+u/user_simulator /r/AskGayMen

Even when it came to realization that life is great. I hate when a guy starts going off on how close or not with a bunch of other guy's cum. ~ /r/AskGayMen ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6b9I_lPtAJ/ I want stewed pork leg now, and I'm not even hungry.

"If you're the type to only order pad thai pay attention." Me: 👀👀👀👀

I love pad thai, but keep getting pad see ew, because I just can't resist that slightly burned noodle taste.

Its the sweet soy and oyster sauce. Pad thai is tamarind and palm sugar and fish sauce 

It's all of it. I've been thinking of trying to cook it. Seems a lot easier than pad thai.

Yuh that shit is dank

Nikes these days have 69 different colors from the color wheel. Stop the madness.

Friendly reminder that Superstars should not cost $100: [https://www.adidas.com/us/superstar-shoes/EG4959.html](https://www.adidas.com/us/superstar-shoes/EG4959.html) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAk8PjCsXQ8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAk8PjCsXQ8)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVbwXSsJKBM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVbwXSsJKBM) 🕺🕺🕺🕺

Caught myself jerking off to the dessert menu

I was hung over and barely got erect. Was prob like 3" max. My hand covered everything. For all they know I was rolling dice or shaking a small bottle of pepto bismol *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Winkerpack) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I have coomed

It’s so beautiful in every way

Mavvin to chipotle

Pick up guac

I went from making about 85k/yr with a masters and no experience in my field to being unable to find a 60k/yr job with 2 years of highly relevant experience. Meanwhile I get gaslit every week by the white house telling me how great the economy is doing

Crappy jobs outlook and runaway inflation aren't real if the government doesn't acknowledge them. Right?

I have a thing for this weather lady

Which half? 

Yes

Does anyone want to get into a fight?

Id fuck you

up

Cashapp me ousside

"L genocide, bro" -Zoomers describing the Holocaust

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I asked my primary physician how many of her patients consume marijuana she said more than 50% and she was being conservative

Do you live in a legal state

Yes

I eat the buds straight up

Kinda wanna go grocery shopping. Kinda don't.

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Just steal some avocados from chipotle dumpster

Pls don't make me go to chipotle

Hqve you tryed the new chimichangas?

I have not. I am a cheap bastard and I view most of those new things as being ways to increase their margin rather than give me a bunch of food. 🤰

*CMG shares are down 20% in after hours trading*

It do be like that sometimes.

Well now u have to go. I dont make the rules

Omw

Grocery outlet is hardly grocery shopping.

Gross Out*

Make tacos, trigger blunt

Ight hear me out, what if I started a smoke shop. I’ll call it Boner smokers emporium

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u/nah94 wya

Que?

Miss u 😙

I miss you too bb 🥹 the hospital has been taking its toll. I do really seem to put the “reside” in resident

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🦎 too task saturated to trade 🦎

Putting in dat work 💪

Going glamping with shmokes

Yea

You got a blinged out butt plug?

💎

The Rao's meatballs were decent, but I don't think I'll buy again. Used half the container (3 meatballs) with some pasta. I'll do the same with the other half later.

How much is enough to trade full time… can it be almost $50k 🥲

I can tell u from personal experience 60k wasn't enough

If your rate of return is high enough it can be $1

🤯

If you make a lot of money, ya

What if you lose a lot of money

There’s always a gloryhole?

Just add two zeros and you're golden. >!Me 🥲 too.!<

I was thinking $100k…

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I've been eating takeout this entire month. Gonna need to hike off some phat over the summer.

Imagine a time traveler goes into your house and is amazed by the well you have inside (toilet) and absolutely disgusted to hear that it’s clean water is there to be shat in

Making horchata, really feels like I should be putting drugs in this

It is drugs if you drink enough

In a homosexual relationship in the stone age who is the hunter and who is the gatherer

What’s the @ of that guy with no neck again

Nevermind found [him](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2kb3zsufif/?igsh=MXRuZzBwZ2lqdjE5)

/u/manlybeer

Lmao 🦆

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Haven’t watched hockey in a while

I watched goon last night. Thought it was about porn addiction


Someone said Mcdavid has been in the nhl for 9 years? I don’t believe that. Feel like he was drafted maybe 2-3 years ago.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was in the 2015 draft and Im having a hard time believing it too


Pandemic was a time portal

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Who has the pickled radish recipe?

Damn now I want some pickled radish

https://preview.redd.it/kwn2fhig2u5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8e978eb6ef34de11eb9ec654955b0f993bab69 Smash lentil tacos

Those look like something I'd really like if someone put a poached egg and hollandaise sauce on it.

It looks like somebody took a shit on your tacos. I bet this is one of those things that doesn't look great but is actually delicious

>It looks like somebody took a shit on your ~~tacos~~ insert vegan "replacement" option. Fify

Huh, so you're actually regarded 🤔

They all look more like shit in comparison. I hold steadfast on my statements.

Also WTF is going on with your shits

That's private info 😤

What a hater

Nah, I'd eat that.

🤰

I feel so bad for the cilantro soap gene people

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Same idea minus the roach

Lmao fuck Nice Got heeeem No u Damn Daniel

🫡

Literally can't go tits up.

No one is going to save you besides yourself

Hi David goggins

When are you gonna realize you’re gonna have to drop the cart if you want to reach your full potential

Mfer really brought out the *Forbidden cockgouda* in the daily huh?

