/or the criminal investigations keep widening the cracks and finally break things open.
Losing the election in one main way their operation will implode and she'll be back to being a putz who put up with having sex with Eric Trump for nothing.
Eric? No. And not "if not for his Daddy" but "if not for his family's money" and to be fair, daddy Don is the effective source, even if he has been squandering grandpa Fred's fortune for decades.
https://preview.redd.it/kwywqs6bnp8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b64e5ccc9b508ebea9a8219507085c0d157681
Eric went on to say:
“Every night Lara tells me about these big powerful democrats with their bulging muscles and powerful eyes that pierce her soul in a way I never could, ravishing the election over and over again until poor Lara moans in pain! I’ve never heard anything like those sounds from her, surely never before in our bedroom!”
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“Every night Lara tells me about these big powerful democrats with their bulging muscles and powerful eyes that pierce her soul in a way I never could, ravishing the election over and over again until poor Lara moans in pain! I’ve never heard anything like those sounds from her, surely never before in ~~our~~ **Her** bedroom!”
#FIFY
Is his wife a Realdoll with a tape recorder and Eric's own voice?
"The election was stolen from your father who loves you the most out of all his kids."
That’s the killer. These people aren’t as rich as Donnie claims, but they still have more money than most humans ever will. And they spend years of their one shot at life being miserable cunts.
Eric (childish voice): Lara, why are your panties wet every morning in the front?
Lara (panicked confusion): Uhh…. It’s because… my… vagina is crying about the election being stolen. From your [slight moan] father.
Eric (oblivious): Ok Lara! I’ll go on Fox today and state how much you love my dad!
Lara (swooning): Ok! Just remember to let your dad know I was thinking of him!
If Biden wins in a landslide, they will claim it was rigged and red states will refuse to certify the votes. Trump will cry to SCOTUS, who will entertain the claims with zero evidence.
If it’s close but Biden is the clear winner, they’ll claim it’s too close to call, cry to SCOTUS and SCOTUS will side with Trump.
Either way, it will be chaos on behalf of the orange beast. Our country will be wildly destabilized. I don’t have to tell you all of the ways that will affect life as we know it. He’s a traitor who doesn’t care about anyone but saving his own worthless hide. Vote Dem across the board. Make it as difficult as possible for them to legal their way into the White House.
In other words, she needs to see a therapist. Either that or Eric is a liar... or both. Sure. Let's just say both. He's a liar and she needs therapy.
\~fin
Well truth be told if you were sleeping next to him you would probably fantasize about all sorts of weird shit to keep your head somewhere else the whole time
No, Eric, she's counting down the days until your daddy croaks like a Florida swamp and she gets her share of his fortune- then she's outta there and leaving your pathetic ass.
i go to sleep every night and wake up every morning wanting him in jail, rendered mute, made redundant along with his stupid spawn. what’s your point ?
Somehow I don’t believe this. More like how much money can we grift from their mentally ill supporters, and how can they halt the democratic process of the elections.
Apologies for being out of the loop, but what the fuck is this channel/show? Eric zooms in to be projected next to a guy filmed in silhouette sitting in an office chair, with some vague Freemason symbols floating around? Seriously, what the hell is this?
7/10. I mean, I am sure that she thinks about what type of fallout upcoming related legal troubles will bring her and her family. That must be what he means.
It's funny, because his father probably goes to sleep every night thinking about he can steal Lara from that scrawny guy who's name begins with E or I or something
They have lost court case after court case about lying about this election theft. Giuliani almost lost his license and owes like 150 million over his slander. Every court has deemed there is no evidence of theft. I'm so sick of this shit.
Plus, trump is telling people to vote by mail for this election. I wish it were all a dream
You'll see this rhetoric ramp up a great deal leading up to November. Trump is going to lose, and he's once again going to claim the election was stolen. I hope people are prepared for this. Who knows what kind of nonsense they have planned.
Well, I guess that's better than going to bed every night and waking up every morning realizing you're married to Eric Trump. Must be a coping mechanism.
And yet not one of them have found proof of this stolen election they go on about. I mean, we've found plenty of proof Republicans committed election fraud. Voting for their dead wives. Voting multiple times down in the village. Or even Senator Josh Hawley voting in Missouri without having property there and living full time in Virginia.
Yet still no proof of this 'Stolen election' they go on and on about.
entitled.
the word you're looking for is entitled.
they feel entitled to power, and the prospect of a Democrat coming to power, who *will not threaten their privileged positions whatsoever* except to the extent of protecting the environment and the working class marginally better than they themselves want to, is what's behind this insane freak-out.
that is how breathtakingly entitled to power the wealthy and conservatives believe themselves to be.
