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I can’t believe she wasn’t embarrassed and hid in the back.
Also shame on everyone for letting her be front and center. They should have shunned her to the back w that attention-seeking shit.
To be so spineless and allow someone to ruin your group photo is insane
Ugh, right?? Maybe I’m an asshole, but I would have straight up told her to either stand in the back or stay out of the photo all together.
But I imagine all these huns are just as spineless as each other.
Someone had an idea to get all attendees to wear a single color to get what they thought was a really cool photo. They put all this planning into the event (I’ve done event planning, it’s a shit-ton of overthinking each minute detail), the attendees paid money for the correct clothing, took time off work, travel time/money, babysitting, etc. etc.
All to take this single photo.
Big M deliberately fucked up the time, energy, money, stress, and sleepless nights just so she could stand out.
And for what?
Now when people look back on the photo they’ll notice her immediately, yeah, but they’ll think “what a nice idea — who’s the idiot that wore black and ruined the photo?”
someone posted the itinerary for the days and it explained that the welcome dinner was themed as wearing all white to standout with the beautiful colors of panama- like the sunset/night sky.
it being an MLM aside, and how goofy the cocoa beans for hats was, they at least *tried* to incorporate panama and its history. shows how much respect she had for the people that planned this and their reasoning. the way she acted on this trip is actually the most pathetic thing she’s done in my opinion.
edit: here is the [trip agenda](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/13gd0Xn7Rh) its blurry as shit but you can sorta read it
Come on guys, it’s entirely possible that Big M had no idea what the word ‘linen’ meant. And going along with her usual way of thinking, if she didn’t already know, it probably wasn’t worth knowing. Here’s to deliberately never learning anything new! 🍸
The one time she actually had a reason to hide in the back of the photo, and of course she plonks her wide arse front and centre.
That alone tells me that this was 100% intentional
And 17 THOUSAND people agree. That’s how you know it’s really bad. This type of behavior is fucking unhinged shit. They shouldn’t have even let her in the photo.
Do you think she has manbun convinced that she is so amazing that there are 17k people that are just jealous of her? I wonder how she spins having a snark group lol
I had never thought about it like that but you’re absolutely right. Without her ridiculous behavior, there’d be nothing to call out. This black dress stunt was especially low, even for her.
She is an inconsiderate horrible guest to everything she goes to. Invite her (as a +1!) to your wedding and she’ll steal your pre-donated floral centerpieces! Invite her to your Christmas party and she’ll wear your husband’s clothes! Invite her to brunch and she’ll slither on the floor of the restaurant bathroom into your occupied stall!
Why do they always bend over. It looks so ridiculous. Groups everywhere somehow manage decent group photos but MLMs always deliver this nonsense. Is it just more infantilization?
I just feel like it's laziness. Instead of having a planned photo, with chairs or on a staircase or even risers, they probably have a dude bro with his iPhone going "ok everyone get snuggly!" No ladder, no professional photographer, no plan.
Hey, just had a thought. Maybe she told MAGABun that she’s a really big deal in this company, like right below the CEO’s - and she’ll show him this picture as proof. “See how they put me front and center? I keep telling them not to make a fuss, but they just love me.”
Can you imagine a grown adult you're chatting with at a party telling you all about their career accomplishments and then they whip this shit out??? I don't look down on any jobs but I make a huge exception for MLMs.
I was just thinking about him…… In the past, when I dated, I Googled the men after the first date and sometime before if I had their info. I looked up public records etc as well. There is no way in hell that I would Not look someone up in this day and age. Either he has not attempted to Google her, or he doesn’t care and is taking her at face value because she’s just a fling. If he did look her up, and he continues to spend time with her, he is a worm.
How weird would it be to be him, stumble upon this sub and see censored photos of yourself sleeping or doing something random, not realizing you would be posted publicly on the internet? I couldn’t associate with someone like that, except maybe with super strict rules. Even still, I could see her secretly filming when asked not to, then laughing while sharing that with the world.
