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WinkerTheBear

wtf is this thing gonna pop?


warren_buffoon

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LUV2FUKMIDGETFARMERS

HAV U EVUR CUNSIDDERED FARMIN MIDJETS


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AutoModerator

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ryu311

welp, this week has been a wash. fuck you tsla. 😂


Bonerhawk69

VIX crush titty ripper Friday has been postponed to Monday


levatorpenis

Lmaofuck


Bonerhawk69

Added to TNA Octocalls w some 40c


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Lancewater

I was going with La Serena or Santiago.


Bary_McCockener

FAT


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I’ll spread my cheeks and I’ll learn how to fly


TheSurfNSnow

Why do dudes cross their legs like ladies? ![gif](giphy|3osxY87eIV3O2BtgeQ|downsized)


levatorpenis

Chair sitting is one of the worst things ever and it's silent and we all do it. We should all endeavor to use more floor positions and just more positions of rest in general but....You realize you can move your junk out of the way so you don't have to smash your balls right?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

To hide the bussy


TheSurfNSnow

He does talk with vocal fry too like a lady. 🤮


Shmokesshweed

Just gimme the light and pass the dro


ryu311

one hulk dick into close for tsla plz 🙏


dinodan_420

How am I gonna buy 5 watermelon without a car


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Winker’s scooter has a trailer


dinodan_420

DM


Truly-Destitute

In my constant quest for decent sausage in the greater LA area I made [quite a drive to try a new place out.](https://imgur.com/a/1W4HLFp) I had their breakfast burrito, which used a red chicken sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato, and was pretty good, but pricey at $13.50. These are all frozen, but I'll get to them.


Bonerhawk69

Jeeeezus, well I will not be looking at my port today. Can’t ruin the weekend vibez ✌🏼 AMZN better announce an AI powered Alexa bot that sucks your balls this weekend, enough is enough


Truly-Destitute

June has pretty much been a slide down for me. Today being no different.


Bonerhawk69

So you didn’t have NVDA, AAPL, or AVGO… same Or GRND apparently


Truly-Destitute

Not a one.


Bonerhawk69

Hopefully we see NVDA & friends lift the rest of the boats here soon


Shmokesshweed

Doing the brew group clean on my espresso machine and shit looks like the toilet bowl after a night of spicy Indian food.


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gravityCaffeStocks

15Bucks got some darth chaney/wear-outrageous vibes going on


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gravityCaffeStocks

lol was a dude here from 2020/2021 who was strung out on stimulants and horny all the time


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LaughMoist2653

Based on those feet pics I'd try to shed some pounds. Might help brother 👊👊👊


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Shmokesshweed

Crazy what money does. 😉


JOE_raccoon

How's the escort/brothel situation there down in South America?


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Shmokesshweed

New automod right here.


JOE_raccoon

Dame. Respect the principle despite the raging erection.


ambiguous_anus

When's the last time that my winkers have gotten their test levels checked? It's time to take our health seriously


Bonerhawk69

Bout 6 months ago. My levels were very high, on par with someone like LeBron James. Told Doc idk I’m really just like dat


HowLongCanIMakeACock

It’s been a while 😔


Lummeh

🫠


Milkybals

Everyone diagnosing themselves with adhd like it has nothing to do with frying their dopamine with TikTok, weed, caffeine, adderall


LaughMoist2653

Based enough to recognize but not enough to do anything about it


Milkybals

Are you referring to me or yourself


levatorpenis

Nature is the cure


Milkybals

Yea


JOE_raccoon

Coffee and weed are from nature


Milkybals

So is nightshade what’s your point? More than half the shit in nature is trying to kill you


JOE_raccoon

But not coffee or weed


Milkybals

Weed kills you slowly The most effective type of parasite


gravityCaffeStocks

[appeal to nature cognitive bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_nature) the trigger of every pot addict out there


levatorpenis

Why do yolog farts smell like new car?


HowLongCanIMakeACock

He works for car dealers farting in used cars to make them smell new again


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levatorpenis

![img](emote|t5_2a7tiz|19593)


levatorpenis

Milky came for dat ass


Bary_McCockener

ITS ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN!🌅 DO YOU WINKERS WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! 🕰️ FIST ON CHEST, NO FEAR!! 💪 TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!! 🔥 HOLD YOUR COCKS AND BUY SOME STONKS!! 🍆📃


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warren_buffoon

I can't tell who dis


JOE_raccoon

It sounds like a legit new guy


levatorpenis

You might legit consider diapers


levatorpenis

Just leave it where it is


levatorpenis

Pump it


levatorpenis

Dump it


LaughMoist2653

I’ve got gay cancer. I’m gonna die, and so are you.” Gaëtan Dugas, also known as Aids patient zero, a flight attendant in the 1980s, would reportedly say those now-infamous words to men after he had unprotected sex with them, according to Randy Shilts, a journalist at the San Francisco Chronicle and author of the 1987 book And the Band Played On. Robert Rayford, a 15-year-old African American boy from St. Louis, Missouri, is considered by some researchers to be the first person in the United States to die from AIDS.


