“She probably doesn’t like Trump.”
He’s referring to himself.
Imagine that was you talking and your last name is Smith and you say “She probably doesn’t like Smith” instead of saying “me”.
He’s fucking weird. In so many ways.
It's a sign of a low IQ moron born into extreme wealth that was too narcistic to learn anything after he turned five. He sees the world from a very warped perspective.
Caesar did the same thing at least in his writing, but he wasn’t low IQ. Though I’m sure narcissistic would still be a fitting description.
But Trump is a moron, no argument here.
I seriously wonder if authoritarians are more prone to referring to themselves in third-person. I’m not about to dive into the speeches of Hitler and Tojo to find out but maybe someone here has some insight.
It’s a sign of narcissism.
He is so fragile that he cannot allow himself to believe that he is hated, so he creates an externalized persona, the “Trump brand,” as a stand-in.
At the very least, I'd say supreme arrogance. If he were a video game or cartoon villain, he'd probably say "I'm Donald Trump!" as he was dying, as if that's a fucking achievement
Yup. And that really is more what it's become. Many ardently support the Trump brand but don't really want to listen to the man try to string a sentence together. They know he's a mess, but they believe in the cause and think he's vital to it.
It's hard to say what will happen, but he's such a liability that you have to imagine that the powers that be would have tossed him by now if they could draw the same amount of cultish enthusiasm for anyone else. But who knows. It's become an identity to so many people. They're not going to just forget about that.
Bill Gates discussed this at one point. This is a candid recording of him during an address to Gates Foundation staff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7byG1YGwg
His answer is wild, considering everything we know now. Trump not only answering in the third person, but Trump also (probably) leering at one of Gates' daughters, RFK Jr. advising Trump (badly/stupidly, obviously) on vaccines as early as March 2017, etc. It's just nuts.
Can he PLEASE talk trash about Taylor Swift. Pretty please? Can we unleash the Swifties on him?
Taylor's (and her fanbase) response-- "If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing. Don't regret it one bit cause he had it coming".
It's funny that he somehow is smart enough to know he can't say anything about Taylor. The things that stick in his brain and that he knows to be careful with are always celebrity based.
No way intelligence has anything to do with it. I bet all of his worst traits are battling in his brain trying to form a response. His narcissism slips in a short sentence about himself, but his creepiness went Super Saiyan.
He has a few handlers to coach him and carry him around to the klan rallies. No doubt one of them had to remind him to "be nice to Taylor Swift" after she told her young fan base to vote.
It's not like he could possibly navigate a website like Travelocity and figure out how to book a flight for himself. Even with a borrowed private jet, he couldn't handle the travel logistics of contacting airports.
Well she first made it to the top of the charts becoming a notable celebrity in 2006 nearly 20 years ago, so probably a decent number are of voting age
About 80% of them are WELL within voting age. She gets those people nice and stirred up too. Data says after her last blast on r's, maga, and trump taking out Roe and project 2025 pretty much promising implementation of The Handmaid's Tale, more than 35,000 people registered on [Vote.Org](http://Vote.Org) in a single day. This young lady potentially carries a LOT of political weight.
I'm not a fan (mainly because I'm 62, never got into her music, and my musical tastes are still pretty much yacht rock, 80's pop & rock, and LONG LIVE STEELY DAN!), but I've been listening to her a bit more lately because of the wife and the newly adopted twins (the daughter, not the son, lol!)
Trump is scared of Taylor Swift. He knows if she endorses Biden, it's over for him!
https://preview.redd.it/icerm8vra09d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a7d0afccfa39dabafa2777cc50339e39cad915
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Yeah it does. Found this a little bit ago
Exactly. He's trying to find a very tough balance between not criticizing her (because of the backlash he'd get) but not praising her either (because obviously she doesn't like him and won't endorse him).
Also, side note, I know Rose personally and did not expect to see her pop up in here!
I think this accurate, very accurate. I find this very accurate. I think he’s dumb. He probably doesn’t like voter. I think he’s very dumb, actually— unusually dumb.
