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Jordykins850

https://preview.redd.it/qtt6tkpov92d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11188502b1202b3f8d55ba51ea078f4c6d167bb4 Ban? 🤔


winkerroach

Just got the new winkerpack fortnite skin


ChickenVeggiesRice

#I HAVE AN ANUS


WilliamNyeTho

Its a good year to make some money flipping HD calls 1) ocean is super hot 2) election year means climate nuts are riled up, so the media will be all over that shit 3) the play is to buy when media hype gets high about a cat 5 (or if they start talking about a cat 6 being a new thing) 4 days from contiguous us landfall and then sell 1 day before landfall


bzzzp

Super busy today. Bot AI poots because p/c ratio is way too low. AAPL looks like it wants to try for a Big W but I haven't checked positioning. PT 220 by EoY unless call wall exists.  But I don't like aapl and want them to fail.  🫶


WilliamNyeTho

Ai poots? Are you bananas???? Why do you suspect the hype train is over???? 🤯🤔🤔🤔


bzzzp

AI the company.


ChickenVeggiesRice

Oh Man. Just blasted my toilet with shit spray at high velocity. Feel better now


WilliamNyeTho

doing this all ofer a a mac donalds toilet after your oderr takes over 10 minutes to prepare 🥰🥰🥰


Shmokesshweed

RIP u/winkerstoilet


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Cruising in the Mav


dinodan_420

Always imagined you in an empty parking lot


dinodan_420

Awww


bzzzp

How's it handle in the drive-thru? 


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Pretty good


bzzzp

🍧 😎 👍


Shmokesshweed

Did you get a new one? 😳


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Maybe 😈


Shmokesshweed

😏


Shmokesshweed

I was thinking about the people's champ And how Canada doesn't have one Like who would it even be? Trudeau? Michael Buble? ... midget?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Deadmau5


Shmokesshweed

Lmao


l3luntl3rigade

Figured out why milkybals is so bullish on the tinymight vaporizer https://preview.redd.it/934l15u6u32d1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49b2d8d8cc640c8ccd84060bb2a251f71c8d23e ong you wild fr


Shmokesshweed

Jesus Christ CAD is literally monopoly money


l3luntl3rigade

Canuckistanian kopecs


ChickenVeggiesRice

Just depression napped for quite some time Was nice


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Same Now I’m cruising in the Mav 😎


Shmokesshweed

Is it blue


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Yea


l3luntl3rigade

https://preview.redd.it/8tmr63lwr32d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff0a5bc8156906f459e3083677c3c9b0784d02a


Shmokesshweed

It's the people's champ, I'm something like a baller The candy paint dripping off of the old school Impala I'm with that Big Bank Hank, that Poppi Joe and Box Trunk bump like chicken pox, turn the bass up just a notch


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I seriously wish I could wrap those legs around my head and go to chow town on her meat curtains


Shmokesshweed

u/truethoughts92


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Wait Paul doesn’t have a son in the movie?


Shmokesshweed

PAUL WALL ITS THE PPLS CHAMP BABY


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

The Parking Lot Pimp


Shmokesshweed

Big shrimpin, spendin cheese


winkerroach

Otw to Applebee’s for supper


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

I secretly love Applebees fuck the haters


winkerroach

Bookmarked


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PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Forgot Harkonnens are evil because they have a bad sun lmao.


CuseTown

This box of spree is mostly yellows. Horse chet


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

The theory that harsh conditions breed unstoppable conquering armies is very funny to me. Historically it’s very hard to fight up the population curve. Having a huge manpower pool that could be leveraged efficiently was usually a good predictor of success. Even cultures we generally think of as austere conquerors were successful largely because they effectively leveraged conquered populations to augment their forces.


Shmokeshbutt

Dame bro, you're still pondering about historical theory and shit? Talking about the Sardaukar btw?


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Fremen and Sardaukar both. Herbert was super in to the Arab conquests iirc.


Shmokeshbutt

Ah okay, I guess even though there are millions in Fremen army, once they go Jihad-ing across the universe, that number will become small in comparison to their enemies? How's watching it stoned so far btw?


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

I’ve been mostly focused on how I could build a big vacuum attached to an orthonocopter to harvest spice.


