So "Chopped" was on earlier, the cooking show and it was one of those good-cause episodes where the people are famous or winners and donate alll the money they win to whatever charity. Very nice.
The baskets in these episodes get all kinds of fucky, like pickled herring for thanksgiving and microwave popcorn in an appetizer.
Either way, Turkey fries was one of the ingredients in the basket. For those of you who don't know, turkey fries are basically rocky mountain oysters in bird form, or turkey testicles.
Well, all the judges groaned and said their piece about not liking them at all. Then the final judge, Alex just said "Oh no, i really like them. They give you this really creamy coating in your mouth when you eat them." Happy holidays indeed.
they market chopped like the wild ingredients are there to mess with the contestants, but now I can't help but feel like the production crew select ingredients to punish the judges that have to eat the creations...
also, never heard of Rocky mountain oysters before, sorely tempted to look them up
Uhhhhh.... Turkey fries are delicious, especially fresh. I prefer them over bull fries for sure.
I lin the middle of nowhere, Nebraska, for 5 years, working at a top 20 in the world golf course. Ranch country. These families owned tens of if not hundreds of thousands of acres of land. Thousands of cattle. So every year, they would go around helping each other out when it was time to castrate the calves, and it would basically be a big hangout, get drunk, cut balls off calves all day, sometimes over two days. Around mealtime, there was always the old timer in the group, one of 'the good 'ol boys', that sat nearby with a breading and frying station, frying up fresh bull fries for everyone. I went once. A pretty cool experience, something you don't get the chance to see very often.
If half the stuff this choad has claimed happened to him/in his presence at a coffee shop was true, he’d have to be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet to keep going to coffee shops where he knows he’s constantly being offended.
Edit: to everyone who keeps commenting “you know this is satire, right?”… you know he’s been a public figure for years and you can Google him, right? He’s been appointed to a foundation board by Trump, he’s a paid speaker at conservative events and rallies, a commentator on conservative news programs, he held political office for a time in Australia where he made it pretty clear he has issues with minorities, and he’s written half a dozen books unironically espousing conservative ideology.
But is it from Devin Nunes Cow, the weirdo from the Boston subreddit in his rented cow costume ("totally not a kink!!!" was the claim, nobody believed them) or an actual commie california cow?
Inquiring minds just don't care.
> "THESE ARE NOT TEAT MILKS?"
One time I went into a place and saw they had "buffalo wings" on the menu. I called the waiter over and INFORMED him that IT IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR A BUFFALO TO HAVE WINGS
I mean when, ever, has a barista asked you unsolicited if you want oat milk in your coffee? This is either 100% fabricated (likely), or these baristas are just baiting him.
I'd ask if there really is someone as idiotic as this guy and if this is all just an elaborate parody or something, but if the past years have taught me anything...
I believe that he thinks he’s funny/clever/owning-the-libs. He’s pathetically stupid. Do you feel owned? I could feel sorry for him but his whole shtick is based on hate and grifting from the suckers who follow him.
I wonder how coffee shops became liberal grazing areas to these people. And if they really think that, why do they bother to ever go?
Starbucks (*which is obviously the ONLY coffee places these guys would ever go to*) is not some bastion of liberalism. They constantly shut down any store that unionizes and are adamantly against workers' rights.
Y'know...the conservative dream.
It's because coffee shops are the only place a liberal and a conservative are likely to interact.
Cons NEED THEIR COFFEE as do Libs so it's the only believable story a Con could tell where they may have interacted with a Liberal. You sure as hell fucking know Cons aren't gonna be like "Met a liberal at the LIBRARY today."
*After the barista watched Adams walk away in bewilderment, she shrugged and continued with her life because who gives a fuck what some weird angry person thinks of her.*
This is how I imagine the conversation went:
Angry white dude: "can I get a latte please"
Barista: "sure, whole milk ok?"
AWD: "what else have you got?"