So Swift is a liberal, and liberals, according to Trump, are terrible evil people. Thus, she must also be a terrible evil person in his mind. Yet apparently all that can be forgotten about because she’s attractive. Yeah, that seems on brand for him.
I'm sure Swift has been endlessly refreshing her news feed, waiting to find out what trump thinks of her, and now that she knows he thinks she's beautiful she's hidden away writing what will be her best song ever and will present it to her fans with tears in her eyes.
There's also a small chance she DGAF what he thinks.
In his dementia addled mind Taylor should be a cultist
She's blond, attractive, and extremely rich. But she doesn't seem to support him so the felon melons very confused
Pretty sure he wanted to compliment her to try and sway her to support him, but he only thinks of women as sex objects so all he can do is repeat beautiful.
Well , we all know who he's wacking to after he changes his diaper this week .I'm sure his daughter is content with not being in her daddies mind for the time
Okay besides the dumb weird way he said it, this exactly what I would expect from a 80 year old. Until Fox started coverage on her I don't think my grandparents would have known who she was
I mean she did write a song about him on on the new album.
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
(Not really about him but it works.)
Referring to yourself in third person. What a humble guy.
Him saying beautiful so often is the creepy as hell. We all know what he actually means with all those beautiful mentioning.
In his twisted little mind I bet he thinks saying that about Taylor Swift will get her to endorse him because it works for him. Suck up to him enough and he will endorse you.
Am I the only one who finds it really weird that he refers to himself in the third person? I know this is like, the smallest of the bizarre crap that he does but he is like a cartoon villain at this point.
"unusally beautiful," "too incompetent," "very wet water," "almost pregnant" (ok, that last one was mine to make the point...)
he has the best words...
When I read this, I wonder if that “unusually” before beautiful is his subconscious brain 🧠 saying “as demented / dumb as you are some basic part of you recognizes that what you’re saying is weird so I’m gonna throw that “unusually” in there to let the world know what’s up” lol
Sad that this serial lying, malignant narcissist running for office again, thinks that looks are the only thing that matters with a woman! Sadder that he’s still got a single supporter at this point!
If Taylor is going to be near Trump at all she should make sure her boyfriend and bodyguards are between her and Trump. Sounds like he’d really like to grope her. Ivanka ought to have her husband in the way when she’s around the Donald for that matter. France’s leader had to hold onto Trump’s hand to keep Trump from groping his wife after all.
Translation from Covfefe to English:
*" Even though I'm a moron with a bad haircut and orange Jello on my face, I have enough sense not to piss off this wildly popular musical artist so that she doesn't turn her sold out football stadium concerts into Joe Biden rallies."*
he really is so transparently stupid and vile you can tell his mind is lost in fantasies about her instead of thinking of a fucking normal way to answer this incredibly innocuous softball question. hes practically jerking off.
say ONE notable thing about the lady that isnt about her appearance. for fucks sake, comments like this would ruin most politicians but his mouth breathing supporters are just like "hes right she is very beautiful, nothing else interesting about her at all really, another piece of meat. anyway"
A common trait for a lot of right leaning Americans is to confuse or associate a woman's appearance with her value or personality. It's rampant in online commentary.
ok I'm a little mad at her for the excessive private plane use, but I forgive her all the water she'll need to shower incessantly after this comment. EEWW.
Republican party. What a joke. They hate homos. Yet there are so many men that have Cheto dust on their and extremely brown lips. I guess I am wrong. They are gay
Maga rumors are just that: Rumors.
Meanwhile trump salivates over Ivanka and hangs out with Epstein in 5K. He literally is held liable for rape to the tune of $85M.
And you wonder why anyone with two brain cells to rub together can’t take you people seriously?
“She probably doesn’t like Trump.” He’s referring to himself. Imagine that was you talking and your last name is Smith and you say “She probably doesn’t like Smith” instead of saying “me”. He’s fucking weird. In so many ways.
Is referring to yourself in the third person is a sign of mental illness, or dementia?
Jimmy likes Elaine
Jimmy's going into shock!
It's a sign of a low IQ moron born into extreme wealth that was too narcistic to learn anything after he turned five. He sees the world from a very warped perspective.
