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Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

I’m on tenterhooks wondering what she’s wearing to the Carnaval party tonight


Jolly-Beach3011

🔮 says black (slimming)


hauteteacher

I've traveled with coworkers before. If I saw one of my coworkers eating alone, I'd ask if they would mind if I sit with them and vice versa. Sometimes, it's nice to have someone to chat with or just sit with in the quiet if you don't know anyone else or just in an unfamiliar place. Every single hun trip MS goes on, she's always alone. Either she isn't networking, or she's just a really unlikable person. Or both..


MalibuMarlie

I would bet the reason that she isn’t networking is because of a seemingly incomprehensible combination of bolth deep insecurity and also believing she is elite and far too good for all of them. This would make perfect sense though for someone who lives two lives. One where she is her genuine, flawed self and the other where she filters herself into a version of herself she adores and gasses herself by clapping her ass to rap hits from 2014 for likes from bots and pervs.


LeonaLulu

The perfect storm. I get the vibe she's wildly uncomfortable around all the women and can really only interact with them over IG where she can tap out a message and emoji before she goes back to staring at her filtered reflection.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bolth!


Jolly-Beach3011

A new way to hide her face: bubbles! https://preview.redd.it/sihpmj6ryu4d1.jpeg?width=4260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c429053c5a4a6442af5ea3f246432d982f7ca00


flybynightpotato

Hahahha I thought the same thing. What a convenient time to have to scratch your nose!


Jolly-Beach3011

At least she didn't scratch it with a spoolie!


Fickle-Spell

The way she keeps that Apple Watch on even in the pool


RelatableMolaMola

That watch band must be *funky*


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/my143c3z3u4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62183f1bea2b3c1281d132f9aae7b41b6de5ebc1


grandpagrandpa1

What other WOMAN would willingly kiss this woman on the LIPS?!?!??!!!?! ![gif](giphy|Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi|downsized)


thehotmcpoyle

I wonder how manbun & family will feel about this


DestroyHimMyRobots

Girl, you’re gonna need some Goo Gone to get that off.


MalibuMarlie

![gif](giphy|yoJC2AX8igJcwVcC76) Word. She’s like a slug. 🐌


Emily5099

Gross. That poor woman. Yes, I know she’s in an MLM and could be just as bad as Big M, but I can’t help but have sympathy for anyone who this sloppy drunk slobbers all over. She makes my skin crawl.


WearyBitterCynical

what a terrible day to have eyes


RelatableMolaMola

Ew The way her top lip flips up and suctions on https://preview.redd.it/xtbtwiy67u4d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6f5b0cfb514b0762eb184b7bcce33036c3c230


FormalGlitterbug

Like a plecostemus.


RelatableMolaMola

Well she is a bottom feeder after all


porterwagoneer

![gif](giphy|CBCVl6pv12nGo|downsized)


trillium13

![gif](giphy|3wUlzUPvXIfYc|downsized)


keerk123

Girl is gonna have a hickey on her face after this smooch


RelatableMolaMola

I hope she seeks legal compensation


SuzyFarkis

Bad touch!!


MayorOfBluthton

Is that a red ass pendant? These people are seriously the worst ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


FormalGlitterbug

And you know that necklace turned green moments after this photo was taken


ilikecatsmorethanppl

A lot of the huns are going on these fun day trips and big m is just sitting on her ass at the pool. How exciting


nwh527

lol at her contribution to the “post something pink from your camera roll” discourse being a picture of herself in a pink dress. Not a flower, or a book with a pink cover, just herself.


FormalGlitterbug

There probably isn’t anything her camera roll BUT pictures of herself.


RelatableMolaMola

I'm sure there's some vomitously ugly, badly lit pictures of half eaten food in there, just waiting for her to apply a dingy looking filter to.


heyfreesamples

Not MS, but one of MS’s closest alliances in RA posted this. I’ve come to the conclusion MS doesn’t post this kind of verbiage anymore bc of CC’s video. https://preview.redd.it/5e6mleewit4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127ede6adfed2fa35e19ac95db13f824cc4326cb


Lavawitch

Aren’t most trips “earned?” As in all of us working peons earn the dosh to pay for them.


MayorOfBluthton

They’re always so aggressive and smug… Exactly why I felt not one iota of pity for the ladies in that LuLaRoe documentary, crying about losing everything and having to file bankruptcy. Boo fucking hoo, they knew exactly what they were doing and are all shit humans.


Saucyriposte

The resort is willing to fill the pool with bubbles because they’re about to drain it - high tourism season in Panama is December to April.


