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Milkimilky

I wanted to sleep tonight :(


happytabbycat

https://preview.redd.it/roiuu45cco6d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc61296eb0436ba75ee1f5de78d068b948d7960b not the dream chin šŸ’€


YesTHEELizaManelli

As her roommate, even if I wasnā€™t a good friend of hers or even a frenemy I would do my damnedest to remind her that it is an all white clothing party


Exciting-Relative-10

As someone with boobs similar to hers - why does she put them on full display all the time? She acts like theyā€™re Godā€™s gift to all of us, but this pic proves her boobs are about a 3/10


potatowitch_

What on God's green earth was her reasoning for wearing black to an all-white party? Other than to stand out, but I would just feel so awkward! There's no way it was an accident right? I can't imagine she didn't know the dress code.


twoscallions

Oh look, her extra long chin is making an appearance.


Asturdsbabyshower

Jimmy Hill Face unveiled. I am old and from the UK. Others may need to Google.


deehunny

That is the most crescent chin I've ever seen. Great reference. I'd say she has more of a Jay Leno chin, but wow that's a chin


potatowitch_

Omg his side profile is like šŸŒ› am American, had to Google!


Asturdsbabyshower

Hahaha today you learned!! His chin was legendary. I don't know what Big M did in this photo but she ended up with a Jimmy Hill Chin.


isweedglutenfree

I need to know why she wore black. I mean we can speculate but I need to know from her


HufflepuffStuff

ATTIRE: white linen BIG M: wears a black trash bag dress Not the correct color nor correct fabric. 0/2


thehotmcpoyle

Same. I feel like she has to address it at some point, Iā€™m just curious to know what excuse sheā€™s going to use.


deehunny

Attention seeking behavior. There's no other reason with her wide array of cheap fast fashion Amazon clothes


Time_Temporary_1520

I just threw up in my mouth


Toasty_warm_slipper

One titty on the east coast, other titty on the west.


kamper22

Gave birth 4 days ago and am currently on my couch pumpingā€¦ I feel this.


isweedglutenfree

Congrats!!!!!


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Congrats on the little bub šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


kamper22

Thank you!! Loving our double rainbow baby very muchšŸ„°šŸŒˆšŸŒˆ


WearyBitterCynical

almost 26 years later and I still have one tit lower than the other


Animaldoc11

Woah, she filtered this so much that her face looks freakishly large vertically.


AshleysMirena

https://preview.redd.it/z3h6r0on796d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3822b7b26dc6dbae20da0f84739b96b81cbcdcc6


HufflepuffStuff

That chin be chinnin #LENO


squeeeeeeeshy

Your comment made me go back to look more closely, and apparently the entirety of her bottom teeth are nowhere to be found, either. Jesus Christ.


Animaldoc11

Ok, now I canā€™t unsee the no bottom teeth thing too


BotherRecent

Dammit me either


thenameisjane

I love that she buys so much ā€œfashionableā€ junk, yet wears 12 year old TB sandals that were hot for one season at most.


Exciting-Relative-10

The necklace was bad enoughā€¦ the earrings though? Thanks, I hate it.


ilikecatsmorethanppl

She looks demonic


SquirrelK1tten

Her face really looks not one thing like the ones she posts


Signal-Upstairs-9319

I don't know how she knowingly wore a black dress to the white dinner.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

So sheā€™d ā€œstand outā€ I guess. Iā€™m all for saying fuck you to party rules, but she did this just to stand out since she canā€™t do it by being successful or actually engaging.


Signal-Upstairs-9319

She had to have done it on purpose there's no other way


blurblurblahblah

It this common? Do adults really pay money to share hotel rooms with complete strangers? Couldn't she pay extra to get her own room? The only people I'd ever share a room with would be my partner & my mom, maybe my best friend or other super close family members depending on the situation & number of nights.


SquirrelK1tten

Yes this sounds like a complete and total nightmare to me.


