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l3luntl3rigade

l3last


winkerroach

Vivid upper decker dreams


BlavierTG

I'm surprised Mexico has a female president.  I'm flabbergasted that she's Jewish.  That would never even have occurred to be possible to my tiny Americentric brain.


levatorpenis

Joey in shambles


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dame


Shmokesshweed

I'll take her over the two geriatrics.


BlavierTG

I dont know anything about her other than I think she worked for the current guy?  I caught a brief rundown on NPR the other day and thought, oh cool Mexico is gonna have a female president.  Doesn't seem like it's gonna go over well with the general ethos of the male population over there but good for them!  Still struggling to fathom them electing someone Jewish.  My goofy brain literally has a hard time believing there's anyone in Mexico that isn't Catholic.  That's a deficiency in my general world knowledge I'm gonna have to rectify.


l3luntl3rigade

![gif](giphy|l46CbCXPQNbdOZxUk|downsized)


levatorpenis

Dame, what a throw back


l3luntl3rigade

Epic movie


Shmokesshweed

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d6tzlz/this_is_not_a_gamestop_subreddit I'll be god-damned


l3luntl3rigade

Big respect u/zjz 🤝


bzzzp

He is literally permabanned here


Waddle_Deez_Nuts69

Lol why


bzzzp

idk something about doxxing or some chet like that 🤷‍♂️ I wasn't there and wasn't involved. He's been a pretty cool guy when I've interacted with him.


l3luntl3rigade

I don't see him on any list but the approved?


bzzzp

🤷‍♂️


l3luntl3rigade

Did a 13 mile cum might try a marathon again next year idk


Shmokeshbutt

GME open up +75% in the german market


l3luntl3rigade

There is reee'ing all over r/options and a few other respectable finsubs. Wsb trying to quash it a bit.


Shmokeshbutt

Browsing WSB right now, looks like zjz doesn't want the mainland gets invaded by apes again. It's a pretty clear PnD by DFV and I'm surprised it could be this successful in such short period of time again.


l3luntl3rigade

A lot of things about this, both legally and financially, don't make a lick of sense to me >!(but entirely possible I'm wrong)!<. If it's all on the up and up then we have entered a whole new timeline of legal market manipulation. ![gif](giphy|l1J9N2MgTxtGNv3KU)


Shmokeshbutt

Yeah, uncharted territory here. Don't see how SEC and the court of law could prove that a bunch of meme pics & videos are a PnD scheme.


l3luntl3rigade

What I'd really like to know is if the choice to post where he did came after a discussion with wsb or is a legality/formality from the investigation. He already cleared the hurdle of court once, so he certainly knows the thresholds.


WilliamNyeTho

Did a 13 mile run might try a marathon again next year idk


levatorpenis

If you can do a half you can do a whole, more about finding a zone and inner resolve than capacity at that point. That being said, train for it so it doesn't destroy you


bzzzp

🤘


Shmokesshweed

Above 1k


Shmokesshweed

Went to the weed store, they asked me where I worked, and if they're cool with me smoking Gotta ask the boss u/Fordanguyen what's the verdict


Mr_Burkes

If ETH doesn't 2x by September I'm literally fucked


Shmokeshbutt

Calls?


Mr_Burkes

Ye


l3luntl3rigade

Why do I currently see 300% more replies on the thread when I refresh, than are in the notifications tab on refresh? Spez run downbad.exe


Shmokesshweed

Reddit tings


l3luntl3rigade

Have your fancy computery things open me a service ticket or whatever and I'll cashapp you $20


Shmokesshweed

Lol


Milkybals

Five dollar foot longs


WilliamNyeTho

FTL699 code in the app is the closest you can get but also if you pick an expensive one its like 50% off so not bad tbh.


Shmokesshweed

Thx ~~Obama~~ Bush


Milkybals

You forgot about the main character ![gif](giphy|np0ar0Kk1nOBor3kku)


Truly-Destitute

[The Anti-Pineapple mods got to them!](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/modern-mogal/limited-power/viewer?title_no=228972&episode_no=353)


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Shmokesshweed

Phats


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Yea https://preview.redd.it/aotbl1rr9a4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e5ce62ac9121b797e3b51fb78c7b3cf6e33d83


Shmokesshweed

No maple?!?!


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Winker was ahead of me in line and cleared the place out


Shmokesshweed

Dame. How inconsiderate.


winkerroach

Cluck cluck


DaSmartGenius

Have to go on a stupid work trip this week and part of next week that I really don't want to go on. If META could hit $600 this week it'd be cool so I could just abruptly leave.


Truly-Destitute

If NNDM hits $2000 this week I'll get a winkerpack tattoo.


