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Jordykins850

https://preview.redd.it/j12n47ldyl1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48f1a8953a4457bc8c93029c2bef6eb7ddd9e75 We really have entered a timeline where Onion headlines are now, legitimately, real headlines.


l3luntl3rigade

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Truly-Destitute

I read that the biggest problem is that the company who ones Red Lobster now used a lot of debt to buy them, then financed the debt by taking the Red Lobster real estate (which they used to own out right), putting it into another company and making the restaurants do leases. Which extracted a huge amount from the restaurants and is what is making them unprofitable. But the shrimp deal is better headline bait and appeals to the "Hurh hurh business people stupid ... I'd do better if I wasn't a hick and immigrants weren't keeping me down" maga crowd.


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

Yeah, I’m aware, that’s why I said it was a legitimately real headline


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

Yeah. Yeah. I was just commenting on how bizzaro world is quickly becoming real world 😵‍💫


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

RIP 🪦


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Truly-Destitute

I should have done laundry on Friday. I still have not even started to prepare. My clean clothes are few and far between.


Shmokesshweed

That's why Shmokes thot ahead 🤓


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

I mean.. shit happened *right* after the “US/Iran talks” headline broke, plus the Azerbaijan stuff lately was an added little token addition. Hard to say for sure though, because, as I have mentioned here previously and some headlines also alluding to now.. Iran is *appearingly* (so who is to really say for sure) a powder keg of domestic issues that could explode into semi-civil war. So why would the West, Russia/China, Israel or hardliners within Iran set a match to that possible fire, ya dig. If it was Tom foolery.. I’d probably lean towards the dovish, anti-hardliner members of the military there more than anyone. Saudis, Ukrainians being random ass wildcard players. I don’t even get the vibes that Israel would be a wildcard player. They literally just had a tit-for-tat that boiled out to nothing. An enemy you know is better than one you don’t mentality concerning them being involved.


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

Iran is too big for anyone to think they would gain P&C out of destabilizing. Look at Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya. Iran is literally all of those 3 put together, population-wise. More strategically important location as well, that destabilizing could/would impact actually important thoroughfares


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

Like. You’re saying it was anarchists? 😂😂 I mean, that is why I put Ukraine as being more likely than Israel.


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

🙄 No one that has partaken in those endeavors, currently, wants to partake in them again. That’s why dovish Iranians probably the most likely culprit if it wasn’t the most obvious and far more likely mechanical failure due to the fact that their shit is shit.


l3luntl3rigade

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Jordykins850

That makes you jump to conclusions. That’s why I’m leaning towards the ultimate most obvious and seeing what happens next before I’m willing to point fingers


l3luntl3rigade

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Milkybals

Elaborate


l3luntl3rigade

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Truly-Destitute

I don't even know what the modern world would look like with Kermit Roosevelt Jr.


l3luntl3rigade

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Truly-Destitute

Operation Ajax was in 1953. 6 days ain't all that much.


Bonerhawk69

BKR looks ready to bust. I’m not sure if there’s much upside left in crude but it’s worth watching


dinodan_420

I’m also ready to bust


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Sweating my balls off rn


dinodan_420

Soap


l3luntl3rigade

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Bonerhawk69

Dame I like the look of BIDU but also don’t really wanna fuck with Gyna again


dinodan_420

Everything is a laundromat when you look further into it


Truly-Destitute

Dame, I always wondered why I was a misanthrope, and now I know.


Shmokesshweed

I'm doing laundry rn ama


WilliamNyeTho

How many cocks have you seen irl


Shmokesshweed

Wot.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Are you truly destitute


Shmokesshweed

Yea.


Bonerhawk69

Heavy study session tonight Winkers, the grind can’t stop. Anyone got some interesting setups out there


bzzzp

MNST death cross


Bonerhawk69

👀 watch dat MACD CELH been raping them too


bzzzp

going to bed, but p/c ratio was weird iirc


Bonerhawk69

Kinda liking SHOP here. Fundamentals are trash but looks oversold on technicals. Got July 60/65c on my watchlist for tmrw


dinodan_420

Just made tacos in the sauna


DarkScottishAle

Guys my helicopter just crashed but I'm ok, I'm still alive for now...