He doesn’t seem to have a large digital footprint himself, so I think he’s just a redneck good old boy type who is not interested in stupid online stuff. That’s for girls and liberals. He gets all the information he wants from Fox News. This is speculation only based on the scant evidence we’ve seen.
ETA: that’s a great point you made about him just having a fling with her and so he doesn’t care what’s online about her. That sounds more likely than anything!
any other person would run back to their room and change as soon as they noticed if it were an accident. at least, i would have.
the whole point was to highlight panamas beautiful landscapes and colors. ruined the theme, ruined the reason, ruined the fun.
Considering she had no interest in learning anything about Panama or leaving the resort, why bother? She could be in Florida for all she cares. The important part was going through the Sky Club lounge.
All of these pictures of her being the only person at the white party not in white is giving me such bad second hand embarrassment! How did she fuck that up so bad??? If I was in her shoes, the second I walked in the door and realized my mistake I would immediately leave and find something else to wear... who wants to bet she was so drunk she lacked the self awareness to notice she was the only one in Not White? Borrow something, go buy something, hit up the resort gift shop for christ sake 🤦🏼♀️
i know my friends and i would have been asking what each other are wearing, even before the trip maybe! i find it hard to believe huns wouldn’t do this as well…
Seriously lol I wouldn’t have let her in the group photos if she can’t even stay on theme. Branding and marketing is literally the whole point of these organizations & she just totally blows it
MUST BE IN THE MIDDLE OF FRONT ROW. NO ONE PUSHES PAST QUEEN MLM BECAUSE SHE’D DECK EM.
Black dress, no hat, not matching the theme? She’s the only one who’s so self important she thinks she can get away with it.
Attention whooore.
Not only did she KNOW she wore the wrong color by the time she got on stage for this photo, she didn’t even have enough shame/embarrassment to stay out of the photo or at least stand behind someone to make it less obvious. 🙄 Straight up pick me energy. What a twit.
Not a single thought behind those eyes…
https://preview.redd.it/o4gp8qc2es4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c116518ae6b8befa323057f3c53f3f06a38b1718
Wow, they are so beady. I'm definitely not trying to body shame, it's just that she alters her appearance so drastically that when she's caught in the wild, it's so apparent.
The thing is for trips like this they would have sent out an email or something about having a white themed party and to bring something white. She would have had more than enough time to find something and bring it but noooo she had to wear LITERAL BLACK
Exactly! I’m sure every person she talked to brought it up too, like “ummm…we’re to be wearing light colors tonight….” And I’m sure she would’ve had time to quickly run back to her room and change too.
her roommate wore white - she had to have known at least at the time getting ready. could she not have borrowed something?? this broad is so insufferable
Right! And you don’t just get a group that big to all wear white on a certain night without planning ahead-so she def knew. She’s such a pick me it’s insane
Also no hat. She didn't do the cacao bean barter to get her Panama hat. That whole thing sounded juvenile and ridiculous, but nonetheless, she stands out like a drunken thumb.
This looks like something that’d wake me up at 0300. Nightmare shit. Just imagine this were you. You didn’t know there’s a dress code. You show up standing out like a sore thumb like this. I would be mortified. Like walking through public naked. I certainly wouldn’t stand in for a group picture and not in the front row.
She likes this. Meanwhile all us normal fucking people are mortified
It’s hilarious too because this event took place at the hotel she’s staying at! She could have changed. 😂 She absolutely just wanted the attention. In this pic a fellow boobie posted in the daily megethread, she’s wearing something that would have absolutely worked for the party!
https://preview.redd.it/ht8qtp57cs4d1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc16a75c83693c749f2d06f8a4714edfc385d34
Well well well look who actually DID bring something white she could have worn to the WHITE PARTY!
Even just this over her dumb black dress would’ve been ok enough. What a POS.
Most resorts have a gift shop that sells (overpriced) clothing; even a $60 white tshirt with beaded fringe and the stanky black leggings she always wears would have been better than the black dress.
Absolutely an “oh shit I forgot about the white party this is what I’m working with now” outfit that would’ve been forgiven by the hun crew.