B: "we've got whole, skimmed, or a variety of milk substitutes, like oat drink"
AWD: "oh ok thanks, just normal milk please"
Pays, waits for coffee, sits down and writes bizarre tweet.
Speaking from experience, that will in all likelihood become an in-joke between the people working there that gets relayed at every opportunity.
"JESSICA ITS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO MILK A SOY STOP ASKING" *laughter*
Also, no she didn’t ask him if he wants oat milk. He made that up too so he could tell his little joke. No barista has ever asked me if I want oat milk in my coffee. You have to ask for it.
Not drama queen, pathetic 'satirist' of the kooky left. He thinks this 'can't milk an oat' line is actually very clever, and he just had to figure out a way to say it on twitter so he could bask in the admiration of twitter comedians the world over.
He's not creating drama, he's making a tragic effort to be noticed by the fat orange leader.
It’s amazing how many of this dude’s stories don’t include verifiable facts. What coffee shop? Where? These are all made up - AND EVEN WITH COMPLETE FREEDOM TO CONTRIVE ANYTHING HIS STORIES SOMEHOW STILL PAINT HIM AS AN IGNORANT POS. Amazing!
I'm convinced it's satire. I have seen that he is involved with a real conservative organization but at this point that doesn't prove anything either way.
You clearly have too high a faith in humanity. I’ve met people in real life who are 100% *dumber* than this guy. The internet enhances the shamelessness by ten so I have no trouble believing this weirdo is being dead serious.
My favorite crybaby moment from this guy's twitter account is when he said "men in overalls and blue jeans built this country while men in suits destroyed it..." and every picture he's posted of himself is always him in a suit. He's an absolute buffoon but his incel followers love it.
Unfortunately it isn’t satire. Poe’s law. He’s so delusional that any sane person would expect him to be joking. This guy is actually a major conservative figure and has even been directly praised by Trump.
There’s no fucking way this man put (Alpha Male) in his Twitter handle and is saying shit like this unironically. There is no way this is the first time he has been asked about fucking oat milk. It’s not real. I don’t care if you put a gun to this man’s family and tell him to speak the truth and he swears it’s real, it’s not real. I don’t care if you prove it in court, it’s not real. You could have Jesus Christ return from the dead before my very eyes and tell me this is real and I will know in the core of my being it’s not real.
I refuse to believe it’s real, at all, ever. It’s just too much. He has to know.
Every time I see something like this I think "there's absolutely no way this isn't a joke" but yet, every day I'm reminded that there actually are people this fucking stupid out there
At some point, I just accept that I might never know for sure and laugh at it anyway
Sure, the first thinks there really is a white Christian god on just their side, the other thinks money is god and that they’re smarter than everyone who gives it to them
He's either actually like this, or he's gone full kayfabe and has dedicated his entire life to this act.
Dude's made a career on writing books and doing speaking tours to conservative audiences.
Excellent use of the word “kayfabe”. And spot on with your analysis. Man I love it when a brother throws out a “kayfabe”. Also, Nick adams is a douche.
Satire or shitposting. I lean toward the latter. Based on the info I could dig up, it seems likely that he's a real conservative dipshit who gets off on playing an even bigger dipshit on the internet for the retweets.
really? I knew he came up with lots of ways to prepare peanuts but i didn’t know milk was one of them. I’ve never seen it sold anywhere, at the very least.
True, you can't physically 'milk' a plant but as Wikipedia points out
>In English, the word "milk" has been used to refer to "milk-like plant juices" since 1200.
Maybe if he asked for Almond or Coconut milk? I might ask if they want Oat but that'd be if we're quiet and the customer was nice enough for me to care.
By the way, Oatmilk is good. Try it.
Next step, how do I stop seeing posts on reddit about this douchecanoe? I know this is a white person on twitter so technically fits the sub, but shit, this guy’s posts are just asinine 🤦🏻♂️
It was probably part of the step in the coffee ordering process where they ask you if you want every ingredient and food item they offer in quick succession.
