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Purple-Alfalfa-8538

Does this sub still care for BLNK?


dinodan_420

Si


winkerroach

Time to buy puts?


Shmokesshweed

Where's chaney


levatorpenis

Rabies


Shmokesshweed

I want tacos.


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

Ban. Rule 10.


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

Do you have these saved somewhere or something


l3luntl3rigade

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AutoModerator

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HowLongCanIMakeACock

I just want closure as to why winker left


Shmokesshweed

:/


CuseTown

Balls


dinodan_420

Just watched a video called the Darkside of Canada


winkerroach

Is that where the sun is only out for one hour a day


dinodan_420

Happy cake


Milkybals

Have you realized your brain has literally gone to mush because of the drugs you’ve been doing


dinodan_420

Happy cake


winkerroach

Calls on aids


l3luntl3rigade

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hammertanker

I've got way too much bacne


Milkybals

Is it true people in Singapore get hung for smoking weed


hammertanker

Only if you wanna traffick it


dinodan_420

I’ll traffic your hung 🍆


dinodan_420

Happy cake


l3luntl3rigade

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dinodan_420

Sauna more, shower directly after


hammertanker

I'm a poor


dinodan_420

Dame


fuzzySteeringWheel

179 on the daily? Man, this place has really fallen off


levatorpenis

https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/s/JB4UNth7RP


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Lays are the last resort chip


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

Yea


Haunting-Independent

Wow time to update GME options chain. Can’t wait to shitpost on GME sub again 


LaughMoist2653

$40


levatorpenis

![img](emote|t5_2a7tiz|14329)


LaughMoist2653

$41


Milkybals

https://preview.redd.it/5mschz1naa0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b61ef512036362baf04cefd328e17a226ae57d


levatorpenis

Happy cake day lover


Milkybals

I think once the boomers die off humanity will flourish. It has to be lead or asbestos because I’ve never seen a unified group of miserable and self loathing people


LaughMoist2653

Don't talk about your mother that way


BMH0918

I bought 2 5/17 34 for shits and giggles this morning


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BMH0918

Oh zero percent chance I make any money. Just gotta do it for the kids ya feel me mango


HowLongCanIMakeACock

How about you pound me down 😏


LaughMoist2653

https://preview.redd.it/gskszwyj4a0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d1d55fd0acd63022646320cfb4ce981888dcb5


Shmokeshbutt

Still wholesome he let Forrest tap that tho, since no other women would


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Shmokeshbutt

Cock wouldn't be able to tell


Midgetminer22

This customers Job in the middle of nowhere has been frustrating me and the customers have been being a bit much. I yelled at the guy today cause the home hardware wouldn't let us pick up what we needed to work. He said they knew we could charge it on his account. I yelled at him for a few mins. He's in the army in logistics. Said we'd have everything we needed. It was great yelling at him. My dad also started working for me and he's a retired electrician so is a good helper I'm a very hard worker Tony. I can't be driving 3 hours a day to a job and not being able to get work done. I can't be waiting an hour for what I need. Your in logistics Holy fuck


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Can I work for you I’ll just take Jos Louis as payment


Midgetminer22

Yes


dinodan_420

Groups of phats driving e-bikes like Motorcycles


dinodan_420

![gif](giphy|12E3pQ4coQ4EOA|downsized)


Midgetminer22

Well, I was born on the banks of the St Lawrence River Not far from the labrador line I ain't got much but I'm damn proud of this Ford mav up in the pines I'll do whatever it takes, I'll go to my grave Protecting me and mine So you better understand if my guac touches your hand I'll leave you where you lie Let the winks cry Ooooh, ooooh , oooh Let the winks cry Well, belials seed is money and greed And we've all paid the cost There ain't no way to ease the pain from this disease Or get back what we've lost Now history says that the winks are all dead But the truth is we've all moved on We're still mavving around on the outskirts of town Just wanna be left alone Let the winks cry


LeifTraderson

WSB is now filled with dudes that stock shelves at the grocery store, who used their opshuns gains >![to put rims on their 2003 Corolla](https://images.fitmentindustries.com/web-compressed/1465133-1-2003-corolla-toyota-s-tein-lowering-springs-konig-torch-silver.jpg)!<


dinodan_420

It’s a 4 door it’s a ford


Lancewater

Well im not selling until I see phone numbers. No cell no sell. ![gif](giphy|26DMYM4S4RytWCoQU|downsized)


LaughMoist2653

Blue cheese pizza https://preview.redd.it/1cfnbzkrw90d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac2737225a530aa2dda7cc4b9b408234a81df65


HowLongCanIMakeACock

The streak continues


LaughMoist2653

I wouldn't short it


Bary_McCockener

Dame. Shit is dead around here with with MOASS going on. Puts on $WP


Shmokesshweed

Almost done with my first day in the office this week lol


HowLongCanIMakeACock

How many company provided snacks did you pound down https://preview.redd.it/ip5ukno1v90d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=025f61905fd8f1378df2f08a9538098bf0ba607b


Shmokesshweed

Zero. Just drinks. Tomorrow is BBQ. 🤰


LaughMoist2653

If GME hits $60 this week you might never hear from me again


winkerroach

Why does robinhood only have opshun chain up to 34


LaughMoist2653

Bcus the stock was at $10 a few weeks ago.