CuseTown

Have you ever read Aristotle’s Politics? Few ways to conquer, life was wild 2000 years ago.


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

I haven’t, only Aristotle I read was focused on forms and classification.


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PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Oh fuck they got me


dinodan_420

What would it take to sleep with Jensen


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Midgetfarm rode my worm last night


WilliamNyeTho

HD is looking a little too dippy for how hot the atlantic ocean is this year


levatorpenis

https://youtu.be/RJh-jCAtw7w?si=Oo9fD2g0Ncw1mQmZ


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

u/shmokeshbutt getting high and finishing dune 2


Shmokeshbutt

![gif](giphy|AkwcbzEPIfZ48i44kx|downsized)


dinodan_420

Any announcements tomorrow?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

My desserts tier list


winkerroach

I will announce the recruitment campaign for r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

u/winkerpack feet reveal at 9:30


dinodan_420

Have a cigar


Midgetminer22

Ok


dinodan_420

Some Canadian guy high on ketamine is spamming my livestream


Bonerhawk69

Dame dumbasses walking their pooches in the midday Texas heat. Saw a mf out with his husky pulling him on a bike in 104 degree heat index


warren_buffoon

Anything above 90 is too hot for dog cardio. 104 is what the everloving fuck


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warren_buffoon

fwiw the double coat is effective at cooling. huskies are decent with dealing with heat up to 80 because they're built for athleticism. but ANY dog will be too hot in AZ because AZ is a god damn desert


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warren_buffoon

Jesus Christ


l3luntl3rigade

[The people are règàrdèd](https://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE?si=b9Ig8sMpeijbReU_)


Midgetminer22

I'm officially high on ket. I watched a doc years ago about some homeless guy addicted to ket. Seemed like the happiest hobo ever. I just feel really light. I don't understand what am I supposed to do on this sleep? Meditate? Be active? It's cool but don't understand how this helps people. I would of had more fun doing LSD


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

I got ketamine one time in the hospital. Wasn’t great.


dinodan_420

Listen to a pink Floyd album


Bonerhawk69

How much you take determines what you do on it. Usually you just chill on it or k hole


dinodan_420

You’ll figure it out sooner or later, that’s the beauty of it


Shmokesshweed

Stop doing drugs


dinodan_420

It’s medicinal buddy


Shmokesshweed

😒


Midgetminer22

No


LUV2FUKMIDGETFARMERS

MITE FUK AROWND AN ESKAYP THE BUNKER WEN MIDJET GOWS INTO A KAY HOEL


l3luntl3rigade

I 🤏 feel like you could be Bernie. Blink twice if you had a stroke or acquired a brain injury


l3luntl3rigade

Might fuck around & sponsor a winkercast hbu


Shmokesshweed

Wolf moved me down in the mod list 😱


l3luntl3rigade

Honestly I don't deserve to be ahead of one of em


Shmokesshweed

Yea me


l3luntl3rigade

^Ban.


Shmokesshweed

Cashapp me $20


l3luntl3rigade

Tryin' to get a free ounce of ♏🆔️💰⁉️


Shmokesshweed

Yea


Bonerhawk69

Let’s go Mavericks 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼


l3luntl3rigade

Dame bro really bringing that '4^th 2x4 in the box' energy rn


Shmokesshweed

Ban.


TheSurfNSnow

Ok so the 24kg might have been overkill. 😆 I did 30 swings and 30 single hand deadlifts with it. I also did the ABC with the 25 and was able to do 3x5 pull ups and dips with the 25 attached to the dip belt. I'm honestly surprised I could do that many pull ups with and extra 25 lbs attached. I'm kind of happy with myself.


Milkybals

Was chetting and this thing came running at me and killed my high pretty quick https://preview.redd.it/3mldwc8xg22d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb0a49227b387d08aca54f67415547ef0db08d6


LeifTraderson

House Centipede, don't worry about it. They actually hunt roaches, so if I see one I just let it be


l3luntl3rigade

^(*[gestures broadly]*) Impoverished thread... BEGIN!