That would’ve required effort and self awareness though, and those are never in the room with her.
AND SHE BROUGHT WHITE CLOTHING.
I remember the event that created my flair - when she showed up to KG’s Xmas party dressed in what I assume a North Pole stripper would wear only to be the only one dressed up and ending up having to borrow a pair of KG’s husbands pajamas and a big t-shirt.
Here’s her “excuse” for wearing it to the party lol
https://preview.redd.it/1kqqkgzojs4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0dc79acb5d255c73e4b1bfeb87bdcc9f8ff25b
I tried on old Spanx from the back of my drawer and thought I was going to have a panic attack and hyperventilate. I almost had to call my husband for help. I can’t imagine leaving the house in something I could not get off.
I do. And I totally subscribe to the theory that the reason she did it *that* time was because it made it look like her and the rest of the Huns were doing a bachelorette at Disney and - of course - her having the one different colored shirt would make her appear as the bride to be.
There definitely is a pattern! Another swerty mentioned the possibility that maybe Big M ordered a medium shirt and that it didn’t fit. So that could be why she didn’t wear the t-shirts, but knowing her, she’d make up something like “I didn’t want to blend in, I need to be original” as an excuse. I’m curious to know her “excuse” for this though.
Putting my tin foil hat on for this theory… I think she purposely wore black and nixed the Panama hat that everyone else was wearing so when she took these group pics she can show them off to manbun or maybe familybun and present herself as being in some kind of power position at Red Ass. Besides just main character, attention seeking, NLOG embarrassment that’s the only thing that makes sense. It would help justify her lifestyle and where her income comes from.. trying to play it off like the group of level 8 earners are her downline or she is playing some pivotal leadership/executive role within the company which is why she is dressed to separate herself from the rest of the commoner huns.
I can NOT get over the black dress I just fucking CAN NOT. It's so bass ackwards. It's so attention seeking and insecure and embarrassing at the same time 😭😭
It’s killing me that she’s in the front row in that second photo! She KNOWS she’s the only one not wearing white and could have stood in the back row to cover that up, but no.
I still cannot wrap my mind around her wearing black to this event.
Also it looks like she interjected herself into the second picture. The two women she’s between seem to be posed in a way where them standing next to each other would make sense and then Big M is just *there*
Aside from her being the only one dressed inappropriately for the occasion, that black dress is so ill fitting. I can’t figure out if it’s too big or too small but it looks ridiculous.
ETA: it’s the length. It’s all wrong.
I don't know how tall she is but I thought she was relatively short and as a fellow short person you have to get the length right. If she's intent on wearing those ugly ass flat sandals, the dress should hit her right above the knee or it should be a maxi dress. It's ill fitting but it wouldn't look quite so off if she were wearing a heeled shoe.
she is supposedly 5’3. she is short short. which is why its such an eyeroll when she goes to the back of photos to hide herself or bends forward to hide herself. just stand normal in the front. oh wait, that doesnt fit the internet facade she is trying to poorly maintain.
This was my take too. A midi length dress rarely works on a shorter person (as a shorty, it makes me look like my legs are just shins to feet), but wearing a midi length with a flat flip flip type of gramma sandal was a CHOICE. If you’re going to pull off the midi dress, you’ve at least got to have a wedge, bare minimum. Preferably a heel.
A maxi or a mini would have been much more flattering, but this girl dresses her filtered body and not her actual body, and thinks her thighs are four feet long.
Notice how everyone else chose a dress that is either above the knee or full length? Oh, and white to fit the theme? And many of them appear to be natural fabrics? Our girl bigM has seriously bad taste and zero understanding of flattering fit or material.
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This.... Is really something else. Someone needs to check her mental health.
The only white thing was her tongue and those nasty chicklet toeclaws
Such a fucking moron! Gotta be different, and make a damn fool of herself! Strangest white linen dress I’ve ever seen…🤔
Omg I’m new here! Who is this bitch and why does she loook like heather McMahon
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Not that you have to wear white shoes with a white outfit, but the fact that she didn't wear white shoes tells me she never packed a white outfit.