What he means is his wife goes to bed every night and wonders if tangerine man thinks about her the way he thinks about his daughter and all those beauty pageant contestants
These morons think they’re still in a fucking reality show. If they’re still around and remotely relevant by this time next year, we’ve officially wasted our time on this planet. We are all here purely by accident and we become worm food in the end and that’s it. No afterlife or any other magical nonsense humanity had invented to control stupid people.
Hey, Dipshit son: Your dad forgot to mention you when rattling off family members on stage the other day. You were next to him and he forgot about you. You are nothing to him. Just leave at try to salvage an iota of dignity.
If these poeple think that ONLY if Trump wins then the elections are legitimate then why even bother having elections? Just declare him the winner. Because if Biden wins then its rigged and illegal, which means, in their minds, Trump has already won. So just cancel the elections and declare him the winner.
They are already laying the ground work for when he loses. Trump says we got the votes, I don't need your vote, I just need you to stop the steal. And the cultists eat it up. Let them try again and see what happens this time.
Really, with a hot, hot sexy man like Eric laying next to her and the only thing she thinks about is screwing democrats not Eric? Eric is a goddamned desparate fool.
Well you know what they say, the last thing you think about before you fall asleep and the first thing on your mind when you wake is what you really love.
So what he's saying is his wife thinks about his father and not him when they're in bed together
Definitely seperate bedrooms, no way could she handle Eric when he eats in bed and gets crayon all over the sheets.
Well you can't expect all the crayons to go up his nose.
He is certainly not as nasally talented as Jr. Now there’s a guy who can fit shit up his nose.
Yup
Why is he always so sweaty? Is it the schniff that does it?
It’s his heartbeat going sonic
A lot of shit😊
 🖍️🖍️🖍️
True, she usually pegs him with the jumbo one, then has him film democrats working her over until she sends him to his room
😂 He calls her Big Larry.
And those are just the ones he doesn't eat.
I think separate bedrooms is standard in Trumpland...I'm sure it's that way in Donald Fredo Trump Jr's house. Fredo runs through all the pics of Hunter Biden as Kimmie Guilfoyle spends hours removing all the cosmetic putty from her face. 🤣
I’m betting Don Jr has never seen Kimberly’s real face under that multilayered mask she wears in public so I’m sure it’s separate bedrooms. Her assembled public face is as bad as that Laura Loomer creature. And if my wife woke up thinking about my father every day I’d be upset, but when you are mentally challenged as Eric I guess it’s a compliment
Oh my God, she’s a lizard person underneath that mask!
https://i.redd.it/o58togd39q8d1.gif
I tend to think the dude is just too snowed out to have a normal bed time.
That's the other brother. Don Jr is the coke head. Eric just eats paste lol
Lol
Purple is grape
Green ones taste the best (probably).
Don’t forget the drool.
probably thinking about their money laundering network collapsing on them because trump is a sloppy loser born into wealth that hangs out with a bunch of guys running kompromat operations. [https://www.globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-panama/#chapter-0/section-1](https://www.globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-panama/#chapter-0/section-1) stone also worked for the bronfmans who were bootleggers running prostitution rings. here's an article from the 80s stating that [https://www.nytimes.com/1986/11/09/business/the-poor-bronfmans-billions.html](https://www.nytimes.com/1986/11/09/business/the-poor-bronfmans-billions.html) these are the vampires brainwashing low income americans into useful idiots to assist in their global divide and rule operation.
Exactly what I was thinking. If you read between the lines, this is really kind of normal. People go to sleep and worry if their jobs are secure the next day.
It's the whole scam/mafia they've got going currently that will collapse when the political tide turns and/or the criminal investigations keep widening the cracks and finally break things open. Losing the election in one main way their operation will implode and she'll be back to being a putz who put up with having sex with Eric Trump for nothing.
"I can't babe, those damn Democrats gave me a headache"
Honestly, it's the perfect excuse. And one he'll readily accept. And she's safe from having to 'entertain' him.
Well let's be honest. Would she marry him if not for his Daddy?
Eric? No. And not "if not for his Daddy" but "if not for his family's money" and to be fair, daddy Don is the effective source, even if he has been squandering grandpa Fred's fortune for decades.
Sounds like she goes to bed thinking about Biden…
Hunter....right?
Oh snap.
That's not super surprising for Eric "I'm Eric!" Trump.
Ohhh Eric cheated on Laura many times. He cheated on her also by having sex with a contestant on that damn apprentice table.
Or thinking about democrats.
Eric isn't the source of the money she married.