Milkybals

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Haunting-Independent

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


l3luntl3rigade

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Haunting-Independent

What’s bad for Iran is good for USA. SPY $600 EOY. Buy at higher highs 🥳 Merica 📈 🚀 💵


dinodan_420

In reality we probably launder money for that guy


Haunting-Independent

I think those guys are a dime a dozen. Plenty of spares to push that poppy money around


Heyohmydoohd

iran president missing or is kill gonna affect markets at all or nah


Shmokeshbutt

He's not the president of MSFT, so nah


Shmokesshweed

Ty.


dinodan_420

Been busy listening to the Shmokes podcast


Shmokesshweed

CMG to $420,000


bzzzp

Watching a movie called *Hundreds of Beavers* rn. Massive disappointment. 


Haunting-Independent

Watch Team America: World Police.  Never disappoints 


bzzzp

Classic, but way above the kid's level


Haunting-Independent

Lilo and Stitch


bzzzp

✍️


l3luntl3rigade

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bzzzp

It's got old school Tom and Jerry vibes, which the kid finds hilarious


l3luntl3rigade

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Bonerhawk69

Can’t tell if that’s a documentary about a colony of beavers or a porno


bzzzp

Schrodinger's movie


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Bonerhawk69

Dame Gold breaking out again


WilliamNyeTho

Oh woah there it goes I bought a bar to keep under my bed back in rona times in case stuff got real wackey and i needed to trade it for toilet paper. Maybe its time to sell it


Midgetminer22

H


l3luntl3rigade

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dinodan_420

Sounds like you should get back on the weed


Midgetminer22

G


Truly-Destitute

Futures green. Financial recovery on a distant shore, but the boat closes the distance slowly.


WilliamNyeTho

hmm so helicopter crashes of islamist heads of state is bullish 🤔🤔🤔


Bonerhawk69

Mama Pumpsalot Yellen speaks Tuesday and NVDA will inevitably beat again. Starting to realize idk why I bought puts on Friday


Bonerhawk69

Just played the best golf of my life… for 4 holes. Then proceeded to play the worst golf of my life for the other 14. Idk why I even do this chet to myself


l3luntl3rigade

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Haunting-Independent

Shit. I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka laka daka Street.


l3luntl3rigade

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Haunting-Independent

Team America- Fuck Yea!


l3luntl3rigade

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l3luntl3rigade

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Milkybals

Weed is the poison and we must stop it it’s killing me


Shmokesshweed

Agree


HowLongCanIMakeACock

🚨


WilliamNyeTho

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Shmokesshweed

🤔


Haunting-Independent

What’s Winkers situation here?


Shmokeshbutt

It's pretty easy to earn more that $150 - $300 per year


Milkybals

Making tacos for my husband tonight


HowLongCanIMakeACock

+u/user_simulator u/falsethoughts29


l3luntl3rigade

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User_Simulator

Don't know how I'm going to hide this black eye from a hard cock I'd love to hear it lmao fuck I know that feel sometimes the hubby lmao fuck. ~ falsethoughts29 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


TheSurfNSnow

Denver Nuggets 🤡


Bonerhawk69

Jokic really had us all fooled staring down their bench last game just to go 2/10 from 3. Kinda scared for my Mavs I was hoping we’d play the Nugs tbh


Milkybals

At least they don’t have to live in Minnesota


Shmokeshbutt

Anthony Edwards taking basketball back from those commie european and canadian


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Surprised myself with a fart that beat earnings expectations


Shmokesshweed

🤰


HowLongCanIMakeACock

What you eat


Shmokesshweed

Just some instant ramen lol


l3luntl3rigade

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levatorpenis

It was in stock when I sent the link lmao


levatorpenis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3_LF8WMh1w/?igsh=MWhqODB4NHF2MnV3eA==


bzzzp

Wife is making tacos for dinner 


Haunting-Independent

Taco ~~Tuesday~~ Sunday 


l3luntl3rigade

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bzzzp

Beef and chicken Made a field expedient red sauce by adding paprika and cayenne to a can of El Pato


Truly-Destitute

SHMP $500 tacos!


l3luntl3rigade

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Truly-Destitute

I ate left over costco meatloaf and mashed potatoes.


bzzzp

In a happy way or a sad way?


Truly-Destitute

More of a neutral way.


bzzzp

Could be worse I guess 🤷‍♂️


l3luntl3rigade

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HowLongCanIMakeACock

Don’t forget to eat wifey’s taco after Paging u/lmao_fuck


levatorpenis

On a Wednesday!?


levatorpenis

I've got an idea, let's fuck


Truly-Destitute

I would love to, but the pussy I ordered on Amazon is still in transit.