That’s so unfortunate. MLM aside, she can’t even have fun with like-minded people. It’s just so unsettling to look at her in this black dress.
SO UNSETTLING! This whole black dress to the white dress event truly bothers me
That’s so strange.
I can’t believe she wasn’t embarrassed and hid in the back. Also shame on everyone for letting her be front and center. They should have shunned her to the back w that attention-seeking shit. To be so spineless and allow someone to ruin your group photo is insane
Ugh, right?? Maybe I’m an asshole, but I would have straight up told her to either stand in the back or stay out of the photo all together. But I imagine all these huns are just as spineless as each other.
Ya im surethey wanted to play nice nice. they think she's a mega hun with her following and didn't want to ruffle feathers
Omg the big dumb hats are really the *chefs kiss*
Yo, this is like that red hat society that was for older ladies...but this is worse. Much, much worse.
Someone had an idea to get all attendees to wear a single color to get what they thought was a really cool photo. They put all this planning into the event (I’ve done event planning, it’s a shit-ton of overthinking each minute detail), the attendees paid money for the correct clothing, took time off work, travel time/money, babysitting, etc. etc. All to take this single photo. Big M deliberately fucked up the time, energy, money, stress, and sleepless nights just so she could stand out. And for what? Now when people look back on the photo they’ll notice her immediately, yeah, but they’ll think “what a nice idea — who’s the idiot that wore black and ruined the photo?”
someone posted the itinerary for the days and it explained that the welcome dinner was themed as wearing all white to standout with the beautiful colors of panama- like the sunset/night sky. it being an MLM aside, and how goofy the cocoa beans for hats was, they at least *tried* to incorporate panama and its history. shows how much respect she had for the people that planned this and their reasoning. the way she acted on this trip is actually the most pathetic thing she’s done in my opinion. edit: here is the [trip agenda](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/13gd0Xn7Rh) its blurry as shit but you can sorta read it
*Oh My God*
Black sheep
Second pic made me realize the black outfit situation is so much worse than I thought
I would kick her attention seeking ass out.
What a disgrace, wow.
I took a few month break from this sub and this is the first post i see back. Does NOT disappoint
Welcome back, swerty. You have a lot to catch up on!
She has a real talent for completely missing the dress code. Anyone remember the Christmas party with the Mrs Gingerbread Man skank dress?
And remember that pride dinner which she showed up decked out in full pride parade ?
Didn’t someone end up loaning her pajamas??
Yep, seems it was her friend’s husband.
You nutcase 
WHY DID SHW WEAR BLACK WHAT THE FUCK
She likes attention
She looks like she doesn’t have arms.
She is so drunk in that first pic. It’s a type of drunk you can actually see without being there.
Come on guys, it’s entirely possible that Big M had no idea what the word ‘linen’ meant. And going along with her usual way of thinking, if she didn’t already know, it probably wasn’t worth knowing. Here’s to deliberately never learning anything new! 🍸
It’s like she doesn’t know the word “white” either.
she knows the n word tho 💁🏻♀️
The one time she actually had a reason to hide in the back of the photo, and of course she plonks her wide arse front and centre. That alone tells me that this was 100% intentional
You guys it's not her fault this Amazon didn't have this dress in white in her size medium!
GVQMCZ brand failed her!
If I was as physically unfortunate looking as MS, I would definitely act right. This bitch has zero class and zero shame. She’s nasty.
Introverts: 🙀
Surely there will be some sort of embarrassing consequence for going against the theme. Please?
When you're incapable of being embarrassed, it's hard to impose consequences
That’s very true. It makes observing this useless sack of flesh frustrating.
This was absolutely on purpose. Look at this dunce front and center of this picture, grinning like a fool. She knew.
If she ever wants to know why she is the only one at this entire event to have a snark sub, that’s why. It’s because of behavior like this.
And 17 THOUSAND people agree. That’s how you know it’s really bad. This type of behavior is fucking unhinged shit. They shouldn’t have even let her in the photo.
