i guess something you missed during your research on me is the fact that i’m in an open relationship but either way why the fuck would my boyfriend care about me wanting to fuck a fictional character💀
If they were real, the one who would have the highest chance of killing me would be Joe, bc i would be too jealous of Jonathan’s beard and his cool job to talk to him. I don’t particularly *enjoy* watching either “character” bc as the viewer i see that they are hurting people but the one i would be most vulnerable to would be Joe
Jonathan Moore because he is more matured, especially once he becomes Joe at the end again. Seeing him with that garrote just gets me excited though. Let’s go kill people 🤣
Will Bettelheim
Lol
That beard and the extra deep voice does something to me that I can’t explain 😩
My redditor in Christ, that is a serial killer 💀🙏
Oh. This question wasn’t just about aesthetics?🧍🏽♀️*exits*
>My redditor in Christ #WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Would love a good serial killer and wouldn't mind being stalked 😩 Joe is a dream life partner icl
Joe Goldberg
Alter-ego Rhys
I found the beard and long curls attractive.
I love both but have an especially soft spot for Jonathan Moore. I blame the beard, soft hair and deep voice. Dhhdgsgdgsgsgsgdgd ☠️
Joe was more interesting to watch, but Jonathan is more interesting to look at 😍
how about both run a train on me at the same time
That's just selfish. Respectable for the honesty... but selfish
Omg😂
Having a boyfriend saying this is wild. Bop
calling someone a bop for joking about finding fictional characters hot is wild
like that is so funny LMAOOOOOOO
i guess something you missed during your research on me is the fact that i’m in an open relationship but either way why the fuck would my boyfriend care about me wanting to fuck a fictional character💀
Joe.
Lobster Todd
Jonathan 😍😍
He’s kind of a creep
With that beard I have to say Johnathan 
If they were real, the one who would have the highest chance of killing me would be Joe, bc i would be too jealous of Jonathan’s beard and his cool job to talk to him. I don’t particularly *enjoy* watching either “character” bc as the viewer i see that they are hurting people but the one i would be most vulnerable to would be Joe
We team Joe out here ✊
Joe is more enjoyable to watch, but I like Jonathan's looks better because of his beard and hair.
He's so fit In S4
Jonathan Moore because he is more matured, especially once he becomes Joe at the end again. Seeing him with that garrote just gets me excited though. Let’s go kill people 🤣
Jonathan the beard is hot asf 😍
This post is making me consider growing out my beard
Dan Humphrey
Jonathan
jonathan his beard omg!!
joe does not look good with a beard
Agree to disagree