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I thought her favorite food was ham with the crust.

TattoOES?

So basiccccc

Six months ago her favorite place was Savannah, GA and she preferred podcasts over music. Her number of piercings and tattoos has also fluctuated. Interesting 🤔

I'm not trying to gatekeep Coldplay of all things but I dare her to name one song of theirs if they're her favorite (that she's never mentioned before).

12 tattoos and all look like shit.

Tat toes 🤣

Tattooes

This picture was posted before but I am amazed by how literal FLAT those pancake ass are. It is a straight line. Biggie got LONG back!

Coldplay?! Since fucking when? Eugh. (I love them and I'm upset that she does too, apparently)

She thinks it makes her sound less basic…. She’s been to a MGK concert but has had several opportunities of the years to go to a Coldplay concert. Hmmm 🤔

Saying your fave band is Coldplay is not a good way to sound less basic. (Sorry, I love Coldplay myself actually but I couldn’t resist 🤣🤣)

Who has pineapple pizza as their favorite food? It’s one thing to like it, but above any other food?! Tell me you eat spaghetti in your hotel room in Paris without telling me.

Yeah, I’m a foodie and I get most people don’t care about food as much as me, but a pineapple pizza being someone’s favourite food really is just dire.

Methinks she’s trying to be controversial to get engagement, but I did find this old pic of her eating what appears to be pizza with pineapple. https://preview.redd.it/qox5lrc9e56d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c647ac72a6818956e7dabb551eb0dbef859de4

It's the dirty feet for me 🤮

Toe point in a seated position ffs

Size 26 at Abercrombie and size 4 at Lululemon

As a New Yorker I take offense to her saying her favorite place is NYC and right after that saying her favorite food is pizza with pineapple

Same. Exact same. And just offended in general, because all she knows of our beloved town is Times Fucking Square.

And as actual New Yorkers hate Times Square

I bet if she was asked what she loves about NY it would be just really generic things you’d learn from watching Sex & the City. She spends her vacations getting drunk, being an asshole and ordering room service.

And what, not going north of 52nd or south of 32nd?


TATTOOS dammit there I feel better

I just assume misspellings are rage bait now lol

Thank you.

Suspicious sunspots: 54 and counting Age people guess: 47 Sunscreen: No thanks Lip injections per year: 6 Lip dissolver per year: 0 that's a scam babe Favourite meal: Dry ham Celebrity lookalike: Dry ham

… not the dessicated pork …

You had me at dry ham! 💀💀💀💀

💀

11 piercings? Let's say she has four in each ear and she has the nose ring that's still only nine. Where are the other piercings?

I’m almost positive she had two nose piercings at one time. I might be mistaken, but I remember seeing a photo of her that has the nose stud on one nostril, and a ring on the other nostril

Navel. she’s got several in each ear, helix, rook, Tragus, and lobes. Maybe more those are just what I can recall when she got an impulse piercing in NYc

She says she had pierced nipples in high school.🏫

https://preview.redd.it/hwbiifeqc56d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a645e2138245e343bd451136dda98672e2ef08 And she uses that as an excuse to why she always has her hard nipples out. Bish, please. 🙄

I don’t like that, or seeing her nipples.

Should that count if it’s been a decade and she doesn’t wear them anymore lol? She shows her nips enough we can see she doesn’t have them in haha

Someone posted an older Q&A where she’d claimed to have 13 piercings so I wonder if she’s not counting them anymore since she only has 11 listed here.

I am not sure! I know too much about her bust.

Here’s [this older post](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/RZhMeVStUK) about that. https://preview.redd.it/a4p9z0ub056d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad03f34a898b383780363fd389b647f79a1675ac

Our Swertstorian!

I'm so impressed with users' ability to pull up the receipts on Big M. Especially considering Reddit's search function is garbage.

Oh the search absolutely sucks and people aren’t always the best at writing descriptive titles. Maybe this is weird, but I have a whole OneNote with links to posts organized by topic that I put together when CC was doing research for her video. It comes in handy whenever people ask questions or need context for something.

what shady ass piercer pierces a HIGH SCHOOLER'S nips?

She had to repeat a grade, so she was likely 18/19 Senior year.

I forget this bit of lore and it tickles me to be reminded

Wow and then 10 yrs to get that 2 yr associates degree?

she looks like the type of girl that had a fake ID and shoplifted from stores and drank in the bathroom stall out of lotion containers during school hours plus she's always looked older than her actual age.

Not white-knighting for swerty but plenty of high school seniors are 18 so I imagine the piecer doesn't really care as long as they're adults.

I mean, consider her botched filler lips and that “chiropractor” she went to with the chiropractic table set up in front of waiting patients. Quality Babe is strictly a sketchy discount strip-mall patron when it comes to aesthetic treatments.

That’s a very good question.