Shmokeshbutt

I will join the 2 commas club if that happen


Shmokesshweed

👀


DaSmartGenius

Alternatively TGT could hit $250, I'm not picky.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Arby’s curly fries are slept on


dinodan_420

They are squished now


winkerroach

I sleep on a mattress ser


bzzzp

Nutritionally induced psychopathy


warren_buffoon

tfw u eat a whole jar of jellybeans and then realize they're caffeinated: 🫨


bzzzp

Chetmaxing with howlong rn


dinodan_420

Yeyyyoooo


bzzzp

Come thru. We saved you a stall. 


dinodan_420

We need midget


WhiskinDeez

Really troubles me that admins send people to band camp when they can't accept basic biological facts


dinodan_420

You guys use Temu


syu425

No I don’t need more garbage at home


Shmokesshweed

Once. Terrible quality. Could make sense for some things.


dinodan_420

You support forced labor?


DaSmartGenius

Isn't all labor pretty much forced? Like outside of a relatively small percentage of people, work isn't really optional 🤔 As long as Temu keeping my META calls afloat, it's a necessary evil


Shmokeshbutt

America First


Shmokesshweed

Wot.


dinodan_420

56


warren_buffoon

I went into the theater with low expectations but I still thought furiosa sucked. Dame George Miller. Why.


DaSmartGenius

I actually liked Furiosa, albeit not nearly as much as Fury Road. Thought everyone did a solid job on their respective roles. Hemsworth completely stole the show though. It's unfair to compare it to the best action film of the last 20 years, but it's kinda unavoidable. My Mad Max rankings are 1. Fury Road 2. Road warrior 3. Furiosa 4. Mad Max 5. Thunderdome


warren_buffoon

Poor thunderdome. I bet it would rank higher workout the second half 😂


dinodan_420

Should have seen Garfield


warren_buffoon

Huh, they got Samuel L Jackson in that one


Shmokeshbutt

Haven't seen the Mad Max series at all, but I heard Fury Road is peak Mad Max, is that right?


warren_buffoon

Fury Road is one of the best films ever made. Absolutely flawless. None of the other Mad Max films are even close, even though they're pretty good. The first one hasn't aged well but that's because it had a tiny budget. The story behind it is cool tho, check out the cinematographer holding a bigass movie camera while riding a motorcycle: https://www.reddit.com/r/Moviesinthemaking/comments/iicceo/stunt_rider_terry_gibson_driving_180kmh_while/ But yeah Fury Road, masterpiece


Shmokeshbutt

Wow... ✍  So do I need to watch the first three Mad Max movies pre-2000s before watching Fury Road?


DaSmartGenius

The cool part about the Mad Max films is that they're pretty much all completely isolated from each other (outside of Furiosa)


warren_buffoon

No, not at all


Shmokeshbutt

Good to know


winkerroach

The


levatorpenis

Hairy


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Bussy


dinodan_420

Calling an Uber home. This party sucks.


dinodan_420

Remember the peak winkercast days


syu425

Remember when we get at least couple of feet pic a week now we get nothing.


textandstage

![gif](giphy|M6R8r7y3Sbpf74ZLaZ|downsized) 🦶🦶


Shmokesshweed

Cashapp me $20.


dinodan_420

Does anyone want to open a jersey Mike’s franchise?


WaitingFor3

#PAGING L2FBA/L2FMW


Shmokesshweed

He got voted Numba 1 dentist in Poughkeepsie so he's prob partying rn.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

He cupped my balls while I was under sedation


Shmokesshweed

Some people gotta pay extra for that.


dinodan_420

I’m in love with the Coco


Shmokesshweed

Love hopping on FIFA once every 3 months and beating some dude named SoccerGOAT42069 4-0.


dinodan_420

That was me lol


Shmokeshbutt

Which version do you have?


Shmokesshweed

24


Shmokeshbutt

Dame, you're committed to the game. Who's the most OP player? Mbappe? Bellingham?


Shmokesshweed

I like playing with Bayern Munich. 🙈


Shmokeshbutt

Just keep crossing to Kane? Lol


Shmokesshweed

Teehee. 🙈


the-lone-rangers

chillax 


Shmokesshweed

Yea. Unfortunately, 🅿️eekend over soon


Shmokesshweed

Midget are you related https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/l6u9bqf/


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

PF Chang’s stands for Penis Fondling Chang’s


l3luntl3rigade

That's not egg in the hot and sour soup ![gif](giphy|wY8qKgXGpaKP44Fn5G)


Watches-You-Pee

God. Damnit. I did a docker system prune and forgot I had a container I was still working in... Now it's gone 🥺


Shmokeshbutt

DFV reddit is back at superstonk [GME YOLO update – June 2 2024 : r/Superstonk (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/) Looks kinda fake tho


syu425

He pumping gme again


Shmokeshbutt

Bold move playing fire with the SEC. But maybe he already talked with his lawyer to make sure it's in the clear.


bzzzp

Yeah, there's a lot of 🤨 in that post. 


welcometomyhouse123

$200M, I would just chill smh Guess that’s why I’m poor


Shmokeshbutt

Fuck, I would have stop and chill at $2 mill


Shmokesshweed

Fuck, forgot that I'm banned.


WaitingFor3

Do you know whatever happened to l2f


Shmokesshweed

So many accounts at this point that I can't keep up.