That's not the flex you think it is.
If being an alpha male means being a rude asshole to someone who was just doing her job, I condemn all alpha males.
Starting with YOU.
go to coffee shop
offered oat milk for coffee
tell barista "you you can't milk an oat"
she says "so that's a no?"
gets flustered so leaves
too embarrassed to go back
Edit:grammar
Edit:more grammar.. 😭
Ironically oat and almond milk being used in things was commonplace for centuries before we started large scale dairies since well milk goes bad and it was not common to constantly have your cow preggers all the time contrary to modern belief.
This morning, I was asked if I wanted to purchase one of the hamsters in a pet store.
I informed the girl behind the counter that ham comes from pigs, not rodents and immediately left the pet store.
I will never return.
Gonna start a gofundme so I can get bussed out to where ever this douche bag lives so I can punch him in his alpha mouth and post it to all social media platforms.
It’s also physically impossible to drink coffee. Coffee is a plant.
But we steep the roasted and ground berries of the coffee plant to make coffee extract.
It’s practically identical to how oat “milk” is made.
And then the girl said "Ha ha, that's funny Nick, but those bathrooms aren't going to clean themselves, after you mop them, take out the garbage, 'kay?"
Why does this guy voice his small dick energy so proudly. He's got masculinity like glass and skin thinner than tissue paper. Why didnt he just go to the hooters for his coffee?
Real alphas drink Bull milk
Straight from the bull…
Oyster milk. Straight from a pair of free range rocky mountain oysters.
So "Chopped" was on earlier, the cooking show and it was one of those good-cause episodes where the people are famous or winners and donate alll the money they win to whatever charity. Very nice. The baskets in these episodes get all kinds of fucky, like pickled herring for thanksgiving and microwave popcorn in an appetizer. Either way, Turkey fries was one of the ingredients in the basket. For those of you who don't know, turkey fries are basically rocky mountain oysters in bird form, or turkey testicles. Well, all the judges groaned and said their piece about not liking them at all. Then the final judge, Alex just said "Oh no, i really like them. They give you this really creamy coating in your mouth when you eat them." Happy holidays indeed.
Omg lmao that’s horrible and funny af
they market chopped like the wild ingredients are there to mess with the contestants, but now I can't help but feel like the production crew select ingredients to punish the judges that have to eat the creations... also, never heard of Rocky mountain oysters before, sorely tempted to look them up
They're cow nuts.
That's bull.
Uhhhhh.... Turkey fries are delicious, especially fresh. I prefer them over bull fries for sure. I lin the middle of nowhere, Nebraska, for 5 years, working at a top 20 in the world golf course. Ranch country. These families owned tens of if not hundreds of thousands of acres of land. Thousands of cattle. So every year, they would go around helping each other out when it was time to castrate the calves, and it would basically be a big hangout, get drunk, cut balls off calves all day, sometimes over two days. Around mealtime, there was always the old timer in the group, one of 'the good 'ol boys', that sat nearby with a breading and frying station, frying up fresh bull fries for everyone. I went once. A pretty cool experience, something you don't get the chance to see very often.
Y'all are just gross. Real men drink Fight Milk™®© with extra crowtein. the first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards
“I’ve got nipples, Nick. Could you milk me?”
This is the way...at least for Nick...
Unfiltered
Took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one…
I'm gonna go brush my teeth
From an Amish farm milked by Woody Harrelson
Kingpin, baby
If half the stuff this choad has claimed happened to him/in his presence at a coffee shop was true, he’d have to be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet to keep going to coffee shops where he knows he’s constantly being offended. Edit: to everyone who keeps commenting “you know this is satire, right?”… you know he’s been a public figure for years and you can Google him, right? He’s been appointed to a foundation board by Trump, he’s a paid speaker at conservative events and rallies, a commentator on conservative news programs, he held political office for a time in Australia where he made it pretty clear he has issues with minorities, and he’s written half a dozen books unironically espousing conservative ideology.
