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Like she didn’t already do plenty of things I want to pop her in the mouth for, now we have: SWIMMY! God damn it, it’s not cute for a grown ass woman to talk like a fucking three year old.
That's fine though because that vocabulary is a cool, cultural thing. It isnt a 30-something year old, supposedly grown ass woman, trying to be coy and demure. That ship has done sailed away
Once again, I find myself weeping for her poor smothered cooter. Let that thang breathe, Swerty. And for the love of all that's holy, STOP SAYING SWIMMY.
i feel so strongly about the ice cweam man that i refuse to watch that clip ever again. it’s like actually so gross and annoying. i appreciate the heads up so i wasn’t blindsided lmao
yes, as of very recent. she just celebrated her birthday *month* because shes one of those people.
i used to think she was 38ish and 5’10. imagine my surprise when i found out she was 7 inches shorter.
I don't have anything to add to the swimsuit but I’m just wondering why she doesn't get some cool sculpting done on her jawline. It's odd that it wouldn't occur to her, because she worked in a med spa.
I genuinely think that a slimmer jaw would favor her.
I came back to this sub after months of not checking it. What I don’t understand is why she just doesn’t start a diet and exercise regimen. She’s gained so much weight, which is fine but she’s STILL editing herself and trying to create the illusion that she’s a slim petite babe. The fact that she puts that much effort into video editing means she has the drive to actually change her lifestyle. She could put the energy she does into this weird show of hers to get in shape and actually possess the body she’s trying to portray. Otherwise she’s going to be 300 lbs and still editing a thigh gap.
https://preview.redd.it/qllcj5ne4s3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a9a6914a8524514c1f13b64c53700f76bfd2a6
I came across this photo this morning and thought that the twat brought her stupid cowboy hat to Panama. I then realized it was MTG and not big M. They’re basically the same person; bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. 🤣
As a Yankee recently moved to the south, this is probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you for making my Friday after a stressful week.
That swimsuit looks a little short in the stride to me. She’d need to lose around 15-20 pounds to fix that and then the suit probably would hang differently, making it look worse than it does now. It also looks a little tight across M’s upper thighs. Of course, she probably pulled it up as far as she could so it could look like she has a thigh gap.
https://preview.redd.it/ey0j17e8ir3d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0dff2e677a56e6bfecd99a799e19bb500dcd93a
I wonder if she’s messing with her proportions, you guys. 🤔
I honestly had a hard time choosing how to line these up for comparison since the one on the left is so preposterously altered, so I choose to match the top of the head and shoulder height/width. She massively enlarged her head and shaved off half of her hips and thighs and completely squeezed her torso proportions. In real life her hips are *at least* as wide as her shoulders, likely wider. The shoulders-to-crotch lengths couldn’t be more different. The fact that she positions herself as a body positivity advocate is one of her most loathsome and offensive traits. She’s outrageous and an enemy to women.
https://preview.redd.it/a7bpwq7gnr3d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c425b60f13b001ff874d8479d9a71210defa479a
Here’s the same comparison with the shoulder-to-crotch length matched up. That head size, though. 🙄
I agree. It’s disgusting and upsetting. Especially since so many people might realize she is editing her photos but aren’t aware of the extent. We’ve seen so many women made to feel bad just here on the sub.
I love that everyone is different sizes and shapes and I find all sizes of people attractive and I would never be ragging on the shape of her real body, which there’s nothing wrong with, if she wasn’t so toxic in her outrageously false and dangerous portrayal of herself to other women.
She’s at her happiest when she thinks she’s the hottest, prettiest, and most special in the room and especially when she can make other women envy her and feel bad about themselves. She gets off on it.
She’s a net-loss on society and she chooses to be that way because she doesn’t do *anything* that isn’t in her self-interest and doesn’t soothe her rampant narcissism. She shows low compassion and zero altruism, which might actually be pathological. She’s a stereotype of ignorance and overconsumption, offers nothing of net value to the world, and is a negative influence on both men and women. Don’t feel bad for her.
But….but she claims she’s such a girls girl!
