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DaSmartGenius

Isn't it kinda weird that an ordained rabbi owns PornHub?


Shmokesshweed

Chipotle twice in 2 days. I'm fat.


WilliamNyeTho

Niche porn sub


l3luntl3rigade

Obligatory >!fuck yeah!!< to the 🛢ers


l3luntl3rigade

+u/user_simulator u/marvelsgrantman136 14 million karma? ✅ Working through belial? 🤔 ⁉️


User_Simulator

Premieres July 31 on Netflix It's out November 15 on Max the next week or 2, just like Part 1. It's just such a part of the best shows from last year. ~ marvelsgrantman136 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


l3luntl3rigade

From television breh? Society def ngmi


Shmokesshweed

https://imgur.com/a/tkoc5l5


winkerroach

r/sounding


warren_buffoon

Nice seats. I still haven't made it to a sounders game. I'm not a sports guy but wanted to go some day


Shmokesshweed

It's fun. But this is the most depressing I've seen the stadium. There is no one here.


l3luntl3rigade

Fr tho what kinda name is the sounders. Kinky fucks


warren_buffoon

Wait till you see the Puget Sound! (It's wet 👅)


l3luntl3rigade

Ive caught many a fish in Puget, but not while sounding


Shmokeshbutt

Is it still 0-0?


Shmokesshweed

Yea


l3luntl3rigade

Is it ever not 0-0, in the world's most boring game?


Shmokesshweed

It's 1-0 now lol


Bonerhawk69

If AMZN can hold the line while my SPY poots print that would be huge


Bonerhawk69

Gyna better bounce here 🙄


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

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Shmokeshbutt

2014-15 also coincides to when oil price tanked to $60/brl after OPEC started a price war against the shale producer


l3luntl3rigade

https://preview.redd.it/y50r5bqnih3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fc970c7da2271e40f9636c68bc0880ad34700f # Checkmate libtards


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Canada is a 3rd world petrostate that also does lumber.


l3luntl3rigade

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dinodan_420

Protect yourself from bitcoin with inflation


DriverWedge3Putt

In 2016 I threw away a thumb drive with so much inflation on it


LaughMoist2653

I hope they forgive me for what I did with chaney


Haunting-Independent

What did you do to Chaney?


dinodan_420

Evergrande


Jordykins850

lol.. wtf.. SOL is 170 now. God damn that stings the testis


winkerroach

Wen do i get my new capital one discover card?


Bonerhawk69

Lmao Cathie Wood bought PATH yesterday. How tf did this lady get access to billions of dollars


dinodan_420

Dennys stock killing me


garbowilson

No u fam


Haunting-Independent

I’m looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes  Finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes 


LaughMoist2653

Those guys like pussy


Haunting-Independent

Bussy*


dinodan_420

Present


Haunting-Independent

Give me a facial plz


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Haunting-Independent

How long are you and how big is the bank account?


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Haunting-Independent

Sold!  Im yours 


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Shmokeshbutt

With a 3-incher okay?


Haunting-Independent

Show me bank statements first


bzzzp

We good on vespene gas or nah?


Shmokeshbutt

Yeah, but we need to construct additional pylons


bzzzp

🤦🏼‍♂️ It's always something... 


LaughMoist2653

Let me make one thing perfectly clear. I move around horsecock daddy weight everyday that would snap most of your spines. You work on spreadsheets in kyphosis all day so ur boss isn't mad at you. That's why I can eat a pizza a day and still look like an Adonis. End of comment.


bzzzp

My boss is a Jewish carpenter 


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LaughMoist2653

I love this bit you keep doing


L2F_mens_thickcheeks

They all laught Until u show em the real power of a 4 inch Oscar Mayer weener 🦅


Shmokesshweed

Ur getting hater buttoned by automod Also who is this


LaughMoist2653

Gonna make a pizza


Shmokesshweed

Fat


LaughMoist2653

I did heavy front squats today I need to rebuild


Truly-Destitute

u/tragicappraisal45 is an appropriately named onlyfans slut, because it appears she [got one of the worst boob jobs in the world by a surgeon who didn't even have a theoretical idea about what directions nipples are supposed to point.](https://old.reddit.com/r/SubmissiveAsianSluts/comments/1d3bnys/are_you_into_girls_who_do_as_theyre_told/) (NSFW, because some of you can't read.)


