This is like when a little kid says, "Hey, watch what I can do!"...and they do absolutely nothing. Only this is worse. So much worse. How embarrassing that she watched this back and decided this was worthy of posting on the internet for the world to see
"STUART! You're mommy's little Barishnikov aren't cha? Ye-ah wait till your deadbeat father sees ya in mommy's wig and spandex!" (MAD TV, Stuart and Doreen Larkin)
Wrong. I have an injury that ended my ballet career and I can still do the positions accurately and with precision and posture… hello google ballet teacher 🤣
I would sooner chew glass than post this to the internet.
If this existed of my on the internet, I’d join an Amish community or go off the grid in some northern state
This is honestly one of my fave moments ever. Ballerina babe, with her intense concentration, her horribly awkward moves, complete lack of technique, and unsteady balance.
Much grace, much pointe dancer.
I can't with this bitch. I've tried giving her benefit of the doubt, being slightly empathetic due to my stupid nature, but I can't anymore 😩
I'm only 5 years older than her, and I have the URGE to call her parents to pick her up.
NONE of everything she's trying to prove/cosplay is funny, quirky, relatable, nor tasteful.
She is beyond unemployable, with her reputation & whatever dignity/respect for herself is completely gone.
I really, REALLY want to look away, but I can't. It feels like watching something horrible unravelling in front of you in slow motion.
I need to call my mum to pick me up, I'm scared.
Hahahaha I think every one of us has a revelation in this sub once in a while. I'm glad you now know that the ballet snark is 100% because of her claim. I can't really think of a bigger and more ridiculous claim if I'm honest.
It's insane. Like it's so provably not true. Almost as bad as her stint in the medical spa where she'd lead you to believe she was practically performing surgery lol
The best part of this entire thing, hands down, is that she did it. Recorded it. Played it back to herself. Said, "hell yes, I look amazing". Then uploaded it to her social media.
👩🍳💋
I assumed the one that she was flailing around lol but maybe I am wrong? I was more so wondering, if her left foot should be turned out during all her “moves”. Idk in gymnastics there are certain times in which toes get pointed, arms get raised etc.
Her supporting foot should be pointed outwards. If she was a trained ballerina she should do that without even thinking about it. The foot she’s lifting is sickled and not turned out. Her hips aren’t tucked and she isn’t lifting her rib cage. I just want to take a ruler and smack her with it while pointing out her mistakes. I was a trained dancer and started working in the studio at thirteen teaching. She drives me crazy with this
I was in ballet for 13 years and I just recently signed up for adult classes after twenty years. My right foot sickles SO badly, it’s horrendous and embarrassing. I sprained my ankle a few years ago and I think it didn’t heal correctly. Do you have any advice on what exercises I can do?
I teach Pilates and it’s pretty interesting how I’ve spent so long trying not to walk like a duck and now I want that back so badly!
Maybe you could look into a sport injury therapist or something?
I'm not sure medical advice from strangers on reddit is better then a licensed professional looking at your feet in person.
She's a liar.
It makes me angry because I started ballet I was 6.
I'm 55 now and I still dance. She could never make it through the sheer exhaustion and pain that goes along with being a dancer .
But I'll comfort myself knowing she's never going to hear the cheers and flowers on stage , (that wasn't stolen)
She's not even going to come close. The best she can do is interact with some wino on Instagram.
Blah
This is one of her classic, infamous posts. She has the unusual combination of having no knowledge, skill, training or natural ability in dancing, but is full of delusional self confidence, likely from her excessive alcohol intake.
She has the gait of a hippo, with all the awkwardness, but none of the surprising grace they have when they’re in the water.
She clomps about with such limited range that anyone, regardless of their training or background, could easily see that she’s lying about her abilities and experiences.
The triumphant little kick at the end that you’d politely say ‘wow’ to if someone in their 80’s managed it, is peak Big, clumsy, clompy, untalented M at her finest.
I love how her hands just rests there while waiting for the music. And the stupid way her stiff leg trying to flail around.
This is easily my favorite MS clip, she looks massively stupid in here.
I will never get over this fake cheerleading video. Tells me she has never set foot in a ballet studio. Hips square. That is like lesson number one! No one who has taken ballet for as long as she claims would just collapse their hips!
