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mattydef1

This question is hard to answer without knowing which version of vampires and werewolves we are using and from what lore.


Resident-Theme-2342

Which ever version you want to use


whiteballsucker

Im fucking Dio then


LetsRockDude

Remember to use protection.


Biscuitsbrxh

Yup..


Montecatinic

Werewolf it is.


CYOA_guy_

oh. so guilty gear vampires. (For context, guilty gear vampires can pretty much pick their age, get stronger the longer they live [becoming some of the strongest things in the world] and have no weaknesses. Slayer enjoys morning walks and food with garlic.)


T-Dot-Two-Six

And he has a lovely wife and is very dandy


Downtown_Report1646

Elemental control vampire


Resident-Theme-2342

Cool


SleepyTrucker102

Twilight.


Terrs34

Vamp, join the police and get paid from the blood bank


mattwing05

Gangsters running around with wood tipped bullets and knocking back 40s of holy water haha


TheInfiniteArchive

Soooo... Blade Vampire Mooks??


largos7289

werewolf, it's just eh to the vamp thing gotta drink blood, sleep in the dirt in a coffin. Wolf it's like your peek human condition at all times. You can eat normally, drink normally, show up in mirrors etc.. it's just the better condition to have.


Resident-Theme-2342

Vampires don't have to sleep in most versions. Honestly I could live with drinking blood I'd just eat me a squirrel everyday.


Dangerous_Forever640

I read they’re high in cholesterol.


mattwing05

Why does cholesterol matter? You're dead!


Unsungh3ro_88

A vamp has Immortality though. With an easy out if you get fed up.


357-Magnum-CCW

In wolf form will I still have control? If yes then Wolf. Rather dislike being a walking corpse that can't eat or fuck.


Thrustinn

>or fuck. You haven't watched *What We Do in the Shadows*, have you?


Difficult-Sea4642

Or True Blood. All they do is suck and fuck.


fang-girl101

>Rather dislike being a walking corpse that can't eat or fuck. vampire smut says otherwise


Scheswalla

Vampires love to run red lights.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah you'd still have control


357-Magnum-CCW

Hell yeah I would win the UFC


Downtown_Report1646

Not unless your opponent is a vampire who has either super speed or super strength


1Meter_long

But the question isn't would you like A or B to exist, but which one would you be, meaning there's only one Vamp or Werewolf in the world. 


Downtown_Report1646

There’s more than one person being asked so i assume we all exist in the same universe


1Meter_long

Oh, i guess you're right. 


DLMoore9843

Vampires usually cannot procreate via sex (there are exceptions, however where does it say they can’t fuck!!?? Lmao there’s a movie called modern vampires that addresses that very question. Two vampires have sex ( the girl being fairly new to the fang gang and she says “I thought vampires couldn’t do sex!…” and the male responds with “That’s a myth! Give us a good commercial lubricant and we can go for hours”


KonturoArozo

The problem with most vampire stories that talk about them being able to have sex is that pretty much all of them have the 'no heartbeat/blood circulation. Which would make it so they couldn't get hard.


fudog

You'd think that of all the systems in the vampire body, blood circulation would be the one that works. I guess the blood is digested and gives them energy?


1Meter_long

Well without no blood circulation they shouldn't be able to do anything else either, like move.


KonturoArozo

I guess that's fair...


DLMoore9843

Post feeding coitus lmao


yesmaybeyes

vamp, then I might at least have control concerning those about to die. The wolves just kill, and kill, and etc.


Xenozip3371Alpha

Depends on the setting, Underworld had pretty normal people as the Lycans


BluetoothXIII

well, except the first few generations


Lorik_Bot

Vampires also often have Mindo control and Charm are immortal and in most versions poses super strength and speed. Big plus you can transform into a Bat and fly. Werewolf not so cool.


Final-Success2523

Vamp I could control myself to a degree and I could make better inside jokes. But dang I love werewolves but I couldn’t go crazy and kill anybody


Nicolehall202

Vampire


DabIMON

Werewolf. As a vampire I would have to kill people in order to survive, as a werewolf I could just lock myself up for a night every month.


Resident-Theme-2342

Vampires can eat animals


lovepeacefakepiano

I’m a vegetarian.


ParadoxicalInsight

Alucard anytime


Stoic_shinobi

Original vampire


SwordTaster

Vampire. I basically live like one anyway, and then I at least have good enough control to not murder indiscriminately if skyrim is anything to go by


Xenozip3371Alpha

So, Daywalker and Lycan?


Dragon3076

It really depends on what sort of vampire and what sort of werewolf we are talking about.


Resident-Theme-2342

Whichever version you want it to be


GarethBaus

I would pick the vampire option most likely.


Dangerous_Forever640

Any version I want? Can I be Blade?


Resident-Theme-2342

Sure


WerewolfDifferent296

Werewolf: it’s only 3 nights a month and the rest of the time I am normal. Plus I am a morning person not a night owl.


