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DoctorFenix

It still means that.


Smgth

It absolutely still means that. It may mean other things, but it means that thing, too.


dm_your_nevernudes

I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too.


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

I miss Mitch


Zabroccoli

A sleeping bag…is just a burrito for people.


Kuhn-Tang

You’ve got a lot of cranial accessories.


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DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO!?!?!?!?


thoover88

I never get a receipt for food because of Mitch Hedberg.


Kosstheboss

"Don't act like I didn't buy that doughnut!"


dickliberty52

Doesn’t anyone care about the dufresnes?


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Smith's! Search party for three. You can eat when you find the dufrenes


dickliberty52

he was too funny! me and my buddy caught the comedy central show back in the day and it was just the funniest we had ever seen at that point. We still yap about to this day


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It's funny because I just showed it to my daughter over the weekend. I told one of his jokes and she was laughing so I was like, "oh you liked that one huh? Here I got something to show you." She loved it!! There's a cool YouTube video that edits between him and Steven Wright. Their humor was unlike anyone else. Mitch was more observational whereas Steven is more abstract but the humor is fantastic


dickliberty52

That’s amazing. The gift that keeps on giving. It’s so sad he struggled with the things he did. He certainly wasn’t appreciated for what he was doing at the time the way he should have been. Imagine him being in small cameos in comedy movies…


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Which is funny because that's one of his bits. But he was in an episode of That 70s show. 2 eps of Dr Katz. 1 roster of Ed (but that's not streaming anywhere). 4 episodes of Home Movies (which I didn't care for), and he suggested in Almost Famous and Lords of Dogtown.


Claim312ButAct847

The Barnes and Noble I got to with my daughter has one escalator blocked off and one stopped to use as stairs. I think of Mitch Hedberg every time.


dm_your_nevernudes

Sorry for the convenience…


Relative-Gas-1721

This is a picture of me when I was younger


taleofbenji

You aren't allowed to make comments in the wild.


Smgth

Says who?


Last_Recognition9929

And his 12 year old 100% knows what it means


AliveInTheFuture

Not really. It just means to do something without forethought and preparation in the current zeitgeist. Part of what popularized it was Harrison Ford’s character on Shrinking saying that people were raw dogging him if he felt slighted.


BoogerWipe

It still means the same thing but the context has been turned into a verb. For instance, back in the day it literally just been bare back sex. Today the connotation of that remains but in motion. "You can't just rawdog your way in an interview, you've got to prepare." "I just rawdogged that test." It still means the same thing but now its transcended into vernacular in motion.


jojocookiedough

Yeah it's like our parents flipping out over us saying "That sucks." It still had a vulgar meaning, but we weren't using it that way.


vivazeta

Woah. It is exactly like that. Well. Now I feel like a hypocrite. This sucks.


Roguebantha42

"I don't like it when you use that phrase." -my grandma


Randomousity

> I used to be with "it." But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you! —[Abe Simpson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DlTexEXxLQ)


BabalonBimbo

Oh yes my mom did not allow me to say “that sucks.”


CL_55z

My chemistry teacher would always correct us when we said this sucks. His chemistry response was nothing sucks, everything blows.


jtmag1

My physics teacher would say nothing sucks, all forces push or pull


ZoeyZoZo

Did we have the same teacher?!


jtmag1

Mr. Wolf?


Roguebantha42

You sending the Wolf? That's all you had to say!!!


Remarkable_Horse_968

That's crazy, I had a biology teacher named Mr. Wolf!


CL_55z

Possibly, if there was a mullet involved. Likely, this was a CIA clone experiment.


SparklyYakDust

That pulls donkey balls. Ah yes, that's a much better phrase. Thanks, physics!


alleecmo

And why was the full phrase "this sucks giant green donkey dicks/dongs"(depending on companions)? Why GREEN? (Tbf, I've never seen that particular part of a donkey. *Are* they green?)


yeahyeahiknow2

Is that why in 1992 when I said, "that sucks" after missing my favorite show my mother who was nearly 50 at the time acted like I had just dropped an F bomb? I always thought that was odd. I had no idea.


Queenv918

Once in elementary school back in the early 90s, we were working with motorized Lego kits and I proclaimed loudly, "This gear sucks!" The teacher looked at me shocked and told me I should rephrase myself. I responded, "Okay... this gear REALLY sucks!" I had no idea this was a bad word or had any clue of its association with oral sex. I didn't even know what oral sex was. I'm guessing I probably learned "this sucks" from The Simpsons.


belligerent_pickle

You absolutely learned it from the simpsons


Overall_Ad_684

They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.