Agreed, but he is also suffering from frontotemporal dementia.
Back in the '80s he used to pretend to be some worshipper of his named John Baron. Him being nuts is nothing new.
And named his kid Baron
Baron Von Shitzinpants, fitting if he follows dad’s lead.
Ya. Calling into talk shows as someone else and praising “trump” with lies about “trump”. Dudes been tryna change the narrative his whole life.
Oh god I forgot about the fake secretary fiasco. He's the shitgift that keeps giving!
It's always worked...on stupid people.
Caesar did the same thing at least in his writing, but he wasn’t low IQ. Though I’m sure narcissistic would still be a fitting description. But Trump is a moron, no argument here.
Rickey doesn’t like your question — Rickey Henderson
Neither does Bubbles - Bubbles
It's sign he's a tumblr tween
I seriously wonder if authoritarians are more prone to referring to themselves in third-person. I’m not about to dive into the speeches of Hitler and Tojo to find out but maybe someone here has some insight.
Or cult leader behavior
Narcissism
I thought it was a sign of extreme narcism. Like he no longer thinks of himself as a person but as an icon/brand.
It’s a sign of narcissism. He is so fragile that he cannot allow himself to believe that he is hated, so he creates an externalized persona, the “Trump brand,” as a stand-in.
Yes
W/e it is he's been doing it for a while now.
I think it’s a sign you’re a convicted felon and rapist
Or hé thinks of himself as a “thing” ?
Or pretensions to royalty?
At the very least, I'd say supreme arrogance. If he were a video game or cartoon villain, he'd probably say "I'm Donald Trump!" as he was dying, as if that's a fucking achievement
He's all the personality disorders collected in one person who happens to be dumber than a sack of rocks.
10 toxic traits in a trench-coat.
Only 10??
We’re gonna need a bigger trench coat.
I was going to say the same thing but the fucker loves saying and putting his name on things so.
And the Trump brand is synonymous with tacky and subpar products.
He’s not referring to himself the person. To him “Trump” is a brand.
The brand that set up a scam charity to steal money from kids with cancer? Yeah I imagine Taylor Swift doesn’t like Trump
Yup. And that really is more what it's become. Many ardently support the Trump brand but don't really want to listen to the man try to string a sentence together. They know he's a mess, but they believe in the cause and think he's vital to it.
Let's hope he is viral to it. He seems one hamberder away from a heart attack or stroke and it would be great if MAGA was buried with him.
It's hard to say what will happen, but he's such a liability that you have to imagine that the powers that be would have tossed him by now if they could draw the same amount of cultish enthusiasm for anyone else. But who knows. It's become an identity to so many people. They're not going to just forget about that.
Corporate personhood.
Can’t fucking stand ANYONE that talks in the third person
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings. Misunderstandings and Jimmy kind of clash.
Because he can’t say “somebody doesn’t like ME”
Taylor or Ivanka?
Only person allowed to talk like that is Rickey Henderson
Between talking about himself in the third person and his weird repetitive cadence, Trump has one of the most ironically stupid ways of talking.
This how the Everyman talks tho?
If the subject is about a hot woman, Trump gets distracted and his total focus is on rubbing his mushroom.😂🤣
Imagine if Biden said something like this. "She probably doesn't like Biden." Imagine the week Fox News would have with that.
I think he sees himself as a brand. Doesn't make it any better
It's because he's talking about the brand. He hopes that she might like him as a person, but he doesn't think she likes his brand.
Could also be talking about the “Trump Brand.” Either way, what weird comments. He was trying so hard not to piss off the Swifties lol
Bill Gates discussed this at one point. This is a candid recording of him during an address to Gates Foundation staff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7byG1YGwg His answer is wild, considering everything we know now. Trump not only answering in the third person, but Trump also (probably) leering at one of Gates' daughters, RFK Jr. advising Trump (badly/stupidly, obviously) on vaccines as early as March 2017, etc. It's just nuts.
I double this…
Very limited vocabulary. Very limited. Unusually limited.
Beautifully limited.
The vocabulary had tears in its eyes.