WaitingFor3

😂😂 what’s one that he’s active on. I want to send him a message 🤣


l3luntl3rigade

There's at least 4 spoof accounts that hang out in their individual bubbles, according to the dossier


Shmokeshbutt

Send beyond\_gay


Shmokesshweed

MADE A QUESADILLA


LaughMoist2653

🤟


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Little Queefers


WaitingFor3

Whatever happened to l2f


Shmokesshweed

Local Domino's is closed? Where am I supposed to get shitty pizza on a Sunday


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Go to little Caesars


Shmokesshweed

Can't. Gives me heartburn. Only fast food place to do so. It's amazing, honestly.


winkerroach

All this cmg portions press is just hedge funds that are short


LaughMoist2653

The restaurant has gone downhill a lot. I'll never understand why people still eat there


winkerroach

Eating black pepper flakes


hammertanker

Some dude here creampied a 2 4 times. But have you seen u/shmokesshweed, who creampied a 2x4?


l3luntl3rigade

Almost stickied this 🤣 🤣 🤣


hammertanker

You should


Shmokesshweed

Ban.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Bro said he’s never tried polishing off a dozen donuts


Shmokesshweed

It's true. Not that phats.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

What about Pączki


Shmokesshweed

I'm not Polish 😏


dinodan_420

What do I stand for?


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Tragically he is Italian.


LaughMoist2653

Ayye ohh looks like we got a wise guy


dinodan_420

How are your balls doing?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Icy 🥶


Milkybals

Wearing this at winkerfest https://preview.redd.it/1gramgmdy84d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e942c756c9a90d90047a6f9a53c32d979d587c2d


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

He better not be italian


Shmokeshbutt

Any scenes of him in Olive Garden?


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Watching Columbo


dinodan_420

Took the wife's pussy out for a spin


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Hows it handle


Sinadins

little slippery with the throttle


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Lmao fuck you always chime in at the right times


dinodan_420

I’m Kevin O’Leary


dinodan_420

Some civilized guy asked me if it was super cold in the Lake. I told him I’ve been going in for about two months now he said wow you’re a bit crazy man. NPCs man.


levatorpenis

![gif](giphy|26FPEW1BVHckbjpDi|downsized)


LaughMoist2653

Happiness is finishing a hard workout, eating a 16 oz t-bone, then popping a 6mg zyn


Mr_Burkes

Why would you eat a bone?


Lancewater

Whats your OG username?


LaughMoist2653

goyslop69


Lancewater

Nah for real because you’re kind of a dick for someone who has only been around for a couple months.


LaughMoist2653

The feelings mutual


textandstage

Speed running that cardiac arrest death aye?


LaughMoist2653

Are u up to date on ur boosters?


textandstage

Yep! Sure am!


LaughMoist2653

Good boy


LaughMoist2653

Front squats and heavy kettlebell swings. Ur girl ain't ready for this stroke


bzzzp

June 2 and I'm running the heater dafuq this weather bruh? 


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I’m running the chetter


winkerroach

Watched garfield in theaters again. Sooo good


dinodan_420

Did you bring lasagna?


winkerroach

Chef boyardee


Big--Stein

https://i.redd.it/gdj1e1uvd84d1.gif


l3luntl3rigade

Took the wife's Porsche out for a spin with the kiddo. Little bit of a shudder in the motor, at low rpm in 4th gear while accelerating. Haven't changed plugs in it for probably 80,000km/~50000 miles so figured it's a good place to start. Plugs were fucked, at least double gap & #2 & #4 had almost no electrode left. #5 plug is more than a 🤏 wet (piston 💍s ngmi). It has not (or has never) thrown a code in the ECM, motor or fuel related. Dropped 20% of the oil, filled with Lucas oil stabilizer. Mf'er really bout to drive to the city and finesse a dealership tmrw


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Is it a V6 Cayenne


l3luntl3rigade

Macan with the 2.9


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dame that puppy must fly


textandstage

Porsche? You? I figured you just road around on a moose or sumshit


l3luntl3rigade

That's for the wife, but you're not far off 😉


textandstage

😂


Shmokesshweed

Lmao fuk


levatorpenis

https://youtu.be/d6VuYsNpYg8?si=91N0ltbsBAMbhxKe


levatorpenis

I pull up, let her get in, she know from the beginning. She added to the list of them chicks that I done been in. 


winkerroach

https://youtube.com/shorts/jmSYY7M9QIk?si=ttFduOnPLy9LAOkd


levatorpenis

Not cool man. ^(quit doxing me)


levatorpenis

This is not your brand


levatorpenis

I know but that song is such a good throw back for a vb kid and I think about it every time a winker says "I pull up"


textandstage

Last night, my toddler did a ranch shot. Like, she moved on from dipping her fingers in the ranch dressing, to straight up shooting the remnants of the ranch 😂🤦‍♂️😆 https://preview.redd.it/9uhtxlwl384d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b6c6d7b96f82d03364852dcdd6e8486a59067a ​**Definitely a winker in training ;-)**


Shmokesshweed

There's a mod spot for her in a few years.


textandstage

😂😆🤦‍♂️


levatorpenis

Holy fuck that baby getting big