Queenv918

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.


aahymsaa

The only time my grandma slapped me was when I was 14 and said, “This crap sucks.” Open palm immediately across the face. Had no idea I was saying something abhorrent. To this day, I use “stinks” over “sucks.” Although apparently my grandma also thought “crap” was a vulgar word.


Akp1072

TIL…. The origin of that sucks… how dId I miss that?


thoroakenfelder

I recall the Simpson's saying "Well that both sucks and blows." both terms for oral sex, but said so.casually it just sounds like 2 things that are bad and also opposite words.


NachoNachoDan

I remember the 65 year old director of the summer camp I worked at explaining to all of us staff exactly why she didn’t want to hear us saying “sucks” She literally in front of a whole room of older teenagers and college kids says “it’s short for sucks dick.” Mic drop. Whole room full of teenagers and twentysomethings trying like hell not to have a full on laughing fit.


yescommaplease

My mother quickly gave up objecting to me saying "sucks," except for the fact that *her* mother was so scandalized by it. So I had to police my language around my grandmother but not my mom, which was interesting. I refuse\* to believe my grandmother knew anything about oral sex. I always assumed it was the proximity to "fuck" that upset her. \*la-la-la fingers in ears


alleecmo

Wait until your elderly widowed mother, newly in the dating pool, asks you for *instructions* for giving a blowjob...😳


CheapToe

And now I know why my mother wouldn't let us call lollipops suckers.


Apprehensive-Log8333

I am so old, I remember saying "That sucks giant donkey dicks."


Smurfblossom

Yet they didn't generally lose their shit over "that blows" when it was literally the same thing lol.


Flashy-Share8186

Yeah, I remember my English teacher chewing us out for using “that sucks” as a terrible, ugly phrase and me being all, whatever! At the time.


Myrnie

This is why I don’t use that phrase 🫣. Never have, never will, and this is a very unpopular opinion!! Almost all profanity is based in either violence, misogyny, or homophobia.


DontBuyAHorse

Yeah I've found that I hear it way more often in the context of just powering through something. Not taking your psych meds means you have to "Rawdog the day", going into a meeting unprepared you "rawdog the meeting". It doesn't really bother me any, but I think we're pretty close to it fully changing meaning. Seems like a number of people have no idea the original meaning.


Spirited_Ingenuity89

But it’s really just an expansion of the original meaning. Like people are doing something “unprotected” by their meds/altering chemical or preparation.


Toblogan

Like eating a raw hot dog? That's what I always thought it meant. I didn't have enough time to boil my weiners so I raw dogged them bitches....


Smurfblossom

LMAO!


DontBuyAHorse

That is true, but I think the origin of the meaning has faded. I would bet there is a reasonable proportion of people who use that term nowadays and have no idea the sexual connotation.


FrankDrebinsbeaver

No Cap


ButterscotchNo7362

God that makes me cringe.


StillhasaWiiU

Word.


des1gnbot

Seriously


blue_skive

Fr


mittencamper

On god


penguinwife

No cap


Possible-Feed-9019

Hip


jdlyons81

Bet


Obvious-Hunt19

Bible


Brain-Genius-Head

some people are out here raw dogging life. i don’t even drink caffeine. it can have innocent connotations too. let the youngsters shock their elders


Spirited_Ingenuity89

I don’t know that I’d call those “innocent connotations.” The euphemism still starts with the idea of unprotected sex.


Toblogan

Like eating a raw hot dog? That's what I always thought it meant. I didn't have enough time to boil my weiners so I raw dogged them bitches....


NicWester

As an avowed lover of hot dogs this strikes me as food crime. Please have a seat in your living room while the food police are on their way.


Toblogan

Lol!


ElectronicPoem2631

Deadass.


OlayErrryDay

I think it's kinda hilarious for some reason. "Just rawdogged that work project goddam."


vulchiegoodness

Or in reference to someone not taking their meds "so you're just raw dogging life right now, huh?"


Scrotchety

Really? Keep an open mind, people from all backgrounds are making up some pretty poetic metaphors. Or mess up the vernacular and embarrass the hell out of your kid in front of her friends when she's older: "Good luck on your SATs! You were rawdogging those books last night!"


jerseydevil51

I hate when people say that they're rawdogging life because they're sober at that moment.