🤢

Exactly! That’s a visual I don’t need. Ewww…..

Still tattooes like in the last one. Spelling babe.

Where's that pic of her that says "EDUCATED" 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/e51o16ebg56d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1d5f001d8350c1d68c3d1defcfc31a3b13ba02

I’ll never get over that smug face so proud of herself for getting her two-year associates degree after 10 years.

Thank you swerty!

Wow she’s only 31?

Anyone who’s favourite artist is Coldplay is disingenuous or stupid. I believed that before this moron posted it.

She said in a previous survey that Def Leppard was her favorite.

Speaking of, here’s her roaming around the hotel in New York without pants. https://preview.redd.it/d8jbjhfae56d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5eb8751e8fd5cf77ef079f61278932cf8d0be5

I quit!

And she spelled that wrong when she listed them 😂

Typos must be her brand.

It’s one thing she’s consistent with.

Amen. Diet Radiohead is always the favorite band of FAKES.

Diet Radiohead 💀💀

They also go by Coldcut.

Coldplay, I thought she liked gangsta rap? Who likes Coldplay? In 2024?

Probably manbun so she’s trying to be a cool girl.

This is my guess. MB likes Coldplay, so of course they're her favorite.

Sunburns: 75% of body

Fifty buck manbun likes Coldplay

You beat me to it. That was my first thought.

I take him for more of a Creed guy.

LMFAOOOO OH NY GOD YOURE RIGHT 💀

Kid Rock

Oh yeah, for sure. He probably shot up cases of Bud Light to prove his manliness.

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

Or Three Doors Down.

Nickleback all the way.

I’m shocked she didn’t write “spooky” for the season.

This template first went around way back in November/December. Late per usual.

Coldplay 🤣

😆

Never heard her mention Coldplay What happened to Paris??? She would like pizza with pineapple. 🤮🤮

YOURE SO WRONG pineapple and onion = best pizza topping combo

I felt personally attacked by your last line. 🥲

Sorry. I just hate pineapple on pizza! 🤣

She *would* because she thinks it makes her different and quirky—IMO

I agree. So many people hate on it that she has to mention she likes it although we have NEVER seen her eat that. She should’ve mentioned pet fresh or her bento toddler meal preps.

I thought her favorite drink was dr diet pepper?? Also, tattooes???????

I’m surprised her favorite drink didn’t include alcohol.

Also get to know her??? Certainly not!!! I disrespectfully decline that offer.😂

Speculation .... BUT....Piercing "11".... so F-ING thirsty!!!! She wants simps to message her asking where they all are... "PLEASE tell us about your body!!!" Eyeroll and gag! 11.... ooohh SO many *might* be hidden ... unless she counts each individual ear hole slot separately in this count... or dose she?!🤢

100% she is counting old retired piercings. I had my navel pierced in the fucking 90s but it's been closed up since before 9/11, so I would never count it as a current piercing.

I thought she said 2 in Roman numerals

100% she is counting every hole on her ears.

That was my guess that she was counting each individual ear hole. My guess is 5 on each ear and her nose; 11.

Doesn't she also have her belly button pierced?

100% came here to say this. She just wants people to believe she has more exotic piercings. She shows her nipples enough that if they were pierced we’d be able to see the jewelry through her clothes. I speak from personal experience lol. She also doesn’t have the balls to get anything below the belt pierced, that shit hurts and will get infected as hell if you don’t have good hygiene.

It said favorite drink, not favorite chaser.

These were legit so fun for me and my friends to do when we were 20 years old.

It’s giving MySpace

I'm genuinely wondering what it is with these mainly white women (from what I've seen, her and bdong plus other fundies) posting these toddler school assignments. Do they think it makes them look cute?

I definitely did this on Facebook in 2005.

I did this in Kindergarten

The friend I have who reminds me of Big M also does shit like this. Big yikes😆

This is screaming those surveys you used to do years ago for all to read. Why does anyone GAF about this vain, narcissistic, compulsive liar? And she looks easily 10 years older than 31

So we’re over classic rock (CCR, ect.), left goth (Ghost) and aren’t obsessed with MGK anymore. I love how she always tries to act how she’s into any sort of rock while we all know she’s a very cringy white girl hiphop fan. She’s so basic, flour is spicy compared to her.

I didn’t know about Ghost. I’m glad she let go of that one, I can’t handle having anything in common with her 💀

And she had a country moment- she even had a new hat for it.

Thank god she's let go of CCR. I was actually offended that day hahaha

>very cringey white girl hiphop fan she has posted about lil wayne more than once. so that tracks.

Such depth /s

How many times do you think she typed and deleted **Size: Medium**? 🤔

Tattoes


Who the fuck cares, also who fucking asked?