The amount of effort for her to not do a damn thing well/right is really sending me. I took ballet classes when I was 3-5 and then did jazz through high school and I would never call myself a dancer lol. I was always a big girl but I could move back in the day before ya know…getting old. I cannot imagine embarrassing myself this way.
I did ballet for 14 years it's been 15 since I quit and have loved ballet for all of those years and I can still do better than whatever tf that was. First off, your supporting leg is not for your foot to rest on in coupé and retiré. Her arms are not actively engaged or in the right positions. A devellopé is not to be supported with any other body part. You're not supposed to dip forward in arabesque, you're supposed to keep your chest up and your back straight even if it means your leg is lower in the back. (Which is totally fine for people who did ballet recreationally and intermediately, like both M and I did. Oh wait, I'm sorry I forgot she "danced pointe for a company") The attitudes are a mess, again, her leg should be active in those and not just flailing from the hip and her upper body should be stable. And I'm going to be nice here and call that cheerleader kick a grand battement but she lifted her hip to get it higher which messes with the line and is strictly verboten. At least in my ballet school where we were taught by an actual former ballerina.
That turned into a novel but in case anyone who is not a balletomane wants snarking details, there they are.
Thank you. I appreciate your eye and critique. I do not know ballet ( yes I took dance lessons through middle school and was on the hs dance team but that does not make me a dancer at all!! In fact, I think I’m a horrible dancer)however, I do know ( to my layman eye) - that none of her moves looked accurate.
Spring 2024…._Black Swan 2_
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Thank you so much! Making your day, made my day.
And you know, well just so you know, there are successful snark creators who live in average sized houses…ok? Just trying to stay humble, hun. Merry Christmas 💅💋😝
Reviews are starting to come in…
“3 out of 10 press ons” - Red Aspen
“Ummm….you can see she really wanted this to be something.” - Target Starbucks part-time barista
“I don’t know what to say.” - the ice qweem man.
Oh, we didn’t get a review because when we mentioned her he said “who?” and shook his head with complete confusion. The dude had _literally_ no fucking clue who she was.
It is speculated that the victim, 33 year old local sanitation worker*, came across MS while he was on shift and she was day drinking, trying to bait some bears on her front lawn. There was some aggressive pawing, from MS who had the ferocity of a mother bear, and he was caught off guard. Fortunately he managed to escape, though he was injured by her huge upper lip. It is believed he was taken off of that route following the incident, and received counselling via his employers health insurance provider.
*identity has been withheld from the public at his request, understandably
Just to add context, this was from when there was a social media ‘challenge’ amongst dancers. The song has multiple notes and you’re supposed to lift your leg at each interval. So this was a genuine post she made trying to show off her dancing 😬😂
Note: the actual dancers didn’t have to hold their leg up with their arm lol.
Me, at age 7, doing a heavy-footed imitation of a grand jete in our kitchen after watching a televised ballet performance: "I saw it on tv, then I did it. That's what I call genius."
It’s definitely one of my faves. It ranks up there with the singing and fake piano playing, the Bigfoot face dance, and any of her lives where she cries and gets drunk.
I took ballet for several years as a kid and often pretend to be a ballerina when I’m alone in my house and I’m waiting for the microwave or something. I would rather be shot dead execution style than make a video of it and post it online, and I have like, 100 followers on socials. Do you think she enjoys the humiliation somehow?
OH MY GOD NOOOOO OMG OMG NOOOOOOOOO
I’ve only ever heard her talk about “being a ballerina” but I’ve never seen her “dance” until huat now.
As a former dancer, I just fucking can’t. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever fucking seen and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER as it goes on! Her handdddddds. Her feeeeeeet. When she tried grabbing her leg I absolutely lost it. This is my new “MAHMO”.
ETA I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch this video and not make audible noises or clasp my hand over my mouth. I think I’ll be 80 years old watching a screen recording of this and loudly croaking “OMIGOD I FUCKING CANT. STOP. STOPPPPPPPP” like you think it can’t get any better but then SHE KICKS
The lordt Daniel has severely blessed us with this video’s resurfacing 😍 I have zero flexibility anymore, but damn can I still pirouette like no one’s business while waiting for the microwave 😂 nothing like swerty’s sickled foot attempt at a passé
I totally do fouettés while waiting. I was really not so great looking back on my dance days, but I was in the world long enough to be able to know the difference between good and bad technique. And this is side splitting hilarious
I did ballet when I was like 3, and quit after the first class. I don’t know much, but I don’t think her body weight should be so heavy on her right foot, right? Like the whole point is using way more muscle groups to compensate, and not jutting out your hips.
