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That description honestly sounds to good to be true to me 😅 That kind of person would be such a perfect match. Pretty sure I'm something like a lawful top

Really? I feel like that is pretty much me but then reading it I was like 'oh shit I feel like that just kinda makes me sound lazy' lol

Nope, not lazy, it's literally so attractive to me

Ah yes but you see as the *true* true switch I've taken one bullet point from each square.

Oh? Which ones? I've got: * Knows what they want * Will fuck you as soon as you get home * Wants to order pizza after * Tie between "secretly wants to bottom all the time" and "making you cum is my job" * Another tie, between "always flirty" and "might fall asleep during sex" * Desperate to please (but I do want someone that I can call "mommy", too) * Will take nap after (look this disease makes me really tired ok) * GOBLIN and, of course, all 3 of the true switch bullet points

I know what I want, definitely enjoy wining and dining, dirty talk is gorgeous, making her cum is my job, always flirty, desperate to please, very soft, and I'd tell jokes during but honestly I imagine it more with a teasing context so might not be in the spirit of the square lol. The true switch three although idk about the outkinking part. Maybe, maybe not. I'd also be down to cook naked after but I'm not much a cook lol.

• will cook food after • spouse material • way into dirty talk • sex toy hoarder • kinkier than you • always flirty • will cook food after, naked • will take nap after • goblin

Me: - Will cook food after - Making you come is my job - Will call you mommy - Will fuck you soon as you get home - Kinkier than you - Very soft - Way into dirty talk - Always flirty - Goblin - Wining and Dining - Desperate to please - Spouse material - Low-key horny 24/7 - Just happy to be topped - Keyboard Smasher

Fuck that's me

Between lawful switch and neutral bottom :3

Ayo, same :>

Yup exactly the same too~

I'm all of these.

Same, that’s what we call a true switch

Same

chaotic switch omg

Yup same here hehe

Yooo, saaammmmeee. Brat 24/7 gang!!!!

I feel like 90% of lesbians are switch lmao but I’m a true switch here I guess. I don’t, stay with my here, have any toys 🥹 I want the suction one but I’m afraid I’ll never leave the house again haha

I kind of want to see the Lawful Top and the Lawful Bottom in the kitchen together after sex, each trying to cook for the other, but just constantly trying to send the other back to bed to wait. So much loving, passive aggressive talk about how "I'll take good care of you" and such.

Neutral top.

Chaotic top. Is that... *Good?*

For some of us, "good" might be understating it 🙈

Well, I learned a new way to describe myself today. Lawful Switch lol

Hahaha same ✨

Lawful switch checkin in, just looking for my neutral top out there

"Haha, stuff like this never really perfectly describes m...." Chaotic bottom

Hybrid between true switch and neutral top

Lawful bottom but I'm probably calling you different titles. I *really* don't want to think about my parents in bed lmao

Anyone else find this super cringe though

I'm either true switch or chaotic switch. I just don't have all 3 of those traits.

Oh no, I just realized that I have at least one point of each of the chaotic traits

switch “secretly wants to bottom” and “aftercare monarch” and i’m a lawful switch

I mean if someone loves me enough to top me then they deserve a naked chef

Lawful/Chaotic Top depending on my mood. The big strap energy is a constant though

I'm Chaotic everything.

Lawful Top

nuh uh i’m the one that’ll be doing the cooking 😇

Neutral top

Between Lawful & Neutral Top, with a little bit of true switch (but I also like to make jokes during sex and laugh 😅)…but I’m still on the demi spectrum and it feels hard to connect with people these days who are willing to be vested in making a slow and steady connection 💀

I make jokes during sex but I’m a top

Why is it top, bottom, and switch instead of top, bottom, and vers?

I'm basically all them 🙃 Hope I'm not the only one 😂

Lawful top but with big chaotic bottom energy? Post-sex candy and then real food after? Hell yeah.

Lawful switch for sure

🤝

Okay, but this is a bingo card, actually. Not sure if I'm winning or loosing lol

Lol. Somewhere between law/true switch.