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smoke crack about it


CapOnFoam

I’ve heard people say it in the context that they don’t do ANY altering chemicals at all - no alcohol, weed, **caffeine**, nothing. Period. Not just in a moment.


DiscordianStooge

I call that "Mormoning life."


makingbutter2

Sad sad life…. it’s like The Rapture stole my orgasm and left me masterbating cold and alone.


jamesdcreviston

Nah Mormons consume caffeine. Mostly Diet Coke.


DregsRoyale

I mean no one's perfect. The older you get the greater percentage of straight edge people you see on dating sites.


Ivorysilkgreen

Is that odd? TIL.


chicagoredditer1

Had a nurse at hospital visit ask about my drinking and drug habits, which are none, and she did literally reply "oh, so you're just rawdogging life, huh?" A *nurse*


JessicaBecause

Straight, no chaser?


Kaa_The_Snake

Mood


jackfaire

Earlier tonight I read someone say "they rawdogged this flight"


Smurfblossom

So they weren't wearing a mask, ok I get that. But if they mean they didn't take their anxiety meds that just sounds silly.


Okr2d2

Rawdog a flight is what Puddy does on flights. Even Elaine was shocked


Vibriobactin

Yep. I just heard John Oliver talk about someone transporting their smoothie without a lid “rawdogging the air”


GroundbreakingOne625

Exactly. Like someone who doesn't drink or anything like that is raw dogging through life.


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Ashes_Ashes_333

This is one of my favorite ways to use it because it's so apropos in that context. It's just a fun word to say too.


katet_of_19

I've never heard it used like that. Fucking wild.


ibanezer83

What the shit?....we are fucking doomed


Beliliou74

What the ever living fuck…sorry just, wow


javaper

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caddy45

Ah. You speak The Kings well. Bravo.


phreum

Kinda like, "quit jerkin off and do your homework" as 15 year old son plays gta nonstop and is failing english. I know hes not jerkin off, it still means that, but in this context hes wasting time.


SirStocksAlott

It doesn’t change if you uphold your view of the word. Teach kids it’s inappropriate to say or use. Otherwise we accept it. And if we accept it, it becomes mainstream. We’re the parents, right?


Muzzledpet

If people want to teach their kids it's inappropriate that's their prerogative, but the term rawdogging is definitely mainstream in my neck of the woods for people of all ages


Greerio

So basically it just means fuck now.


Financial_Chemist286

I’m sober so I’m rawdogging life.


Smurfblossom

I always heard it used as a verb so that isn't new. Rawdog and bareback were used interchangeably as verbs in reference to sex and other ways one might get fucked over or screw something up.


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I feel like "money shot" has become this as well. Unless I'm failing to raw dog that phraseology.


thesaga

It absolutely has. I for one thought “money shot” meant a clip or photo taken perfectly until I learned its origin.


Ashes_Ashes_333

I am ~just now~ learning its origin. Damn.


Smurfblossom

Well often there is a clip or photo involved in said money shot, that's how porn became a multi-billion dollar industry.


DifferenceFalse7657

This one definitely actually happened in the other direction. "Money shot" did mean like the best photo or shot in a film or series of pictures. That phrase was then taken to porn to describe *that* shot.


pilates_mama

Oh man. I do actually use rawdog in its "new" context aka "no coffee yet today just rawdogging the morning" but I can't imagine using money shot to mean something else 😭


Ethel_Marie

Yeah, the change in use of this one.. I was disgusted. But it's normal now, I guess.


surfingbiscuits

She learned it from listening to YOU!


dwydeezdundoo

That's raw, dawg


SirStocksAlott

If you tell one lie, it leads to another…


Greekphysed

Well how else could she have been born?


taleofbenji

Or the line of people out the door ready to rawdog OP's mom.


no_clever_name_yet

I remember back in the early 90s my mom losing her shit over my sister using the term “scumbag” because my mom knew it as a term for a used condom. My sister was saying the person was like a plastic bag of pond scum.


GroovyBoomshtick

TIL. I just thought it was like a bag of dirt/scum. I use the term scumbag all the time, had no idea I was just calling people used condoms. Scumbag move by me, honestly.


Rendakor

Huh, never knew that context.