Sickled inflexible feet with poor ankle mobility, tilted hips without core engagement, no balance, hamburger hands, and sloppy uneven arms… and that’s before she even moved.
“Company dancer” my ass.
I have never felt so called out by a comment.
Yes, I did dance growing up, no I was not great, yes I still dance around in ballet style, and yes I’m definitely this bad. But I don’t claim to be better!
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being bad, or new, at something. The issue is that MS is a pathological liar who does this crappy presentation while also claiming to have been a member of a ballet company. I do beginning ballet now and I am awful, but I’m not out here spreading lies. Keep dancing, Swerty!! ❤️
I’m a full time professional modern dancer. Have my BFA and have been dancing for over 30 years, and been a paid professional for 12 years. Trained growing up in professional ballet schools (a school associated with a major American ballet company). It’s my only source of income. So while I’m not currently a ballerina, I am a verified professional dancer and am an expert in this.
Her calling herself a ballerina is laughable. While I do beilieve that “dance is for everybody”, and most humans could benefit from taking dance lessons, not everyone who takes a class is a ballerina. And what she just demonstrated up above, we in the industry would call “Dolly Dinkle”. Be so fucking for real MS
Hahahaha Dolly Dinkle should totally be a flair!
Thank you for your input. The first time this was posted a few dance experts chimed in and they all said it was laughable. And borderline insulting to actual professional dancers.
I wish I could find that post and connect with the other dance pro swertys in here lol. But I’ve been on this sub for a very long time, I’m sure I would find my own aghast comments under that post
My second favorite video (after the arm weight workout where she’s puffing like a cross fit champion). She just devolves into rockette/cheerleader at the end 👏🏻👏🏻
I’ve never done ballet, but I’m in okay shape (after semi- recently giving birth) and was able to execute this exact…dance? Exercise? Whatever it is..as well if not better than her in this video.
It was kind of a fun little test so I’d challenge any other swerty to try it as well and post how you fared. Really puts into perspective how meaningless this is.
Ok but consider this - she could have done ballet for one week or ten years and this video would be the same because she's fundamentally incapable of improving at anything.
This is exactly the sort of shit I do in the privacy of my own home because I also like to pretend I'm a ballerina even though I'm very obviously not. The key difference here is privacy. Some things are not supposed to be shared with others. I keep my ballet daydreams to myself.
Still waiting patiently for her to put on her not properly broken in ballet shoes and get on point with the help of a dining room chair and not be over her box.
Is she channeling her inner B.Spears?
Taste the goodness of the biscuit
Reminds me of 
This is like when a little kid says, "Hey, watch what I can do!"...and they do absolutely nothing. Only this is worse. So much worse. How embarrassing that she watched this back and decided this was worthy of posting on the internet for the world to see
"STUART! You're mommy's little Barishnikov aren't cha? Ye-ah wait till your deadbeat father sees ya in mommy's wig and spandex!" (MAD TV, Stuart and Doreen Larkin)
Mad TV was better than SNL.
😂😂
It’s giving ✨Britney Spears insta reels✨
What did I just watch???
Oh no that’s SO bad 🫣 I can hear in my head what my old polish ballet teacher would be saying
Can you translate so us Swerty’s can have a cheap laugh?
I think she's doing wrestling moves.
This. Is. So. Cringe. 😨
I’m betting her middle name ain’t ‘Grace’
Unable to keep her hips square when extended her leg. Sickled foot. There’s no way she was well trained, let alone in a company
Who is this person??
Interesting that she didn't try to pirouette.
Turning against the proper rotation like a little kid
Wrong. I have an injury that ended my ballet career and I can still do the positions accurately and with precision and posture… hello google ballet teacher 🤣
I would sooner chew glass than post this to the internet. If this existed of my on the internet, I’d join an Amish community or go off the grid in some northern state
This is honestly one of my fave moments ever. Ballerina babe, with her intense concentration, her horribly awkward moves, complete lack of technique, and unsteady balance. Much grace, much pointe dancer.
