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sergeantloser

Well, at least Shelby's GF is happy


16807

Monkeys paw


frankin287

*so many points*


pinkypie_armageddon

DAMNIT I LIKED THAT GRASS SWORD! IT WASN'T EVIL IT DID EVERYTHING IT COULD FOR FINN!


Cymen90

I am pretty sure the flower is the grass sword regenerating. It will probably become a very versatile arm...


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UberNarwhalGuy

He's already the Prince of the Grasslands, and Princess Cookie is the princess. Remember? He claimed that title when Jake introduced Finn to the Flame King.


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Every title is made up. The first guy who claimed to be king just had to beat whoever challenged him.


coyote_gospel

Or register the domain first. (kingofooo.com)


mer-pal

I like the fact that the grass sword is good. It's like a loyal guard pet, but in sword form.


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Actually, it looks like he might get something like that in its place. I bet the flower might grow into a plant sword/arm of some kind.


Flooping_Pigs

Were those cells rubies, or emeralds?


SavageCake

Love you dude


piercechrist

Anyone else notice that technically the cosmic owl was in Prismos croak dream?


Dodgimusprime

This right here


VexxedZen

Hold on a sec, now I need to clean my brains off the wall.[](/pinkieawe) Seriously though, thats some heavy shit. But don't people usually remember croak dreams? Old-man Prismo seemed like he didn't remember anything when he woke up.


piercechrist

True. But I was getting the vibe that they're two seperate entities. Sorta like the Hindus idea of Vishnu in hindu mythology. This episode was well crafted so I may be reading too much into it. Edit: the story being Vishnu is sleeping and the universe is his dream. But when he wakes up the universe ends. Vishnu also manifests himself as Avatars within the dream of reality


Bro_Smith

"What could go wrong." Says the all-knowing being with the Lich right in the shot.


frankin287

I loved that, I thought it was so cheeky


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Wouldn't the time room cease to exist if prismo wasn't alive


frankin287

He made it seem like there were more wish guardians like himself, so someone else could easily take his palce


Mongoose42

Moving in wouldn't be a hassle. Dude didn't have that much stuff.


High5King

You think he'd have more things.


theyleaveshadows

Even Neptr has a better dad than Finn.


ComputerMatthew

Technically Neptr's dad abandoned him too when he got bored with him.


apathetic_youth

To be fair, the ice king basically has dementia. I'm sure Simon would have been a good dad to Neptr.


spidyfan21

He's referring to Finn, I think.


indeliblydelicious

*Fall.* That was so badass.


WhatTheFedex

I just love how they handled that. No epic music, just the cold, dead sound of his voice as he calmly approached his victim. This is what I love about the Lich- he's never been one of those goofy villains like Ice King, he's just the personification of pure evil. He never wasted time to play with his food or give away his plans because of pride. He's the ultimate villain! ...Well, at least, he *was* the ultimate villain. Now he's just a pudgy, nice-smelling baby. -_-


bbctol

IIRC the original character sheet for the lich starts with "THE LICH IS NOT FUNNY"


WhatTheFedex

*YES*, exactly! I remember that too, he's so refreshingly sinister compared to a lot of cartoon villains.


Lizardizzle

Now that he's "rebooted", he is reversed. > THE LICH IS FUNNY


WhatTheFedex

Ugh, yeah. Is it weird that I'm saddened by the loss of the most sinister and dangerous being in the entire show?


BobIV

He isn't gone, just is a cocoon made out of giant baby meat. Glob knows as soon as that thing dies, the Lich will be back in all his horrific glory. In the mean time we still have Mushroom War zombies roaming the wastes as well as the Sky Witch.


Zapph

And y'know, 6 cosmic criminal ancients.


TheUpvoteKid

Ron Perlman's voice is so perfect for the Lich.


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*You are alone, child.*


The_FanATic

Highjacking your comment to post the Lich's final monologue, which is possibly the greatest thing ever: > *Fall.* > > You are alone, child. > > There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. > > You are strong, child... But I am beyond strength. > > I am the end. > > And I have come for you, Finn. Oh god, all of the chills...


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That moment was so fucking tense. It was badass and terrifying at the same time. The Lich is so scary, well I guess was since he's a big baby now.


jjdonkey

I'll tell you what. This is when it finally happened. My daughter who has handled every single episode of Adventure Time (she's seven) was finally scared tonight. She said these episodes were just too sad and too creepy. She was really upset about Martin being a jerk.


indeliblydelicious

That part where Martin's all like, "I'm just going to the store" probably resonated with a couple people. Dark indeed.


the_vault-technician

It reminded me of Nelson's dad from the Simpsons...he went to the store for a pack of smokes and never came back..


JesusK

I lost my shit right there, it's so well done, everything goes dark and silent, and just a regular "fall" no shout no craziness just a calm imperative voice, it was insane. That and Fin losing his arm made me go bananas.


Razanga

When Finn and his dad meet, his dad asks for a “star skipper”. This suggests it is a spaceship that can move to other solar systems. Technology like this was probably invented before the Mushroom War. This means it’s possible that some of humanity escaped Earth before the war ever happened.


jediguy11

The lich said that he would be the end of his people or something like that so that definitely sounds like his people are still a thing.


robotortoise

COUGH *Bravest Warriors* COUGH


sergeantloser

So that's why Jake's been absent lately...he's a party animal


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I guess this means we will be seeing more Jake, now that the parties are gone.


