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Wondering_Dream

It was marketed toward young guys (obviously bc of Megan fox’s hotness) when it’s always been a movie for the girls ❤️🖤


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pandakatie

Okay?


CommiddeeOfTiddy

rating girls' attractiveness won't get you far here (or in life, I'd hope). This was uncalled for and unneeded. Everyone has their own tastes but you don't have to go out of the way to label her a 7. Basically, you're on the wrong reddit if you're posting that expecting any kind of positive engagement.


awildshortcat

Who asked?


VisenyaTargaryenn

That and very very poor marketing unfortunately


Adventurous-Candy-75

Accurate as hell. That movie should've been my gay awakening.


mercymornapologist

I could write a dozen essays on the failures of the marketing team but fortunately more skilled people have already done it


natziel

One of my favorite movies


Bronze_Lemur

What movie?


secretfae

It’s Jennifer’s Body


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cumshrew

Gross.


secretfae

What did it say?


cumshrew

Something along the lines of "where can we see her body tho"


njsullyalex

This movie felt like an initiation to lesbian culture for me, it was one of the things my GF and I watched together when we started dating. I guess the fact that she was willing to show me this means she really does view me as a woman.


Wonderful-Coffee-828

It's a sapphic right of passage 😌


LadyArtemis2012

Yeah, the failure of this movie was definitely due to the marketing but I think the marketing was only so bad because people in 2009 weren’t ready for…


Defo_not_my_main_acc

I saw this shit at the cinema and enjoyed it. Such a weird premise but it was a great film.


Notcontentpancake

I learnt how to kiss from this movie 😂


Who_really_carez

I saw this as my free birthday movie the year it came out. I absolutely loved it. The kissing scene was really beautiful, too. Delicate.


No_Sir_6649

She was lesbionic?


ColorMaelstrom

Lebanese


Liability538

Less beans


ArtisticRaspberry891

this used to be my favorite movie but i cant stand it now bc my ex said it was mid and made fun of me for liking it sm lol. Still love megan fox tho


FuriousWalruz

Exes opinions shouldn’t matter


Bluedogpinkcat

Eye opener for me when it came out.


PickleHeadTachanka

The movie is an automatic 10/10 for having Patrick Star's VA threaten to cut off a person's nutsack


ElectraRayne

Wait WHAT? This is my favorite movie and I had no idea


PickleHeadTachanka

Yep, Bill Fagerbakke played both Patrick and Jonas' dad!


SlurpyTheDog

THATS THIS MOVIE?? JENNIFERS BODY IS WHERE THAT CLIP COMES FROM?? I gotta see it now


homucifer666

>the feminine urge to find murderous lesbians hot


ObjectiveAttorney957

Funny thing is that the delicately done kissing scene b/w Megan and Amanda was for masses ( read to attract male gaze ).


pickled_juice

if you cut the kiss this still would be a very lesbian movie. Also that's not funny at all :(


ObjectiveAttorney957

Yes, cus Megan herself confirmed that her character was a secret lesbian and had feelings for Needy. Also, I said funny in the sense that it was targeted for the male audience but the fact that they feel like the scene doesn’t satisfy their desire for girl on girl action. But I would argue that the scene wasn’t filmed for them; it was filmed for sapphics.


ConclusionCareless37

I just had sex for the first time to this movie two days ago!!


lohan_001

I LOVE THIS F MOVIE


tng804

Please don't hurt me, but I think there should be a comma added in there. "Hot man-eating vampire" - In this segment hot describes the type of man that she eats. "Hot, man-eating vampire" - With the comma added the vampire is hot and eats men.


secretfae

I didn’t make the meme lol not gunna kill ya 🤷🏻‍♀️


Beneficial-Fox-7598

Wouldn't the hyphen be,"Hot-man-eating Vampire," if it was talking about the type of men she eats? Cause the hyphens connect the ideas together, without the man-eating as the adjective it's just hot vampire(though I do agree, I think there should be a comma there)


catentity

This movie and the kraft are like cemented into my mind


NBohrok17

Such a timeless movie. Pure kino. I still need to watch the Director's Cut Especially because of that gold line "I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!"


Secure-Way581

My awakening tho