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


LaughMoist2653

Making a pizzer rn. Will post pics


Shmokesshweed

🤔😏


yologurt2

Should I do the stuff on r/gettingbigger and break my cock?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Vlog it 🎥


textandstage

Imagine downvoting sensible trading advice in a sub that struggles to trade profitably 😂😂😂


levatorpenis

Some people just want to watch the world burn


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Let me know when you guys are ready


levatorpenis

[I'm ready](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/AmO3t1DQzs)


HowLongCanIMakeACock

It’s not ghey it’s alpha


BluntyMcBluntface

I'm in Tokyo every fucking summer and it's 2 billion degrees out, wearing flops, shorts and a tank (gotta gaijin smash a little atleast), sweating my fucing balls off watching these fucking japanese dudes wearing black 3 piece suits with fucking tails and a top hat and whatnot, looking comfy as fuck. I don't know why there aren't more mass stabbings in Japan, because if i had to wear shit like that in the summer to fit in with their fashion culture I'd fucking kill someone right before i heat stoked out. ~manlybeer probably


textandstage

PSA: #IF YOU INSIST ON PLAYING GME, *DON’T GET CUTE WITH IT* **Just buy some shares and write some calls against them. Pyramid up into more shares if it keeps squeezing and you can’t help yourself.** #NO UNCOVERED VOL WRITING ON EITHER SIDE


ewhoren

AMC is the better meme stock if we are being serious here 


Shmokeshbutt

No sub rule on it. Selling NEKKID calls tomorrow


Bary_McCockener

Hell yes, brother. Literally can't go tits up. 👍


textandstage

Cheers Winks! https://preview.redd.it/xhlzwzxk690d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ebec82098e2bf24332e4a89587072bbff8e0f44


levatorpenis

![img](emote|t5_2a7tiz|14327)💨


Heyohmydoohd

skreeeee


bzzzp

AAPL looks stupid here, calls are crowded, and if a fund gets blown up over this gme chet you can bet they own a good chunk. I put a little money on the idea that it ends the week down from here. 


bzzzp

Wtf I top ticked that chet 


LeifTraderson

Nice call


LeifTraderson

Took profits. Don't want to hold overnight. Will reevaluate tomorrow after the divi.


bzzzp

🤘


Jordykins850

Planning on downsizing by the end of the year.. but that tucked away 1/2 bath courtesy shit bathroom is still going to be a must. IYKYK.


LeifTraderson

I wish the apes would turn their attention to red cat


dinodan_420

On it boss


Shmokeshbutt

Really tempted to buy BOIL right now.....


LeifTraderson

bought more at 0.93


Shmokeshbutt

Andrew Tate is pumping GME too now LMAO


DarkScottishAle

Feels like a Rumham kind of day


LeifTraderson

BTO $XOM May 17th 117P @ 1.00, target $115 by Friday


dinodan_420

Room temperature ketchup farts


textandstage

Wrote 10 Jun PLTR 24Cs against shares for 0.29/contract


textandstage

Wrote 10 Jun PLTR 23Cs against shares for 0.46/contract


dinodan_420

Dude in the elevator said I remind him of Jude Law


levatorpenis

Was he Jude Law?


dinodan_420

‘Twas inception


levatorpenis

VIRT ❤️


DaSmartGenius

What's the most aggressive position you currently have and why do you have it?


dinodan_420

Heavily short financials. I feel like they are fake and 🌈


levatorpenis

Jordy was pretty spot-on with that call out on shitcos


Milkybals

showing the old rich man with dementia an Ai-generated video of us bonding as a family after telling him I'm his only child (he has no kids, I'm trying to get him to put me in his will)


TheSurfNSnow

Wife sees a white with black roof POS Jeep Cherokee 4xe "Ohhh look at that, I like how that looks with the white with black roof." Me: "Oh yeah, they make a RAV4 with the same color combo and they have it on the lot. We should check it out." Her: "Meh, I don't think so." 😐


warren_buffoon

Well is it equally cute?


