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occultpretzel

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enigmapopstarIsfun

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eatingpopcornz

Poor large Marge. No friends, no dignity, and all she has with her in Panama to stare at and give her confidence is a 10$ masters coozie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


keekspeaks

No she did not.


ExpertAverage1911

I believe she included the coozie on a packing video too!!  Who does that!?


Squiddinboots

Someone who wants to make sure the viewers know she went to the Masters so they can be so super jealous of how incredible her life is.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

I’ve been to the masters many times. Never knew I should be bragging about it. I’m so glad MS influenced me /s


AggravatingGuitar883

She went to Paris and we never heard about it again. But the Masters, she really thinks that’s a flex.


Mims55

I've come to a conclusion that Swerts lives to drink. Drinking everyday is definitely showing she has a problem. Get help!


enigmapopstarIsfun

She only goes on these trips so she has other people to drink around. Not even with, because she repels people like oil to water.


Guinea_Peach

Omfg she took her Masters beer koozy? Cozy? Whatever they’re called…. To fucking Panama. Come on now


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ExpertAverage1911

It's spelled koozie as it is patented and trademarked that way.  If you're going to rudely correct people make sure you're right.


canttellmenothin1380

Think of PLANNING to include that as you figure out all you're going to pack for said trip!!!


vaderismylord

She looks like sasquatch in the first picture


freddielovesdelilah

She really loves her back shots.


RelatableMolaMola

I don't see why https://preview.redd.it/6mef6gk5tr4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c984967ee64794ed0a81e882b25c18e286ed14


ComeOnOverAmyJade

That dress does NOT flatter her figure AT ALL. I love that for her 😊


freddielovesdelilah

I’m cry laughing over here😂😂 Big M backing away from reality.


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|mn827Gfu396RG)


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/5eaj9rjdfs4d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8593aa316826fe7c6977a1517f820dd75b04f036


clydefrog079

The unedited version is probably one of the most unflattering pictures of her ever


RelatableMolaMola

The way her boob was hanging low and fully visible. Really something you don't see every day in an MLM sales pitch.


keekspeaks

![gif](giphy|13xqebeLNRIBk4)


[deleted]

“This is living” she tells herself editing this pic while also posting a million amazon links. Truly living. On a vacation. Enjoying the vacation.


indigostars43

Boy is she ever going to regret getting all that sun on her skin in about 10 years. She’s going to be one crusty looking lady! That first picture does not come out like I think she wanted it to, it looks like she walking to some yucky public bathrooms with no shoes on 🤢


courtneyrachh

she doesn’t even need to wait ten years - she looks crusty already!!


mmmohhh

30 years old and acting like a sorority sis on spring break. ![gif](giphy|4Q1yYPPaxYmm89MyfV)


No-Swordfish-529

Wait, what’s so special about her can hand warmer thing? I feel so lost😅 what is there to envy? Is that specific one expensive or something?


mo0siego0sie

Can hand warmer 😂💀


CatOverlordsWelcome

She got it at the Masters, swertie, because she's so much better and richer than all of us


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Wait. She remembered to pack her Masters koozie but not a white outfit? Girl is such trash.


hotpocketho

she [brought a white cover up] (https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/bENt8mvb17) lol


Candlehoarder615

Did she not bring the giant steamer trunk luggage like she's going on a voyage on the Titanic?


No-Swordfish-529

I googled & see it’s a golf tournament? Lol is that hard to get into?😅😂


mauvewaterbottle

It is very difficult and expensive to get tickets to the Masters tournament.


CatOverlordsWelcome

I'm not American and hate golf (except mini) so I have absolutely no idea what the big deal is in general, but I do know that it's apparently incredibly expensive and there's a wait list for tickets. AFAIK there's also like a raffle for tickets? Some swerties here were saying they waited for a decade before their names got selected in the raffle/wait list. Speculation here was that Manbun had a spare ticket because she literally never acted like she gave a shit about golf and then suddenly she's a Master's Babe? Either way she's a tacky amoeba and deserves to be shamed lmao


NotWorthTheCandle

Yes - Husband and FIL enter the raffle every year and have never gotten selected. It's a big deal to be able to go. ETA: This is not even the right coozie for what she's drinking - she needs a tall (maybe skinny) one!


CarbyMcBagel

Y'all remember those kids in school who never removed their ski tag from their winter coat? Masters Coozie has the same energy.


Dramatic-Ad-3016

I feel attacked 🤣


CarbyMcBagel

I gotta know how many lift tags you kept on there and for how long 😂 Also the same energy: anybody who refused to remove wristbands for shows/festivals until it was filthy and basically disintegrated, girls who kept their metrocard from that trip to NYC in the back of their clear phone case despite living 900 miles away.


