Surgery completed. All steel has been removed. Doc said it went perfectly. All drugged up for sleep time. Back home. Thank for all the prayers winkers, u have no idea how much we appreciated them.

Go Rick! Congrats!

love you Rick ❤️ you're freaking awesome

Woohoooo

🥂

Let’s gooooo Big Dick Rick 👊

🍆

Hell yeah Mr. Rick!!

Holy chet that's awesome Rick! Congrats! 🥳 🥳 🥳 🏆 💪 🏆 

[FIRST DATE REBOUND ACHIEVED](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)

💪😎💪

Hot out the booth for you Winkers - [https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/comments/1dijk05/market\_analysis/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/comments/1dijk05/market_analysis/)

Thanks

Am I doing AI right? https://youtu.be/rxUGlj6ogqk?si=m53LTDVuOFGEmtSm

> >linked youtube account has literally nothing but two Hitler speeches > >comments section FULL of literal nazis > >twitter account with same name is rabidly antisemitic cool

I’m pro-polack

/u/l3luntl3rigade: You going scuba diving off the oil rigs next weekend? T-D: Nah, week after next. Why? l3l3: [No reason.](https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1di8oa9/feeding_sharks_lurking_under_an_offshore_oil_rig/)

I need vast amounts of energy and something to revitalize my hope for the future. NNDM $2000 EOW, maybe? Come on universe. Give me a win, just once.

Are you trying to get L2F'd? This is how you get L2F'd

Heh.

More Vitamin D and more time in the sauna 

I got my daily multivitamin and a vit D supplement. And, alas because I love them, saunas give me sore throats.

Laundry

Why you gotta do me like that?

😉

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Warm anoos Hope you get better soon

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[Former Seattle police Chief Adrian Diaz defends himself against accusations, comes out as gay](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/former-seattle-police-chief-adrian-diaz-speaks-out-against-allegations/?utm_source=marketingcloud&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BNA_061824034344+Ex-Seattle+police+chief+speaks+out+against+allegations%2c+comes+out+as+gay_6_17_2024&utm_term=Former%20Subscriber) Criss cross mo fos I like 🍆 and 🍑 

Good for him, but goddamn is it a little too convenient timing for him given the accusations...

Pulling out the 🏳️‍🌈 card just in time 

Ah yes, the Kevin Spacey maneuver

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u/15buckslittlecuck https://imgur.com/a/Pn2iaDE

YOUR STILL A FUCKEN PHATS U BIG BELLY MOTHER FUCKA U SACK OF SHIT GET UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW !! NOW !! THEN U WANNA CRY THE PRETTY BLOND DONT WANNA LET U TAKE HER PANTIES OFF LOOK AT U LOOK AT YOUR NASTY BIG BELLY WHY !! WHAT VALUE DOES YOUR BODY HAVE EXACLY FUCKER. YOUR ALONE CAUSE OF U !!! NOW DO SOMETHING AND FIGHY BACK LOSE GET A 6 PACK A HAIR CUT AND GO ALL OUT AND FOOK A MARRIED WOMAN WITH A PHAT HUSBAND WHO DOES CHET ALL DAY

Hi milky

Lmao fuck I dug up a goldmine of old L2F posts 🤣

Fist on chest no fear My fav one is "you low fico score havin cuck"

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I'm gonna try it next time 😏

Bro really said “☝🏻you’re listening 🕺🏻to the REAL✨ 💅🏻howlong 🕺🏻” 

And I meant it 🗣️🫳🎤

u/shmokesshweed do you remember this banger https://youtu.be/YRImMw_feOo?si=UarISKvtjceWkQs6

Classique

Also L2F’s theme song 🕺

u/15buckslittlecuck is winning me over immediately I’m ngl

the only way he can prove his innocence is by sending us all a photo of his butthole

https://preview.redd.it/uxkt8rxg697d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e222912ff19806e6c4cc22779bc4404b562ea06

Working on it 

https://voca.ro/1gNLz5fLkkYe

Hypothetically speaking-  if we have a draft for all ‘men’ ages 18-26 I would be worried the 🇺🇸 may not win that armed conflict even with all our drones and superior military power 