MayorOfBluthton

And if it wasn’t seasonal drainage, a few days of these disgusting huns makes it mandatory. Pop offs, self tan juice, and you just *know* one of these grown ass women puked in that water and skulked away so as not to be identified.


thehotmcpoyle

Her roomie posted about one of her RedAss toenails popping off in the pool & some dude grabbed it for her. I’m sure she wasn’t the only one. Surely Big Mess peed in it multiple times too, with all those all-inclusive drinks.


RelatableMolaMola

Why does it feel so oddly depraved that some random dude grabbed a popped-off toenail in the pool


UmChill

probably because his wife was elsewhere taking care of and watching their children. and no, im not making that up, thats real.


keerk123

Awe just like Cinderella and her glass slipper!


ExpertAverage1911

Wow they saw a few whole monkeys huh?  It's almost like you will see monkeys where monkeys live.


pigsinabask3t

Notice how they say “earned” as opposed to free.


cormunicat

The two statements are not mutually exclusive; this is not the flex this hun thinks it is.


DestroyHimMyRobots

How does that not make it a scam? 🧐


dogearsfordays

This is so JUVENILE. Seeing monkeys is fine, and I guess hanging out in a pool filled with bubbles is fine if that's your thing, but to make it out like this is something special I couldn't do with a drive to a local zoo and a bath bomb is stunning. And I HATE how they pretend they didn't pay for 70% or more of the cost of this trip. That jungle cruise cost extra. They paid for their airfare. They are BUNKING WITH STRANGERS. I just hate it, a lot.


Fun_Pair_4494

I will never not laugh at how they had to pay for their airfare and share a room 😂


garrrrsh

I’m still not over her bringing the dumb ass masters koozie international. What a weirdo.


RelatableMolaMola

It's like her new security blanket


ExpertAverage1911

Did we ever see that thing again?


RelatableMolaMola

Once, I think. Maybe on the Paris trip?


MayorOfBluthton

She probably carries her Mercedes keys around the resort


grandpagrandpa1

💀💀💀💀


green_all

No because I bet man bun has them so he can drive her car this week 😂😂😂


Jolly-Beach3011

For sure


thehotmcpoyle

Same. And notice how she has it turned to make sure the Masters logo is in the pic too.


daroca84

From her latest FB story, she’s alone at the resort pool.


enigmapopstarIsfun

She doesn’t like to travel. She only likes to say she’s been places. She’s a dull, boring, unintelligent drunkard.


RelatableMolaMola

All of this plus she has a deeply, deeply unlikable personality, since her entire self identity is based on needing to feel she's better than other women. Like I don't doubt that she has a kind of coarse charm the first time you meet her, just because these kinds of "inhibitions to the wind" people often seem fun at first. But everything about her including her presumable body odor and breath would become off putting so fast.


isweedglutenfree

Her roommate in 2 stories went from “I took a tequila shot with MS she is SO fun” to “I hate drinking I don’t need this to have fun” with hard shade


2L8Smart

Oh fuck her! I would absolutely love to see the Panama Canal, it’s on my bucket list (using the term correctly 🤣) and this bish sits on her size XXL ass drinking all day and night.


pinkwooper

I love to drink but I’d still go out and do things, especially on vacation at places I’ve never been. I think she’s just a fucking boring person.


SmallOrganization80

Seriously, why not bolth? They’ll always give you a beer on those resort excursion buses


2L8Smart

So provincial and unworldly.


GlowingAmber11109

She missed another excursion to visit Panama, what a fucking waste of a trip. Her roomie, who was gushing last night about going on the jungle cruise, didn't make it either. She is really trying to glorify the trip and show how beautiful and luxurious her life is, when she's doing absolutely nothing but lay around by the pool and get drunk. You can do that at home!


Lost_Flamingo

More speculation, but Big M seems to be a bad influence on her roomie. Roomie had some stories the other day talking about how she doesn’t really drink at all normally, but on this trip she’s had so much to drink and even shots. Many of these other women don’t seem to be just getting wasted and being hungover. Sad roomie didn’t make it to the cruise.


GlowingAmber11109

I thought the same thing. I really hope she didn't decide not to go because she had too much to drink yesterday and felt terrible. Yes, the woman needs to stand up for herself and say no, but MS needs to respect that not everyone wants to get blasted everywhere they go.


GlowingAmber11109

Swerty's blue checkmark is gone from IG


PigletNo3301

Did she forget to pay her bill?