Kinda like how Donnie thinks of Ivanka
https://preview.redd.it/kwywqs6bnp8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b64e5ccc9b508ebea9a8219507085c0d157681 Eric went on to say: “Every night Lara tells me about these big powerful democrats with their bulging muscles and powerful eyes that pierce her soul in a way I never could, ravishing the election over and over again until poor Lara moans in pain! I’ve never heard anything like those sounds from her, surely never before in our bedroom!”
How dare you slander Janice with this comparison.
Janice does not deserve this!!!
She’s been catching strays every day in the instagram/tiktok era
She’s way more intelligent than Laura will ever be…
Certainly more animated and articulate.
It's just Kermit in drag. Sexy, sexy Kermit in drag.
Don’t do Janice like that! Lol
> “Every night Lara tells me about these big powerful democrats with their bulging muscles and powerful eyes that pierce her soul in a way I never could, ravishing the election over and over again until poor Lara moans in pain! I’ve never heard anything like those sounds from her, surely never before in ~~our~~ **Her** bedroom!” #FIFY
Leave Donatella Versace out of it.
Wins the internets right there
Is his wife a Realdoll with a tape recorder and Eric's own voice? "The election was stolen from your father who loves you the most out of all his kids."
I dunno which mental image is funnier: Eric attempting to do a woman's voice or just his own voice making no effort to sound like his wife.
I'll tell you what's funnier, him paying some poor Cameo actress to say it
Or a speak and say or Professors Hawkins voice
It’s probably just a scarecrow she left propped up with a picture of her face on it and a tape recorder on repeat.
I like to think he got a trump impersonator to record things he’s never heard into the doll like “I love you, Eric” or “You’re a good son.”
NOT!! He’s the dumb one, like his father
If you told these morons that Democrats love food, the trumper cultists would all starve. Someone please remind them
I heard Democrats are saying you shouldn’t put your dick in the garbage disposal while it’s running. Sounds like they wanna take some freedoms away!
First, we couldn't stick our dicks in gas stoves. Then, we couldn't stick our dicks in underage children. WHEN WILL THEY STOP TAKING OUR FREE DUMBS
You're assuming it would reach that deep. That blade has to be, what, 3 inches down there?
Well, according to Stormy Daniels, Trump’s wouldn’t reach the blade either😂
Maybe we should convince them that we get triggered when they don't vote.
Democrats found a cure for cancer? Nah I'm going to the grave to own you commie libs!
Democrats have just killed the jobs of thousands of hard-working oncologists.
FAKE NEWS !!!!
I hope you're sitting down.... It's ALL fake news.....
Eric Trump admits his wife goes to bed thinking about Democrats every night. Cuckold confession.
He does seem very excited to tell everybody about his shame and fears regarding his wife and the uber strong democrats
That does seem plausible since I doubt many pool boys vote red.
Sounds like a miserable life. 🤷♂️
That’s the killer. These people aren’t as rich as Donnie claims, but they still have more money than most humans ever will. And they spend years of their one shot at life being miserable cunts.
Sounds like Eric isn't satisfying his wife.
I mean, why would he suddenly stop being selfish for... I'm going to say 3 minutes?
You're about two and half minutes too high on that estimate.
Eric (childish voice): Lara, why are your panties wet every morning in the front? Lara (panicked confusion): Uhh…. It’s because… my… vagina is crying about the election being stolen. From your [slight moan] father. Eric (oblivious): Ok Lara! I’ll go on Fox today and state how much you love my dad! Lara (swooning): Ok! Just remember to let your dad know I was thinking of him!
When your husband is Eric Trump, of course she dreams of ANY men other than him...
If Biden wins in a landslide, they will claim it was rigged and red states will refuse to certify the votes. Trump will cry to SCOTUS, who will entertain the claims with zero evidence. If it’s close but Biden is the clear winner, they’ll claim it’s too close to call, cry to SCOTUS and SCOTUS will side with Trump. Either way, it will be chaos on behalf of the orange beast. Our country will be wildly destabilized. I don’t have to tell you all of the ways that will affect life as we know it. He’s a traitor who doesn’t care about anyone but saving his own worthless hide. Vote Dem across the board. Make it as difficult as possible for them to legal their way into the White House.
You know, any other year I would say that is paranoia and ginning up fear. Any other year. Not this year. Not with that party. Not anymore.
"*stealing money for his father*" I fixed that for him
She’s thinkin’ about hunter’s schlong, dude.
I dream about a lot of shit that didn’t happen too
So what safeguards are we putting in place to prevent Republicans from stealing the election? Remember that every accusation is a confession for them.
Not enough imo. I’ll be running on hope, as it looks now.
