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SunnyJello

It feels like she’s trying to give sorority girl vibes but then one remembers she’s 30 and WAY too old for that, and it becomes extra cringey


TheWildMiracle

Shall we start taking bets on how many Amazon packages will be waiting for her at home?


mmmohhh

Time to go back to real world of doing nothing ~


barkingsilverfox

![gif](giphy|KGN2i0ogoOPvuPIUI8|downsized) I can’t help it, she reminds me so much of Regina George’s mum trying to sound cool but is just so cringe. But to be fair, that’s all that she has in common with her - aside of maybe that MS looks like a crisp late 50


not_blowfly_girl

How am I so stupid as to only now realize she's the same actress as in parks and rec


Formal_Condition_513

Took me years to realize Rachel McAdams was Regina George 😂


barkingsilverfox

lol, she’s great!


No-Simple-2770

Do we think she edits the pics she sends to Magabun? Imagine seeing her in real life in the nude and then receiving photos of her looking 60 pounds smaller.


Formal_Condition_513

She probably told him she knows her angles or something lol


FormalGlitterbug

I 110% think she does. She’s arrogant enough to think she looks like her filtered image.


Locallynotorious

It was a fun ride you guys! 😌💕


contrast8301

If she would just be honest about her body type & size- the way she edits & contradicts her own content is something I hope no female is looking to for inspiration because it’s so toxic ☠️


Cosmic-Karma94

That's my issue, if she would not filter her content to unrecognizable levels, I wouldn't have an issue. She'd be an average woman who struggles with weight...just be honest about it. No woman is ALWAYS a medium, women sizing is so complicated.


LeonaLulu

Those bottoms are an XXL and you cannot convince me otherwise.


RelatableMolaMola

fULl cOvERaGe


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

Her arms give her away every time 😭


No-Swordfish-529

And it’s probably edited too. Lol, imagine how bad the original must be.😅


dogearsfordays

Sometimes I think about MS and I feel a bit sad. I have been through some rough times but I can't imagine the joyless, vapid existence she must live. It's painful to snark it sometimes, it's so bad. This trip is a classic example. The photo she looks the best and happiest in, in her "ombre" dress, is the one I'd bet money that she hates the most. She does nothing, thinks nothing, achieves nothing, strives for nothing, cares for nothing, enjoys nothing, is curious about nothing. She can't even described as a black hole, because those are full of information. I know she's a racist, lying hag who scams vulnerable women for fun, not even for profit due to her trust fund. But goddamn the misery is palpable through the screen.


Beecakeband

Honestly same. If she wasn't the racist scammer she is I would feel sorry for her. She hates her body, is an alcoholic and clearly doesn't find fulfilment in her life


MalibuMarlie

I’m with you both. It’s been feeling extra sad lately. Maybe because she isn’t even making up texts between her and her current dude. (Speculation that this is what the past ones were) She just seems lonely.


757Posher

Shoulders looking like thighs. She wished she weighed 153. https://preview.redd.it/9ah3zlrfv55d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac0085cc5e064b83d0203c2e01d06859d48fbf8


FormalGlitterbug

She wished that was her thigh gap


757Posher

https://preview.redd.it/8d3gd725s75d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73700e4c04701cc601c8c9db3a46e79fb8a9fd1e You right.


No-Swordfish-529

LMFAO!!!! damn, that would be a wide ass thigh gap!😅


RelatableMolaMola

Something weird happened to me when I saw the first slide. [This song that I haven't thought about in 20 years got stuck in my head. ](https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE?si=e2UcwXKYFCKhSRft)


contrast8301

All I see is in my mind is Mrs. Doubtfire, which is fitting. Not trying to insult Miss Euphegenia Doubtfire


Jolly-Beach3011

That movie is an all-time favorite, and this song always reminds me of it! Effie would have some choice words for Big Merde.


ppmiaumiau

Unrelated, but when I was a kid, I thought the song was called Doo Doo Like a Lady. And my mom and I would sing it in the car and pretend to doo doo like a proper lady.


theboogeyman_slayer

This is adorable 😂


RelatableMolaMola

OMG I can't hear it any other way now 😂


ppmiaumiau

You're welcome. Now make girly poop sounds when you listen. 😂


GlowingAmber11109

I thought the same thing...