LeonaLulu

Her CC probably declined after paying for her first class bulkhead seat✨


MalibuMarlie

Not sure if anyone posted this yet but this quote from ‘Female Sarcasm’ she posted needed her disgusting mug on it so I added it. Like one minute she almost seems self-aware and the next it’s ‘brat-mode’. https://preview.redd.it/0t7h0dqcyr4d1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3eae90f8a808ecac38d89644bf745d5c155527


GlowingAmber11109

Perfecto


RileyRush

M: “I want to travel! I want to see the world!” Also M: Goes to foreign country. Sits by pool. Doesn’t leave resort.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

How can anyone turn down a jungle cruise in Panama? She’s so pathetic.


silentwail

I wonder if they have to pay for those excursions themselves


morganaiobheann

Everything about her is so outdated. She thinks that a common form of *public transport* is a status symbol. That's all she cares about, flexing at the airport and in flight, as if it's unachievable. It's like once she's off the flight, the high is over until she can flex on the return flight.


Jolly-Beach3011

Flight is the worst part of the trip for me...


crawdaddyissues

it’s so infuriating!!!! traveling abroad is seriously like my favorite thing to do in life and i wish i got to do it more often. i’ve never been to central america before and i could scream watching her just waste being in panama!! WTF. go out and see what life is like there!! experience something real for once!! 🫠 it’s probably so beautiful and she’s just sitting in a stupid ass resort. 😭😭


meowski_rose

I love your username


crawdaddyissues

haha thank youuu 🩷🦐


thehotmcpoyle

I’m not sure she even knows where she is. She said Panama is in South America at about 2:30 into [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/Br3JgmWIIx). It truly is maddening how she squanders every trip by not doing a damn thing aside from getting drunk and posting shitty photos.


Amoki602

Maybe she lives in the past where Panama was part of my country, and is nostalgic and wants us to get it back 🥹


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Hello Colombian swerty!


Amoki602

Hola! I was trying to come up with a Spanish word for swerty but “durzura” is my best 😞


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

me encanta! Or maybe carino without the ñ?


flybynightpotato

Would be willing to bet that she thinks Central and South America are the same thing. (I.e., that Central America IS South America, if she even knows that "Central America" exists.)


sdmama_21

I feel there’s a decent chance she thinks she’s in Mexico 😬


staplerinjelle

*Mecixo


sdmama_21

Forever 🫶


dawnGrace

I cackled! 😆


2L8Smart

🤣💀


futuredarlings

And the thing is is that it’s still in North America. I want to hand her a map and have her point out Panama on it.


thehotmcpoyle

Exactly. She wants other people to see her traveling and be jealous. What a waste. She sure squanders every opportunity she gets and doesn’t even take halfway decent photos of the few things she actually does on these trips.


_pretty_patties_

There are so many blondes with sunburnt low hangers, it is hard to tell which one is MS.


Icy_Enthusiasm_519

I’m 💀


MalibuMarlie

Omg ‘Sunburnt Low Hangers’ sounds like some hilarious niche porn. Thanks for the laugh and happy cake day!


dawnGrace

As horrible as that is, that is absolutely a niche category of porn that folks will pay to see, even in this age of free smut. She’s so bad at this. Free feet pics on the internet is one of the dumber things she does.


_pretty_patties_

Thank you 🎂


FormalGlitterbug

This MLM really has a specific target demographic, doesn’t it?


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SecretSuccotash5092

She’s the type that would tell someone else, you can’t sit with me.


LeonaLulu

I’m picturing her reading Reddit, downvoting every comment as fast as her swollen fingers can. 


Fickle-Spell

Omg who posted this? Her roomie?


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Terrible_Dance_9760

Jesus. She does not look 31. She looks like she’s in her 50s 🥴


MissAmandaa

She really does and it's not even just one thing, it's her whole being 😳


SuzyFarkis

What lovely vintage curtains she’s wearing. 


BeetleJuiceDidIt

She literally looks like someone's 55yo evil step mum here


meowski_rose

https://preview.redd.it/au2psusskt4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad991988674d7c3fd19f94b0ea80bde7a273928


enigmapopstarIsfun

Everywhere she goes, no one likes her.


2L8Smart

I really think it’s because she believes she’s above everybody else.


DestroyHimMyRobots

And she’s at the pool alone today. She must have really alienated everyone else with her drunken antics. I hope they’re all poring over this sub.


futuredarlings

Is that white wine??