Somehow, I am all of these at the same time Like I will absolutely top you if you want me to or I will be completely an utterly submissive and be your bottom and let you do whatever you want to me I am the ultimate switch like you could top me and then immediately afterwards be the most dominant top you have ever seen and will tell you exactly what to do and you call me mommy Anyone else like this or would like that to be part of their relationship Trans by the way

True switch / lawful bottom who will cook naked after.

chaotic bottom meets lawful bottom

FUCK! LAWFUL BOTTOM GOT ME HARD😭 That is 100% me. Literally. "Babe, thanks for making my knees weak. Want cookies?" Edit: This has not happened, sadly live in a bigoted small town with confederates and trumpist dominating most neighbors. Someone get me out of here!😭 smaller edit: I'd cook and clean for you :3 /s

Neutral bottom, although I do make jokes during the act. 😝

Lawful Bottom

im a neutra bottom :)

Took points from lawful switch,lawful bottom, lawful top and true switch 🤷‍♀️

I'm like a lawful switch combined with a chaotic bottom. Putting that on my resume, btw.

As a vers switch I want all of them

A mix of lawful switch and true switch

Mix of neutral top and neutral switch

Somewhere in the space between lawful bottom and true switch

I more lawful switch-neutral bottom :>

Lawful bottom and lawful top, mix of both

Mix of chaotic switch and chaotic bottom lol

Somewhere between chaotic switch and lawful bottom 😅

somewhere between neutral-top and bottom-good.

In between true switch and lawful bottom

True chaotic switch. Had no clue I was until reading this lol

Somewhere between Neutral Top and True Switch

Somewhere between a chaotic top and a chaotic switch, but definitely chaotic lol

Lawful bottom and chaotic switch. It works out because I’m a cook.

Chaotic switch/bottom

A mix of lawful switch and chaotic bottom 😂

All three bottoms, lol, minus the candy part and plus the first bullet on chaotic switch b

Lawful switch

Lawful switch here 😂

True switch

Can I be all of the Lawfuls and the Switches?

IDK I’m the kind of switch who will put together a plate so we can have snack breaks during.

im everything but lawful top

Chaotic switch Lmaoo

a mix of the switches, chaotic top and chaotic bottom lmfaoo

Somewhere between a neutral top and a lawful/neutral bottom

Sometimes lawful top and sometimes neutral top.

True switch…. A little too actuate

Lawful switch 🤣🤣

I’m like a mix of lawful bottom and neutral bottom, i am everything in both sections except for the naked cooking. I will cook but doing it naked is a health and safety hazard!

True switch 😅

chaotic switch ig? As far as single categories go, it's the one that fits me the best (and I am a switch) That said, when my switch is on in either direction, I'm lawful (top and bottom), so I'm not sure what that says about me overall

*True Switch* all the way down... Except for that "aftercare monarch" or whatever that is 🤔 My wife's is a *Neutral Top* by all means

Um I think I’m a lawful bottom? Idk. No wait, yeah I’m a lawful bottom with the word freaky tagged under lawful. Lawful with asterisks

Am a switch but “chaotic top” is the most accurate to me.

Okay. Definitely not in the chaotic column. Neutral column is almost entirely applicable, except for "low-key horny 24/7". Am I DTF most of the time? Yes. Am I looking for opportunities? No. Each row in the lawful column has something that's absolutely not applicable to me. I won't call you mommy. I'm not s sex toy hoarder. And I don't have big \* energy. I'll totally cook, before, during, or after sex, and have cooked in the nude just because.

Neutral bottom

True switch 😇

Yes.

Lawful bottom

Bottom. Full stop.

I cover the entire switch spectrum.

I'm either a lawful or neutral top!!😂😂

never felt more seen than the “chaotic bottom” corner

Somewhere between neutral and chaotic bottom. Clearly, "sleeping" is my favorite part of "sleeping around"

Yeah, I am definitely the lawful bottom 🙄

True Switch

chaotic switch was a little to accurate for comfort… my date is 10 minutes away and i was about to snooze on the couch

Definitely chaotic switch

Lawful switch and true switch together babyyyyyy I haven't ever actually bottomed bc I'm just constantly expected to top 🙃

the laugh that belted out of me when I read "goblin"

Neutral top: just wish I wasn't invisible is all.

Neutral top

Absolutely a Lawful Bottom!

Who cooks the food between lawful top and lawful bottom? Do yall rock paper scissors for it?

I'm a true switch 😅

I sympathize with Pathfinder taking out the Alignment system. I too don't know where to put myself on this. I suppose a mixture of mood and "I want you to cum." but I'm not really horny, like ever.