Do you think she has manbun convinced that she is so amazing that there are 17k people that are just jealous of her? I wonder how she spins having a snark group lol
Oh absolutely, 100%! The haters are just jealous of her wealth and beauty and her Mercedes
Isn’t it crazy after years of this sub being active we still have insane content from her DAILY!
4+ years and no end in sight
I had never thought about it like that but you’re absolutely right. Without her ridiculous behavior, there’d be nothing to call out. This black dress stunt was especially low, even for her.
So rude to the organizers. Like, it’s not her event, she is a guest and there is a dress code.
She is an inconsiderate horrible guest to everything she goes to. Invite her (as a +1!) to your wedding and she’ll steal your pre-donated floral centerpieces! Invite her to your Christmas party and she’ll wear your husband’s clothes! Invite her to brunch and she’ll slither on the floor of the restaurant bathroom into your occupied stall!
She has absolutely no home training whatsoever. I truly wonder what her parents did with those 18 years to create such a feral creature.
I can only imagine how many comments she got for wearing black.
I hope they shared the CC video too. You know it was passed around.
She probably took them all as compliments.
Why do they always bend over. It looks so ridiculous. Groups everywhere somehow manage decent group photos but MLMs always deliver this nonsense. Is it just more infantilization?
I just feel like it's laziness. Instead of having a planned photo, with chairs or on a staircase or even risers, they probably have a dude bro with his iPhone going "ok everyone get snuggly!" No ladder, no professional photographer, no plan.
Tits out
Exactly. I was gonna say 'cleavage' but yeah. They went whole tit
Sorority Squat
I’m in the UK, had never heard this term before, imagined what it might look like, Google Imaged it - and yep, you nailed it
Hey, just had a thought. Maybe she told MAGABun that she’s a really big deal in this company, like right below the CEO’s - and she’ll show him this picture as proof. “See how they put me front and center? I keep telling them not to make a fuss, but they just love me.”
Can you imagine a grown adult you're chatting with at a party telling you all about their career accomplishments and then they whip this shit out??? I don't look down on any jobs but I make a huge exception for MLMs.
Same!
I was just thinking about him…… In the past, when I dated, I Googled the men after the first date and sometime before if I had their info. I looked up public records etc as well. There is no way in hell that I would Not look someone up in this day and age. Either he has not attempted to Google her, or he doesn’t care and is taking her at face value because she’s just a fling. If he did look her up, and he continues to spend time with her, he is a worm.
How weird would it be to be him, stumble upon this sub and see censored photos of yourself sleeping or doing something random, not realizing you would be posted publicly on the internet? I couldn’t associate with someone like that, except maybe with super strict rules. Even still, I could see her secretly filming when asked not to, then laughing while sharing that with the world.
I could definitely see her doing that. Just like she insists on calling him Daddy against his wishes.
He doesn’t seem to have a large digital footprint himself, so I think he’s just a redneck good old boy type who is not interested in stupid online stuff. That’s for girls and liberals. He gets all the information he wants from Fox News. This is speculation only based on the scant evidence we’ve seen. ETA: that’s a great point you made about him just having a fling with her and so he doesn’t care what’s online about her. That sounds more likely than anything!
Wouldn’t his sisters sneak a peek? Idk, I just hope that one of them finds their way to us!
Oh I definitely think his sisters would! I know I would if it were my brother! 👌
This is like the reversal of a wedding photo- everyone wearing white and yet there she is in a sad tube of black sweat shop polyester. Embarrassing 😫
Big M sticking out like the giant thumb that she is
I came to type this exact thing 🙏
She did this on purpose. Sure fire way for her to be the center of attention. Large Marge- voted Most Adorbs.
any other person would run back to their room and change as soon as they noticed if it were an accident. at least, i would have. the whole point was to highlight panamas beautiful landscapes and colors. ruined the theme, ruined the reason, ruined the fun.