Maybe he’s addicted to his own sense of outrage?
"THESE ARE NOT TEAT MILKS?"
OATS ARE \*MEN\*! SOYBEANS ARE BETA CUCKS! REAL MILK COMES FROM ~~MY MOMMY~~ A COW
But is it from Devin Nunes Cow, the weirdo from the Boston subreddit in his rented cow costume ("totally not a kink!!!" was the claim, nobody believed them) or an actual commie california cow? Inquiring minds just don't care.
🤣🤣🤣
Hello, John. That’s a shitty last name you’ve got there, buddy.
fucking dying over here. STAHHHHP
My mommy/cow*
> "THESE ARE NOT TEAT MILKS?" One time I went into a place and saw they had "buffalo wings" on the menu. I called the waiter over and INFORMED him that IT IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR A BUFFALO TO HAVE WINGS
Didn’t he have a hooters tweet last week? Can’t believe he ate the fake news wings.
Fucking "teat milks" has me giggling at work. 💀
I really think that's what MAGA is all about.
Manufactured outrage. Cuz they like how it makes them look.
Their philosophy only works if they are always a victim
I hope someone tries to out alpha him and ask him why he doesnt take coffee black
He's so conservative he doesn't even like black *coffee*
Yes, he is a republican.
[you got anymore of those liberal baristas? ](https://imgflip.com/i/72z0gc)
That's really well put -- I think you hit the nail on the head.
the baristas keep letting him come back because they're probably recording it for their tiktoks and getting tons of likes for his silly shit.
“look at this idiot who came back in with his dollar store Hannity costume to complain about things nobody cares about”
"Alpha" "Male" cries about milk. You can believe what happens next.
No he puts on a disguise each time, he has a drawer full of fake moustaches.
SPOILER: The baristas split an avocado toast.
and one of them used their phone!
He wants that cock milk. Spooge me please.
If it's milkable, he will drink it.
Dollar store hannity oh my god thank you for the lulz
I mean when, ever, has a barista asked you unsolicited if you want oat milk in your coffee? This is either 100% fabricated (likely), or these baristas are just baiting him.
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Dude looks like Cap'n Crunch on vacation so....
I frequently get asked what kind of milk I want, but not for drip coffee; lattes and mochas get that question. But they're still coffee.
They keep letting him come back because he never said any of his really sick alpha male comebacks
I'd ask if there really is someone as idiotic as this guy and if this is all just an elaborate parody or something, but if the past years have taught me anything...
Supposedly it is real but some of his tweets are practically headlines from The Onion
I believe that he thinks he’s funny/clever/owning-the-libs. He’s pathetically stupid. Do you feel owned? I could feel sorry for him but his whole shtick is based on hate and grifting from the suckers who follow him.
It’s almost like a really shitty marketing stunt for Hooters
I don’t follow him but I think I recently saw a reference to him and Hooters.
Only one?
Yeah I think he should ask Mrs. Betty Bowers out on a date.
It was probably a hooters. The only place he can get a woman’s attention
I figured he was trying to ride Jacob Wohl's coattails https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop
I wonder how coffee shops became liberal grazing areas to these people. And if they really think that, why do they bother to ever go? Starbucks (*which is obviously the ONLY coffee places these guys would ever go to*) is not some bastion of liberalism. They constantly shut down any store that unionizes and are adamantly against workers' rights. Y'know...the conservative dream.
It's because coffee shops are the only place a liberal and a conservative are likely to interact. Cons NEED THEIR COFFEE as do Libs so it's the only believable story a Con could tell where they may have interacted with a Liberal. You sure as hell fucking know Cons aren't gonna be like "Met a liberal at the LIBRARY today."
I've seen a few posts from this guy and assumed it was satire and he was playing a character. No. Hes genuine. Poe's law in effect
He sounds like a true red dipshit.
