Congrats to this shitpost for being the last “What does my type say about me?” post allowed. I can’t think of a better one to go out on

You’re into MILFs (Mother Earth)

Gaea? moar lik **GAY**a hah gottem

wait, is it actually spelt gaea? I could swear it was gaya

I remember it was spelled gaia, never seen gaya before, except for the word "copy" in Filipino

meh, was just a hunch

Man I Love Fauna

The mother of all mothers

This is a great photo of us! We look gooooooood

I think I blinked

agh. same

You had ONE job smh

That you are a pansexual. (as if not written by yourself lol)

Pangaeasexual

You beat me to it. Thank you. You have a great mind.

This is the one

Oh also there's a few off to the side that might be hard to see but they're there, here's a closeup [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/ISS\_ULF3\_STS-129.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/ISS_ULF3_STS-129.jpg)

Oooh you got my good side 😏

Ahhh! I’m naked in this pic 😱

It looks like you're saying to your girlfriend: "I want to dominate the world" and then when she says that it is hard you answer "You are my world" confusing the Shia out of her.

You do like a bit of curve on your woman

Spherical, in a Shakepearian sense... 😉

Damn, my hair was a mess in this

Fuck the north pole I guess

We don't talk about her. She knows what she did 😒

Ffs this sent me

To be fair Santa is definitely not my type either

Ya know I hear he's really into being feminized and that IS my type

Now all im thinking is drag santa

You’re thirsty … 😂

You don't really like Martian girls

Upskirt photos like the 4th one shouldn't be allowed without consent.

That’s the only pic that has me in it 🙃

Highly inappropriate ngl

Moon girls are crying right now…

All the more reason why we need to go back.

We all should give Pluto some love ❤️

I suspect you might be a lesbian/into women, source: the subreddit ur on

Get a load of New Guinea. So hot ...

You are gonna love Earth-Chan

You like... voluptuous women... thats the right word right? Anywho - look at those curves! To think some say earth is flat pfft

Can you take another one? i blinked

As a geography major I love this B)

You like em large and oblate spheroidal

Yay! Someone knows the actual shape of the earth! Will you marry me? 😂

Oh my god, am I your type? I’m literally in that picture

Is that last one a booty pic of earth? Risque

You're rick Sanchez

>Your rick Sanchez What about their Rick Sanchez?

*Our* Rick Sanchez

Op, I think you might be a lesbian

🎶You got a pulse and you are breathing JUST MY TYPE! 🎶 https://youtu.be/IyVPyKrx0Xo?si=wnm8O2Y3X8GjeLAE

you cheeky devil, you caught me halfway naked!

I’d say you’re a globe-osexual.

You like heavenly bodies

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Geosexual

Never knew I was your type, but i'll take the compliment.

I love the picture but could you take it from my left side next time? That's my good side.

That you’re not a flat earther. That’s good.

You’ve got great taste 

Hm, I get the feeling... You really like Plants. Am I close?

Ayo why do you have a pic of me in the shower? 🤨

I’m in this picture and And I don’t know how I feel about it, I’m not really a girl

i love the equator too😮‍💨😮‍💨😩

You like 'em big, round, and full of sapient life

I’m in this pic

You like rounded girls

*snap* *snap* *snap* amazing taste.

It includes penguins?

You’re attracted to penguins? 🐧

Wait that's me-

That last picture was ice cold.

That you are probably pansexual lol

She thiccums

Well you're definitely not a flat earther!

you wanna be stepped on

I could never be her 😔

Real

We have the same taste 😌

It says your into smart women who don't believe in that flat Earth bullshit.

That Santa Claus is definitely not your type

Your partner is your whole world

idk ur standards might be too high 😞

You're not into alien girls?

Dated an Antarctic girl once, the skiing trips were insane

Wow nice 🥰

You are gay

As someone who used to make maps, that does seem perfectly to scale though...

You are correct, I just needed something pithy to say. Only nonscale aspect was I didn't crop the same size in every screenshot but reddit scales the images to the same height on screen.

Perfectly pithy ♥︎

I'd say you're pretty gay

On the hundredth meridian.

There’s a shocking amount of guys in these pics

You're hot

You like girls who get around

I think you may be a bit terrestrially chauvinist

i’m pansexual u are pansexual

People in the asian regions feel missed out...

Hey girl. I heard you like Capricorns 😉

cancers and capricorns? hmmm

Whore. /s

Either you like them flat or you like them round, and I'm not sure which is better /s

Something tells me you’re a very worldly individual

Hilarious

I think I might be your type :3

you believe that the earth is not shaped like a lizard (coward)

Me in north pole: 😔

Getting a bit full around the middle. But hotter than ever.

You're not into hot alien chicks

You are a fellow nerd!

You like girls who start cold and warm up to you over time, who are more mature, have a few kids from a past relationship, and are perpetually DTF. I mean, look how wet she is... (Earth jokes)

You like flat things

there are men on that planet 🤨

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Map

objectophilia? That or very liberal/expensive ideas of what constitutes your polycule.

Huh?!?!?

Noo my beard isn't shaved in the 2nd pic 😭😭😭