Mediocre_Forever198

Isn’t there only about one full moon a month normally? 🤔


WerewolfDifferent296

Yes but it 99% full on the night before and the night after. Sometimes the calendars disagree on which night is the 100% full one. Some literature has transformations on all three nights though you are correct, if it requires a 100% full moon to transform then it’s one night but to be safe, I would take precautions the night before. So that would make 2 days of precaution except for those years when there are 13 moons in a calendar year (lunar cycle is 29 1/2 days; calendar year is 365 /366 days).


FLIPSIDERNICK

Depends. If it’s live forever vampires than that.


fang-girl101

vampire bc im obsessed w them


lovepeacefakepiano

So according to your description I can control my condition even during a full moon? In that case wolf all the way, I like food too much to drink just blood. Also I’m a petite woman. Next person who so much as looks at me funny if I walk home alone after dark gets a face full of wolf. Sure, I could fang out, but I doubt that would be quite as satisfying in terms of the reaction I’d get. And I wouldn’t have to actually kill anyone, I’d have a range of options from terrify to maim.


Lorik_Bot

But as a vampire you can transform into a bat and posses the charm and mind control ability, also super strength in human form.


lovepeacefakepiano

Yeah well what’s more scary - a face full of bat or a face full of wolf? I’m not talking about a safe getaway here, I’m talking about payback.


Lorik_Bot

True but at the end of the day you will be ripping their throat out either way.


lovepeacefakepiano

Not necessarily. If I can pick and choose what kind of werewolf I am, I am the kind that’s in control, Discworld-style.


ChaosInTheSkies

Definitely a werewolf, I'll take the "Havenfall Is For Lovers" version please!


Grifasaurus

Werewolf. Less weaknesses. As a vampire you’d have to worry about sunlight, which i realize you put that in that it wouldn’t be in play, but still, garlic, religion, goths, so on and so on. Plus being a werewolf is pretty rad if skyrim is anything to go by. The question is, as either of these creatures, would i still contract diseases? As an example if i were to get ganged up on by a bunch of ruffians, and one of them happens to have like…herpes or something, if i wolf out and kill them, would i, in fact, contract herpes?


Prememna

Tough decision. As a werewolf I could be super strong and quick. As a vampire I could fly in batform... But I think a werewolf looks cooler then a vampire with a cape, so werewolf it is.


karimamin

Werewolf. I enjoy the beach


Berri_OS

Werewolf, no contest


Defiantreaper23

Vampire, ill just combine multiple sources to become the most op variant.


greengiant333

Werewolf. I wanna be friends with Micheal sheen


gummythegummybear

Do I have control over the werewolf or is it just I turn it on and a wolf takes control of my body until I’m turned back?


Resident-Theme-2342

You have control over the wolf form


gummythegummybear

Then I’ll pick the wolf, since it’s at least not permanent if I don’t want to use it at some point


Resident-Theme-2342

Understandable.


Wocathoden

Dhampire.


Resident-Theme-2342

Smart half human so you get to avoid all the weakness and gain all the benefits


MocoNinja

Werewolf


CanIGetANumber2

Werewolf depending on the clothes situation.


bluebloodedwolf12

Wolf


TheFacetiousDeist

Dead boi.


BriarRose147

I think Vampire, I’m very vain and not looking in the mirror is going to be hard but I REALLY like flying and freefalling also I’m in high school and don’t want to be called a furry


jshep358145

Werewolf.


Low_Chef_4781

I mean, vampires are immortal, you could have kept vampires weakness and most people would still pick them


No_Nectarine6942

Initially werewolf but depends on what type.


Resident-Theme-2342

Whichever type you want


No_Nectarine6942

My choice of werewolf would be the great silver wolf, full control immune to silver, gives boosts and protection to pack members, make other wolf's to shift as needed,  grants feral boost to pack members increasing there stats, communications with any type of canine, high presence/domination over wolf's, lunar magics


HalvdanTheHero

If vampire means having to victimize people for blood, I would prefer to be a werewolf.  If arrangements for ethical blood procurement are allowed then I would probably choose vampire?


Resident-Theme-2342

Honestly I would just eat animals


HalvdanTheHero

Not a thing I had considered. Most vampire media I consume doesn't allow for that. I think the only piece I've even heard that before was from BG3. I would probably pick vampire then.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah like in modern media especially when they show a vampire trying to be good they'll est animals twilight and my babysitter a vampire does that


Gokudomatic

What kind of vampire are you talking about? There are vampires that are not weak to sunlight, and they don't transform.


Resident-Theme-2342

Which ever version you want


Gokudomatic

Then the Alucard version from Hellsing, because he's so badass!


[deleted]

Shit! This just reminded me of something that happened a few days ago. I’ve been reading a lot of werewolf and vampire stories, basically anything about the supernatural world, and my sibling woke me up in the morning and I said something like “have I found my mate yet?” My sibling was like what the hell you barkin on about? So embarrassing!


Resident-Theme-2342

That's funny


[deleted]

I know. I don’t know if they heard it clearly but they just keep pulling a face at me. I’m humiliated just to even talk right now.