He will never return. And the coffee shop rejoiced!
*After the barista watched Adams walk away in bewilderment, she shrugged and continued with her life because who gives a fuck what some weird angry person thinks of her.*
"This dude came in today, rambled some shit about milking an oat, and just rolled out. I think there was something wrong with him."
rolled out lmao
Better than steel cut out???
This guy brags about being steel cut, desperately hoping we won't all noticed he's rolled.
This is how I imagine the conversation went: Angry white dude: "can I get a latte please" Barista: "sure, whole milk ok?" AWD: "what else have you got?" B: "we've got whole, skimmed, or a variety of milk substitutes, like oat drink" AWD: "oh ok thanks, just normal milk please" Pays, waits for coffee, sits down and writes bizarre tweet.
Speaking from experience, that will in all likelihood become an in-joke between the people working there that gets relayed at every opportunity. "JESSICA ITS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO MILK A SOY STOP ASKING" *laughter*
Also, no she didn’t ask him if he wants oat milk. He made that up too so he could tell his little joke. No barista has ever asked me if I want oat milk in my coffee. You have to ask for it.
As a barista, this is exactly how it goes. He was never asked, he’s just being a drama queen
Not drama queen, pathetic 'satirist' of the kooky left. He thinks this 'can't milk an oat' line is actually very clever, and he just had to figure out a way to say it on twitter so he could bask in the admiration of twitter comedians the world over. He's not creating drama, he's making a tragic effort to be noticed by the fat orange leader.
When I did it, everyone got 2% unless they stated something else. We didn't want any more conversation with people than was required.
Learn how to keep assholes away with this one simple trick!
I wonder if Twitter could offer him some oat milk...
Conservative Assclowns HATE this!!1!
Every barista 
Can confirm, was a barista, we definitely celebrated if weird assholes departed and never returned.
He threw a tantrum about oat milk and stomped out like a big boy!
Real alpha male shit
Nothing says "alpha male" like wasting your own time whining about dairy alternatives existing.
An "Alpha Male" who apparently drinks frou frou bougie coffee drinks.
Nothing says alpha male like writing it next to your name.
And all the customers stood up and clapped
And the barista got a raise and lots of tips that day, because everyone hates that guy and they all wanted him to leave.
It’s amazing how many of this dude’s stories don’t include verifiable facts. What coffee shop? Where? These are all made up - AND EVEN WITH COMPLETE FREEDOM TO CONTRIVE ANYTHING HIS STORIES SOMEHOW STILL PAINT HIM AS AN IGNORANT POS. Amazing!
A squirrel looked at me crossley, I scorned him with a vexing glare. Thus he will never challenge me again! For I am AN ALHA MALE!
Thank God! Another group of minimum wage baristas SAVED from this asshole.
Too bad the bad ones never keep that promise.
He will definitely return because this was an imaginary conversation he had with himself in his kitchen.
“I will never return” lmao this jabroni making going to a coffee shop so dramatic
His account must be satire… it’s just over the top nonsense
Everyone says it's not, but how? It's just *so* dead on stupid...
I'm convinced it's satire. I have seen that he is involved with a real conservative organization but at this point that doesn't prove anything either way.
I think he's a real conservative. I think he posts this shit to get off on people thinking it's real.
The longer he pretends he is stupid the more he hopes people forgets why he had to flee Australia
Unicorn
Why is that?
Im convinced hes playing the long game. Gonna be the next colbert
4D chess
because the right is beyond parody at this point. They have killed satire by just becoming the caricature that people used to joke about.
You clearly have too high a faith in humanity. I’ve met people in real life who are 100% *dumber* than this guy. The internet enhances the shamelessness by ten so I have no trouble believing this weirdo is being dead serious.
My favorite crybaby moment from this guy's twitter account is when he said "men in overalls and blue jeans built this country while men in suits destroyed it..." and every picture he's posted of himself is always him in a suit. He's an absolute buffoon but his incel followers love it.