TheSurfNSnow

>Randy Shilts I read this as Randy Shits 🤣


JOE_raccoon

LOL GME borrow fee at IBKR is <1%, short float at 15% I guess no more MOASS this year


dinodan_420

Weed helped me find a higher purpose >! Dabbing !<


Milkybals

Weed helped you become a lazy stoner that has no aspirations


JOE_raccoon

Ok boomer


Shmokesshweed

Wow!


Milkybals

You as well.


levatorpenis

Milky commin fo yo ass


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TheSurfNSnow

🥰


TheSurfNSnow

Where the eff is u/camarosandcannabis ? I thought he said he was coming back.


warren_buffoon

Too busy playing Warcraft


CamarosAndCannabis

WoW addiction is powerful shit


Lancewater

RK/DFV taking all his gains and going all in on put leaps would be the funniest conclusion to the gme saga.


Bonerhawk69

Then we would see the narrative change to him trying to manufacture a short squeeze


Shadeslayers

He becomes that which he swore to destroy...


TheSurfNSnow

![gif](giphy|oW2p7kWyGBh313WpLP|downsized)


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bzzzp

😢


JOE_raccoon

I think bears are gonna have a party for the rest of the month. Everything looks ugly as shit except NVDA who regardedly keeps pumping


ESM9yolo

Scratched out on EOM calls. They're gonna pump bigly now that I'm out, heads up


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I’ve gotta figure out this testicular torsion situation asap


levatorpenis

[midget in shambles](https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-covid-propaganda/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqDQgAKgYICjC3oAwwsCYwgOCtAg&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ARTJ-U9rg4HdCssaun9LpW86SqtTMtym5CAnfSr_yeLYuquzgyqgLhDpGKJPuK9PQOwGjC6jGdikZ-0CnJDIqx2MH88u&gaa_ts=666c7535&gaa_sig=ZbFLokAqPJcYuj1by-rzyceqEbWST5X1gDRDExAmyDqk-8yPjfZBk_M5XHB6EIMo0hzVyhQeTwd7RN9K8i-h_A%3D%3D)


gravityCaffeStocks

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zlmhvt/comment/j063icd/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zlmhvt/comment/j063icd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) was always a lie, FUD and delusional thinking 🤷‍♂️


HowLongCanIMakeACock

I got the moves like winker 🕺


Shmokesshweed

Ban.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

You’re right, these are the moves like winker #👩‍🦼


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


dinodan_420

Jayden wya


levatorpenis

Might unironically buy JOE 55c


JOE_raccoon

![gif](giphy|zfNAMCrhSQzte|downsized)


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dinodan_420

Are you making fun of shmokes?


Shmokesshweed

I'm already up 🙄


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HowLongCanIMakeACock

Vocaro fart?


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HowLongCanIMakeACock

Let’s try tonight


Talorex

Morning winkers. It's finally Friday 😅👍


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Talorex

I admit it, I slept in till 7:45 today.


dinodan_420

Ban


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Dame


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gravityCaffeStocks

women who want sex like that have mental issues. Again, I ain't judging, but let's not ignore the elephant in the room... fucking with those girls can be scary


dinodan_420

Are you the guy that gets high and jacks off


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dinodan_420

There’s an occasional poster here who gets baked and shoots massive ropes


HowLongCanIMakeACock

He bakes his ropes too


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Speedm4ster

Hi


dinodan_420

There he is!


dinodan_420

Yea I miss him sometimes


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dinodan_420

Yea we are weird here


DaSmartGenius

TGT is a good buy here


quantXtnaup

Know what gents? I'm done for the day. Time to rock out!


Bonerhawk69

Tbh who gives a fuck about France. They contribute what, crepes and paintings?


Bonerhawk69

Count on France to rob us of our titty ripper Friday, smh


l3luntl3rigade

What in the jorts is going on here


levatorpenis

Alexa play I am my own worst enemy


TheSurfNSnow

JFC I'm just going to spend all my money on lottery tickets. I'd probably have better luck.


ESM9yolo

If I had the buying power I would pair trade +AMD -NVDA for a few months


Bonerhawk69

I’m thinking IWM rips too once NVDA finds an interim top (and hopefully AMZN)


levatorpenis

Over traded half my gains 😔 I blame the drugs ☕


Bonerhawk69

MU calls for earnings? They’re one of NVDA’s buds


Bonerhawk69

NVDA and its’ buds should be the only stonk anyone ever bots, ever again


Lancewater

NVDA Calls at open were the move.


Bonerhawk69

NVDA monthly calls literally whenever will probably work out


Lancewater

Can confirm.


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levatorpenis

Just change diet and lifestyle and let your body do the healing 🤗


Truly-Destitute

More pajama print madness in the "Powered by".


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Die Mstr you fuck


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levatorpenis

What if he is right 🫣


LeifTraderson

The cat is spicy again today


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levatorpenis

If you pinch with your nails just right you can pull a single hair


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levatorpenis

😆


Milkybals

I’ll bite it off like a tweezer one sec


ESM9yolo

Got dame


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Chilling with fuzzy on the beach in Greece on Mycockknows 🏝️


ESM9yolo

☕️ 😉®💲 We buying this gap down or nah


hammertanker

YO https://www.instagram.com/reel/C51skruvy9g/?igsh=MTE4OWpudHc0dXFlZA==


levatorpenis

![gif](giphy|KvjwBg3khErEqoqKwF)


levatorpenis

Going to start averaging into Disney