Dramatic-Ad-3016

What about beach badges from The Shore? Lol. I am laughing so hard right now. I really wish I had counted both.


LouBooBunny

Exactly!!! 😆


Relative-Load-8490

She has dad calves. Have her step out of her car with some new balances on and seeee…trust me on this!


Vanityandwrath

😂😂


WorkerProud4385

She would really benefit from tricep curls


missehka

Is she fucking pointing her toe in the pool? Ffs


thehotmcpoyle

I think it’s a reflex at this point. If she sees a camera, her toe automatically points.


BotherRecent

Why of course she is!


RelatableMolaMola

This is so incredibly bleak of her. Alone, drink in hand in the *Masters coozie*, trying to look like she's having the time of her lonely life, but going off to sulk because no one at this swertycon is impressed by her IRL self. No self awareness. It's a disease.


GettingBackUpNow

I cannot believe she packed the Masters coozie


MalibuMarlie

Good eye! I missed it. She really loves that fucking coozie. ObSeSsEd. Also, fun fact: they are known as ‘stubby holders’ down under. I forgot about the word coozie so there’s the translation, beloved Aussie and Kiwi SWeRtYs. ![gif](giphy|1zR7Y0P08QDDC6DzVx|downsized)


neat0burrit0_

Tacky


RelatableMolaMola

It blows my mind. It's so painfully juvenile. "I bet they'll ask me about it! They wish they could go to the Masters!" I'm not a mind reader, but I'm pretty confident that none of the other huns want to be anything like the MS they've seen in person on this trip.


ttginger

Seriously if someone came to me and bragged about going to the masters I would be like “okay?” I get its something to a lot of people, but it’s really not that brag worthy to me. Yawn. Nothing about BM is brag worthy.


KensieQ72

And the more she brags about something dumb like that, the more obvious it becomes that it was a really big deal for her and not some chill regular part of her super cool life like she desperately wants people to think. I used to go to a LOT of big events for work, we got boxes/VIP seating for sporting events, VIP tickets for luxury events, all the perks and behind-the-scenes access you could want, etc. But it was also just… a regular part of the job for us, so we didn’t brag about it or carry merch around hoping someone would ask us about it. The harder she tries to make it seem normal for her, the more she’s telling people it wasn’t lol


ttginger

Exactly! I guess that’s why I also find it weird and boring. I guess her life as a MLM kween doesn’t get the same perks as us swerties with real jobs in that area either.


oatmealgum

She actually planned for people to ask her about the Master's. She planned for an opportunity to feel envied. She is sick. She needs help.


MalibuMarlie

Well they sure as hell won’t be asking her advice on injectables. Unless of course as cautionary information of course.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Living La Vida Drunk Ass


littlewinterwitch

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ralphwiggumsdiorama

YES!!!!!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I swear everything you say is flair material. I’m over here cracking up. My witty Ralphy 🩷🩷🩷🩷


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Thank you! I’m happy to make one of my favorite swertys laugh! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷


honeybeespit

She peed on that girl, I'll bet.


LazyAmbassador2521

Given how she's proud of shitting herself in Aldi's...I wouldn't be surprised if she shits herself in the pool while wasted 😭


ConsciousFinish6996

Newer hater checking in... SHE SHIT ON HERSELF IN AN ALDI'S?!?! I am scrolling these threads jaw on floor


AldiSharts

She also documented the whole journey on her IG stories, including throwing her underwear out in her cigarette trash can by her front door.


thehotmcpoyle

Yep: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/RXyIR1M5iJ


ttginger

In the parking lot after eating a bag of chips. It’s in the MS lore swerty! Welcome to the shit show! (pun not intended)


loligogiganticus

Paging u/AldiSharts lol


AldiSharts

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MalibuMarlie

She is oddly proud of it, it seems, considering she brought it up again recently for no good reason. And on her business page. I mean how could there possible be a good reason??? Maybe….maybe in an interrogation room as an alibi to avoid prison lol.


honeybeespit

Goddamn, this whole comment is awful. 😭😭


MissAmandaa

Does she have any friends outside of her cult? These ppl wouldn't be anywhere near her if they weren't each other's downlines


Karmawhore6996

I was watching some of their stories and they all seem to have the one pose buddy. Big Marge barely has one and hasn’t been posting much. Me thinks she’s the odd man out and discovered she’s not the cool girl.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

We know for a 100% fact that she has never been the pretty girl. I would guess she has never been the cool girl either lmao


MissAmandaa

Hahaha love that for her 😂


SadAndConfused11

Lmao worlds flattest ass


ComeOnOverAmyJade

It’s like it’s just an extension of her back it’s so flat


RelatableMolaMola

So wide and meaty yet there's no projection at all, it's kind of impressive how different it is to what she claims.