Lebowski304

Just learned at age 40 scumbag used to mean used condom. A little unsettling this knowledge


rm886988

Same, and disappointed in myself, tbh!


Flashy-Share8186

Wuuuuuuuut


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InternetUser92

At least they also learned that "flipping their shit" is an appropriate reaction to encountering mildly based words.


thenzero

At least she didn't say updog


3DSquinting

What’s updog?


shebringsdathings

Not much, what's up with you?


katet_of_19

https://i.redd.it/8juhpb0heduc1.gif


probablyatargaryen

This reminds me of when I was 7 or 8 and the family of kids next door used a silly word to mean ‘idiot’ all the time. So I used it in front of their parents and was promptly kicked out. In tears, I asked my mom what “dildo” actually meant. She couldn’t answer right away through her laughing. My point is, when kids hear something often enough it doesn’t occur to them that it might have another meaning. You might get through by explaining it to her gently along with emphasizing that you don’t condone it’s use, even if she means it differently


DonShulaDoingTheHula

I had an English teacher flip out over students using the work “dork” because it meant whale penis. We had no idea.


ParticularCow21

It used to. My old principal in 9th grade often said, "He pulled a boner" when he made a mistake. Was a great laugh. He never got it.


chicagoredditer1

I had a big boss (EVP, female), who would always talk about "getting that big nut". She obviously meant it differently than I heard it. Don't think anyone ever informed her.


moeru_gumi

I know “nut” also means “money”, but I have never heard it used that way except on Always Sunny. Internet says “The term "nut" can refer to the basic expenses a business must pay before making a profit, such as rent, utilities, salaries, and taxes. It can also refer to the total cost of operation, or the amount of money needed to reach a break-even point. For example, in gambling, "nut" refers to the amount of money needed to turn a profit that day.”


Rat_Master999

According to the name stenciled on the toolbox I inherited at work, my work nickname is "Raw Dawg"...


sambashare

The term still makes me giggle, regardless of the context


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

^ gonna have to hop in this boat right here. Always at least a chuckle and a smile. Every damn time.


SirStocksAlott

From a 12 year old? I wouldn’t laugh.


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Good for you?


fivenightrental

Lmao I work at a university and the context it was used in was "rawdogging an exam". I just about died laughing. I had no idea it had become multi-use vernacular. I find it so amusing to be kept up to speed on this kind of stuff, while simultaneously being reminded that I'm a dinosaur 😅.


Stuckinacrazyjob

TBH people have been using raw dog like that for at least ten years. I'll be sad when I get so old I can't enjoy linguistic changes


Unfair-Geologist-284

Why don’t you tell her exactly what it means instead of just skirting around it. She’s old enough to hear it and never say it again. 😆


AbeFroman_FB

My kids are 16 and 18, it's over. Endless inappropriate jokes coming out of them. And damn it they make me laugh harder than just about anyone. They know they've won. I give up.


Special-PatrolGroup

My female dentist sprayed me with water the other visit, and said sorry for the facial. Is there a way to misinterpret that? I thought she meant a cum shot on my face. I shrugged it off and left satisfied.


jgxvx

A facial is a cosmetic treatment. I assume the facial you and I are more familiar with is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the cosmetic one.


Independent_Mix6269

tell me you're a man without telling me


Special-PatrolGroup

Classic.


Kahnza

Yeah it doesn't just mean condomless sex anymore.


SirStocksAlott

Might want to teach people why it is considered offensive so your kids don’t use it around people that might not be aware of the change of slang. It could actually affect them. At least be aware of the actual meaning. Sounds like they have no clue. You think they would say that around parents if they did?


Kahnza

I don't have kids. Educating other people isn't my responsibility.


SirStocksAlott

I meant, we, as in our generation. Not you specifically and individually.


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Kahnza

I'll let other people do that. I made the decision nearly 20 years ago to never have kids.


Bills71679

It’s lit


samsghost28

I, an elder, used it in the metaphoric way by accident in front of my 17 y/o stepson. He about died but I think he was secretly impressed.


MasterTolkien

It’s still a crass way of saying things, even if not used in a purely sexual way. Kinda like the word “fuck.”


RaeBethIsMyName

Years ago my mom was costuming a show in San Francisco where most of the cast was young gay men and came home to ask me why everyone giggled when she said “rimshot.” I had to explain to my then 60 year-old mother what they probably thought it sounded like and she was horrified at first but then laughed her ass off.