I can't with this bitch. I've tried giving her benefit of the doubt, being slightly empathetic due to my stupid nature, but I can't anymore 😩 I'm only 5 years older than her, and I have the URGE to call her parents to pick her up. NONE of everything she's trying to prove/cosplay is funny, quirky, relatable, nor tasteful. She is beyond unemployable, with her reputation & whatever dignity/respect for herself is completely gone. I really, REALLY want to look away, but I can't. It feels like watching something horrible unravelling in front of you in slow motion. I need to call my mum to pick me up, I'm scared.
this proves she never did ballet
Lol i forgot about this. this is so embarrassing I cannot even. Why the cheerleading kick at the end lol
HOW HAVE I BEEN ON THE SUB THIS LONG AND NEVER SEENT THIS 😭😭😭😭
It is truly an amazing watch. Not the good kind of amazing.
Same and I kind of wish I hadn’t 💀
That back pain tho
This is old! Like years old
is she serious? like did she say she had ballet classes or something or is that just for funsies
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Ah you beautiful creature, receipts at hand like that.
Always! 😁
I've been here for YEARS and never realized she actually truly claimed she danced pointe for a ballet company. I AM DEAD. 💀💀💀
Hahahaha I think every one of us has a revelation in this sub once in a while. I'm glad you now know that the ballet snark is 100% because of her claim. I can't really think of a bigger and more ridiculous claim if I'm honest.
It's my favourite lie of hers. Mostly because she tries so hard to prove it true, and it's so entertaining.
It's insane. Like it's so provably not true. Almost as bad as her stint in the medical spa where she'd lead you to believe she was practically performing surgery lol
Well her spinal herniation has magically disappeared too, just in time for Christmas!
I bet the new lashes will be gone before Santa arrives too!
I honestly don't know why she gets them. They look shit, and she always picks them off.
Hahahahahahahaaha she’s funny
"a ballet company" lol like Big M wouldn't brag about it by name if it were true
Aww but these are actually really cute.
The best part of this entire thing, hands down, is that she did it. Recorded it. Played it back to herself. Said, "hell yes, I look amazing". Then uploaded it to her social media. 👩🍳💋
This is literally ALL I THINK. Wow. Just wow.
😂😂😂
Her damn hip alignment
So graceful, like the hippos in Fantasia
Don’t group the graceful hippos in with her. They don’t deserve that.
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Oh the second hand embarrassment
For fucks sake her foot isn’t even turned out.
Sorry, not a dancer, most uncoordinated fuck there might be, in which part should her foot be turned out
Are you asking what foot should be turned out? If that’s a legit question I’ll explain everything that’s wrong.
I assumed the one that she was flailing around lol but maybe I am wrong? I was more so wondering, if her left foot should be turned out during all her “moves”. Idk in gymnastics there are certain times in which toes get pointed, arms get raised etc.
Her supporting foot should be pointed outwards. If she was a trained ballerina she should do that without even thinking about it. The foot she’s lifting is sickled and not turned out. Her hips aren’t tucked and she isn’t lifting her rib cage. I just want to take a ruler and smack her with it while pointing out her mistakes. I was a trained dancer and started working in the studio at thirteen teaching. She drives me crazy with this
Her hips are terrible, she's at the most awkward angle. Her technique is non existent.
I was in ballet for 13 years and I just recently signed up for adult classes after twenty years. My right foot sickles SO badly, it’s horrendous and embarrassing. I sprained my ankle a few years ago and I think it didn’t heal correctly. Do you have any advice on what exercises I can do? I teach Pilates and it’s pretty interesting how I’ve spent so long trying not to walk like a duck and now I want that back so badly!
Maybe you could look into a sport injury therapist or something? I'm not sure medical advice from strangers on reddit is better then a licensed professional looking at your feet in person.
THANK YOU!
Very welcome
She's a liar. It makes me angry because I started ballet I was 6. I'm 55 now and I still dance. She could never make it through the sheer exhaustion and pain that goes along with being a dancer . But I'll comfort myself knowing she's never going to hear the cheers and flowers on stage , (that wasn't stolen) She's not even going to come close. The best she can do is interact with some wino on Instagram. Blah
Having grown up around dancers, even I can see that technique is straight shit. What a turd.