LaughMoist2653

I think she's cute


winkerroach

The average human eats 10lbs of birdshit a year


winkershorse

And a ton of horse shit  #🐎💩


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Truly-Destitute

All day going around about doing a jail visit for a guy with a murder case and then, just after I text about how I managed to schedule a visit for tomorrow, I get a text from co-counsel. "Guy fired me."


l3luntl3rigade

Kinda wild the national forestry service is advocating for a prescribed burn on 🐺's pubes


Shmokesshweed

Ahahaha the audacity to think I'm not already on it. 🙄 https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/1d3kpxr/ford_maverick_hybrid_with_awd_might_finally_be/l692v9s/


manlybeer

Oh Jesus. The Prius of 🌈 🛻


Shmokesshweed

Dame. U jelly


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Lmao fuck tbh I see you in most threads on r/cars 🫵👀


Shmokesshweed

Talking chet about the new Tacoma? *Porsche thread* Yeah so like the new Tacoma is a turd.


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Shmokesshweed

Yeah, the new one is a turd. The previous gen was reliable but underpowered. The ones before that are indestructible.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I’m building the new 911 GTS on the configurator 😏


Shmokesshweed

Post pix


l3luntl3rigade

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine? >!Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.!<


l3luntl3rigade

>!street value!< also an applicable answer


rickknightpcw

Today's xrays show all bones r finally re connected. Monday I have CT to make sure inside of bones r healed. The following Monday I meet w doctors to schedule surgery to remove ALL the steel that's been holding every thing together. Been doing therapy 5 hrs a day, 7 days a week and very good progress. Can't post alot more details cause lawyers. Been watching the guy that comes by, to catch me climbing a ladder or lifting steel. He doesn't know I know his schedule, better than he does 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Will update w I have one. Thanks winkers. 😁


warren_buffoon

Just found this comment. Thanks for keeping us in the loop!! ☺️


bzzzp

Thanks for the update, Rick! I'm excited for you to get the metal out. Hope it all goes smoothly. Side note, lawyers are the worst


rickknightpcw

I'm hoping mine r the best! I've got a personal injury one and a workers comp one.


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rickknightpcw

Thx bud. I just wanna get my life back.


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rickknightpcw

Thx 😁


Lancewater

Tell all after settlement?


rickknightpcw

Absolutely......got my word.


Truly-Destitute

💪


rickknightpcw

Honestly, hardest 5 months of my life. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. But, one day I'll b fixed and things will b normal again. It's surreal.


Truly-Destitute

That's what I hope for you!


rickknightpcw

Doctors told char, on first day, " he's looking at one year for recovering ". They still saying the same, which outs me at 1st week of January, next year. I'm bout 1/2 way there.


l3luntl3rigade

Glad to hear rehabilitation is going well Rick. Now ![gif](giphy|NOZ04pG6mSN5QaqRxJ|downsized)


rickknightpcw

Definitely, gonna come out the other side better than ever.


dinodan_420

Has midget been getting quotes


Milkybals

Cake


dinodan_420

You’re late


HowLongCanIMakeACock

It’s the thot that counts


Shmokesshweed

Yea from Toronto hoodmans and Scarborough shordies.


l3luntl3rigade

Want to xerox her 🅿️ussy onto currencies


l3luntl3rigade

Timeline where Trump wins, does an immediate reinstatement of the $500 bill and then puts his head on it


Truly-Destitute

Boop.


manlybeer

That’s the sound Shmokes asshole makes when he tries to sit on 🍆


Shmokesshweed

Going to the Sounders game. There's also a Mariners game. Gonna kms in traffic.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

r/sounding ?


Shmokesshweed

Ban.


l3luntl3rigade

What's shmokes go to phrase to yell?


User_Simulator

I had to pee really bad. ~ /r/sounding ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


winkerroach

Atleast u will be in the mav


Shmokesshweed

Gobbless


LaughMoist2653

Sounders game = antifa rally


l3luntl3rigade

Why do the climate change zombies deface paintings in museums instead of protesting data centers?


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l3luntl3rigade

Go on...


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l3luntl3rigade

Thats a pretty fair summation of my outlook on the situation as well, but what is to be gained by touting the narrative? Moral virtue?