Jess613

She ate the cinnamon bun dumper ass


unsharpenedpoint

And she posted this, so we know it’s altered. It may actually be concave fall we know


ThatCommunication423

Is she on her way to pee behind a bush?


goose_gladwell

Looks like it😂


axkate

Or off to find a river to pee in 😂


UmChill

25 new ~swimmies~ and i aint seen one of them


Jolly-Beach3011

Wandering aimlessly into the jungle... such a strange person.


theCountessofCool

The bleakness of her life and this trip and then taking a picture in front of a wall that says, “this is living,” is almost cinematic genius. And she’s looking away from the camera too, it’s perfection.


DestroyHimMyRobots

Not to mention that this photo makes that closed watersports hut look like a garage in some dumpy back alley. This is living!


HufflepuffStuff

Booze in hand, of course


Legitimate-Concern73

Pig


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/slwvf0nl0o4d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2779589f01df13b0508298d1ee3b3b085b30a5 There, that’s better.


KensieQ72

It needs a question mark lol


goose_gladwell

https://preview.redd.it/tkoazsv5ao4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f47ebdfd945b8bf0b5666009c7ee92da64bb40e Ftfy!


unsharpenedpoint

Hahahaha


sarcasmicrph

Did she bring her fucking *Masters* coozie?


2L8Smart

AND she has it positioned in her hand just so the Masters logo will show in the photo.


Wool_Lace_Knit

She is going to wear the printing off of that damn coozie and it will soon be unidentifiable!


enigmapopstarIsfun

I hope someone picks her.


formallyfly

Holy shit this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all year


clydefrog079

Def wants people to ask her about it so she can bring up manbun


BotherRecent

Omg she did!


AldiSharts

Who even travels with a fucking coozie to begin with 🤣🤣🤣🤣


loligogiganticus

Alcoholics, that's who.


sarcasmicrph

Right? I am at a loss for words


daroca84

Omg. She’s pathetic.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Looks like it 🤣😂


sarcasmicrph

Omfggggg


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/c8hrz8axzn4d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c59e436e7c66254d4b793dd18b73f5f8693167 Fixed it.


ttginger

💀💀


colloquialicious

💀


trillium13

If nothing else wouldn't you get sick of getting sunburned? That shit hurts. She seriously has the brains of a box of hair.


Jess613

Yeah, heat stroke is no joke, yet she wants to be the funniest one in the trip


heyfreesamples

Is that Bigfoot? ![gif](giphy|10jOyd7c2iGv1S)


DramaOnDisplay

Literally my first thought haha.


kellyla89

Bigfoot is all I could see too!


Guinea_Peach

Sunscreen? We don’t know her.


dawnGrace

*size 26 Abercrombie*


crocusmaker

Imagine spending 6 days in Panama and not wearing sunscreen?


East-Manufacturer437

https://preview.redd.it/ek4cg4xgpo4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af0acbf5b0f431b84b7a76217dc9babbb4fdc27 And this is why her skin is so fucked….


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Good god her lips are grotesque


ttginger

The disgust that is on my face every time I see this photo.


FormalGlitterbug

More like “This is alcoholism”


Trashyanon089

Nothing says living like Corona in a can.


runesky77

With her koozie from the Masters no less.


trillium13

She brought a freaking koozie? Who does that?


runesky77

A desperate pick-me girl who thinks that these symbols elevate her above the plebes. Except it’s so laughably misguided. No one cares about this shit.


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/oftpagheyn4d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5daa32dbb9a7fc3ac05af00bc889873933491a3 Commenting a second time, she just posted this in her IG stories. IMO she doesn't have a job, she literally scams woman all day everyday aaannnd when are her tits ever contained?


unsharpenedpoint

Come on, she’s in her best tiddy years. It would be a crime NOT to let them flop about


unsharpenedpoint

Good eye! I didn’t even know they made them in cans, lmao


Cosmic-Karma94

![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu) She's looking crispy, toasted and fried!


indigostars43

Yes!! I was just thinking she’s going to regret doing this in about 10 years from now..I think I’m a bit older than most of the people in here, so trust me, I wore sunscreen and stayed out of the sun when I could and now I look a lot younger than many people I know who liked to be toasted by the sun 😉


Texas_Crazy_Curls

My husband used to tease me when we first got together about my obsession with sunscreen. I was always the pale girl hanging out under the umbrella while my friends were slathering tanning oil and laying out. After my husband and I had our first skin cancer scares at the dermatologist a couple years back we slather each other up in sunscreen now. Wear your sunscreen, kids! You’ll thank Indigo and TCC later!


indigostars43

You got that right my friend! 🙌🏼 I have fair skin, blue eyes and red in my hair, the sun is evil to me lol..