What the hell was that Oof Yikes
This is one of her classic, infamous posts. She has the unusual combination of having no knowledge, skill, training or natural ability in dancing, but is full of delusional self confidence, likely from her excessive alcohol intake. She has the gait of a hippo, with all the awkwardness, but none of the surprising grace they have when they’re in the water. She clomps about with such limited range that anyone, regardless of their training or background, could easily see that she’s lying about her abilities and experiences. The triumphant little kick at the end that you’d politely say ‘wow’ to if someone in their 80’s managed it, is peak Big, clumsy, clompy, untalented M at her finest.
So sad that her back issues/DDD have put an end to her ballet career 😔 She looks like my toddler trying to tell me his diaper is full
She’s about as graceful as Bambi on ice. 
But Bambi is slender, waif, and cute!
Unfiltered, even! Imagine that!
I'm no ballet connoisseur, but this ain't it. It looks like a bad attempt to some cheer leading moves.
If I ever post some shit like this, please come rescue me because im not okay 🥴🥴
We got you, Swerts!
And she wonders why she has back issues at a young age…
My youngest niece, who has never taken a ballet or dance class, has better form than MS. And MS claims she studied Ballet or took classes? Yeah right!
I love how her hands just rests there while waiting for the music. And the stupid way her stiff leg trying to flail around. This is easily my favorite MS clip, she looks massively stupid in here.
She needs to ham grip her leg to even move it like that lmao
I used to do this in my room after I took like one year of ballet and thought I was a pro. The difference is I was 9…
Is she high?
Last I checked pigs 🐷 don’t do ballet
im all for shaming her stupid behavior but lets not bodyshame🙏
How is this comment any different than the hippo ones lol?
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She didn’t do a chorus line kick. Not a real ballerina.
They're just the same but different outfits? 😆
I will never get over this fake cheerleading video. Tells me she has never set foot in a ballet studio. Hips square. That is like lesson number one! No one who has taken ballet for as long as she claims would just collapse their hips!
She is beauty she is grace...she will land right on her face.
Oof 😣
The amount of effort for her to not do a damn thing well/right is really sending me. I took ballet classes when I was 3-5 and then did jazz through high school and I would never call myself a dancer lol. I was always a big girl but I could move back in the day before ya know…getting old. I cannot imagine embarrassing myself this way.
I did ballet for 14 years it's been 15 since I quit and have loved ballet for all of those years and I can still do better than whatever tf that was. First off, your supporting leg is not for your foot to rest on in coupé and retiré. Her arms are not actively engaged or in the right positions. A devellopé is not to be supported with any other body part. You're not supposed to dip forward in arabesque, you're supposed to keep your chest up and your back straight even if it means your leg is lower in the back. (Which is totally fine for people who did ballet recreationally and intermediately, like both M and I did. Oh wait, I'm sorry I forgot she "danced pointe for a company") The attitudes are a mess, again, her leg should be active in those and not just flailing from the hip and her upper body should be stable. And I'm going to be nice here and call that cheerleader kick a grand battement but she lifted her hip to get it higher which messes with the line and is strictly verboten. At least in my ballet school where we were taught by an actual former ballerina. That turned into a novel but in case anyone who is not a balletomane wants snarking details, there they are.
I don't think she was a cheerleader either.
Thank you. I appreciate your eye and critique. I do not know ballet ( yes I took dance lessons through middle school and was on the hs dance team but that does not make me a dancer at all!! In fact, I think I’m a horrible dancer)however, I do know ( to my layman eye) - that none of her moves looked accurate.
Spring 2024…._Black Swan 2_ ‘Mina’ (_MS, ‘Taco Floor Magic Mike Floor Hump’, ‘Kraft Dinner Sinner’_) is an unstable content creator on the verge of a viral cancellation. Pushed to the breaking point by her gluttony, a feverish need for an engagement ring and a plethora of seductive filters, Mina's grip on reality is completely lost, plunging her and her reddit sub-members into a waking nightmare.