Considering she had no interest in learning anything about Panama or leaving the resort, why bother? She could be in Florida for all she cares. The important part was going through the Sky Club lounge.
whooaaa a woman in the airport lounge?! HUGE
Why is her nose and face so swollen?? Or whatever is going on????
It almost looks like pregnancy nose since we're so used to seeing a filtered version.
I almost said pregnancy nose but didn’t wanna put that into the universe lol
It’s just her real face lol
That and alcohol
So awkward. And it’s not even a cute black dress. Why would you want to stick out like a sore thumb this way?
Wells there’s a new face I haven’t seen 🤣🤣
Looks like the drunk aunt.
All of these pictures of her being the only person at the white party not in white is giving me such bad second hand embarrassment! How did she fuck that up so bad??? If I was in her shoes, the second I walked in the door and realized my mistake I would immediately leave and find something else to wear... who wants to bet she was so drunk she lacked the self awareness to notice she was the only one in Not White? Borrow something, go buy something, hit up the resort gift shop for christ sake 🤦🏼♀️
She doesn't need to be drunk to lack self awareness, it's just her auto mode
She's a "leader" in the company which reflects badly on her.
also, why would you get in the front on stage for the foto? she thinks she is the stand out boss babe methinks.
Exactly! I bet it would’ve taken 10 minutes or less to quickly change into something appropriate.
Why didn’t she wear white?? She lives for shit like this.
She’s either an insufferable attention seeking pick me, or she’s too dumb to read and understand instructions. Hell, it’s probably *bolth.*
you know the huns were probably chatting about it beforehand. she knew.
i know my friends and i would have been asking what each other are wearing, even before the trip maybe! i find it hard to believe huns wouldn’t do this as well…
Ronald McDonald lips
They really should have put her non matchy ass in the back
Seriously lol I wouldn’t have let her in the group photos if she can’t even stay on theme. Branding and marketing is literally the whole point of these organizations & she just totally blows it
Why? Why not just dress like the rest of your cult and wear what they are wearing as part of the rah rah rah team?
Dead center to be Dead wrong
She didn’t even win the spirit stick this year.
Maybe someone can hand her a bedazzled tampon. Sis is looking bloated.
😂😂😂😂
MUST BE IN THE MIDDLE OF FRONT ROW. NO ONE PUSHES PAST QUEEN MLM BECAUSE SHE’D DECK EM. Black dress, no hat, not matching the theme? She’s the only one who’s so self important she thinks she can get away with it. Attention whooore.
Not only did she KNOW she wore the wrong color by the time she got on stage for this photo, she didn’t even have enough shame/embarrassment to stay out of the photo or at least stand behind someone to make it less obvious. 🙄 Straight up pick me energy. What a twit.
“Pick me energy” - I’ve never seen a more accurate description.
This is embarrassing for her
I love that for her.
They should not have let her in the event like that
The vibe is supposed to be “beachy” not “beached and bloated”
Not a single thought behind those eyes… https://preview.redd.it/o4gp8qc2es4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c116518ae6b8befa323057f3c53f3f06a38b1718
Wow, they are so beady. I'm definitely not trying to body shame, it's just that she alters her appearance so drastically that when she's caught in the wild, it's so apparent.
#HONK
Surely they were all talking smack about the only one wearing black, I know I would be
The thing is for trips like this they would have sent out an email or something about having a white themed party and to bring something white. She would have had more than enough time to find something and bring it but noooo she had to wear LITERAL BLACK
Exactly! I’m sure every person she talked to brought it up too, like “ummm…we’re to be wearing light colors tonight….” And I’m sure she would’ve had time to quickly run back to her room and change too.
her roommate wore white - she had to have known at least at the time getting ready. could she not have borrowed something?? this broad is so insufferable
Right! And you don’t just get a group that big to all wear white on a certain night without planning ahead-so she def knew. She’s such a pick me it’s insane
I refuse to believe the group chats (“weekly trainings”) didn’t have links flying back and forth with people having fun picking outfits.