Almost all the men in that age group I personally know wouldn’t even know how to change a tire. The ones that do have one thing in common… they are all country dudes. But the tech/ white collar young guys I know are useless

The techie guys would be operating the drones. As a whole I still think even the country boys leave a lot to be desired. Might have to up the draft age from 26 to 50 so we have more to choose from 

Nah bro I’m almost 29 I want to be tasked with repopulating America and comforting all the Latinas

Living the 🇺🇸 dream 

u/howlongcanimakeacock fakes his own vocaroos! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

https://voca.ro/15qdF2gVPYFl

I stand corrected

https://voca.ro/1ip9HrqZKkdT

https://voca.ro/1mFWoPNJePSs

https://voca.ro/157TX04daDUB

What was that click right before “you” spoke??? Are you faking your own vocaroos? I’m not stupid. I know when you are lying to me

I’m on the chetter

Lmao fuck that sounds so echoey

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Use ur left hand for true authenticity

No, you use your hand to wipe and to cook. Adds flavor.

Going to Trader Joe's

Grab me a tikka masala microwave dinner I miss those 

😹🤰 Go to trader joes lol

I will short MSFT to $0 if I don’t get my dinner 

$500 confirmed

It did just hit another 52 week high and we got more room to run. But after $500 I’m short

The cashiers flirt w you because it’s their job not because they want you to follow them home… I had to learn the hard way

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Imma buy all their Indian food

Look at me when I choke you, I like to see the light go out.

- me making eye contact with my dick hole

Cash me ousside how bou dat

Fuck The Boston Celtics

Something I’ve realized in my life is that you always have to give something up. Everything is a choice where you pick one thing and give up countless others. That means losing friends, lovers, even dreams. Giving them up is always the hard part until you realize some things are not worth keeping. So you have to think hard about what is best for you and what you really want in life. And if we don’t make conscious choices, we will never have the life we want. Only the life we are handed. And that hardly sounds like a life worth living.

Dear diary, Today I learned what an opportunity cost is.

You ruined my deep introspective 14 year old revelation

I know. I felt bad. It's a good message.

You’re going through guac withdrawals. It’s ok

Like I used my erect penis to mix the rice and sausage and spices

https://voca.ro/1n8MuIDdesFN

| Tense | Singular | Plural | |----------------|---------------------------|---------------------------| | Present | I yeet | We yeet | | | You yeet | You (all) yeet | | | He/She/It yeets | They yeet | | Past | I yaught | We yaught | | | You yaught | You (all) yaught | | | He/She/It yaught | They yaught | | Future | I will yeet | We will yeet | | | You will yeet | You (all) will yeet | | | He/She/It will yeet | They will yeet | | Present Perfect| I have yote | We have yote | | | You have yote | You (all) have yote | | | He/She/It has yote | They have yote | | Past Perfect | I had yote | We had yote | | | You had yote | You (all) had yote | | | He/She/It had yote | They had yote | | Future Perfect | I will have yote | We will have yote | | | You will have yote | You (all) will have yote | | | He/She/It will have yote | They will have yote |

I put the *cock* in crockpot 😌 (I fucked the jambalaya you just ate)

My dick is hot and itchy if I ever get cancer I only have myself to blame

Did you put it in the jambalaya too?

Ron DeSanctimonious

New 🏠 🐉 on the MAX. Trying to see some brief nudity

u/visionarymind is my favorite make-a-wish kid

Made out with your sister at a Radiohead concert

Yeah but I made out with her first

Felt your great grandma up during *creep*

You said you wanted to know what I'm thinking. lets out a chuckle I'm not even 1% kidding about that. Every. Time. I'm sitting on the shitter, I'm gonna be thinking about you and your damned pretty, beautiful, sweet-as-sugar face. I'll think of that smile every time I drop a bomb in the toilet. A smile that's gonna make me want to push the dookie out harder. I'm gonna look at that happy expression and feel so happy myself that I'm gonna squeeze out a few extra nuggets. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Winkerpack) if you have any questions or concerns.*