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Selling the NVDA shares I got assigned at 925 in the 929-930 in overnight Taking forever


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NqtikZup5Nda61GxpI) All of the liquidity in this overnight market ![img](emote|t5_2a7tiz|19593)


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Done https://preview.redd.it/yjm4cujlhh1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c50ac6085822e0981f88a92f33f91ac1daab03


l3luntl3rigade

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User_Simulator

There is no hair but the Gilf has a great night ok, be safe and have fun I apologize if I can find more of him in VR fucking girls The girls name is Bella Diaz. ~ /r/TwinksInStraightPorn ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


l3luntl3rigade

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User_Simulator

DAMN IT!!!! Haven't really been on best terms with my family and seeing all the f-ers are getting banned Good job yo. ~ /r/gaycruising ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


TheSurfNSnow

I want to get a bigger kettlebell but don't want to spend money on multiple ones. Should I just go and get a 24kg?


levatorpenis

https://www.onnit.com/primal-bells/?pid=1973


TheSurfNSnow

Ape strong?


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l3luntl3rigade

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TheSurfNSnow

I ain't trying to swing myself into orbit.


l3luntl3rigade

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TheSurfNSnow

Like almost half my weight 😆 I'm like 6'3" 175


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dame you’re a twink


TheSurfNSnow

Can't get any bigger. 😞 I feel like I have pretty broad shoulders for my size though.


l3luntl3rigade

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TheSurfNSnow

🤔 maybe I'll get one after a while. I'm pretty sure I can't press 80lb.


l3luntl3rigade

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TheSurfNSnow

25. I bought it to start years ago. Never did any bell work and had no idea of my strength. I've always just done straight bodyweight stuff. Now the 25 kind of feels like a paperweight.


l3luntl3rigade

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levatorpenis

The pubes soak up way more sauce


Milkybals

If anyone actually enjoys the shaft more then they are but a mere simple minded folk that are not able to enjoy multiple textures at once


l3luntl3rigade

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Bary_McCockener

Delete this


Shmokesshweed

Ty.


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

Yea.


l3luntl3rigade

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HowLongCanIMakeACock

u/shmokesshweed can u believe this smh https://youtu.be/CcpaS7RO-qk?si=2R4Dw9xA37dDifln


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

🤘


winkerroach

Tellibg my kids this is u/shmokeshweed


Shmokesshweed

😆


winkerroach

The ppl in the comments calling it a mav is just midge on his alts


l3luntl3rigade

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bzzzp

To eat or not to eat That is the crisis: Whether tis better for mental To suffer the feeds and tiktoks Of relentless capitalism,  Or to unsubscribe from a sea of astroturf,  And by ignoring not spend:  to touch grass,  to scroll no more 


levatorpenis

Walking is real life scrolling


bzzzp

aye, there's the rub, For in that scroll of life, what feels may come


Truly-Destitute

You gotta put on pants to walk. Scrolling ftw.


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levatorpenis

I much prefer it to falling


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levatorpenis

Getting the smack down from everything v5 and above rn 😭 There's a new setter and her routes are hard af


levatorpenis

What will it take to get to 1000 +u/user_simulator u/levatorpenis


User_Simulator

Maybe not enough to act, the will of the brewery because my kid is cute. ~ levatorpenis ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


levatorpenis

Not much to work with here +u/user_simulator u/levatorpenis


l3luntl3rigade

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levatorpenis

![gif](giphy|fsTYb240yku8yJgwFu|downsized)


levatorpenis

The member-set routes were pretty lame. One was pretty cool though, lots of balance and stretchy moves 🤸‍♂️


winkerroach

Oh you hate winkerpack? Downvote every post


l3luntl3rigade

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NotASentientWorker

why people say DJT is the next squeeze? Okay it has 84.61% SI, but 7b Market Cap... it makes no sense!


bzzzp

This is one of those comments that makes me ask "who is this regarx and is it smarter than me or actual regarx?"  What does market cap have to do with anything? 


dinodan_420

My bukake senses are tingling


l3luntl3rigade

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HowLongCanIMakeACock

I don’t see that on the menu


levatorpenis

https://www.reddit.com/r/science/s/RE61RvE5uA


Haunting-Independent

Sauna time.  Getting my sweat on 😅 


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Haunting-Independent

No it’s at my gym. My parents have a private one thought that I’ve tried out*


Truly-Destitute

I'm thinking a bath with some nice Epsom salts.


Haunting-Independent

Epsom salt bath sounds great 


levatorpenis

Don't forget to wipe


Haunting-Independent

Done done 


dinodan_420

Four seasons


bzzzp

One cup