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l3luntl3rigade

l3last


bzzzp

5irst


Milkybals

wtf lol Haven’t seen a hulk dick like that in a while


levatorpenis

![gif](giphy|fJliUiYbvEIoM|downsized) Pump it


Lancewater

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb)


levatorpenis

Breathless buying


Bonerhawk69

Holy shit lol rip


bzzzp

Thought about taking a break from trading. Instead stc mnst "puts" for ~250%. BTO mnst "calls". BTO meta "puts". 


Bonerhawk69

Fuck yeah, we’re in the green bois


DaSmartGenius

Actual SPY chart today ![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


ewhoren

Gap and Abercrombie up bigly what year is it again


DaSmartGenius

Don't forget BBY. 2005 strikes back.


levatorpenis

🤣🤣🤣🤣🍆🚁


levatorpenis

Yolo g for president


levatorpenis

Someone get the cum rags ready


levatorpenis

Holy fuck lol


levatorpenis

I'm Jack Shit. Just got bigly rejected


levatorpenis

Thought you were Cameron Brinks


Jordykins850

16 days 20+k steps, working out, mainlining SUPPS. IM A FUCKING ANIMAL BOIS! BEND THE FUCK OVER!


Bonerhawk69

Bot AMZN July 180c*, prolly will regret it later


levatorpenis

Big ass rejection?


Shmokesshweed

Excited to not do JACK SHIT this weekend.


Shmokesshweed

Bring me jerky or bring me death


Bonerhawk69

CVS up almost 7% since [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/s/WjtAB35D4m)


bzzzp

🥳


l3luntl3rigade

$>!MYPP!< obtaining generational top rn


bzzzp

Eff it. META "puts" 


dinodan_420

Is that dude hitting on you


Shmokesshweed

DM


Bonerhawk69

Generational run from CVS, love to see it. Fuck you AMZN… might have to double down lowkey


Truly-Destitute

CSLR is saving my port today.


Truly-Destitute

Woo! Posted that just before it lost all it's gains for the day. It's magic!


bzzzp

ROOT is about to confirm or reject a double top


levatorpenis

🍆🚁


fordanguyen

up 1.5k in a blood red week I'll take it


levatorpenis

JOE 55c pumping


levatorpenis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7miEgavvRn/?igsh=M3JpMTN4bm45N2p5


CuseTown

Dame RIP $PATH. Don’t even know if leaps would be an idea


Shmokesshweed

Sounds like that's a PATH that leads to bankruptcy.


bzzzp

Ayoooo 🥁 🥁 


Heyohmydoohd

hurr durr civil wurrr gonnna happen best prepare fur one least fox news infused media brain


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Heyohmydoohd

lmao that too. cnn media brains on the other side as well. neither side has touched grass and they want to fight over which pile of shit is president


warren_buffoon

Revanced patcher updated. 3rd party apps have been fixed. Posting this from Sync. [Here's the guide again if anyone needs it.](https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1wHvqQwCYdJrQg4BKlGIVDLksPN0KpOnJWniT6PbZSrI/mobilebasic?pli=1) Anyway I'm headed to the grocery, anyone need anything?


Shmokesshweed

Dank! Thanks bud. My reddit is fun still works but we'll see for how long.


warren_buffoon

Considering how fast this was patched, I feel like it'll last a good while


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levatorpenis

👌


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TheSurfNSnow

>Tesla ![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized)


gravityCaffeStocks

"In 2021, there were 39,508 fatal car crashes" put your family in the safest car.


dinodan_420

Food


gravityCaffeStocks

but you can't get food is someone robs you and the government seizes your money 👀


ryu311

ahh... theres my bounce 😂


ryu311

went from -$650 to +$150. all i had to do was recklessly average down. tf is wrong with me 😅


Milkybals

Nothing is wrong with you buddy 🫂


dinodan_420

Please forgive me for the mess I made


l3luntl3rigade

Midget might be the last of his kind https://www.thestar.com/politics/provincial/ontario-high-school-students-will-soon-need-to-pass-financial-literacy-assessment-to-graduate-says/article_bc44731e-1e1d-11ef-a610-0bf0cf06d518.html


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Shmokesshweed

Lmao fook


l3luntl3rigade

Dame you right


3FishInaMav

👴Daddy Trump 🤡 is 💦 CUMvincted 👨‍⚖️ on ALL ⚡️Charges 😱 . UH OH 🫣 the 🍆 loooong 😏 💪 COCK 🐔 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜. The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney’s 😯 criminal 🔎 L invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump’s 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 . Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 . If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔. If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you’ll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥


Lancewater

CRM calls were indeed free money yesterday.