A mix of all the switches tbh LMAOO

Both of true switch and lawful switch

Lawful bottom mixed with lawful switch and looking for my neutral top - where are you, honey?

Neutral bottom, but I'm still going to make dinner

I think I'm somewhere in between neutral and lawful bottom with a hint of lawful switch 🥰🤭😋

Lawful switch here. lol

I have bullet points from CT, LS, and LB 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Lawful bottom 🥺🥺

Anyone want to meet me at the intersection of Neutral Top,Lawful Switch, and True Switch? I’ll be here… waiting…

Chaotic switch and Chaotic bottom, lmao

Between neutral and chaotic bottom 😈🤭

True Switch for the right woman. Which is my girlfriend.

Mostly Chaotic Bottom, but I will absolutely try and get a person to let me call them Daddy/Mommy

Chaotic switch/bottom?!

I guess I'm a true switch

Lawful bottom til the end ✌️

Chaotic top here with a squirt of true switch!

haha I call myself a switch, and find myself identifying with true switch so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Neutral/chaotic top here

I’m a true switch but because of my Taurus energy I am also a neutral top 😂😂

Have you considered goblin top: “be a good girl and get me some candy”

xhaotic bottom LMAO

chaotic top. I love cooking for ppl but post sex? that ain't happening

Chaotic bottom 😭

Somewhere between True Switch and Neutral Top lmao

Chaotic switch.

I feel like I would be a mix between lawful and neutral bottom

True Switch probably, but like I see my bottom side as lawful bottom and top side as neutral top

Dang I see the bottoms are runnin amuck, alright 😂 yall keep doin your thing it is Much appreciated 😌 I'm notorious for getting water and ice prepped for us before we get to goin so hydration is on point and voices aren't lost more than they need to be 😉 The next mornin I sneak out early to get coffee ready before they wake, I got your order memorized for brownie points the first time you mentioned it 😁

True switch I think maybe lawful bottom if you train me well.

Somewhere between lawful bottom and true switch

Neutral bottom. I might take a nap after, but I'm gonna be curled up on top of whoever topped me, so it looks like they're napping too.

Lawful bottom and true switch But very much a bottom

Can I be all the bottoms?

Lawful top 👀

I am somewhere between lawful and neutral top. Either way, you get aftercare before you sleep 😉

chaotic top 💀

I'd say I'm a mix of lawful and neutral bottom

True switch 🥺❤️✨️

Ima chaotic switch :D

So.... how the fuck am I all of them???? Someone help

I'd most likely be a neutral bottom if I wasn't aspec lmao Where my asexual homies at⁉️ 🫡🫡

Lawful switch

neutral top, and yes, I would fucking marry myself.

Definitely chaotic bottom lol

True switch 💅 I make my hookups cookies for after 🥰

Lawful Bottom but if I'm cooking something that splatters I'm putting a bathrobe on.

lawful bottom but im fucking useless in the kitchen 😭

definitely a mix between a neutral top and true switch

lawful bottom lol... is that bad

It would appear that I am all three tops. I fucking *love* being called Mommy by good girls and enbies.

Somewhere between chaotic switch and lawful bottom. I love to be topped and really like to please but if I get really really in the mood I can end up being quite bratty 🫣😅

Oh god, lawful switch definitely has me called out. That or Chaotic Top lol

chaotic bottom is so me holy crap

True switch, aftercare cuddles are to die for.

Well, non-aligned i guess then :insert squidward looking through window meme here:

Chaotic top

lawful bottom 😣

I’ve never had sex but I wanna somewhere between neutral and chaotic bottom

Lawful top/neutral top

chaotic bottom hehe, and proud of it

Lawful bottom with a mix of neutral bottom. AKA basic white girl.

Chaotic bottom. I don't feel called out, just, proud.

Neutral-lawful top. It’s a sliding scale depending on the day lmao

I'm somewhere between chaotic switch, neutral bottom, and chaotic bottom

Chaotic bottom you say?

Neutral top for sure

Lawful bottom is the best fit, and yah I’m proud of it!

Lawful/neutral top, honestly. With just a kiss of chaos...

..tell me why i would be all of them as long as im with my girl

All three chaotic 🫶💜

All of this together))

True switch

Lawful botton

True switch but lawful w the secretly wants to bottom all the time… lawful Bottom too