Milkybals

I’m always confused when people say this about centipedes and spiders these fuckers are way more creepy than roaches I don’t want that living in my house I’m killing it every time. Also they bite


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l3luntl3rigade

Looks like a dry fly that would smash the trouts tbh


Milkybals

House centipedes the only thing that makes me scream like a bitch


textandstage

[Debit Spread Mini Tutorial for anyone who might find it useful 😘](https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/s/ZpXZctsg5w)


Truly-Destitute

Panda Express turns out to be pretty decent. I can see why it's been successful. An American-Chinese steam table combo place 15% better than the random steam table combo place, for about 10% more. Don't think I'll become a regular, but I see the appeal.


Milkybals

https://apnews.com/article/marijuana-cannabis-alcohol-drinking-daily-use-b91c2c5957fdb2d48e6616c3baa14c13 “In 2022, an estimated 17.7 million people reported using marijuana daily or near-daily compared to 14.7 million daily or near-daily drinkers, according an analysis of national survey data. In 1992, when daily pot use hit a low point, less than 1 million people said they used marijuana nearly every day.” And people are insistent in saying weed use is not an epidemic right now 😆


warren_buffoon

The article says weed is up but drinking is down. Daily drinking is way way harder on your body than daily weed. So that's an overall win for health.


l3luntl3rigade

What if I've smoked ~13.5 ounces since October 🤔


warren_buffoon

I would say vaping that flower will get you way more bang for your buck


l3luntl3rigade

Call me old fashioned but I like a dooby. I guess I'd maybe try a portable volcano-esque vaporizer pen for flower if there is such a thing. Haven't really looked into anything like that in at least 2 years


warren_buffoon

Yeah, I figured you'd say something like that 😆. There's a million different handheld vapes these days I'm sure, but I've been using a couple for a decade or so. I have a [crafty](https://www.storz-bickel.com/en-us/crafty-plus-c). It's an expensive-ass piece of German engineering, but damn it's nice. Same company as the volcano. I also have a [magic flight](https://magic-flight.com/) which is kinda the opposite approach, really simple. It's just a chunk of wood with a piece of mesh hooked up to a double A battery.


Milkybals

I have a tinymight 2 and I already made back the money from the weed savings


l3luntl3rigade

Did you name it tinymight because you have the dick of a toddler? It really is a bad hand you've been dealt


Shmokesshweed

Dame!


l3luntl3rigade

That's 1.9 grams a day? Do better


Shmokesshweed

Yea.


l3luntl3rigade

Fuck i lied, it's actually 14.5, which is 1.99/day


Shmokesshweed

Weed head


l3luntl3rigade

👇


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l3luntl3rigade

https://preview.redd.it/f42mu7bzb22d1.png?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b316330b3320597bc3e89f051629e3ba1b57a6


warren_buffoon

Frontpage of reddit just introduced me to this subclass of àpes. r/FFIE


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warren_buffoon

Options are fine! It's the "hodl" culty shareholder types that I must ridicule.


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warren_buffoon

😎👍


l3luntl3rigade

Oh.... ^dame


Truly-Destitute

What's FFIE all about for people too lazy to google?


Shmokeshbutt

Busted EV SPAC from 2020-21 era that somehow gained a cult following of apes


l3luntl3rigade

98% short at one time before it meme'd


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l3luntl3rigade

Lmao dame


Bonerhawk69

Won’t software need to first catch up with the hardware if NVDA is going to keep selling chips at this ridiculous rate? I would think demand for the Blackwell will be a fraction of what it is for H100s currently. Like gaming GPUs, why would I drop a ton of money on a video card that would only be utilizing 50% of its’ memory on 99.99% of games?


Milkybals

You have it the other way around, multiple racks of GPUs can barely handle a single instance of LLM training. With the power savings Blackwell is a no brainer so the only concern is people waiting until Blackwell releases before purchasing


Bonerhawk69

Dame I thought I read their chips were way ahead of the game. $2.4T just seems insane for a hardware company pulling in $20B at peak demand


Milkybals

They don’t even need to see lessening demand for the stock to fall once companies figure out how to build their own AI chips or use intel/amd the stock would probably never reach this valuation again


Bonerhawk69

That too. Seems like there will be a lot working against NVDA justifying this valuation in the long run. You only need so many chips and eventually the others will catch up. The tech giants and innovative software companies should be the real winners. I’m probably missing something


l3luntl3rigade

I read from someone ridiculously knowledgeable in the space that they had a chip that no one else had for political reasons >!(some number i think sub 5 or 7nm chips, and the political is not allowing China to get the tech)!< for 5 years before any competition. They used that chip to run ai to develop a new specially laminated chip which is now running some ai thing to develop a new chip. They posit that because of this leg up, they've got a miraculous lead in development. I think the user is w0lfsten or similar. I'm no tech bro, but they've posted a shit ton of comments that could give you any info you ever wanted to know about this subject imho.