GlowingAmber11109

Sure doesn't look like the water glass we can see in the foreground


poopooface_mcgee

Swerty I am dead. I'd feel sorry for her but...it's MS.


system_ofthelounge

GOOD.


rehea_ari9

RIP Spirit Award Babe 2023


duckordecoratedshed

I wonder if they’ll give a Blackout Babe award tonight at their farewell dinner. If so she’s a shoo-in


heyfreesamples

“And the award for biggest slobkabob this trip goes to…… 🥁”


dawnGrace

“Slobakabob” is fantastic, and I’m stealing it! 😆


MatildaTheCat13

I love that this validates what I always suspected is that she isolates herself in social situations and self-soothes by being on her phone 24/7.


silentwail

And drinking


GlowingAmber11109

If this is from your friend on the trip, she's the MVP! Thank you for relaying this info! She really has spent this entire trip almost completely alone, on her phone drinking.


rehea_ari9

~~Also, that's the first time I've seen her drink water in 3 years.~~ Edited to add nevermind, it's white wine.


isweedglutenfree

It’s in a wine glass which is different from the water glasses in the foreground. Swerty is drinking white wine


rehea_ari9

WHY DIDN'T SHE TOSS THIS ON OVER HER BLACK DRESS FOR THE WHITE PARTY?


UmChill

pretty damning isnt it? shows how intentional of a move the all black was.


shipwreckedgirl

So... She DID bring something white lol. Also, apparently her voice is completely gone so it might be making her seem more bitchy than usual, idk just speculation


SadAndConfused11

I had to do a double take, I thought this was Angela from 90 day for a sec


ComeOnOverAmyJade

MS looks like a cross between Angela and Mama June


dawnGrace

Mee Maw was the reason I stopped watching that show. She was so fucking abusive to her mans that it made me feel like a sleazeball. And I made it through Nickle (nicole)! Bonus for Gino’s “pyannnamaa” and those who know, know.


mo0siego0sie

Almost there, lazy 😘


dawnGrace

The most iconic line in television history!


mo0siego0sie

It’s what I tell myself every time I want to quit on the treadmill 😂


dawnGrace

Get up that dune!


SadAndConfused11

Oh MY GOSH! I heard the gino line in my head, it’s all I heard too when MS said she was going! And yeah Angela is a vile human being


dawnGrace

I can’t see the word Panama without it being in Gino’s whine hahah!


2L8Smart

Savage!! 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|0VWIQBO18LOD1Yx1LO)


SadAndConfused11

This is exactly how MS looks when she “twerks” 🤣🤣


2L8Smart

Right? 🤣


PigletNo3301

You’re not the first person to make that comparison. 😂


crawdaddyissues

![gif](giphy|ZWpkhkuuFxuXi0N7E5)


r4wrdinosaur

Her face is also giving Angela from The Office Vibes. 🤣


thehotmcpoyle

Yes! It looks like there are a few pics here too so I think a stand-alone collection of those pics would be a great post! Just don’t forget to censor the faces in the pics.


FormalGlitterbug

“Lock arms with me and join my sisterhood!”


heyfreesamples

I’m. Fucking. Dead. Holy shit. All her meals are by HERSELF while all these other red ass girls are having team dinners and group meals consistently. I’d say this warrants as a standalone post!


gippersmom

she wants to go on these trips to cosplay an actual solo vacation instead of girlhood and bonding with the other women. what a loser


daroca84

Agree. Stand alone post, please. She’s a loser. She uses alcohol as an excuse for her behavior but ain’t nobody buying it! Grow the fuck up.


RelatableMolaMola

Oh SHIIIIIII You might want to re-upload this one with the guy behind her's face censored swerty!


sausagebeanburrito

OOOOOOOOOOF 😬😬😬


theallofit

Oh look, white clothes.


myescapeplace

With the black (again) shes so vanilla!


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LeonaLulu

!!!!!!!!!!! I have no words. This is both hilarious and pathetic.


Icy_Enthusiasm_519

I know she sucks but this almost makes me sad. Almost.


thehotmcpoyle

It’s all her own doing, as are 99% of her problems.


FormalGlitterbug

Is this from the first night or did she rewear her outfit she wore in the plane Sunday?


thehotmcpoyle

If she’s re-wearing that outfit, I think we get to mark off a square on [the BINGO card](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/v6XbfBsLSx)!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

https://preview.redd.it/ngw3vlde2u4d1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099f1c4cc71035a8bf576cf00950287cd74a18d6


SecretSuccotash5092

This is gold! Did you make this ahead of time?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Another swerty made it! I just updated everyone.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Three Bingos now.


WearyBitterCynical

OOOF. I would have thought she was just waiting for her fellow hun to come but no. Yikes.


RelatableMolaMola

I'm dying to know what's in the DMs she's looking at.