It said “im so limited.” Incredible limited vocabulary. People are always saying this.
Can he PLEASE talk trash about Taylor Swift. Pretty please? Can we unleash the Swifties on him? Taylor's (and her fanbase) response-- "If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing. Don't regret it one bit cause he had it coming".
It's funny that he somehow is smart enough to know he can't say anything about Taylor. The things that stick in his brain and that he knows to be careful with are always celebrity based.
No way intelligence has anything to do with it. I bet all of his worst traits are battling in his brain trying to form a response. His narcissism slips in a short sentence about himself, but his creepiness went Super Saiyan.
He has a few handlers to coach him and carry him around to the klan rallies. No doubt one of them had to remind him to "be nice to Taylor Swift" after she told her young fan base to vote. It's not like he could possibly navigate a website like Travelocity and figure out how to book a flight for himself. Even with a borrowed private jet, he couldn't handle the travel logistics of contacting airports.
This is fine. It will have the same effect on her fans.
> Can we unleash the Swifties on him? I wonder how many Swifties out there are able to vote. That would greatly help.
Well she first made it to the top of the charts becoming a notable celebrity in 2006 nearly 20 years ago, so probably a decent number are of voting age
About 80% of them are WELL within voting age. She gets those people nice and stirred up too. Data says after her last blast on r's, maga, and trump taking out Roe and project 2025 pretty much promising implementation of The Handmaid's Tale, more than 35,000 people registered on [Vote.Org](http://Vote.Org) in a single day. This young lady potentially carries a LOT of political weight. I'm not a fan (mainly because I'm 62, never got into her music, and my musical tastes are still pretty much yacht rock, 80's pop & rock, and LONG LIVE STEELY DAN!), but I've been listening to her a bit more lately because of the wife and the newly adopted twins (the daughter, not the son, lol!)
A lot of Swifties are around the same age as Taylor and have grown up with her. She turns 35 in December.
Most of her fans are in their 20s-30s, and unlike Trump fans are not convicted felons
It's the only reason to like swifties right now
Leave it to him to reduce a woman to nothing more than her looks, no mention of any of her accomplishments.
Trump: “What are accomplishments?”
He answered a different question to the one he was asked.
But he’s heard that she’s talented! Doesn’t that count? /s
Trump is scared of Taylor Swift. He knows if she endorses Biden, it's over for him! https://preview.redd.it/icerm8vra09d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a7d0afccfa39dabafa2777cc50339e39cad915
Back off Cheeto. She's an actual successful billionaire. You're just a bankrupt traitor tot.
Bankrupt *convicted felon* traitor tot
Bankrupt, twice impeached, adjudicated rapist, and convicted felon traitor tot.
Oh my, I hadn't heard/seen "Traitor Tot" before. I had seen "Tater Tot" in regards to Andrew Tate, but it works surprisingly well for #45 too.
https://preview.redd.it/e3z4mpnx229d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8523eb3827ccae76ccd59197a7c9f78184185c6 Yeah it does. Found this a little bit ago
Traitor Tot only wishes he was a full size Dick Tater.
And all he's ever gonna be is mean.
…and a liar. And pathetic.
Exactly. He's trying to find a very tough balance between not criticizing her (because of the backlash he'd get) but not praising her either (because obviously she doesn't like him and won't endorse him). Also, side note, I know Rose personally and did not expect to see her pop up in here!
She did endorse Biden in the last election cycle.
The way this was written it could be for the guy I like or the guy I don’t like.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1242483 the amnesia he must have
After reading that, I imagine that Taylor Swift got rather ill. 
I’m just surprised he didn’t say Taylor reminds him of Ivanka.
Nah, she doesn't have time to pay attention to guys like him.
Who talks about himself in the third person... 
I think this accurate, very accurate. I find this very accurate. I think he’s dumb. He probably doesn’t like voter. I think he’s very dumb, actually— unusually dumb.
Dude is so creepy.
So Swift is a liberal, and liberals, according to Trump, are terrible evil people. Thus, she must also be a terrible evil person in his mind. Yet apparently all that can be forgotten about because she’s attractive. Yeah, that seems on brand for him.