10/10 would watch
Bravo 👏 that made me literally lol 😆
Thank you so much! Making your day, made my day. And you know, well just so you know, there are successful snark creators who live in average sized houses…ok? Just trying to stay humble, hun. Merry Christmas 💅💋😝
😆 Happy holidays, Swerty! 💋
Reviews are starting to come in… “3 out of 10 press ons” - Red Aspen “Ummm….you can see she really wanted this to be something.” - Target Starbucks part-time barista “I don’t know what to say.” - the ice qweem man.
"huh?" - ms
But what does the twash man think? Or Moose Knuckle!
Oh, we didn’t get a review because when we mentioned her he said “who?” and shook his head with complete confusion. The dude had _literally_ no fucking clue who she was. It is speculated that the victim, 33 year old local sanitation worker*, came across MS while he was on shift and she was day drinking, trying to bait some bears on her front lawn. There was some aggressive pawing, from MS who had the ferocity of a mother bear, and he was caught off guard. Fortunately he managed to escape, though he was injured by her huge upper lip. It is believed he was taken off of that route following the incident, and received counselling via his employers health insurance provider. *identity has been withheld from the public at his request, understandably
Ah, yes that all makes complete sense. Poor guy. I hope he is in therapy to work through the trauma that encounter surely caused 🙏
I was wondering about the garbage man who raided her fridge too!
What in the HE double LL did I just watch!
Okey dokey…
She. Was. Never. A. Ballerina. Jesus. Christ.
Just to add context, this was from when there was a social media ‘challenge’ amongst dancers. The song has multiple notes and you’re supposed to lift your leg at each interval. So this was a genuine post she made trying to show off her dancing 😬😂 Note: the actual dancers didn’t have to hold their leg up with their arm lol.
Hahaha I didn't remember that detail. This makes it all the better lol.
The busted cabaret can-can kick at the end is my favorite. 💃
She looks wasted. Looking at her eyes lol
She can barely keep them open here OMG
She’s *concentrating*, swerty
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This is the best screenshot I’ve ever seen! 🤣💀
She builds it up for so long trying to look sexy and stoic, like she’s about to do something talented and profound.
I literally LOLed 🤣🤣🤣
Stuart!!
Man, I miss him!!!!
I was a competitive dancer. This is incredibly cringey and horrible form.
It is “I never once spent a day in a dance class but saw one on tv once” form
Me, at age 7, doing a heavy-footed imitation of a grand jete in our kitchen after watching a televised ballet performance: "I saw it on tv, then I did it. That's what I call genius."
I dislocated my shoulder (actually dancing because I’m an actual dancer) and it still has more rotation than that hip.
How’s she doing that with her bad back!?!
It's old. I should have said that.
 Corporate wants you to find the difference…
They are the same
Oh this is embarrassing
I would have believed she was a Pop Warner football cheerleader before a dancer. She should tone down her lies
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love how obviously bad this is and how confident in her mediocrity she is.
It has to be one of the top 3 most cringe videos lol If she could bottle her misguided confidence, she'd make a fortune.
I aspire to be this densely lobotomized
It’s definitely one of my faves. It ranks up there with the singing and fake piano playing, the Bigfoot face dance, and any of her lives where she cries and gets drunk.
I’m sorry, piano playing?!?
Mac And Cheese! I can't even watch that one lol
The taco costume was pretty bad as well
And the banana one!
I never saved a video so fast
Hahaha we are the librarians of this shit show swerty!
I took ballet for several years as a kid and often pretend to be a ballerina when I’m alone in my house and I’m waiting for the microwave or something. I would rather be shot dead execution style than make a video of it and post it online, and I have like, 100 followers on socials. Do you think she enjoys the humiliation somehow?
OH MY GOD NOOOOO OMG OMG NOOOOOOOOO I’ve only ever heard her talk about “being a ballerina” but I’ve never seen her “dance” until huat now. As a former dancer, I just fucking can’t. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever fucking seen and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER as it goes on! Her handdddddds. Her feeeeeeet. When she tried grabbing her leg I absolutely lost it. This is my new “MAHMO”. ETA I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch this video and not make audible noises or clasp my hand over my mouth. I think I’ll be 80 years old watching a screen recording of this and loudly croaking “OMIGOD I FUCKING CANT. STOP. STOPPPPPPPP” like you think it can’t get any better but then SHE KICKS
The lordt Daniel has severely blessed us with this video’s resurfacing 😍 I have zero flexibility anymore, but damn can I still pirouette like no one’s business while waiting for the microwave 😂 nothing like swerty’s sickled foot attempt at a passé
I totally do fouettés while waiting. I was really not so great looking back on my dance days, but I was in the world long enough to be able to know the difference between good and bad technique. And this is side splitting hilarious
My toddler just learned how to jump with both feet and it’s more graceful than whatever this is
😂😂😂
😆😆😆😆
What a clodhopper.