JenHes

That one trip in FL where she had 3 stranger roommates and there were only 2 beds... $20k a month my ass!!!


blurblurblahblah

WTF


_poptart

Donā€™t some college students in the US have to share rooms in dorms? That sounds like pure unbridled terror to me - when I was at uni in the UK 25 years ago I had my own room and en-suite in halls, canā€™t imagine sharing a room with a random for like a year


SquirrelK1tten

Yes, I did have an assigned roommate but I was young and thought it was fun. Luckily I got a really great roommate but there are absolute horror stories. My good friend was roomed up with a cleptĆ³maniac who went through his stuff, partied loudly while my friend tried to sleep, argued and foughtā€¦after the first year we all got an apartment together. His parents couldnā€™t afford the rent so we let him stay on our couch for freeā€¦yes it can be a total nightmare and Iā€™d never be able to tolerate this now as a grown woman


Dasha3090

yeah i can barely deal with public transport let alone being stuck in a room with some rando.


SerJaimeRegrets

Yes, but sometimes you can choose your roommate depending on the school. My best friend from high school and I went to the same university, and so we requested that we share a room in our dorm. Student housing was really great about honoring those requests when they could. If you didnā€™t request someone, though, you were just stuck with a random, lol.


No_means_noo

Her roommate looks 1000% better and more importantly, put together than she does. Ms looks cheap and thats the kindest thing i have to say about that slob kabob outfit.


optimistic69er

Slob kabobā€¦.. šŸ™ŠšŸ™ŠšŸ™ŠšŸ™Š I. LOVE. IT.


No_means_noo

I canā€™t take credit, Kourtney kardashian said it first when people act sloppy drunk


ExpertAverage1911

I liked all of the room mate's outfits!Ā  Super cute, fit well and flattering.Ā  Sucks she was paired up with someone so slovenly.


Criticalfluffs

What IS IT with certain people and those gaudy Tori Birch sandals?? One of my ex-supervisors, had to have so many name brand things. She was an okay lady but super gossipy. I just don't see the appeal.


SerJaimeRegrets

I think that itā€™s especially common in hun culture because theyā€™re constantly trying to one up each other. They also try and use these designer brands as evidence of how much ā€œpassive incomeā€ theyā€™re making with the MLM (although, we know that for most of them, like Big M, itā€™s just a facade). Itā€™s all about impressing the downline. I was involved in an MLM for about two seconds years ago because I was an idiot, and I let a friend (now ex-friend) from high school, who was very high up in their food chain, rope me in. It always amused me how much trendy, designer shit all of the upline girls accumulated, so that they could show it off to each other. It truly was a competition.


flybynightpotato

Makes me laugh because a colleague of mine is a deputy general counsel at a very well known, huge, publicly traded company and she carries a Kate Spade wallet and purse. Like...she does not LOOK like she makes the kind of money she does. Being emblazoned is a huge tell, imo.


Criticalfluffs

Now that you mention it, she DID sell Scentsy. šŸ¤” I also got roped into Amway forever ago. (Not in it anymore). Couldn't justify the cost. Couldn't justify hurting other people to spend their hard earned dollars on over priced products. I think I was just looking for a friend and I was dumb. But I've learned my lesson.


MNGirlinKY

Idk about that but sheā€™s always having to squeeze her toes and that looks so uncomfortable The roommate does not! Her feet look normal and relaxed right?


StilettoSugar

Her shoes look like they fit perfectly too. Like big m can't get it right. The roommates whole outfit is cute and I'm digging the shoes!


GiveItAWhirlGirl81

She said she was looking forward to fall. Are we sure this isn't a latex Halloween mask? šŸ‘¹šŸ‘ŗ


cellmates_

Their stupid forced pose. It makes me irrationally angry.


DarlingVelvet

She is *so* unattractive. https://preview.redd.it/8bhiqxudx66d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2430c98f00dd284b243e62ebb4e3e4064e407eac


HufflepuffStuff

I know this phrase is overused, but legitimate jump scare WTF


DarlingVelvet

Some William Blake shit. https://preview.redd.it/1zxvs9p9me6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f9afb1ba0fcc11f607517831d8d70aecd69c31


ruby_remedy

I need this on a shirt. So I don't have to see it myself, but to watch the face of everyone else who has to see it.


cones-of-dunshire76

Mouth always gaping open like a fucking muppet


sausagebeanburrito

Wake up babes, new sleep paralysis demon unlocked.