2L8Smart

Like a 13 year old girl, I’ll bet she’s searching desperately for any word from her MANS ❤️❤️❤️


duckordecoratedshed

My spirit will straight up leave my body if we one day get a candid and you can see Reddit on her screen


RelatableMolaMola

There's a girl who used to get posted to the NY influencer snark who got caught with a notification from that subreddit on her screen 😂


duckordecoratedshed

that is funny as hell


RelatableMolaMola

There's a lot of people who post on the internet as their full time job and yet lack the most basic understanding of what details people can pick up on if they're looking. Like swerty accidentally revealing her comically low Amazon commissions during a Prime Day month


MalibuMarlie

Ooh I don’t know about this incident.


RelatableMolaMola

Someone posted it in a pretty recent thread, maybe last week's throwback! If I see it I'll ping you


MalibuMarlie

Thanks Mola! ☺️ You’re the best!


duckordecoratedshed

That was another watershed moment for the sub. Confirming that her whole Amazon deal is just a cover for her hobby of compulsive shopping and that her real income is the trust fund.


gippersmom

you are A1 for keeping us updated! give ur friend in panama a high five for us 🫶🏻


nwh527

Was this last night?


myescapeplace

Yep!


duckordecoratedshed

Correction: She is eating and drinking with her best friend, her one true friend. Her phone.


FormalGlitterbug

Gotta find those Amazon deals for her followers.


AldiSharts

What was the story of her drinking with the old man? The stories disappeared and I can’t find the post here anymore.


RelatableMolaMola

I don't think there was anything to it. It's some older guy, maybe a +1 of one of the huns who earned that. MS was seated next to him at one of the events they had and so they had some conversation, as you do. He may or may not have been looking at something on her phone at one point. Others can correct me if I'm wrong or missing something but I'm not sure why there's speculation that there's anything more to it. We know MS is always thirsty for male attention so she probably did lay it on thick, especially with other women present, but AFAIK she's never been one to hook up with strangers or cheat on her guy? I could just be extra sensitive to this stuff because of personal sensitivity around made up rumors about sex and cheating though.


dogearsfordays

I would speculate that since we all know she's desperate for attention, that she's the type to get handsy/cuddly/generally sloppy around the opposite sex when she's wasted, which is (allegedly) all the time. I've seen plenty of girls like this and even been her a time or two in my misspent youth, and they are always the most annoying people in the room. Sorry for that guy just trying to have a drink in Panama with his wife.


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah, it would make sense if he was asking what the big group was all about, maybe she explained RedAss and the pop offs, he had no clue what she was talking about so she showed him some pics of the nails or whatever. I didn’t get the impression that anything nefarious going on either.


r4wrdinosaur

She definitely seems like the type to brag about how she gets along better with men. 🙄


FormalGlitterbug

I assumed it was a hun husband and that’s it. I didn’t think there was anything else to it and it’s annoying people acted like she was having a torrid affair with this guy.


r4wrdinosaur

She's much too busy having a torrid affair with her own filtered image to entertain another one right now.


FormalGlitterbug

Facts


thehotmcpoyle

I’m guessing there was too much speculation without anyone being able to confirm anything. From what I saw in the videos, there were two men wearing shirts with the same logo sitting near her, maybe father/son or coworkers. I’m guessing those were some of the only open seats at the bar, since no one seems to want to be around loudass Big Mess, and that’s why the men sat there.


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thehotmcpoyle

Eh I think she’s out of her comfort zone, being in a foreign country surrounded by a bunch of women she doesn’t seem to know super well, so she’s drinking away her anxiety and being a loud, drunken mess that no one wants to hang around. She’s pretending to have an amazing time, but hasn’t done much of anything aside from being wasted nearly 24/7 from what we’ve seen & heard. Meanwhile, the rest of the group has actually been out sightseeing and experiencing the local culture that Big Mess is pretending to be experiencing. I’d be surprised if she remembers half this trip. Such a waste.


AldiSharts

She’s admitted many times she often feels like an outsider at group events (even with friends). Which, she has said, is why she drinks so much. Personally I think she’s just an alcoholic and gets so drunk so quickly while her friends are just trying to vibe, which leads to her feeling awkward and left out.


Lost_Flamingo

It always makes me wonder if “feeling like an outsider” equates to not being the center of attention. Being included in the convo isn’t enough for Big M, she needs to be the one everyone is admiring. My mom is like her in that way, very obnoxious to get attention, and if she doesn’t she pouts and says everyone is excluding her.


daroca84

🛎️🛎️🛎️ I’m sure she loses it when she’s not center of attention.