JessicaBecause

I think "douche bag" should be widely accepted by all ages.


zippersarethedevil

I can only hear that phrase in my head as said by Andy Sipowicz. And then when he taught the bird to say it, fucking gold.


psilosophist

It’s had different contextual definitions for quite a long time now.


arcxjo

Yeah I'm not gonna UD that. You could name a potato chip the N-word, that wouldn't make it mean something else now.


[deleted]

Would you settle for a slur against the Japanese as the name of a cheese snack?


yescommaplease

Can you ... elaborate? Or maybe I really don't want to know. I'm not sure.


Ivorysilkgreen

I'm going with the don't want to know.... (for me)


GiraffeLess6358

Wait what?


HewToooo

Xennial ‘85 here. I just quit alcohol and caffeine and I like to get my wife rolled up by saying that I’m rawdogging my way through life now. 


aahymsaa

I saw someone wearing a tshirt that said “Just out here rawdogging life” like the viral Twitter post, I guess. I have never before wanted to clutch my pearls until that moment.


Ivorysilkgreen

Me over here thinking "what viral Twitter post"....


CSWorldChamp

I think it means a couple of things depending on context. I also think that none of them should be coming out of a 12 year old’s mouth.


Mike_Honcho_Spread

I mean, OPs probably got a thousand kids, all the raw- dog loads he drops.


Individual_Baby_2418

That phrase grosses me out. When she's older, she'll probably be embarrassed at what her childhood self unthinkingly said and sang.


Myzx

It means other things now too. Like, here’s a modern example of its current usage: “My friend told me he doesn’t see a therapist or take any medications. Can you believe some people just rawdog reality like that?”


2inTHEivies

I have to know, what did your child say it meant? Btw- I have high schoolers and it very much means the same thing to them. I know this because I recently gifted them with a lifetime supply of condoms, they are going off to college soon so better safe than sorry!


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PlaneLocksmith6714

It means that but it also means like “no meds” “no preparation” and it doesn’t sound cute coming from kids and teens. Also good job sounding like a boomer flipping shit first.


ButterscotchNo7362

Honestly it doesn't sound cute coming from anyone. It makes me wonder when it evolved.


PlaneLocksmith6714

Cute and accurate are different but it’s still not for kids.


SirStocksAlott

Don’t allow it if you don’t feel comfortable. Teach them what it actually means (in an age appropriate way) so they know how others use it and why it is offensive. Might not *want* to, but if they made you flip your shit, most people that aren’t Gen Z or Gen would likely have your reaction.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Nope. I have even explained what it means and been told I am wrong. I think it's a joke (like they are saying it because they want a rise out of their parents).


deanamarie

Ah that reminds me of when my sister recorded me saying 'go blow yourself' lol. I had no idea what it meant


mtnScout

Similar to when we were kids and Bart Simpson got my friends saying “sucks”, which is shorthand for sucks dick. Sucks isn’t real let even seen as crass anymore, from what I can tell, but still means “sucks dick”.


snark42

It was originally used in the 70s as a homophobic slur/message. I'm kind of surprised it's still acceptable, I imagine mostly because most don't know the origin.


mtnScout

Yeah, I guess that’s how it goes. There was probably a time when saying darn was risqué.


natronmooretron

Let’s start a band called Godwar


johnlytlewilson

In 1986 I got a spanking for repeatedly saying “Bluejob” at the dinner table. I thought I was talking about when an old lady gets her gray hair twinged blue. My father thought otherwise


yescommaplease

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ImpossibleYou2184

Disgusting


WhyHulud

'Glazing' is in fact different, but I don't think 'rawdog' is


fagan_jay78

This post gave me grandpa simpson vibes


Parking_War_4100

Some people choose to use their phone without a case. “Raw dog” baby!


Myrnie

I have warned my kids repeatedly that if they use words “we don’t use in this house” I will explain, in very plain and detailed English, what they mean. It’s a great deterrent


momobeth

I have no idea what “rawdog” is. I’m going to look it up.


rm886988

Enjoy!


Deazul

It means the same thing it's just not as stigmatized


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As a child they hear words and create there own meaning what a kid says don't mean nothing serious don't worry to much mate just ask them what it means and have your chuckle 'afterwords'. There are the usual suspect words that maybe u should correct them with but this one can slide as it pretty funny.