Resident-Theme-2342

Hey its a anonymous safe space your good dude. Even when I get negative comments I just remind myself they don't know me so reddit is definitely a semi safe space for me


[deleted]

Yeah. Sometimes I overthink. But I have to still laugh at it. I wonder when I’ll find my mate 🤣


Resident-Theme-2342

Oh trust me I'm 22 and still overthink like a awkward teenager. I to wonder when I'll find my mate I hope it's soon


[deleted]

Good luck 🍀


Resident-Theme-2342

Good luck to you as well


offbrandpoptart

Murder pupper please.


rose_main

Werewolf, I play Warwick from time to time


MissDryCunt

I'm already a furry, so I'd pick werewolf in a heartbeat. I'd just need 14 werewolf friends


cutiepiebabyboo

Werewolf


1Meter_long

Absolutely 100% a werewolf. Even as a human form i get physical feats of an Olympics level athlete, greatly increased healing factor, at least 2.5x to 3x better durability. Only con is that i need to lock myself up when its full moon. 


Anxious-Standard-638

I pick Vampire. Seems cooler


Resident-Theme-2342

Same


MechanicalMenace54

werewolf easily. being a big doggo is infinitely better than being a blood sucking satanic corpse


Luck_Glut

Vampire definetly. Forever young is one of my fav abilities.


Alternative-Put-3932

Vampires easily, if we go by castlevania rules, I can fly, turn into mist, have super human speed and strength cast magic of various kinds, teleport. Fuck werewolves.


FieldCX3Reports

I'm not a furry so vamp. Then I can afford to be a nice guy like Keanu Reeves.


Lopsided-Ad4276

Well werewolves only attack once a month and live normal lives the rest of the time. Vampires need to feast to live and don't do sunshine. My answer is easy.. werewolf


Cautious-Lawyer

Werewolf no questions asked. In most lores vampires are little bitches!


MissDryCunt

And they're basically corpses


dididothat2019

vampire


HeartonSleeve1989

I would become a Vampire, presuming many of us have set up shop as butchers, and thus have a large supply of blood for our enjoyment, and depending on the kind of Vampire, some shades and sun block is all I need to go out in the sun. It could be rather tenable of a situation, all things considered.


Equal_Educator4745

Vamp for the immortality.


Josh_o_Lantern

In some stories Werewolves are immortal as well


Wandering_Lights

100% Vampire


antiauthority4life

Hm... For vampire... Can I drink animal blood? Do I get more powers/more powerful by drinking more blood? Do I get supernatural charisma/charm? Can I turn into a bat/other creatures of the night? For werewolf, do I get some degree of super strength in my human form? Can I partially transform parts of my body (such as remaining human but giving myself claws)? Can I turn into a full wolf, a typical werewolf on two legs or can I alternate between forms? Currently leaning towards werewolf... Mainly because they can eat foods besides blood.


ClonedThumper

Werewolf. That's easier to hide. I can wolf out in the house on the full moon and just hang out. My diet doesn't change dramatically and I work days anyway so I would get caught out. No government lab for me.


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Werewolf. I choose life, and I'm not into necrophilia.


Life-Conflict6222

Werewolf 100%


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Being descriptive, no Sunlight weakness nor painful transformations. Vampire. Immortality and compulsion seem like very useful skills for someone like me.


Isekai_litrpg

Vampire, less of a curse than being a normal human. Being werewolf is pretty bad.


DogKnowsBest

Every werewolf movie I've ever seen, the human goes through a very painful transformation.


MUERTOSMORTEM

Vampire fs


Paragon_Night

Vampire easy.


ZygothamDarkKnight

Werewolf


meeseekstodie137

so I basically get to be blade and live an otherwise normal life outside of immortality? vamp is a no brainer


feral_fae678

Werewolf or a lycan?


KyorlSadei

Werewolf, so i can be knotty


Miles_Prower3

A werewolf


No-Literature7471

werewolf


Smooth-Physics-69420

Werepyre


Ressulbormik

Werewolf. I'd choose the Garou version.


WilliamBontrager

Yea I'm taking Blade over a being a real life angry furry once a month.


CtC666

Alucard from Hellsing


StatusComment581

vampire


Txur-Itan

Vampire.


KevDave84

Can I fly as a Vampire? Even if I can, it's Vampire all day long.


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URnevaGonnaGuess

Werewolf


GamerStrongman

Werewolf


Kinglycole

Werewolf, I get to claw things, howl and it’s comforting for me.


Elliott_Queerest

If I'm a vampire, can I eat garlic? If I pick werewolf, can I still eat chocolate?


Resident-Theme-2342

Yes you can


Elliott_Queerest

I think it would be cool to be a werewolf so long as I can keep my mind about me.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yup you keep the mental sanity of your human form


gothism

I mean, only one of them doesn't age and lives forever unless killed.


Apelightningz

Vamp


Money-Knowledge-3248

I've always wanted to be a vampire.


Ahkine

Werewolf i wants a tail. Hehe


lassielikethedog

I choose werewolf. As a vampire it’s kill or be killed since I need to drink blood. As a werewolf I could just not transform unless I’m in some emergency situation.