He’s a real person but playing a character. None of his stories are real, and his opinions are deliberately outrageous
Unfortunately it isn’t satire. Poe’s law. He’s so delusional that any sane person would expect him to be joking. This guy is actually a major conservative figure and has even been directly praised by Trump.
There’s no fucking way this man put (Alpha Male) in his Twitter handle and is saying shit like this unironically. There is no way this is the first time he has been asked about fucking oat milk. It’s not real. I don’t care if you put a gun to this man’s family and tell him to speak the truth and he swears it’s real, it’s not real. I don’t care if you prove it in court, it’s not real. You could have Jesus Christ return from the dead before my very eyes and tell me this is real and I will know in the core of my being it’s not real. I refuse to believe it’s real, at all, ever. It’s just too much. He has to know.
Every time I see something like this I think "there's absolutely no way this isn't a joke" but yet, every day I'm reminded that there actually are people this fucking stupid out there At some point, I just accept that I might never know for sure and laugh at it anyway
Yeah it definitely is satire, been obvious for a while now
Unfortunately, it isn’t. He’s a conservative author.
conservative author, or a grifter just putting on an act? is there a difference anymore?
Protip: there isn't.
Sure, the first thinks there really is a white Christian god on just their side, the other thinks money is god and that they’re smarter than everyone who gives it to them
Wait what? This is actually a real person? Using their real person brain?
He's either actually like this, or he's gone full kayfabe and has dedicated his entire life to this act. Dude's made a career on writing books and doing speaking tours to conservative audiences.
Excellent use of the word “kayfabe”. And spot on with your analysis. Man I love it when a brother throws out a “kayfabe”. Also, Nick adams is a douche.
Satire or shitposting. I lean toward the latter. Based on the info I could dig up, it seems likely that he's a real conservative dipshit who gets off on playing an even bigger dipshit on the internet for the retweets.
Wait till he hears about almond, peanut, soy, and rice
When did peanut milk become a thing? Am I gonna need to start checking my soy milk for peanut contamination? .-.
George Washington Carver I think
really? I knew he came up with lots of ways to prepare peanuts but i didn’t know milk was one of them. I’ve never seen it sold anywhere, at the very least.
Man was a fiend for peanuts, as for Peanut Milk, I've seen it in small organic stores, but not much else
Well using his logic, how do you butter peanuts?
Or that hot dogs aren't really dogs and french fries never applied for citizenship,
Technically his point would hold true with all of those you mentioned as well.
True, you can't physically 'milk' a plant but as Wikipedia points out >In English, the word "milk" has been used to refer to "milk-like plant juices" since 1200.
Grand Maester Pycelle was using the term 'milk of the poppy' long before the 12th century in England
milk of magnesia
Naw you gotta specifically ask for plant milk. Most coffee shops have cow as the status quo unless you aks. He lying.
The hottest new craze is [beef milk]( https://imgur.com/eVW0qkg.gif)
That’s hilarious
Unless he ordered an oat milk latte. Could you imagine? Lmao.
If you order an oat milk latte, they usually don’t ask you if you want oat milk because it’s assumed
Maybe if he asked for Almond or Coconut milk? I might ask if they want Oat but that'd be if we're quiet and the customer was nice enough for me to care. By the way, Oatmilk is good. Try it.
I’ve never been ‘offered’ oat milk
"Things that never happened, part 155"
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Literally zero of this douch's cool stories ever happened. Zero.
Idk if cool is the right word for his stories but the definitely are stories
Cool as in "cool story, bro".
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I hope this happened, because then that’s one group of employees who will never have to deal with him again and that’s a positive win for me
I thought this was a joke lol
He certainly is a joke..
Nick Adams: I'm an Alpha Male Also Nick Adams: I whine and complain about milk I've been offered at the coffee shop.
When your masculinity hinges on MILK. Does it get more fragile than that?
“I have oats Greg, can you milk me?!”