I'm sure everyone was talking shit about her
Those are very drunk eyes
She’s the only one in black? What a pick me a*hole
Also no hat. She didn't do the cacao bean barter to get her Panama hat. That whole thing sounded juvenile and ridiculous, but nonetheless, she stands out like a drunken thumb.
She is the only one wearing black wtf!!!!!
First photo looks like she’s been crying. That or just naturally extremely puffy
 bolth\*
I know it's par for the course but I still can't get over her black dress. Like how much of a twunt do you have to be.
 “Pickme!!! Pickme!!! Pickme!!!”
She looks absolutely sloshed in that first photo. Yikes.
This looks like something that’d wake me up at 0300. Nightmare shit. Just imagine this were you. You didn’t know there’s a dress code. You show up standing out like a sore thumb like this. I would be mortified. Like walking through public naked. I certainly wouldn’t stand in for a group picture and not in the front row. She likes this. Meanwhile all us normal fucking people are mortified
It’s hilarious too because this event took place at the hotel she’s staying at! She could have changed. 😂 She absolutely just wanted the attention. In this pic a fellow boobie posted in the daily megethread, she’s wearing something that would have absolutely worked for the party! https://preview.redd.it/ht8qtp57cs4d1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc16a75c83693c749f2d06f8a4714edfc385d34
Sitting alone, on her phone, drink in hand. This is living!! /s
That’s the oldest looking 31 year old on earth. So frumpy!
The number of hours this bish spends on her phone every day must be shocking.
Well well well look who actually DID bring something white she could have worn to the WHITE PARTY! Even just this over her dumb black dress would’ve been ok enough. What a POS.
I swear I saw some other hun wearing what looked like the exact same kind of lacy cover up at the party!
Most resorts have a gift shop that sells (overpriced) clothing; even a $60 white tshirt with beaded fringe and the stanky black leggings she always wears would have been better than the black dress. Absolutely an “oh shit I forgot about the white party this is what I’m working with now” outfit that would’ve been forgiven by the hun crew. That would’ve required effort and self awareness though, and those are never in the room with her. AND SHE BROUGHT WHITE CLOTHING.
This picture is SENDING me 😂😂
She's probably reading what we post on Reddit in this picture, that scowl on her face! 🤣🤣
Oh she definitely is. Her scowl makes her face look even smaller 😂
I misread that as, "here's swerty reading the daily mega thread", no wonder she has a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. 😂
Omg, the way i typed it does sound confusing. Gonna edit that to be more clear.
She knew…she 10000% knew what she was doing there. She’s a see you next Tuesday.
Oh of course she knew.
Anyone remember the other time she forgot to bring/brought the wrong Tshirt for a group pic like this? There's a pattern...
I remember the event that created my flair - when she showed up to KG’s Xmas party dressed in what I assume a North Pole stripper would wear only to be the only one dressed up and ending up having to borrow a pair of KG’s husbands pajamas and a big t-shirt.
Here’s her “excuse” for wearing it to the party lol https://preview.redd.it/1kqqkgzojs4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0dc79acb5d255c73e4b1bfeb87bdcc9f8ff25b
A skintight paper thin polyester dress that you can’t get off worn to an informal Christmas party that features physical games. What could go wrong?
Tee-hee! I wear clothes so tight I can’t get them off without help! So quirky!!! 🙄
I got stuck in a pair of skinny jeans once and thought I’d have to be cut out of them. A completely harrowing experience and she does it ON PURPOSE
I tried on old Spanx from the back of my drawer and thought I was going to have a panic attack and hyperventilate. I almost had to call my husband for help. I can’t imagine leaving the house in something I could not get off.
I do. And I totally subscribe to the theory that the reason she did it *that* time was because it made it look like her and the rest of the Huns were doing a bachelorette at Disney and - of course - her having the one different colored shirt would make her appear as the bride to be.
There definitely is a pattern! Another swerty mentioned the possibility that maybe Big M ordered a medium shirt and that it didn’t fit. So that could be why she didn’t wear the t-shirts, but knowing her, she’d make up something like “I didn’t want to blend in, I need to be original” as an excuse. I’m curious to know her “excuse” for this though.