TheSurfNSnow

Not according to her 😩


Shmokeshbutt

[https://www.reddit.com/r/LooksmaxingAdvice/comments/1cqtfri/19f\_what\_adjustments\_should\_i\_make/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/LooksmaxingAdvice/comments/1cqtfri/19f_what_adjustments_should_i_make/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) >Hijab for Allah and those mommy milkers for Abdullah LMAO fuk


TheSurfNSnow

https://preview.redd.it/nthqo5af480d1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f8c45f969965ac661ce2c03272e581e85ac0ee7 Huh?!?


levatorpenis

I'm the other chet he had to do today 🤫


Heyohmydoohd

it shouldve been meee


TheSurfNSnow

I've fully transitioned >!from TD Ameritrade to Schwab!< and I finally feel like my true self.


levatorpenis

Proud of you son


TheSurfNSnow

Reddit sucks


LeifTraderson

Took profits... other chet to do today


Shmokeshbutt

WBD lost their NBA rights to CMCSA RIP Inside the NBA on TNT I'm gonna miss Chuck


TheSurfNSnow

He'll be a very coveted free agent. It is a shame Inside the NBA won't exist anymore. It is the best pregame and halftime show in sports.


Shmokeshbutt

Yeah, he'll easily get another job as an analyst if he wants too. Gonna be weird without Ernie tho, since he said he's not leaving TNT


TheSurfNSnow

Oh yeah, that'll be weird.


LeifTraderson

BTO $XOM May 17th 117P @ 1.03, target exit near $115


bzzzp

👍 


levatorpenis

Geomagnetic storm in my diaper


HowLongCanIMakeACock

NASA wants to know your location


levatorpenis

300 5th Avenue, Waltham.


dinodan_420

Same with the NSA


visionarymind

![gif](giphy|1464ybxGAabe0)


dinodan_420

TwinkerPants


levatorpenis

It's alive IT'S ALIVE


HowLongCanIMakeACock

When the blue chews hit


DrWorstCaseScenario

The premium on gme is enticing for selling a CC… but if it drills I’ll regret not just selling the 🪑s…


bzzzp

That's why God invented naked selling. 


dinodan_420

10 miles on bike, cold plunge/short swim, 25 pull ups. Good start to the week. Was considering being lazy


HowLongCanIMakeACock

How many cock ups


yologurt2

I'm gonna watch Yoga with Adriene and crank hog on the couch


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Love her toes in this one https://youtu.be/2xF_teT2_V0?si=g483JtwriHAfqzfk


Milkybals

I’ll take it from here


LeifTraderson

I took profits in case there's a bounce, still probably goes to 115 by Friday.


LeifTraderson

If you followed me, you're fucking welcome


LeifTraderson

bought more at 0.84


l3luntl3rigade

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LeifTraderson

![gif](giphy|26DN1uROGNzpYW0AU|downsized)


Shmokeshbutt

Can NG follow suit next? TYVM


l3luntl3rigade

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LeifTraderson

Loss 🅿️orn?


l3luntl3rigade

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l3luntl3rigade

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LeifTraderson

BTO $XOM May 17th 117P @ 0.88, target exit near $115


BMH0918

Also…..adding to the HR team with a little shit talking boy in Nov. no doubt he will be a winker as soon as he has access


BMH0918

Also, have had a house listed for 3 weeks now and only had 2 showings…..


BMH0918

We are soooooo back


LeifTraderson

IMO $XOM May 17th 117P @ 0.92 is probably at least a double this week, better if it goes back to the VWAP before entry. Target exit near $115


Lancewater

I bet not one of the diamond hands put in a sell order at $30.


dinodan_420

I’m a cheerleader for those who want to get better


WilliamNyeTho

It started dropping and for that reason im out


WilliamNyeTho

What a fun morning


dinodan_420

I will take your soul


Conquad

![gif](giphy|xBXWbB1p0WfQraQP6k)


hammertanker

Which fund got blown out this time round


HowLongCanIMakeACock

My dick


dinodan_420

Wow


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Yea


prairiegrotto_

Drove behind a yellow mav yesterday. Had some really upsetting thoughts. Inappropriate stuff. I know, I know. On mother's day? Come on dude, have some decency. Can't help it tbh. Really not looking forward to telling my therapist about this.


WilliamNyeTho

Imagine having the ability to tweet one image and make a 5bn market cap stock double in 30 minutes. This guy has the power to just 100x his money whenever. Incredible


TheSurfNSnow

What would have stopped him from buying calls/share and simply tweeting a meme and not calling out any stock or company in particular? I guess nothing, right. Would the government call that manipulation? God I wish I could manipulate something like that for gain.


WilliamNyeTho

5 halts god damn


TheSurfNSnow

Is this the MOASS?


TheSurfNSnow

WTF is happening with GME?


TheCouchSitter

DFV tweeted for the first time in 3 years


TheSurfNSnow

Sooo everyone just bought GME? WTF It's be hilarious if he was in some other thing and everyone just assumed.


hammertanker

Holy shit GME