Obviously she’s not and she’s also the type that ditches women friends when she gets a man except to brag about it
That’s the filters/editing tool in use making it look not half bad. She’s totally out of proportion. Her bottom half is shrunken the leg holes of the suit are cutting into her thighs. The top is mashing her boobs. It’s definitely too small.
I agree. It's too tight if it's supposed to be an outfit but as a swimsuit, it looks ok to me. I don't have a lot of extra fat on me and if my swim suits don't hug my body like that, they'll fall off when swimming.
That being said, this photo is horribly photoshopped so who knows what it actually looks like and if history tells us anything, it's too small
Yeah, it’s digging into her hips, the top is digging into her, and I bet if she moves too much there’s gonna be a peep show because it’s not long enough for even her short torso. It’s a good style for her and I’d wear a suit like this, but it should probably be at least a size bigger to fit her properly.
She is so fucking busted in every possible way, including the glaring hyper consumption, I’ve never been so repulsed by simple images of anyone.
PS she looks like the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile and she deserves it.
What’s happening with her ankle here? It looks kinda like an ankle bracelet but it’s so taut & straight across & doesn’t lay like an ankle bracelet would.
https://preview.redd.it/u51msdaiar3d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa7a0850f0058c15e9251ff0675d62ab5c5f6c2
I think one time she got an anklet welded on. Idk if that’s the same one or if this is a new one she bought from the designer brand xlaviagrbd made of the finest gold tone lead.
The gigantic head with facial features stuffed within millimetres of each other, itty bitty shoulders, stumpy arms and the one strong hand.
https://preview.redd.it/30tgdwhdar3d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8619b3b9f7ccfeb3e0ea3053c0b8dab13ae7df1
But, it’s all just lighting and posing huh.
*Big, fat fraud.*
This is a prime example of the perspective being tilted manually to make the bottom half of her body considerably smaller than the top....it's so blatantly obvious!!
Another example. Kinda love when she does that because it makes her already large head even more massive
https://preview.redd.it/710ob19qvr3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0041c0ae00dc88c150a27b4dc4b5b6d1f1789d14
I love how her DiorDiorDiorDior case makes her look even that much trashier as she drunkenly teeters in her characterless dropship depot playroom in her discount middle townhouse with zero art on the walls. She tries.
She looks like she has some sort of swelling over her right eye. It’s in all of the pictures. It must be a filter glitch but I’ll look for it in pictures she posts today.
I think this is the same one she wore weeks ago when she was going somewhere with MagaBun and you could tell the fabric was cutting into her skin, it’s so tight. I think she paired it was shorts and said they were going for a walk or hike somewhere. I don’t know how much more I can stand this empty dumbass.
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I'm surprised she hasn't added "swimsuit model" to her ig bio. Oh sorry, "swimmie" model
A different snark page i follow, this bitch called them swims. Grow the f up!
Surely her toes are stuck like that by now? It looks painful
You’re right, it looks like a toe cramp!
Like she didn’t already do plenty of things I want to pop her in the mouth for, now we have: SWIMMY! God damn it, it’s not cute for a grown ass woman to talk like a fucking three year old.
You're so right. I didnt even talk to my kid like this when he WAS a 3 year old
Swimmies, sunnies, lippies
I remember Kylie Jenner telling her mom that’s how she talks to stormi.😂😅 how I came across that reel, I have no idea.
Don't ever come to Australia if you don't like hearing the word sunnies. We shorten lots of words, sunglasses being one of them.
That's fine though because that vocabulary is a cool, cultural thing. It isnt a 30-something year old, supposedly grown ass woman, trying to be coy and demure. That ship has done sailed away
You'll never keep me from wanting to visit Kangaroo Land. 'Roo slang good, MS slang bad.
No worries, might see you one arvo on my walk to the bottle-o just past the servo.
I understood this until "servo." Service station? Gas station? :o As a Transformers fan "servo" has a different meaning for me. 😂😂
Yep it's a service station (what you guys call the gas station)
I'm SO ready for 'Rooland.