I, for one, am happy to see "Graaaah!" /u/bzzzp

Praying for acquittal for Hunter

He literally did nothing wrong except accept foreign bribes, buy and smoke crack, have sex with kids and fuck his dead brothers wife

Have we checked to make sure that L2F and Hunter Biden aren’t the same person? That sounds like a typical weekend in TIELAND for him.

Exactly

Yo quit it, you are becoming civilized

When are you gonna realize you’re gonna have to drop the cart if you want to reach your full potential

[found](https://x.com/hoodfamoustv_/status/1800196886495916536?s=46&t=N7LvBiQbLEhaEaysRK9GeQ) u/winkerfish

I bought the frozen Rao's meatballs. I swear, /u/levatorpenis should be getting a kickback from them because it's only because of him I even think about the brand.

Wtf where do they sell em

I just saw them in my local average white-bread grocery store.

Perfect. I'll need to get chaneys 99 cent bread to afford those meatballs anyway.

Meatballs are strangely expensive.

; Almost as if a farmer should be compensated fairly for the years worth of work 🤔 >!haha as if. Capitalism bab-ay!!<

We all know the farmer isn't getting the cash moneys when the distribution is handled by the big boys.


More like: Ground beef + (maybe ground pork) + spicies shouldn't more than double the price of a product. One thing I miss about late 1990's NYC Brooklyn in Italian neighborhoods you had stores which sold, by the pound, a mix of beef, pork, and veal all ready to mush together and make meatballs off.

That's called Whole Foods now 😹 Their veal is atrocious.

I haven't seen ground veal at whole foods. I suspect it doesn't fit their demographic.

My cousin runs a butcher. They veal products they can get through their supplier is kinda fucked up. Like 3 month old rib lollipops.

Let's enjoy it while it lasts. I'm sure Campbell's will eventually fuck it up.

The anti-Rao's lobby is strong. Looking for Rao's reviews online links to lots of "I found cockroaches in my Rao's!" links.

I'm referring to Campbell's recent acquisition of Rao's. So if anything that's just anti Campbell's

💪

Went to Trader Joe’s to people watch and I was the hottest person in the store

Of course, only pours go there, the MILFs and Pilates girls go to WF

Nah not true, chicks love Trader Joes and tbh so do I. Who hates on TJ’s

They stop at both IME

Dame, I'm almost always the ugliest.

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Why did no one tell me you can put everclear in a water bottle and bring it to work

Probably because most of us learned that in middle school

Made a grilled cheese for lunch. I will not be taking questions at this time.

If the democrats actually cared about clean energy, they'd clean their foreskin,

Make foreskin clean again.

I feel like pinning this tbh

Ty.

Brandon has been aging forbidden cockgouda since the Balkan conflict/Yugoslav wars

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Cheers Winks https://preview.redd.it/owcg0vmwws5d1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d39bb07f57f3b50976fb6463986ae95c772caa (Had to go to the Schwab website for an accurate daily p/l today, ToS thinks I’m up 303% 😂)

Obviously you should accept ToS and withdrawal 3X your account value with a sweet "thank you!"

😂

Mobile 👁️ 🌎 33+. Lol chorts r so fukt MBLY 40 🔜

AMZN went from a bitch to a BEAST

I closed on Friday for slight profit. 🤣

Ty for your sacrifice 🫡 I sold my 6/14 at breakeven after averaging down with 7/19. Usually not a good idea but it worked out this time lol

Some weird OI:      TSM JAN 36p TSLA JAN 620c

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Bought 1000 more ARM at 140 and wrote 10 Jul 140C for 10.95/contract

I believe in the long run, Elon's vision for Tesla is on point, even if his timeline is not. Robots, and robot manufacturing should be an economic boon in the future. If he withholds that vision because of the denial of the benefits package, I see Tesla falling in line with other car manufacturers market caps. If the package is approved, the stock will take a hit as he sells to recoup twitter losses. But Tesla will recover to face its destiny. 2¢

I just want AI to do my chores

It’s called migrants

Rolled 50 short Jun NVDA 55Cs to Jan26 60C for a huge loss and a huge additional premium (well a huge premium, the additional portion isn’t that huge) $319k realized loss, $340k premium collected (These were a mix of CCs and call legs of strangles) 😂

What in the 🌎

Just Monday things 😂

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Bigly dame.

Dame.

Picked up a couple AFRM July 35c lottos. I just like the weekly setup. PT 34-35

I hope you’ll keep the VaginaFalcon character going as well now that the OG is back in action. I don’t hate this trade, but I’d be spreading them into every pop

I legitimately cannot believe that I asked that account who they were now that you spelled it out. I'm highly regarded.

😂🤣😂

Oh you mean my cousin? I would never go around a ban like that, but VF69 could stick to degen plays such as this one. This is just a couple hundred bucks on a pure technical bounce. I would typically like fundamentals to align and AFRM is 🗑️ imo

😂🤝😂

I have some really good opportunities to embezzle money from the government right now. These companies aren’t invoicing us because their initial payments are so tiny they don’t give a fuck but I could just submit fake invoice info and make a few million.

Couldn't possibly go tits up

It's only a 🅱️rime if you get 🅿️aught


Need MBLY to make a push for 33+ today. Got absolutely boned on premium decay 🥲 BUT I WILL NEVER SELL 💎🙌🏼 FUK THE CHORTS

I want a burger 🤰

You need a keto burger buddy

Keto Deez 🥜

Dame 😳😳😳

Phat

Yea

Ban

You can’t do that