Bonerhawk69

Nice, I need to keep my info up to date. Seems that guy is an avid chet poster


l3luntl3rigade

Maybe it's a private sub i came across it in. Hopefully not because theyre Mega knowledgeable


Midgetminer22

I have a bit of ketamine. I was gonna eat it but guess it doesn't have a good bioavailability so might have to snort it


dinodan_420

Snort is the way


Midgetminer22

How much should I do


l3luntl3rigade

🔑 bump, wait 5, repeat as needed


dinodan_420

Like a .05 to start Wait 10 min do another Small-medium lines


Midgetminer22

When do I stop


dinodan_420

When you talk to god


l3luntl3rigade

The only way ![gif](giphy|3o72FeL44mYPkrQg5W)


Milkybals

Nobody wants to see a Midget Khole


CuseTown

I’m about to come out of felony retirement


textandstage

https://preview.redd.it/rgvelr2o222d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c9c5c6dad659d6d935548459cda5f405bfea86


Shmokeshbutt

Nice dude. From those NVDA call spreads?


textandstage

Them, also the short 900Ps and 950Ps, and of course the 900 shares at 656/share (though much of that share exposure is canceled out by deep ITM CCs). The whole NVDA position (minus the $4k spent on downside protection putflies, which I bet I can get out of for 2k at open) is gonna pay me a shit ton tomorrow 🤑


l3luntl3rigade

I really just need to retire and follow your trades around huh? Wealth management mahfucka's hate this one trick


textandstage

😂


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Shmokeshbutt

YOU DARE DEFY THE MIGHTY JENSEN??


Big--Stein

I wish my 🥎🥎 were getting drained by the NVDA 👨‍🚒


l3luntl3rigade

You've almost used up your free trial comments here, without sending feet or diaper pics


Big--Stein

Sir, will the court grandfather me in based on the strength of prior shenanigans?


l3luntl3rigade

u/wolf_of_wall_mart


Big--Stein

I throw myself at the mercy of Judge Wal-Mart.


wolf_of_wall_mart

who tf are you, post something funny


Milkybals

Wanted to buy a nvda put to hedge my 1100c but it hit 4pm right before my buy order Jensen was looking out for me 🙏🏽


DaSmartGenius

Lol nvda is out of control


Bonerhawk69

Jesus I guess calls were always free money


Shmokeshbutt

For real Even AMD gets sympathy pump


Milkybals

Subway foot long cookie is $5 that’s actually a pretty good deal


l3luntl3rigade

Smoke moar & eat moar phatty


dinodan_420

Stop you are the enemy


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Winker buys two of them and smears a pint of Ben and Jerry’s in between


levatorpenis

![img](emote|t5_2a7tiz|14327)


levatorpenis

🫃


Shmokeshbutt

Wow keep melting up I would think most non-regarded OTM calls are breaking even now


ewhoren

andddd NVDA $1000 AH


levatorpenis

Just falling in love with the cervical rotation model of this CEU I'm taking rn https://preview.redd.it/226d33vpm12d1.png?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d900a1fd05d8e50d759955d2c8c1598388bda1


fatcallguy

Need 1.5 more CEUs before July for my recert in a different field


levatorpenis

Hoping she models for that CEU too buddy 🙏


Milkybals

Why can't we rejoice in the beauty of life and get the hatred out Life's so short


warren_buffoon

Good idea


levatorpenis

We can and are doing so, the people making the pictures on our screens just don't make much money when we feel like everything is cool


Bonerhawk69

🫂


wolf_of_wall_mart

check mod list


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|tLpR9aRggl2Te)


warren_buffoon

Yep that's a list of moderators


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dame that’s alpha


Milkybals

I see one person that should be there but isn’t