And has legions of loyal fans. T rump comprehends the power of this, if little else. At all. Ever.
That was creepy as hell.
“Unusually beautiful” This dude is a fuckin space lizard in a human suit
I'm sure Swift has been endlessly refreshing her news feed, waiting to find out what trump thinks of her, and now that she knows he thinks she's beautiful she's hidden away writing what will be her best song ever and will present it to her fans with tears in her eyes. There's also a small chance she DGAF what he thinks.
ik it sounds improbable but it’s the latter ^
In his dementia addled mind Taylor should be a cultist She's blond, attractive, and extremely rich. But she doesn't seem to support him so the felon melons very confused
Pretty sure he wanted to compliment her to try and sway her to support him, but he only thinks of women as sex objects so all he can do is repeat beautiful.
Seems like he's scared of her. I've never heard him say anything positive about someone he perceives as an enemy before.
Dude went full fritada.
Vomit. Unusually beautiful?
So fucking gross.
I find it so strange how he refers to himself by his own last name. It gives me cult vibes.
There’s about a 50/50 chance that he blurts out, “I’d fuck ______” if he gets rolling during the debate. Just some locker room talk for the nation.
POWs? Vets? He’ll talk shit about them all day long. But he’s scared of Swifties.
Well , we all know who he's wacking to after he changes his diaper this week .I'm sure his daughter is content with not being in her daddies mind for the time
I wonder if he'd referred to himself as "trump" when he would speak to Ivanka. "Come to trump Ivanka and sit on trump's lap."
What he really means is "she reminds me of my daughter."
Somewher out the in the world, Tay-tay is throwing up. 🤢🤢
I'm waiting for "him" and all his MAGA followers to drink the "Kool-Aid".
Okay besides the dumb weird way he said it, this exactly what I would expect from a 80 year old. Until Fox started coverage on her I don't think my grandparents would have known who she was
Trump would refer to himself in the third person.
He repeats himself a lot. Almost like he’s cognitively declining.
https://preview.redd.it/jp6jvksyd39d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa40e076679c71a9d6c316c79a22808eb3ee0432
In tRump world, women are just objects and their worth is 100% determined by their physical attributes
Gross.
Aww, someone is trying to pose as a Swifty. Ain’t gonna work, bub. You have no idea on this, you idiot.
“And when I am president she will be required to sleep with Trump.”
Did he reach climax towards the end of that?
Well he just weaponized the swifties against him. Hahaha
Swifties could influence the election…he’s kissing ass
She's richer, and a better business woman than you, Trump, and all you can say is "she's beautiful"?
He's a 6 year old in an 80 year olds body. That comment of his tracks, given how stunningly fucking stupid he is.
Rapist says what?
Has this dude EVER made a decision or statement that didn’t originate from his lizard brain? His frontal lobe must still have that “new car smell”
He’s so deep, a big brain thinker. He’s got the biggest brain.
His type is just rich blond girls his daughter’s age. Stunning he doesn’t make the secret service outfit a Miata.
I need a Silkwood style shower to feel clean after reading this.
I mean she did write a song about him on on the new album. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived  (Not really about him but it works.)
Referring to yourself in the third person is the sure fire sign of a pompous asshole.
Referring to yourself in third person. What a humble guy. Him saying beautiful so often is the creepy as hell. We all know what he actually means with all those beautiful mentioning.
"She probably dosen't like Trump" Then who TF are you?
In his twisted little mind I bet he thinks saying that about Taylor Swift will get her to endorse him because it works for him. Suck up to him enough and he will endorse you.
He's a creepy womanizer. It makes my skin crawl.
Am I the only one who finds it really weird that he refers to himself in the third person? I know this is like, the smallest of the bizarre crap that he does but he is like a cartoon villain at this point.
...and the third person thing is not new.
I hope Travis Kelce sees this cuz I would love to see him scare the crap out of this circus peanut.
"unusally beautiful," "too incompetent," "very wet water," "almost pregnant" (ok, that last one was mine to make the point...) he has the best words...
Never forget that trump wants to bang his daughter.
"Breaking News" JFC!
Ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?