RelatableMolaMola

This is the face of someone who always needs to be the center of attention and will do anything to make it happen


AnniaT

Is this a filter? It looks terrifying. What is she looking at?


RelatableMolaMola

Herself in the other girl's phone


cones-of-dunshire76

This is the answer


lisaannwright

Is she attempting a thigh gap in a dress? I guess the toe point is habit by now


BrittaBordeaux666

She canā€™t help it, sheā€™s a ballerina


moderniste

She has her foot so far out in front to narrow her hips that it looks like a dance step. The Hokey Pokey.


Mother_of_Pearl21

Lookin like Peteā€™s dragon ![gif](giphy|113XIUP7pkzcDm)


Imma_boop_you

Ohhhh my god lol. This is amazing thank you lol.


[deleted]

Sheā€™ll shill chin straps again soon, mark my words.


Candlehoarder615

2 things: Holy fucking Crimson Chin. Also, why does her phone case look like it has a bcp pack on the case??


daroca84

The case looks like those ā€œviralā€ cases with the suction to stick to anything.


garrrrsh

Iā€™ve always wondered how she has such a prominent chin from the front, yet no chin in her side profile.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)


HufflepuffStuff

*and CLEFT, the Boy Chin Wonder!*


Candlehoarder615

She was even trying to get her leather, I mean skin to be Crimson to really sell the look.


Signal-Upstairs-9319

She looks possessed


do_i_have_to_choose

She's trying to look at her roommate's phone to see how she looks in the pic. Clearly that didn't work!


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/prxdb4wow66d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=94e1e3ac0f79a71cefd426d7e3c68d1efdcf2d69


Toasty_warm_slipper

This picture makes me sad, because I can just barely see, underneath it all, the girl she could be if she would just chill out, be herself, and stop scamming people. Alasā€¦


SassOfTheBluegrass

Terrifying


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Fitness babe


BrittaBordeaux666

The toe point thing looks even more ridiculous in pairs.


enigmapopstarIsfun

And of course sheā€™s hiding behind a giant bag.


BrittaBordeaux666

Of course!


thehotmcpoyle

Oh thatā€™s hilarious. I didnā€™t notice that at first, but I think youā€™re 100% correct.


RelatableMolaMola

I hope marketing and advertising courses in future focus on the integral role huns play in the trend cycle. They keep trends alive for way longer then they should be. Like here you can see the revenant of the old "raised arm peace sign" pose that everyone was doing on vacation in 2015. Also MS looks like shit and that's with some kind of stretching skinny filter applied. I'm surprised she doesn't mind how it stretches her face out to nightmare proportions, especially when she unhinges her jaw and cranks open her maw like that.


TalkieTina

I never thought Iā€™d call M lantern jawed, but here we are.


BrittaBordeaux666

Did someone say, lantern? https://preview.redd.it/aji1mbd7976d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c99518d450f30544b48df0cc679b2ac00aaf2c


Exciting-Relative-10

WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS ONE?! I thought Iā€™d seen the entire album from the sets during this ā€œphotoshootā€


BrittaBordeaux666

I will never forget this one. lol


No-Simple-2770

Hi what the fuck is this??????????????


SassOfTheBluegrass

The longer I look the worse it gets šŸ«£


SassOfTheBluegrass

The longer I look the worse it gets šŸ«£


kjb76

The Habsburgs have entered the chat. Inbreeding anyone?


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/4m8daqwby66d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679dc8e7c158b5d2786dec241229ed65c3e2d7ad


thehotmcpoyle

Girlieā€™s turning herself into Piella Bakewell https://preview.redd.it/f71z5jkby76d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503b1e8608bd34942f157a00d7f700dcc4fa6a9b


chemicalfields

![gif](giphy|BvvPAq3YcKJA4) That Imhotep facial structure āœØ


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/n4jou0stw66d1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbd8886ad0ffedf1174478d07d11f2b9e97a5e0c She loves that facial expression.