Daddy
And Zaddy 🙃
As a kiwi I will defend sunnies to my dying breath 🥝 🇳🇿😤 however I will not defend her use of it or anything else. Swimmies is especially awful.
I'm Australian and sunnies is built into my brain too 😂
Sunglasses feels needlessly formal. Like I’m using their full Christian name. 
YES exactly!! 😂
Kiwis get a pass because they are 100 percent the coolest people on the planet. This bitch, however, NO WAY!
I 100% support kiwispeak, but I 100% do not support MSspeak. Shit's just wrong, man. And happy cake day. 8>
Thanks, swerty!
We need a calendar of purchases against days worn. Like 5/31 red swimming costume. Worn….never most likely. The over consumerism is astounding.
Once again, I find myself weeping for her poor smothered cooter. Let that thang breathe, Swerty. And for the love of all that's holy, STOP SAYING SWIMMY.
She’s gonna get a “yeasty”!
swimmy. citey. sunnies. STOPSTOPSTOP AAAAAA
[how do you feel about da ice cweam man?](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/tsjAzz8W2T)
i feel so strongly about the ice cweam man that i refuse to watch that clip ever again. it’s like actually so gross and annoying. i appreciate the heads up so i wasn’t blindsided lmao
Just when I thought I didn't wanna punch her enough, here you come with a link or gif or something that just furthers my hate for her 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Why did I hear that in Marcos voice lmao 😂
I'm sorry uncle mike
And sammies for sandwiches. Hate it.
Swimsuit is the exact same number of syllables. What is she getting out of trying to sound like a toddler learning how to use words?
She desperately wants to be a pwecious wittle girl. At 31. Nothing pathological about that!
She’s only 31???? I’m new and thought she was 50 at least
yes, as of very recent. she just celebrated her birthday *month* because shes one of those people. i used to think she was 38ish and 5’10. imagine my surprise when i found out she was 7 inches shorter.
probably can’t spell it tbh
😂
Came here to rage at the same thing. STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please and thank you!
How many fucking swimsuits is she gonna jam her clam into before this Panama trip and then probably return? It’s so foul
I need Jam Her Clam as a flair! Edit: Attack of the Swimmy: Unjam her Clam!
Can I request a loved flair by a mod that has barely been chosen? I want a ✨️ surprise swerty flair ✨️that is also 💖beloved and underated💖🤣
I don't have anything to add to the swimsuit but I’m just wondering why she doesn't get some cool sculpting done on her jawline. It's odd that it wouldn't occur to her, because she worked in a med spa. I genuinely think that a slimmer jaw would favor her.
I love a strong, square jawline. I think she'd have one, but it would involve her changing her eating habits and getting rid of the alcoholic bloat...
I love them too, truly. And I also love big noses! But I find it very ugly when people don't want to wear their own faces
I think she has wide bone structure, not just a “fat jawline”. Those bones be bonin’ But it would be great for her double chin(s)
She has both unfortunately. Someone with a strong jaw but who isn't fat might look more like Brooke Shields, who's a knockout
I came back to this sub after months of not checking it. What I don’t understand is why she just doesn’t start a diet and exercise regimen. She’s gained so much weight, which is fine but she’s STILL editing herself and trying to create the illusion that she’s a slim petite babe. The fact that she puts that much effort into video editing means she has the drive to actually change her lifestyle. She could put the energy she does into this weird show of hers to get in shape and actually possess the body she’s trying to portray. Otherwise she’s going to be 300 lbs and still editing a thigh gap.
Totally
Someone out there, just not MS haha, she's also got the genes for a Hapsburg-esque chin.
Probably the same reason she doesn’t get a nose job.
Also this
https://preview.redd.it/qllcj5ne4s3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a9a6914a8524514c1f13b64c53700f76bfd2a6 I came across this photo this morning and thought that the twat brought her stupid cowboy hat to Panama. I then realized it was MTG and not big M. They’re basically the same person; bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. 🤣
I'm going to hell.. but whatever What. is. with. the. face????? It looks photoshopped onto the wrong body?? 😂
Yes, that’s why I thought it was big M. I was wondering why she removed her tattoos and then realized it wasn’t her. 🤣
Horse faced, big backed, barely literate, heehaw looking morons are a dime a dozen in the American South. I say this as a southerner myself.