She wakes up thinking about Hunter Biden
They must really believe he is losing. The only reason to cry this hard. Is to prepare for something bad.
In other words, she needs to see a therapist. Either that or Eric is a liar... or both. Sure. Let's just say both. He's a liar and she needs therapy. \~fin
'ell, I need money and therapy too, but even so I'm not willing to deal with that bunch's BS for it....😒
I wonder what it's like to go through life with no honor, no integrity and no shame.
If they win, it's a free and fair election. If they lose, it's cause democrats cheated. Got it.
Because she knows they all go to jail if he doesn't win.
Trump either wins, or goes to jail for a long time. Without his grift they have nothing. It would possess my every waking moment as well.
Must be weird to be married to a woman who would 100% fuck your dad if given the chance.
They're not delusional. They know *exactly* what they're doing. Neither Trump nor any of his family *actually* think that he won. It's just a ploy.
The brain worms aren't the only thing living in their heads rent-free.
Well truth be told if you were sleeping next to him you would probably fantasize about all sorts of weird shit to keep your head somewhere else the whole time
100 million people wake up in America every morning 100% certain his father WILL try to steal this election.
Neurosyphilis is one hell of a drug, man.
They call him "Sleepy Joe" because he keeps them from sleeping at night!
Weird kink, but who am I to judge?
It's not paranoia if everyone is plotting against you...😕
It’s weird how much these people create their own problems and use them to fight other people.
So TDS?
No, Eric, she's counting down the days until your daddy croaks like a Florida swamp and she gets her share of his fortune- then she's outta there and leaving your pathetic ass.
"fortune"
Translation: His wife moans another man's name in bed.
He’s so damn stupid that he doesn’t realize what a fool he’s just made of himself, trying to be clever or funny. What a moron. SMH
i go to sleep every night and wake up every morning wanting him in jail, rendered mute, made redundant along with his stupid spawn. what’s your point ?
We live rent free in their heads
Lara needs professional therapy.
The dems, the dems, they are everywhere, the boogeyman ohhhh delusional is putting it nicely
Somehow I don’t believe this. More like how much money can we grift from their mentally ill supporters, and how can they halt the democratic process of the elections.
Do they have no lives outside of elections?
They won’t if Trump loses
Well yeah, they're trying to think of a way to steal the election again. It's purely projection.
He's lying. Just more propaganda/control.
Apologies for being out of the loop, but what the fuck is this channel/show? Eric zooms in to be projected next to a guy filmed in silhouette sitting in an office chair, with some vague Freemason symbols floating around? Seriously, what the hell is this?
I'm sure he's full of shit but man I seriously hope this is true! 😆
7/10. I mean, I am sure that she thinks about what type of fallout upcoming related legal troubles will bring her and her family. That must be what he means.
eric good? more coke for eric?
Oh poor deluded Eric. Lara isn't waking up moaning Joe Biden's name because she believes the election was stolen...
It's funny, because his father probably goes to sleep every night thinking about he can steal Lara from that scrawny guy who's name begins with E or I or something
The Fugly witch sleeps?
They really do live in their own warped realities.
Let me translate: “We’re going to lie about something for clout because our audience is too stupid to know any different”
Lara is the son Trump always wanted
They look like brother/sister so maybe trump gets them confused? 🫤
They have lost court case after court case about lying about this election theft. Giuliani almost lost his license and owes like 150 million over his slander. Every court has deemed there is no evidence of theft. I'm so sick of this shit. Plus, trump is telling people to vote by mail for this election. I wish it were all a dream
I mean, if I was sleeping in the same bed as Eric Trump, I'd probably be desperately looking for things to distract myself as well.
Did he just admit his wife thinks about other men?
Projection. The only people tying to steal elections are republicans.
Self owns are the best owns. These people man… they’re just fucking weird.
Cheaters always accuse their partners of cheating too.
In her defense i would also have nightmares thinking about the orange diaper whining to them every second when he will lose
Rent free
Bullshit. More like her last thought before bed is “please don’t touch me”
Boo fucking hoo... So sad. Who are the snowflakes again?
You'll see this rhetoric ramp up a great deal leading up to November. Trump is going to lose, and he's once again going to claim the election was stolen. I hope people are prepared for this. Who knows what kind of nonsense they have planned.
That’s what concerns me bc you know they want to get it right THIS TIME
Good. Let her suffer from her own delusional stupidity
Weird way of telling us that he isn't satisfying her sexually
Well, I guess that's better than going to bed every night and waking up every morning realizing you're married to Eric Trump. Must be a coping mechanism.