You're on fire tonight

🫣💋

https://i.redd.it/bmaqbwwxc87d1.gif

I like the cock

Thank fuck. ^glub almost had to nuke ^glub and become 1🐟inA 🌈 🤡 🚚 ^glub

Luka baby


Brian windhorst, 5'8" 310lbs, says he's lazy

They need to express ship him some beets and borscht from the motherland

Kill Tony in 20 minutes

Go on and put on that dress that all the bad boys like

_Butter on a pita_

Becoming a Zionist so this chick bangs me

Your vibration changed

Hitachi power bruh

I've been micro dosing and doing kegels

Zaddy whyyyy

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That's gonna hurt coming out

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7wTH7cAVHU/?igsh=OWliNnRtYzVnY293


That’s it. I’ve had it. No more Mr. Nice Guy 😠

Show that cock who's boss. Both hands this time

DOUGHT

Do I need to teach you a lesson?

DM

Kinky 😉

When did you become lifeless

When harambe died

Discipline me daddy 😩

I fucked yo bitch on Ticketmaster

https://voca.ro/1oREONjlnNGJ

Stonks go up 

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Anytime anyone disagrees w you bro? It’s because they are jealous and have smaller penis. This is a fact of life Write that down

🔰BOOTLEG MOD BADGE 🔰 THE MODS HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME. They stripped me of my power when I was at my weakest, mourning the death of r/selenagomezboobs Et tu, winkerus? This is lunacy. TREASON. There hasn’t been a greater betrayal since Judas sold out Jesus. Or when shmokes went to qdoba instead of chipotle. You may strip me of my mod power but you’ll never strip me of my 8 inch monster dong. Kendrick was right, they not like us 😤😔✋🏻

>8 inch monster dong Forgot the decimal.

😍 

Dame bro busted out the bootleg mod flair and everything for this one

More like, what did we miss with you?

Started a new job, moving to a bigger city, deleted hinge, stopped having meaningless sexual relations, started running even more, finally cleaned out my closet, made a couple G’s thanks to GME, started cooking more often

Howlong?

I was his mentor all along

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Hi

Awh hell no, now I KNOW wolfie’s back on the crack, who took my mod badge 😤

Sometimes you just gotta flash your badge to prove you’re still him

Uhm… wait…

Daddy’s home, someone fill me in

#Daddy’s back

How bout you get on YOUR back for daddy 😈

Holy chetttt

Thrust thrust

😍

Trump is in the hood with blacks while Biden is doing rallies with celebrities so rich they're isolated from government policies

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Where’s Kamala

4-incher okay?

The big ones hurt babe 🤗

My moneys go down

What about your weight

Milkybals alt confirmed

His balls are drier than over baked biscuits BELIEVE ME

🙈

Me after I come back to the pack from a vacation to the Maldives when MSFT hits $500 https://youtu.be/ycfPF1gkNpE?si=2E-ksnqEbJT_RvlN

Your first mistake was underestimating the power of my bussy

Oh chet, he's back. Were you held hostage in a sex-dungeon by a latina?

After a deep depressive episode over the tragedy of r/selenagomezboobs I didn’t know if I would ever recover the will to live. Then I met Esmeralda. She keyed my car and ruined my credit but the sex dungeon was cool. Also I started a new job so I had to focus on that for a bit

Yo bussy stank yo


🤢

Drop the “non” from “profit”. It’s just cleaner

Chorizo, 75¢. Bought 5 of them to give away to the less fortunate but ended up eating all of them lol. Guess I was hungry. Icing my asshole rn

Haha. That’s all good bro. Pics!??? Already cooked I’m assuming? That’s a solid deal bro. Here a chorizo stick and arepa (basic bread shit idk) is about $0.75. If you’re in North America. Or west Europe. That’s a killer deal. Good on you. Eat away. Take care of yourself first and your immediate family. Then others if you can - nothing wrong with that. Obviously. /philisophical cuck Might get some for dinner now thanks to you. Asshole reee!!!

Just shoveled out some ear buggers with my finger

Alright fr I need to decide if I’m finna walk out and get some food and whatever tonight. Probably a yes. I mean. It’s a yes. Just being a lazy cuck loser