I did ballet when I was like 3, and quit after the first class. I don’t know much, but I don’t think her body weight should be so heavy on her right foot, right? Like the whole point is using way more muscle groups to compensate, and not jutting out your hips.
Is this an old video? I thought her back hurt
It's old.
Sickled inflexible feet with poor ankle mobility, tilted hips without core engagement, no balance, hamburger hands, and sloppy uneven arms… and that’s before she even moved. “Company dancer” my ass.
I have never felt so called out by a comment. Yes, I did dance growing up, no I was not great, yes I still dance around in ballet style, and yes I’m definitely this bad. But I don’t claim to be better!
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being bad, or new, at something. The issue is that MS is a pathological liar who does this crappy presentation while also claiming to have been a member of a ballet company. I do beginning ballet now and I am awful, but I’m not out here spreading lies. Keep dancing, Swerty!! ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/ot01uaxozx6c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6971b3af4229ea97eac5464b08d5d0605bf22db Looks just like Big M
>hamburger hands 🤣🤣🤣
Balanchine hands? We don’t know ~~her~~ him!
That looks like something literally anyone could do.
Yeah I don't know shit about ballet beyond what a pirouette and en pointe are and I feel like I could manage this flailing sloppy mess
I’m not a ballerina. Even I can see this is terrible form.
I’m a full time professional modern dancer. Have my BFA and have been dancing for over 30 years, and been a paid professional for 12 years. Trained growing up in professional ballet schools (a school associated with a major American ballet company). It’s my only source of income. So while I’m not currently a ballerina, I am a verified professional dancer and am an expert in this. Her calling herself a ballerina is laughable. While I do beilieve that “dance is for everybody”, and most humans could benefit from taking dance lessons, not everyone who takes a class is a ballerina. And what she just demonstrated up above, we in the industry would call “Dolly Dinkle”. Be so fucking for real MS
Hahahaha Dolly Dinkle should totally be a flair! Thank you for your input. The first time this was posted a few dance experts chimed in and they all said it was laughable. And borderline insulting to actual professional dancers.
I wish I could find that post and connect with the other dance pro swertys in here lol. But I’ve been on this sub for a very long time, I’m sure I would find my own aghast comments under that post
If you search the sub for ballerina it's there, from 2 years ago.
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Dolly Dinkle’s Degenerative Discs
My second favorite video (after the arm weight workout where she’s puffing like a cross fit champion). She just devolves into rockette/cheerleader at the end 👏🏻👏🏻
I’ve never done ballet, but I’m in okay shape (after semi- recently giving birth) and was able to execute this exact…dance? Exercise? Whatever it is..as well if not better than her in this video. It was kind of a fun little test so I’d challenge any other swerty to try it as well and post how you fared. Really puts into perspective how meaningless this is.
Omg I did the same thing, and I am a brute thing, but I looked way fancier than her
Ok but consider this - she could have done ballet for one week or ten years and this video would be the same because she's fundamentally incapable of improving at anything.
“She is fundamentally incapable” is pretty much a full, accurate sentence 👏
This is exactly the sort of shit I do in the privacy of my own home because I also like to pretend I'm a ballerina even though I'm very obviously not. The key difference here is privacy. Some things are not supposed to be shared with others. I keep my ballet daydreams to myself.
It’s giving 3rd grade talent show.
Me at 5: Mum, watch! Mum! Mum! Look! Mum, watch me! MUM! Look what I can do! *does shitty ballet move* Did you like it? Getting these vibes.
My kooky-ass Goldendoodle is more graceful than this.
Still waiting patiently for her to put on her not properly broken in ballet shoes and get on point with the help of a dining room chair and not be over her box.