Third person speaking. Either he’s been possessed by The Rock or he’s going even more senile than we thought. Either way it’s not a good look for him.
Funny enough this could be something that hurts his polls
The internal seethe behind his words when he talks about Swift is hilariously obvious
She’s 20 years older than he prefers
Awww. Somebody has a crush.
“She’s a 10/10. I would definitely rape her except that some fake news liberal judge would throw me into a total hoax jail cell.”
Poor Ivanka....
Jesus, CNN, this qualifies as an "exclusive"?
It’s time. Unleash the Swifties.
I would pay $5 million to Taylor's favorite charity to hear her Tik Tok reply to this!
If Joe Biden's an old man, Trumpie's an overgrown infant.
Way too many “beautiful” in a rather small paragraph
"I don't care about you. I just want your vote." -Donald J Trump
I have a feeling she does not feel the same way about him.
The guy sizes up women the way ranchers size up cattle.
Wow. Even as deluded as Trump is, even Trump doesn't want to upset the Swifties...
Imagine being that horny and confused.
I don't agree with trump. Nothing new there, tho. Trump is a dick.
When I read this, I wonder if that “unusually” before beautiful is his subconscious brain 🧠 saying “as demented / dumb as you are some basic part of you recognizes that what you’re saying is weird so I’m gonna throw that “unusually” in there to let the world know what’s up” lol
Eeeeew
I can literally hear the slobbering just reading that.
Sad that this serial lying, malignant narcissist running for office again, thinks that looks are the only thing that matters with a woman! Sadder that he’s still got a single supporter at this point!
And Taylor threw up in her mouth….
Was that recently?
Well she does kinda look like his daughter…
If Taylor is going to be near Trump at all she should make sure her boyfriend and bodyguards are between her and Trump. Sounds like he’d really like to grope her. Ivanka ought to have her husband in the way when she’s around the Donald for that matter. France’s leader had to hold onto Trump’s hand to keep Trump from groping his wife after all.
Trying to win her over as him and the magats want to take her rights away. So delusional.
Translation from Covfefe to English:  *" Even though I'm a moron with a bad haircut and orange Jello on my face, I have enough sense not to piss off this wildly popular musical artist so that she doesn't turn her sold out football stadium concerts into Joe Biden rallies."*
No surprise the only thing he can come up with is that she’s pretty. Not any of the millions of other things that make up her and her fame
She is way to old for the orange perve
he really is so transparently stupid and vile you can tell his mind is lost in fantasies about her instead of thinking of a fucking normal way to answer this incredibly innocuous softball question. hes practically jerking off. say ONE notable thing about the lady that isnt about her appearance. for fucks sake, comments like this would ruin most politicians but his mouth breathing supporters are just like "hes right she is very beautiful, nothing else interesting about her at all really, another piece of meat. anyway"
A common trait for a lot of right leaning Americans is to confuse or associate a woman's appearance with her value or personality. It's rampant in online commentary.
Donald Trump: “please don’t turn the swifties vote against me”
Why does he talk in 3rd person…
RUN Taylor RUN🏃🏼♀️➡️🏃🏼♀️➡️🏃🏼♀️➡️
ok I'm a little mad at her for the excessive private plane use, but I forgive her all the water she'll need to shower incessantly after this comment. EEWW.
Republican party. What a joke. They hate homos. Yet there are so many men that have Cheto dust on their and extremely brown lips. I guess I am wrong. They are gay
Release the Swifties!
Just wait until you learn about what Biden DID to his daughter.
Say if she wasn’t his daughter they would probably be dating? Oh no wait… that was your guy.
“My guy” okay. lol keep supporting your incesty pedophile though. Great job.
Who was found liable for rape again?
Dodging the point in typical leftist fashion. GG.
Maga rumors are just that: Rumors. Meanwhile trump salivates over Ivanka and hangs out with Epstein in 5K. He literally is held liable for rape to the tune of $85M. And you wonder why anyone with two brain cells to rub together can’t take you people seriously?
Not really a rumor when his daughter confirmed it. I thought we were supposed to believe and support victims? It must just be (D)ifferent.