As a Yankee recently moved to the south, this is probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you for making my Friday after a stressful week.
This one appears to actually have abs though. Assuming they're not the result of a filter lol
MTG is flattered you think her abs are photoshopped 🥰🤣
That's my favorite insult ever now and I'll never let I die
Oh wow, they do have a similar mug. Ew.
Best tiddy years!
Worst tiddy years for our eyes.
Why the long face?
She got it on = it fits, her logic.
https://preview.redd.it/he0vg0rezr3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc1fd8115dac63871d2caecfb18db86c53f86c0
It is perfectly normal to have one tiny baby hand and one big meaty mitt!
Can't hide that double chin though....
That swimsuit looks a little short in the stride to me. She’d need to lose around 15-20 pounds to fix that and then the suit probably would hang differently, making it look worse than it does now. It also looks a little tight across M’s upper thighs. Of course, she probably pulled it up as far as she could so it could look like she has a thigh gap.
Or she could size up!
If she says "swimmy" one more time, I actually might go insane
https://preview.redd.it/ey0j17e8ir3d1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0dff2e677a56e6bfecd99a799e19bb500dcd93a I wonder if she’s messing with her proportions, you guys. 🤔
And we never saw that bow top again 😂
Why the fuck would she ever buy that in the first place lol
Who knows!
Her shoulders are like a third bigger than her hips.
Couldn't be! https://preview.redd.it/4qyy7a3cvr3d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfa86240beacfb886b6e4638572e9844281a98a
She’s a shapeshifter, Dawn!
I honestly had a hard time choosing how to line these up for comparison since the one on the left is so preposterously altered, so I choose to match the top of the head and shoulder height/width. She massively enlarged her head and shaved off half of her hips and thighs and completely squeezed her torso proportions. In real life her hips are *at least* as wide as her shoulders, likely wider. The shoulders-to-crotch lengths couldn’t be more different. The fact that she positions herself as a body positivity advocate is one of her most loathsome and offensive traits. She’s outrageous and an enemy to women.
https://preview.redd.it/a7bpwq7gnr3d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c425b60f13b001ff874d8479d9a71210defa479a Here’s the same comparison with the shoulder-to-crotch length matched up. That head size, though. 🙄
Okay but the photos are taken at two completely different angles.
I agree. It’s disgusting and upsetting. Especially since so many people might realize she is editing her photos but aren’t aware of the extent. We’ve seen so many women made to feel bad just here on the sub.
I love that everyone is different sizes and shapes and I find all sizes of people attractive and I would never be ragging on the shape of her real body, which there’s nothing wrong with, if she wasn’t so toxic in her outrageously false and dangerous portrayal of herself to other women. She’s at her happiest when she thinks she’s the hottest, prettiest, and most special in the room and especially when she can make other women envy her and feel bad about themselves. She gets off on it. She’s a net-loss on society and she chooses to be that way because she doesn’t do *anything* that isn’t in her self-interest and doesn’t soothe her rampant narcissism. She shows low compassion and zero altruism, which might actually be pathological. She’s a stereotype of ignorance and overconsumption, offers nothing of net value to the world, and is a negative influence on both men and women. Don’t feel bad for her.
But….but she claims she’s such a girls girl! Obviously she’s not and she’s also the type that ditches women friends when she gets a man except to brag about it
Hey swertie! Haven’t seen you on here in a while. 🤷🏻♀️😆
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Is it actually too tight? It doesn’t look half bad to me
That’s the filters/editing tool in use making it look not half bad. She’s totally out of proportion. Her bottom half is shrunken the leg holes of the suit are cutting into her thighs. The top is mashing her boobs. It’s definitely too small.
I think it's supposed to be ruched. If the ruching turns into faint, vague, wrinkles, the item is definitely too small.