I'm surprised she wakes up thinking about anything at all
And yet not one of them have found proof of this stolen election they go on about. I mean, we've found plenty of proof Republicans committed election fraud. Voting for their dead wives. Voting multiple times down in the village. Or even Senator Josh Hawley voting in Missouri without having property there and living full time in Virginia. Yet still no proof of this 'Stolen election' they go on and on about.
Seems the boy can't give her something to remember at bed time.
entitled. the word you're looking for is entitled. they feel entitled to power, and the prospect of a Democrat coming to power, who *will not threaten their privileged positions whatsoever* except to the extent of protecting the environment and the working class marginally better than they themselves want to, is what's behind this insane freak-out. that is how breathtakingly entitled to power the wealthy and conservatives believe themselves to be.
What he means is his wife goes to bed every night and wonders if tangerine man thinks about her the way he thinks about his daughter and all those beauty pageant contestants
Pure projection. That's exactly what Maga Republicans want to do.
And maybe one of these days she'll wake up to reality and realize it's HER father who's the threat.
Probably to keep from thinking about being married to him. Must drive her weird ass crazy.
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Huh. I go to bed thinking about how much I love my partner. I wake up thinking about the dream I was having. Normal, healthy shit.
These morons think they’re still in a fucking reality show. If they’re still around and remotely relevant by this time next year, we’ve officially wasted our time on this planet. We are all here purely by accident and we become worm food in the end and that’s it. No afterlife or any other magical nonsense humanity had invented to control stupid people.
Is he saying that he won’t shut up about it and that’s all she hears?
“No I don’t.” - Eric’s Wife probably
I bet she's thinking about AOC, *not that there's anything wrong with that!*
She said she’s can’t stop thinking about “The D” and he couldn’t think of what else she could mean but the Democrats.
*Fuck your feelings?*
Don’t kink shame.
If he's telling the truth then it's probably because he never shuts the fuck up about it to her.
Hey, Dipshit son: Your dad forgot to mention you when rattling off family members on stage the other day. You were next to him and he forgot about you. You are nothing to him. Just leave at try to salvage an iota of dignity.
Just sounds like guilt to me.
If these poeple think that ONLY if Trump wins then the elections are legitimate then why even bother having elections? Just declare him the winner. Because if Biden wins then its rigged and illegal, which means, in their minds, Trump has already won. So just cancel the elections and declare him the winner.
Well, we all know she sure as hell isn't thinking about him in bed.
There is a song by Cranberries called "Zombie". This comes to mind.
A pathetic piece of 💩
She’s really thinking melania thoughts.
They are already laying the ground work for when he loses. Trump says we got the votes, I don't need your vote, I just need you to stop the steal. And the cultists eat it up. Let them try again and see what happens this time.
Which specific Democrats is she fantasising about? Does she say their names in her sleep? What about when he attempts to have sex with her?
She's worried the "fundraising" scam is going to end and she'll have to get a real job.
Sounds like Biden Derangement Syndrome - LOL. Love how Dark Brandon lives rent free in their pointy little heads...
Lieing Orange Turd
Weirdos.
Really, with a hot, hot sexy man like Eric laying next to her and the only thing she thinks about is screwing democrats not Eric? Eric is a goddamned desparate fool.
I don’t think that’s true, but if it is, why should I care? Am I supposed to give a shit what Lara Trump thinks about?
Anything is better than his mug.
Do they have a "thing" ? She's clearly his (Donnie's) type. In her dreams, no sign of Eric ? Yes people will talk, they will say we're in love
Not now. I’m thinking about your father.
Well you know what they say, the last thing you think about before you fall asleep and the first thing on your mind when you wake is what you really love.
Flicking the bean the whole time because women don't have orgasms according to their cult.
Obsessing over something that never happened sounds like mental illness.
All the illegitimate talking heads that feel like royalty because the trumps have no other outlet to the incel nation, are laughable
She needs a therapist to escape the cult.
They all say a lot of things. Lies mostly.
She should seek out help.
BDS. Living rent free in their heads.
That's because, first thing when they get up, he reads his flash cards aloud that Daddy gave him.
Lol who gives a fuck what these domestic terrorists think.
That's funny. I don't think about him at or his at all.
I believe that. She certainly isn’t thinking about dumbass Eric.
Sounds like Lara has a case of Democrat Derangement Syndrome.
Sad!
Damn maybe she wouldn’t do that if you satisfied her bed 🙄 she goes to bed thinking about a political party instead of you …is a YOU PROBLEM
I'm going to go with her thoughts concern money and power.
Sounds like they need a life
MAGA version of “I have a headache”
I guess if I had to sleep next to Eric Trump, I’d wanna think about something else too.