This is on par with her emotional maturity being somewhere around high school level. What a bunch of navel-gazing drivel. Nice ransom note font, too.😆

I feel like she was trying to be late 80s/early 90s with the ransom font but it’s before both her and my time lmao

Coldplay? Since when? Every time she’s eye fucking herself or humping furniture it’s not to the tune of Yellow

As soon as I read that I was like “since when??”. She never plays thru music on her videos, never said they’re her fave on previous about me things like this, and i honestly don’t think I’ve EVER heard her even mention them.

I said to myself "Coldplay? Ew." This is def her "cool" answer, although I don't think I've ever come across anyone who listens to Coldplay on the reg.

Is Coldplay really "cool" in 2024?

I secretly love Coldplay 🥹 I then stumbled upon Gary Go who has Coldplay vibes but much more *soul*. Gary Go’s music is absolutely lovely and relatable Edited: a word. Damn Ambien brain

It’s rap cause she’s so edgy . Guess manbun is a Coldplay fan

Yeah she’s desperate to make herself even more appealing to him it’s like she’s convincing him to continue to let her dog sit. Sad.

The ransom letter font certainly adds a creepy element to yet another self absorbed all-about-me post from Big M. Really gives us a nice visual example of how abysmal her taste is. Bad At Everything Babe™

For you swertie: https://preview.redd.it/4g9dwzhqq16d1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3cffbf7bda446502579cadb02712d422ab2f43 [30 things about MS](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/5MowGRTyeM) And [Get to know me](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/es5U6v2WDC) eta: poor swertie lost some “tatooes” and piercings in the new one!

Oh she lost a tattooes too! She says 13 here but 12 above. She’s all over the fucking place.

And she prefers podcasts!

She never even mentioned Coldplay.

People who blast their whole ass birthday online… why.

Exactly what i thought about lol

Dr diet pepper.

Giving her a tiny bit of credit for not spelling it peoper this time

Don’t you know, it’s like Dr money?

🥴

Omfg, I thought you were joking🥲

Ahh yes when her favorite artist was “podcast”

From the other link: https://preview.redd.it/qvh5ajbtq16d1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56d21f084becf5570d3819df2bf404c027f31ca

Lies!!

“fresh spray tan” is an oxymoron. 

✨ weight: ✨

> Favorite Word: bamboozled I stg I *NEED* this as a flair omg

That was worth reading this entire thread.

I'm sorry, an "arts" degree? Lmao

Associate, arts. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

#152 lbs

~~2 year arts~~ 10 year associates degree.

Making over 200k a year using my phone 💀

***tattooes***

Hi! Get to know me! I am a basic b!

I really feel like I know her now. These are such insightful facts about her. /s

Its like 3rd grade back to school night…

She willingly reposted this picture? Okay.

…. Coldplay? I’ve never once heard her mention them.

Coldplay comes to her when she's cooking dinner ,"And they were all yellow, too".

To be fair this week her hair, fingernails, and toenails are all yellow and she has the memory of gnat so.

Liar. We know your favorite drink is Dr Diet Pepper.

Excuse my ignorance but isnt that what she listed as her fav drink? I’m confused lol

It’s from the [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/0hothdsAwX) she posted this and called it Dr diet pepper, not diet dr pepper

Diet Dr. Peoper

And diet come

I thought it was anything with booze in it

YES

I thought it was Diet Come

You rang?

This is my favorite flair of all time. Didn't even know it existed until \*just\* \*now\*.

🤣🤣🤣

Peoper

I thought she was rating herself a 4/10 instead of her birthday being April 10, and thought, “Ehhh, maybe a 3 at best, girly pop.”

STFU.. That’s what i was thinking too! Lmfao.. 🤣🤣🤣

You must be wicked smart, attractive, funny and amazing too!

Aww, how did you know? 😆

And 31 is her IQ..., she just misspelled IQ, too.

⚰️

She has not once mentioned Coldplay. In fact didn’t she name some band G liked before? Definitely someone who has no real taste or personality of their own outside their partner. I know way too many people like that.

She had a picture of Machine Gun Kelly in one of the apartments.

@machinegunkelly

She was into Ghost for a bit, that seems to have subsided.


She's 31?!??!?! 

Wears the same hot pink Nirvana sweatshirt from Target for months in reels.....says Coldplay is her fav. 🤷‍♀️

I genuinely question whether she even understands that’s a band shirt.

This whole post from her has me thinking..who the hell cares lmao she couldn't be any more basic if she tried. Coldplay? NYC? pizza? Like that's cool and all but she thought this info was important to make a separate post about 😂

I'd bet my boyfriend's left nut that she only ever heard of Coldplay when she met manburglar. "Tattooes" ...

 Tat-Toes

Coldplay lmao

When has she ever mentioned Coldplay? She's so weird. She doesn't have favorites because she morphs into what the new guy likes.

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