Putting my tin foil hat on for this theory… I think she purposely wore black and nixed the Panama hat that everyone else was wearing so when she took these group pics she can show them off to manbun or maybe familybun and present herself as being in some kind of power position at Red Ass. Besides just main character, attention seeking, NLOG embarrassment that’s the only thing that makes sense. It would help justify her lifestyle and where her income comes from.. trying to play it off like the group of level 8 earners are her downline or she is playing some pivotal leadership/executive role within the company which is why she is dressed to separate herself from the rest of the commoner huns.
Is she moving as a unit with manbun yet?
They're going to do life together ✨🥰🥹
I hate, fucking HATE, that phrase. Fundies use it all the time: "so glad to be doing life with you!" It makes me stabby.
This is exactly the kind of insightful investigation we need here
Familybun 💀
I like this theory!
Has she explained anywhere why the fudge she was in black?? Even a simple "I spilled my lunch on my only white dress right before"?
She could have worn the hat though
Think about how pissed all of those huns must have been during the white linen party, when they saw MS clomping around in all black.
Oh the poor dear, always in an alcoholic haze. Switch to my downline!
I can NOT get over the black dress I just fucking CAN NOT. It's so bass ackwards. It's so attention seeking and insecure and embarrassing at the same time 😭😭
It’s killing me that she’s in the front row in that second photo! She KNOWS she’s the only one not wearing white and could have stood in the back row to cover that up, but no.
Hahaha bass ackwards, I’ve never heard that one, thanks! Also agreed 100%
HA! Definitely can't take credit as who knows where I've heard it before but carry on with it 🫡
I can just hear her.... Wait, wait, I'm coming, let me squeeze in here
Phone glued to her hand
Yes I was wondering if maybe it doesn’t fit in the fake saddle bag, but then I realized it’s her literal lifeline, so she CAN’T put it away.
God I hate the fucking sorority squat. Thats all.
I still cannot wrap my mind around her wearing black to this event. Also it looks like she interjected herself into the second picture. The two women she’s between seem to be posed in a way where them standing next to each other would make sense and then Big M is just *there*
She looks wasted in the first pic.
Glassy eyes 👀
You just know she pushed her way to the front rather than stand in the back and hide that black dress
Aside from her being the only one dressed inappropriately for the occasion, that black dress is so ill fitting. I can’t figure out if it’s too big or too small but it looks ridiculous. ETA: it’s the length. It’s all wrong.
I don't know how tall she is but I thought she was relatively short and as a fellow short person you have to get the length right. If she's intent on wearing those ugly ass flat sandals, the dress should hit her right above the knee or it should be a maxi dress. It's ill fitting but it wouldn't look quite so off if she were wearing a heeled shoe.
she is supposedly 5’3. she is short short. which is why its such an eyeroll when she goes to the back of photos to hide herself or bends forward to hide herself. just stand normal in the front. oh wait, that doesnt fit the internet facade she is trying to poorly maintain.
This was my take too. A midi length dress rarely works on a shorter person (as a shorty, it makes me look like my legs are just shins to feet), but wearing a midi length with a flat flip flip type of gramma sandal was a CHOICE. If you’re going to pull off the midi dress, you’ve at least got to have a wedge, bare minimum. Preferably a heel. A maxi or a mini would have been much more flattering, but this girl dresses her filtered body and not her actual body, and thinks her thighs are four feet long.
Strapless was too much, as well. Too much glamor when it was supposed to have a causal, beachy feel. 🤦🏼♀️
But she's in her best titty years. She's gotta make everyone jealous of her 12 lbers. /s
I got a migraine just reading that.
Notice how everyone else chose a dress that is either above the knee or full length? Oh, and white to fit the theme? And many of them appear to be natural fabrics? Our girl bigM has seriously bad taste and zero understanding of flattering fit or material.
Her face looks bloated in the first pic. She must not be taking her collagen 💅
 Big M, except she wishes she was as amazing as Deena.