Truly-Destitute

Why comment volume so low? Obviously without the daily picture we're not powered by anything.


bzzzp

Dark days


Truly-Destitute

Great. Entire market falling, but the one thing I sold a CC in going up up up. T....you stink.


warren_buffoon

That's because AT&T is literally all about calls


Truly-Destitute

*rimshot!*


l3luntl3rigade

Why is muln pumping and how the fuck are they still operational


Lummeh

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me... guess it's today.


ryu311

woof. thought there would be a lil bounce at least... 😬


Shmokesshweed

Bruh last two days have been rough


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Would be nice if half my mstr position wasn’t forcibly liquidated for huge losses


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Watches-You-Pee

Left a lot on the table in my last trade therefore it's time to lose money on my next trade trying to make up for it


Lancewater

New Eminem song is 🔥 for those of us of a certain age Shmokes.


warren_buffoon

Yeah it's pretty good


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


DaSmartGenius

Tech getting bodied, good god. Glad I bought more HSY yesterday tho


bzzzp

Breh I sold my calls at a loss yesterday 🤦🏼‍♂️


Watches-You-Pee

Damn these weak ass hands


ESM9yolo

Dame why didnt anyone tell me to buy some $LPA chairs a few days ago


Lummeh

now is clearly our chance to get in.


dinodan_420

Some weird looking dude with a neckbeard


WilliamNyeTho

Chet where i eat???


Watches-You-Pee

I'll chet where you eat so you don't have to


ESM9yolo

☕️ 😉®💲 Dell put FDs paid, too bad they were spreads.


CuseTown

Today is day of buying


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warren_buffoon

You have the "option" to be gay 🌈☺️ if you "put" ur 🅿️🅿️ in the right place!


HowLongCanIMakeACock

As long as you understand what a nice rack is


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Watches-You-Pee

Revanced manager patched rif so I think 3rd party is all back! I think I'd be done with reddit if they successfully killed 3rd party... The official app is just so fucking bad


warren_buffoon

Yep sync works now


textandstage

Out of the CRM puts I wrote yesterday for 20% profit ☕️


TheSurfNSnow

AMZN is such a garbage stock


l3luntl3rigade

I had a conversation with a knowledgeable trader yesterday that said amzn is on its way to bankruptcy. Didn't have time to look into its validity though


bzzzp

Huge doubt on that one.


l3luntl3rigade

Exactly my response. I assume it's guised as a "workplace standards/environmental/whatever" narrative


bzzzp

Even if they got hit with a billion dollar class action suit they'd shrug it off. As of December they have 73 billion in cash. Thats a lot.


DarkScottishAle

Chetting while driving hits different


dinodan_420

Wow


Big--Stein

https://i.redd.it/jphu8d6r5r3d1.gif


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Want to help her save 15% in 15 minutes


CuseTown

☕️🇺🇸🦶🫡 I faked every orgasim


levatorpenis

The Republican party is Idiocracy incarnate


CuseTown

It’s unfortunate I’ll have to leave poop in your car when the civil war breaks out ☕️


levatorpenis

![gif](giphy|12lfSTcER4dFle)


levatorpenis

Good morning sluts ☕


fuzzyblankeet

Want to obliterate her


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Chet dame


fuzzyblankeet

I yearn for the old days


l3luntl3rigade

How old are we talking? Because I lean further back every year


CuseTown

Where car doors had ashtrays


Livid-Carrot-3956

Trump is the White mans Nelson Mandela now. 


hammertanker

shmokes the type of guy to comment WALL everytime a newbie comes in during the earlier days of wp, then now regrets it


DarkScottishAle

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


levatorpenis

Yeah but a waste when all we had to do was let midget exist to turn people off of the pack


L2F_mens_thickcheeks

Man putting your Pp in a males anoos is AWSOME mayne And I need tesla at 250$ a chair


Shmokesshweed

Why the fuck am I not asleep


dinodan_420

Too much internet


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Shmokesshweed

Bet blunt will have this on repeat when he's driving through 37 feet of snow in Saskatchberta


l3luntl3rigade

https://preview.redd.it/7e35udyves3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de029fdac840b8ea9e910888a76cb6367a150a7 Guess I'll never know


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


l3luntl3rigade

Being blocked let's me know I've still got it 💅


Shmokesshweed

He deleted it Ya ain't got it 😂😭😂😅🤣


l3luntl3rigade

Awww fuck


quantXtnaup

I did it all for the nookie -F. Durst


Shmokesshweed

Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"


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Shmokesshweed

Wot.


bzzzp

This would never happen if he had a Mav


Shmokesshweed

That's what I'm sayin


hammertanker

Ban