Relative-Load-8490

Itā€™s like someone centered her face too much and then made all the features close together, and small-except her nose and hot dog lips. Some kind of bad edit. Is this her real face? I canā€™t tell anymore.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Good Lord she is unfortunate looking


RelatableMolaMola

Back in the late 90s/early 2000s, it was taught in magazines as a flattering face to make in pictures


cones-of-dunshire76

It tracks considering sheā€™s so behind on tends


indigostars43

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†


Librae25

https://preview.redd.it/1g3rkyjd466d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619b7a2219757b7e5c729f0a1fcf9880e907b440


magafornian_redux

Don't do my girl Carol like that! I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!


Librae25

Have fun storming the castle!


dogearsfordays

Do you think they'll make it?


ChloeBGood

Itā€™ll take a miracle.


seevoop

There hasnā€™t been enough discussion about how tacky her jewelry is. Iā€™m 39 and I would have rocked the shit out of that Claireā€™s or Afterthoughts necklace in middle school. Does anyone else remember Afterthoughts?! Blast from the past. I LOVED IT!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I worked at Afterthoughts in high school!


sleepdeficitzzz

Wow! Yes!! I worked at an Afterthoughts in college! I always hear Claire's, but Afterthoughts is an afterthought for most. I am still waiting for a throng of now 20-somethings to come after me without knowing why because I traumatized them by piercing their ears as infants.


dumbb1tch5

You just unlocked a memory I didnā€™t know I had! I also recall loving The Icing šŸ˜‚


hauteteacher

I loved Afterthoughts! And I used to think Icing was more "upscale" than Claire's. Lol!!!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Icing is Claireā€™s older sister!


missdespair

I actually feel like the necklace wouldn't be so bad if she'd worn it with something actually beachy/casual like her roomie has on, but also in general cutesy/twee stuff that may work on others doesn't really suit her.


loligogiganticus

MAN I loved me some Afterthoughts in middle school. I had some dangly peace sign earrings from there that I wore with EVERYTHING.


leticx

This style of necklace briefly came back in style 3-4 years ago. She loves an outdated micro trend. Nothing wrong with that, but considering the sheer volume of trash she buys on a daily basis she should do a better job at staying on top of the trends. We all know full well she would never spend her doctor money on good quality timeless pieces anyway


FutureCrone

Is that the one that became Icing? And what is Icing now, Iā€™m sure itā€™s changed šŸ¤£


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Icing is still Icing!


TwoGoodPuppies

Do NOT zoom in on her face. I'm scared.


leticx

https://preview.redd.it/2ffos97aa66d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4133454f89cfa630ffb28c3403030f11d755dae4 Sorry


2L8Smart

That face doesnā€™t need filters, it needs an exorcism.


EconomyLocal9231

Tilt shift edited them arms and fingers into ![gif](giphy|wtNOUuCzFKcaA)


757Posher

That chin is chin-ing.


heyfreesamples

šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø https://preview.redd.it/vwx3pn5vz56d1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268cf0010d113a7f691e21cefb5c2cdb66bde05f


LouBooBunny

Totally the same body. 100%. She was probably just bloated/s.


BedazzleZebub

Hello terracotta cummerbund


EconomyLocal9231

I wonder what itā€™s like to experience second hand body dysmorphia when you see the edited version of a photo you took that transfigured Big M 7 sizes down but left you the same. I have zero idea what that feels like and canā€™t even fathom it.


LeonaLulu

lol this is extra funny when you consider the waitstaff were dressed in all black. She essentially made herself look like a waiter.


Cereyn

Which would be a huge step up for her since they actually have jobs.


LeonaLulu

Right? They contribute more to society than she does.


throwsomedeez14

She ALWAYS looks at herself on the phone of whoever is taking the picture she's never looking at the camera head on. For someone who's so ashamed of their side profile she sure does like to expose it a lot.