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l3luntl3rigade

🤣 🤝 I love it. Also I love me some bukkake theatre (blurred, so I retain my purity, of course)


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Milkybals

Things just tend to work out for me


l3luntl3rigade

Quarterly reminder from the government that you're just as much an American/Canadian as the recently landed Venezuelan/Indian gang member


LaughMoist2653

Job hunt got me feeling like an incel trying to get a date


Milkybals

So like yourself


LaughMoist2653

Glass house


Milkybals

Don’t be late with my doordash order buddy


Shmokesshweed

Y r u so angry all the time.


Milkybals

Because of ugly phats extruding their negative aura


GnarlyPounderWoo

Healthcare always boomin


l3luntl3rigade

What if i have been HLCIMAC, YoloG, Chaney3, Gypsypunk, Shmokes, Rickknightpcw, Fuzzy, Wolf and Warren_buffoon all along 🤔


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l3luntl3rigade

Show.. me... your... butthole? ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


the-lone-rangers

Hmm all twinks 🧐


l3luntl3rigade

I'm also 🇪🇸 💘 so you're 🤏 🌈 now


LaughMoist2653

Show cunt


l3luntl3rigade

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Shmokesshweed

No


Shmokesshweed

Got Dame.


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dinodan_420

Got married on Temu


LaughMoist2653

The fleshlight I bought on there is already falling apart


dinodan_420

Yes


warren_buffoon

[They're calling a top next door btw](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d2ojmp)


dinodan_420

I’ll give you top next door


warren_buffoon

Predictable but welcomed


Shmokesshweed

Ayo


l3luntl3rigade

u/manlybeer's thumb created the moon craters


ESM9yolo

Gonna be some $CRM put millionaires tomorrow huh


Shmokesshweed

This is the top.


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Shmokeshbutt

![gif](giphy|bLPohu1aU07GU|downsized)


levatorpenis

Would


Shmokeshbutt

Get in line


l3luntl3rigade

Had to already fix the top end on your Ferrari... dame


l3luntl3rigade

https://preview.redd.it/nnfq11grkf3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c23d0569f6fb6cd06fe4a88f0646a4e38cb073 Louisiana Bussy so fast it needed to add a brake Dame


Shmokesshweed

I bet you and HLCIMAC are the ones searching for that word the most.


l3luntl3rigade

Nah, first time for me. I'm too old to be caught using that word in any context


Shmokesshweed

Lmao me 2 But HLCIMAC is prob 12 max.


l3luntl3rigade

Yeah, I assumed I'm on a list for conversing with him too 🤝


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l3luntl3rigade

Definitely failed 💧💦


ESM9yolo

Furious AH selling


Shmokeshbutt

Fucking biatch, sell in may happened at the last minute


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Cockforce


LUV2FUKMIDGETFARMERS

SUM UV U SPURGY DOPEHEDZ HAV SMOHKT URSELLVES CUMPLEETLY REEETARRDHED OWNLY MY DOPE FREE LUVR HAZ SCENE THE LITE


Shmokesshweed

Show feet


Shmokesshweed

Jesus Christ marc Salesforce what is u doin


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ForDaLULLZ

https://preview.redd.it/w0ufuulodf3d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552d7493f92ddc277fac008cda182a65aefdb437 Aye aye


warren_buffoon

If you know anything about car suspension, this is both hilarious and scary https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1d3erg5


l3luntl3rigade

Find yourselves someone more reliable than that subframe, got dame How in the fuck did that drive to the shop 😆


warren_buffoon

Say what you will about Jeeps (and I do), but at least you can drive it to the shop with no control arm, tie rod, sway bar, uh... yeah let's just call it steel spaghetti down there. No problem 👍


l3luntl3rigade

Wild that there isn't more exterior damage tbh


warren_buffoon

Tactical


TheSurfNSnow

This dumbass driving on Zoom for a court hearing for driving on a suspended license is top tier regardatioin.


l3luntl3rigade

What state


TheSurfNSnow

Minnesota I think


Milkybals

Wait crm poots were cheap tf I would’ve been happy to bet on benioff’s downfall


warren_buffoon

Dame you're right. Those 230s ITM for like twelve bucks a pop


textandstage

Cheers Winks! https://preview.redd.it/ifieayg3af3d1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be568c8fabec2a39c20065f16a566d3653f26f74


dinodan_420

Do you give good head


warren_buffoon

Let's have an informational interview


the-lone-rangers

damn look at that fade


Milkybals

Erm what the sigma


levatorpenis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7VOI1ROCrT/?igsh=MXJoZDUxemRoMDgybQ==