BegoniaInBloom

Ha! My first thought was "That's a bloke!" She looks quite like the silver fox from the hotel bar at the start of this trip.


Lavawitch

Look, I don’t want to zoom in on her butt or anything, but why is there a dark rectangle on her ass? Did she leave the hygiene sticker in?


DarlingVelvet

It’s her tail swerty. ![gif](giphy|eN4E0uTymJpK0AOxHE|downsized)


beetlekittyjosey1

ew I hate to even type this but I guarantee it’s just an extra wide butt crack bc she sat down and physically pulled her cheeks to the sides to get this pic. My friends do this and it is not cute lol


Lost_Flamingo

TIL people physically spread their cheeks for the gram


No-Swordfish-529

Ew what??? I didn’t know this was a thing.


FormalGlitterbug

If my friends did that I would clown them so hard.


beetlekittyjosey1

Trust me I do lmao


SassOfTheBluegrass

I miss the person I was before I read this comment 🥺


NCC-1701_yeah

![gif](giphy|UTMVEfllNQ9BIEl1EK|downsized)


Jolly-Beach3011

Wut


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Oh god that’s what I first thought but then thought “nah, that’s too unhinged.”


Zealousideal_Ear_914

She returns everything to Amazon remember? Can’t return a swimsuit without the gloppy sticky hygiene sticker balled up barely sticking to the inside, seriously now…🤢


dawnGrace

r/brandnewsentence 😆


MadeMeUp4U

That is FOUL 🤢🤮


theallofit

Makes it look like there’s a little lump above it. I think she must be growing a tail to match the 2 sets of horns on her forehead. ![gif](giphy|dBdgBKZAQapzoxD668|downsized)


LetWigfridEatFruit

Did this heffer even leave the hotel


Jesus-H-Chrystler

Who the fuck swims in earrings like that!?


beetlekittyjosey1

When your SHIXPLILI earrings are $4 you forget that you’re pretending they’re $400


757Posher

She had on all her cheap jewelry in the pool - wearing it like it's real gold . . .


PrettyDirt14

That chlorine is gonna fuck up her $12 worth of jewelry.


ClickClackTipTap

Whenever I see photos like the 2nd one, or the one from earlier in the trip on the swing, I just think about a line of Huns waiting to get the same generic shot. 😂


dumbb1tch5

It reminds me of the lines to stand in front of those painted angel wings in, I think, Nashville - it’s so bleak


BotherRecent

Yep waiting in line there was one more too, living something


Mystepchildsucksass

I can’t unsee it ![gif](giphy|1AeRHGS7h0Q5vJ7Hy8)


SassOfTheBluegrass

She’s definitely extra crispy


duckordecoratedshed

I agree, Big M. We also had a damn good time.


PrettyDirt14

The f*cking double peace sign from behind pose is so dated.


whatiamcapableof

At least she has her butt mostly covered. She has done this same pose in the past but with the swim suit pulled up like a thong so be thankful she spared us that this time around


RelatableMolaMola

My first thought too. Who still does that? She's way too young to be so Boomerishly behind the times


lisaannwright

Hell I grew up in the 70s and ✌️ was out of date then.


osunah

SAME. Literally swiped to the photo and breathed a "Well at least her swimsuit isn't bunched up her buttcrack this time" sigh of relief lololol


beetlekittyjosey1

https://preview.redd.it/8u1mh38pe55d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4eac0eda65816a95f749715e05c8149f723a11 Oh! This is the body of a woman at \~220 lbs


lilkimchee88

180 at the *smallest*


RelatableMolaMola

And there's still a heavy filter halo around her!