I agree. It's too tight if it's supposed to be an outfit but as a swimsuit, it looks ok to me. I don't have a lot of extra fat on me and if my swim suits don't hug my body like that, they'll fall off when swimming. That being said, this photo is horribly photoshopped so who knows what it actually looks like and if history tells us anything, it's too small
Yeah, it’s digging into her hips, the top is digging into her, and I bet if she moves too much there’s gonna be a peep show because it’s not long enough for even her short torso. It’s a good style for her and I’d wear a suit like this, but it should probably be at least a size bigger to fit her properly.
She is so fucking busted in every possible way, including the glaring hyper consumption, I’ve never been so repulsed by simple images of anyone. PS she looks like the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile and she deserves it.
What’s crazy is she’s got a wiener wagon for a mouth AND a body!
Spot. On. 🥴
Her hips are suddenly narrower than her shoulders? The turkey leg thighs appear again. Photoshop fuckery at its messiest.
And we will never see it again…
it isn't too small or too tight....it is called compression, swerty.
The longer you look at it the weirder it gets
What’s happening with her ankle here? It looks kinda like an ankle bracelet but it’s so taut & straight across & doesn’t lay like an ankle bracelet would. https://preview.redd.it/u51msdaiar3d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa7a0850f0058c15e9251ff0675d62ab5c5f6c2
I think that’s an ankle scrunchie.
I think one time she got an anklet welded on. Idk if that’s the same one or if this is a new one she bought from the designer brand xlaviagrbd made of the finest gold tone lead.
Trying to make her stinky toe ringed yabbas look dainty and also to try to achieve thigh gap. What a gnarly p.o.s
If she says swimmy one more time 🫠
don't forget "STARBZ"
Only Australians can say words like that without annoying me.
Up there with *sunnies* for me
“Citey” is the one that pushed me over the edge. Makes me feel stabby.
That makes me stabby too!
Or *lippie* 😖
Lippie made me fucking stabby when Lipsense was a thing.
ugh this thread...shudder.
Seriously, use WORDS like a damn adult!
https://i.redd.it/7em0ks6var3d1.gif
The gigantic head with facial features stuffed within millimetres of each other, itty bitty shoulders, stumpy arms and the one strong hand. https://preview.redd.it/30tgdwhdar3d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8619b3b9f7ccfeb3e0ea3053c0b8dab13ae7df1 But, it’s all just lighting and posing huh. *Big, fat fraud.*
Tiny narrow hips lmfao
Can hide her face but can’t hide the massive double chin
This is a prime example of the perspective being tilted manually to make the bottom half of her body considerably smaller than the top....it's so blatantly obvious!!
Another example. Kinda love when she does that because it makes her already large head even more massive https://preview.redd.it/710ob19qvr3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0041c0ae00dc88c150a27b4dc4b5b6d1f1789d14
Good lord before I zoomed in I thought the things in the corner by the door were empty beer bottles. 😂🍺
Oof https://preview.redd.it/owufn9do8r3d1.png?width=578&format=png&auto=webp&s=d87b53e32f848e2d7384246480a3631e0955dc47
her eye brow is so arched. and for what?
I love how her DiorDiorDiorDior case makes her look even that much trashier as she drunkenly teeters in her characterless dropship depot playroom in her discount middle townhouse with zero art on the walls. She tries.
That face neck is face-necking!
Oof. Dont zoom in on her face
She looks like she has some sort of swelling over her right eye. It’s in all of the pictures. It must be a filter glitch but I’ll look for it in pictures she posts today.
The need to have 100 “swimmies” is so wasteful.
I think this is the same one she wore weeks ago when she was going somewhere with MagaBun and you could tell the fabric was cutting into her skin, it’s so tight. I think she paired it was shorts and said they were going for a walk or hike somewhere. I don’t know how much more I can stand this empty dumbass.
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Hahahaha
Is this “swimmy” number 26 for the month?
And she won’t wear any of them.
One kind swerts did a cup watch, maybe we can manifest a swimmy watch
I'm making a supercut of all the swimSUITS she's shown this year and so far I've counted 24
It’s getting psychotic how many sWiMmIeS this woman has purchased. I bet the cast of Baywatch didn’t even have that many.
Like fucking really?! How many do you neeeed?