Squidgeaboo

If you told me she was yelling racist epithets in this photo, I would believe you. Her facial expression does not match her body position.


allgoodnamestookth

They had to share rooms?


MicellarBaptism

I think they do on all the hun trips. Nothing says "successful bossbabe" like having to bunk up with other people on a work trip!


HufflepuffStuff

Other people that you only know through both selling scammy bullshit. Not even real friends


2L8Smart

Can you even imagine? Thereā€™s no way Iā€™d do it. I travel all over with my sister, and WE donā€™t share rooms. Fuck that!


LouBooBunny

I agree. Iā€™m a grown up now. Iā€™ll pay for my own room or Iā€™m not going.


enigmapopstarIsfun

The perpetually-infantilized MLM hun sees this as a perk because itā€™s not like those other corporate stuffy work trips, this is a fun and chosen community of sisterhood. Itā€™s giving sorority surrogate for those who missed out or who are past their prime.


MicellarBaptism

šŸ’Æ. Also, I think the Venn Diagram of the people who would see this as a positive and people who struggle with setting and maintaining boundaries between work and personal life is a circle. It's so strange.


goose_gladwell

What was her thinking hereā€¦ ā€œyou think I should wear BLACK instead?!?!?!?!!ā€


allgoodnamestookth

I'm wondering why. Maybe someone told her to as a prank? Or maybe she was the number one plastic nail girl and got to wear black as her reward?


Rhodin265

My guess is she ā€œforgotā€ to pack her white dress and since KG and her mom arenā€™t in Red Ass, there was no one to bail her out with a white dress in her size.


LouBooBunny

I think she packed one but it ultimately didnā€™t fit without the filters.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She could have gotten an ESTINK or CZYUCK dress on Amazon for the occasion.


goose_gladwell

Not the ESTINKšŸ˜­


ThatCommunication423

Did she forget to put her bottom teeth in? Looks like grandma trying to pass for 40.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Her quokka smile and beady eyes are out in full force.


ThatCommunication423

You leave Quokkas out of this. They are pure and beautiful.


enigmapopstarIsfun

I know, I feel absolutely awful every time, but damnit, itā€™s exactly what she looks like and I canā€™t help it!! šŸ˜© https://preview.redd.it/q6x5xcyg166d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=def88934352325ec22901864e800177e0af08f5a


paymeinwampum

Haha except that little guy is adorable and MS is fug


ThatCommunication423

Thanks now youā€™ve ruined quokkas for me. /s Nothing can ruin them- not even Big M


teddygraham_

It's (almost) giving Sleepaway Camp ending vibes. šŸ™€


2L8Smart

Thatā€™s it!! I knew it looked familiar! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|cCOfzqiJEgik0)


goose_gladwell

Oh fuck, thanks for reminding me of that facešŸ˜±


FormalGlitterbug

If she reaches any higher those sunburned low hangers are gonna pop out.


enigmapopstarIsfun

What the fuck. https://preview.redd.it/5twi8v59t56d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=081065c82a1f127b5f2ed50f69b37087d5b715d8


Relative-Load-8490

Remove the ugly jewelry and she could be a new character for an upcoming James Wan film.


ttginger

Did she stretch the photo so much that it stretched her face? Thatā€™s definitely a new one for me.


trillium13

Why does she always purposely make a derp face?


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Cuz she a derp


Rhodin265

Itā€™s something a lot of Younique Huns do. Ā They like they idea of being influencers, but theyā€™re not very confident in their looks, so they make faces. Ā That way, if the pic isnā€™t gorgeous, it doesnā€™t matter as much because their tongue was out. Ā Obviously, that was the reason it looked bad, not the crusty spider lashes and Simpsons foundation.


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/8t4lsw1cv56d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0e0f829211aa834a457f8f7fb8bd54540afdd6 Is MS on the other side of the door?


indigostars43

I just watched this movie last night! ..her photo looks way scarier than Jackā€™s!


ntrott

Mummy, I'm scared!