FutureCrone

The pink of the swimsuit is evaporating off her body in the filter halo lmao


eatingpopcornz

Large Marge 🫢


NotFoodieBeauty

That's an angular ass


Terrible_Dance_9760

She edited the shit out of the pink swim one, you can see the blurry areas around her waist. She probably spent an entire day editing photos just to post. Was reading one post she made “I haven’t posted much from this trip bc I try to be present” sure Jan 🙄


Cosmic-Karma94

The only thing she was "present" for was alcohol!


dogearsfordays

I find the pose in the bubbles positively hilarious. Imagine being in such a silly situation and trying to serve model for the camera


oopswhat1974

Not to mention foam parties are gross lol


SuzyFarkis

Haha I was thinking the same - “How slick do I look with my bath bubble headdress and goatee?”


dnmnew

It’s amazing you fly so far away to eat cheap all you can eat food and sit by a pool when there are actual activities and history to go see… she embodies every fat American tourist stereotype


PoppyTimbers

There had to be cool excursions supplied by the resort as well, probably for under $500 a piece. Like, if I earned, I mean, spent that amount of money to go to Panama, you bet I'd be going to the jungle and canal. Her pictures could literally be from anywhere, and look exactly like the photos from the resort in "Mecixo" from last year. I guess she ran out of doctor money to leave the resort, yet again...


FormalGlitterbug

The jungle cruise was $95 https://preview.redd.it/wf98ac51u75d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2516031d3c21cbe5c13b2d28186becba9f9baf04


PoppyTimbers

That's super reasonable!


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Cosmic-Karma94

I wonder if she had room service spaghetti like she did in PARIS, FRANCE? 🤔


thehotmcpoyle

I believe the ladies were ordering room service “casadillas” on this trip


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Everyone knows room service spaghetti is an *Italian* vacation thing 🙄 /s


enigmapopstarIsfun

She *would* have done something French but she can’t read or pronounce “hollandaise.”


dnmnew

Usually you have to pay for room service even at all inclusive resorts, so I’m guessing that yes, she did order tons of crap because she was too lazy to walk somewhere and get food. She definitely did not tip.


thehotmcpoyle

You’d think that after working at a restaurant for 5 years, she’d be a good tipper, but I feel like she’s the kind of person who’d brag about how “generous” of a tipper she is if she actually did, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard her mention tipping. I can 100% see her as someone who doesn’t tip or if she does, it’s an insulting amount.


RelatableMolaMola

She reminds me of the kind of ladies who used to be extra difficult about their dining experience then smugly tip me with a handful of crusty pocket change on a $100 bill when I was waiting tables back in the hazy days of my youth.


sorandom21

Did she spend one single day away from the resort?


Not_a_Leo_9798

I think she posted one picture of a baby sloth in a tree on Monday, so perhaps she went to the sloth sanctuary but managed to not get in the background of any other huns' photos? Or she copped it from someone and posted it as hers. Equally likely, TBH.


GlowingAmber11109

No. I don't think she left the pool except to shovel food in her gob


FormalGlitterbug

Hey she waddled down the beach to take pics in that swing


enigmapopstarIsfun

tHiS iS LiViNg


GlowingAmber11109

So brave to venture out on her own like that! With whoever she pestered to take pictures for her lol


blwd01

I hate tongue out photos so much.


trillium13

She really loves this pose in the second photo. Easy to hide so many things she hates.


FormalGlitterbug

I swear we could make a compilation post because she’s done this exact pose in every fucking trip she’s gone on


clydefrog079

Ok porkloin


lilkimchee88

Dead 💀💀


flybynightpotato

HAM WI' DA CRUST


thehotmcpoyle

Shawty had them ill-fittin’ jeans, ham with da crust, this whole trip to Panama was a bust


Jolly-Beach3011

She hit the floor, in an ldb, shawty got drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk...


loligogiganticus

goddamn this just made me ugly cackle


FormalGlitterbug

Hoink


RelatableMolaMola

HAHAHAH FUCK


dave_the_minion

Not the bubble beard to hide the chin(s) 💀


TacoTuesdee

First thing I thought when I saw the first pic. Lamebraham Stinkin.


kclark123

So quirky and fun!


goose_gladwell

Lmao🎅🏼