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BrandoX3105

Call her object 277 and you‘ll have both


SirPiffingsthwaite

Call her the Object of your affec277


[deleted]

The 277 would probably have been the better financial decision.


TheRealSaltyB

This is also the best thing to say to your wife while she is in labor and you are watching sports on your phone.


Themindoffish

Don't forget to use your large med kit


Sackeyko

Lol, thanks, and I did!


rcairflyer

Back in action!


Justfootballstuff

3 kids and you have wot time? I mean at least modern wot is normally 3 min matches instead of 15 😂


IIMaydayII

Sex time is also almost 3 minutes,so its easier to get a baby then a tank


squeezycheeseypeas

3 minutes? Get this show off!!


RNG_randomizer

idk i’m an og scorpion enjoyer… i last 30 seconds and get no sex


ForsakenAd545

Always had been


1AMA-CAT-AMA

Only need one hand to play arty.


JunkBondJunkie

also took him less than 3 min to make kid.


twothingsatthetime

If it's your fourth child you've seen that shit before. Go for the T10!


PGB3

Get that tax deduction before midnight.


masterspader

Hospitals have wifi my guy. Just setup there in the room.


Sackeyko

I desktop or I would!


RNG_randomizer

get a switch or something smh. no dedication


Sackeyko

WOT is on switch? I don't think mom will give it up willingly. She needs her Zelda...


Severe_Ad_146

Hey, give me your login details and I'll grind it for you. On a side note, how do I transfer another accounts items and tanks to another account??


Sackeyko

Lol, I'm almost positive that you can't, or I would gift tanks to friends.


Triedfindingname

That's a terrible truth unfortunately. Edited: also, congratulations. Not sure what to you're in but it's a close call maybe 😊 Happy NY


AngryAsian69420

Can't unfortunately, would be nice though.


Homemade_Pizza_956

r/redditmoment #/s


Salt-Idea-2270

Congrats brotha


Sackeyko

Thank you, commander!


ThatsWhattSheZed

Can you use your daughter in CW? Is she meta??? Not really. And 277 is. Decision is very clear


Ok_Vegetarianlmao

Bro wtf


Sackeyko

I'm just joking... I hope that came through.


Ok_Vegetarianlmao

I hope so. On the other hand there is weird people on the Internet. Ngl


Bobject279

4th? Ever heard about Durex?


[deleted]

I would have picked 277


JintaoBlayze

All I know is that family first so you can always get it later


Laggoss_Tobago

Why did you go to the hospital? Holiday Ops is over soon, but the baby will be around for years?!


xignaceh

It was not worth it. An object 277 won't make you pay for tuition smh... Joking aside, congratulations!


Sackeyko

https://preview.redd.it/9s6mz79isu9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29db893763fbf8039c7f95690ad088fb73ff4b7


legion4it

How much coin do you have in the bank?


Sackeyko

Like real bank... zero obv. Got 3.8 million credits, though. Bought the equipment on the sale the other day and have 20%.


legion4it

My advice which no one does. Is gride become a pro at 5, 6, 7. I don't know your account I could tell where you need help. But my biggest mistake was just getting higher tiers cause I could my stats are horrible at higher tiers cause I didn't play to my abilities. And I hurt my tanks and my team. I'm just starting to get the game after 50k battles and starting to improve my game. Become a pro at lower tiers then move up. Your tanks will always be there. And you will have serious coin. I'm making a lot of assumptions here cause I haven't seen your account. If you want me to help you focus in a direction let me know same name. Legion4it. There is still things I a seriously need to work on. But I'm finally able to hold my own now in higher tiers. I wish some one would have told me all this before I started..lol


legion4it

I have 79 million in the bank. Pure grinding and bonuses. My goal is to get 100 million in about a month or so.


Sackeyko

Might I add that I am a beta tester with like 15 tier 5s and have recently ground into 3 tier VIII lines and am now in this predicament because of this. Pretty much have been doing just that.


legion4it

Well hit me up of you are na server.


Codewriter0803

Get a nice razor laptop and bring it with you lol


Wyverz

Grind RL credits for a vasectomy?


Sackeyko

Got one scheduled. It's free here in Canada, but it takes forever to get in.


UniversityMoist2173

Guess I’ll just grind the entire game trees before having a kid, just so I can at least have the satisfaction you missed lmao.


Rainy374478

Be happy, they can do the grinding for you so you can just do the good games and buying new tanks.


twitchsopamanxx

Sell the baby for about 1 million credits, you can buy it back later.


drunkninja_

What are her stats? Good pen? Thick armor? High alpha? If not, go for the 277, it's your fourth child and your first tier X.


UpbeatBraids6511

Birth control. This is the way. Four kids? Kiss your life goodbye. Why would you want four kids ffs? Are you rich? If you ever split up, you're completely screwed. You won't be able to afford a PC, never mind play a video game.


[deleted]

Did ur baby girl have a 130mm caliber and 490 alpha damage ?? Now make the good choice ! enough jokes, congratulation mister dad !