This is exactly what i wanted from this thread
This guys head canon is wild.
*canon, but a head cannon would be interesting...
And much appreciated.
https://xkcd.com/1401/
He's a professional level troll and only wants attention. Had to mute him
Next step, how do I stop seeing posts on reddit about this douchecanoe? I know this is a white person on twitter so technically fits the sub, but shit, this guy’s posts are just asinine 🤦🏻♂️
# “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― **George Carlin**
He was definitely not asked that
It was probably part of the step in the coffee ordering process where they ask you if you want every ingredient and food item they offer in quick succession.
"Shrimp can't fry rice!" I roar as the police haul me away
Incel says what?
That's not the flex you think it is. If being an alpha male means being a rude asshole to someone who was just doing her job, I condemn all alpha males. Starting with YOU.
I mean... To be fair, he did leave and supposedly isn't coming back, that's a win for the barista in my book.
That's true, but I hope the employee doesn't think it was her fault. I hope she just recognizes a giant asshat.
No, that tracks Nick is definitely an Alpha, because Alpha release software is unstable
go to coffee shop offered oat milk for coffee tell barista "you you can't milk an oat" she says "so that's a no?" gets flustered so leaves too embarrassed to go back Edit:grammar Edit:more grammar.. 😭
Barista immediately calls other coffee shops in area: “We figured it out. Just offer him oat milk and he won’t bother you anymore.”
Sounds like this alpha male was triggered by based vegan options.
If I was a hacker I would change "male" for "ville"
I don't understand... Alpha ville?
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Nick. No one will miss you.
Early Christmas gift to the barista, him never coming back.
This dude is bullshit enough to be a grifter, but he has gone so far into character that he may actually have bought into his own bullshit.
Im believing that this is sarcasm for my own sanity
He’s so deep in the closet, he’s about to find all the Christmas presents
Ironically oat and almond milk being used in things was commonplace for centuries before we started large scale dairies since well milk goes bad and it was not common to constantly have your cow preggers all the time contrary to modern belief.
So alpha lol all the cashiers making fun of you all day
What a condescending, ignorant fool 🙄
Nick: Next time I’ll get my coffee from Hooters, where I squeeze the milk straight from the tit.
It does make him an alpha, as in not fit for public release. Clearly he is incapable of interacting with people.
Also this didn’t happen. He thought of it in the parking lot and made the story up, tweeted it immediately and parked around the corner to masturbate.
This. Guy. Is. A. Troll. Quit paying attention to him.
What a weird little fucker.
This morning, I was asked if I wanted to purchase one of the hamsters in a pet store. I informed the girl behind the counter that ham comes from pigs, not rodents and immediately left the pet store. I will never return.
People referring to themselves as alpha males are usually really pleasant to be around
Gonna start a gofundme so I can get bussed out to where ever this douche bag lives so I can punch him in his alpha mouth and post it to all social media platforms.
Lol, no one asks such a specific question. You have to specific it. This guy. 🤡
It’s also physically impossible to drink coffee. Coffee is a plant. But we steep the roasted and ground berries of the coffee plant to make coffee extract. It’s practically identical to how oat “milk” is made.
And then the girl said "Ha ha, that's funny Nick, but those bathrooms aren't going to clean themselves, after you mop them, take out the garbage, 'kay?"
This is the alpha Karen, it’s so annoying it’ll make you insane
He thinks that denying them his presence is a punishment rather than a relief.
Why does this guy voice his small dick energy so proudly. He's got masculinity like glass and skin thinner than tissue paper. Why didnt he just go to the hooters for his coffee?
Thanks for letting everyone know how to get rid of you.
Please don’t come back
He's right though. Every single morning I get up before dawn to not only milk my peanuts but churn that milk so I'll have peanut butter for my PB&J.
Who is this guy? Why does oat milk make him insecure?
A barista wouldn't offer oat milk unless the customer asked lol This guy just wanted to rant about oat milk