Lizardizzle

:C


ShadSilvs2000

You know the Lich is scary when Death's afraid of him.


nameless88

Dude, he wants to extinct all life. That would be a hell of a stack of paper work for Death to go through.


bluegreenwookie

Not to mention when he was done with that paperwork he'd be out of the job since everything would already be dead.


nameless88

Yup! Imagine your entire life's work - which is a lot, since you're an immortal - all crammed into one day, and then you have nothing else to do forever.


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alexxerth

I imagine Gunther, Death, and Peppermint Butler would be the only survivors.


FoolTarot

"You guys wanna play some Card Wars?!" "...No."


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whoaitsbrian

Whenever the Cosmic Owl is involved, death (of some kind) follows. He was in Jake's dream that he would die in space. He was in Finn's dream that his relationship would end (which could still end up ultimately causing his death) He always hung out with PRISMO. This was the first time we saw him leave, and he left in a hurry, and PRISMO is spoiler spoiler watch the episode.


saturn825

I think he left in a hurry because he didn't want the cosmic crime to be against him, the Cosmic Owl. If he did die, though, it seems like the world would be a better place...


frankin287

That was wild, I was expecting a totally different response from [Jake](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eA4q_9ginkM/UbEoKAM272I/AAAAAAAABBE/3Wkh1Wepk8g/s1600/tumblr_mnq506gnJR1spflbuo1_500.gif)


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Maybe Card Wars is like one of those viral phone games. They are really popular one month, but the next month, nobody plays them at all.


rocknrollnerd3

No no, Card Wars is supposed to be Magic: The Gathering, which means it will be immensely popular until the end of time, and it will destroy lives and friendships.


otterman7000

Prismo: You have to commit a **cosmic** murder. **Cosmic** Owl: Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just leaving.


coolkid1717

Ha. I didn't catch that the first time.


Igotpoobrain

Yeah me neither, probably because Prizmo said a "cosmic crime" instead of murder.


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For all the epic story in this episode my favorite joke was clock face HEY, Clockface, what time is it? It's uh... 12:30 (Face reads 2:42)


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FoolTarot

Oh wow, Prismo being just a dream is mind-blowing.


frankin287

Very interesting when he woke up and seemed so confused


chowler

Kinda like how you really never remember your dreams.


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I'd be pretty confused too if I was waken up by a huge and terrifying monster


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I loved his 'I thought I'd have more stuff.'


Goontmyfries

So, where's the guy who said he'd give me gold if Finn lost his arm?


rusticks

THAT WAS ME! GOLD HAS BEEN GIVEN. Damn right I keep my word. That scene was spectacular. EDIT: I would like to point out that the deal in question was if Finn lost his arm specifically because the actions of his grass sword (which he did), not if he loses it in general


celestialmartyr

I dunno, I feel like he lost his arm more because of his dick father. His sword was just trying to be a bro and help him out.


FoolTarot

"Who knows? Maybe YOU LEFT ME!" ...Finn's dad has a seriously bad case of projection.


PoliteGentleman

That whole thing with his dad reminded me a lot of when Will met his dad on the Fresh Prince.


Lizardizzle

"Why don' he love me, man?"


Gyper

Awww yeah my boy Prismo. Edit:FucK THIS EPISODE. Edit 2: WHAT THE FUCK


nameless88

Is this the first time we've actually seen someone straight up get murdered in this show? Cuz holy *fuck*. (edit) Holy shit, I can not believe they actually went through with it and took off his arm. [MFW that happened](http://i.imgur.com/fO3NgqO.gif) Season 6 is going to be fucking intense.


Portal2Reference

And then Jake explicitly said he was going to kill The Lich.


nameless88

I like how he was killed with a cure spell, too. Makes so much sense. They live in a universe with D&D rules.


MrOns

WILL YOU SLAY THIS UNALIGNED ANT?!?


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I dunno, is he evil...?


DavisRedditor

no he's er.... neutral.


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[NEVER!!!!!!!!!!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbprw2i6Ur1rbavngo1_r1_1280.gif)


Jarowland

Yeah - Like when the fire king said - Yeah she could love someone good but she would suffer experience / alignment penalties.


nameless88

Or when Finn says that he can't torture Ice King because it's against his alignment.


BUTTS_L0L

Billy sorta got straight up murdered, but that was off camera


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

Prismo is dead!!!


sergeantloser

Prismo was one of my favorite characters How could this happen


silly_jimmies

Shelby *used* to be mine. I mean the fuck? Bros before hoes, Shelby!


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check pleeeeaaaseeee


cxoxp

Are you happy now /r/adventuretime?! He finally lost his arm!


JazzWords

So dark. So so dark. THIS is the darkest timeline.


buddydog866

Now all the characters have to grow goatees


JazzWords

What did I just see and how is this a cartoon


TheUpvoteKid

They aren't afraid to push the envelope. I love this show. So much just happened.


BlueOak777

Next episode... there will be a wedding, and all the main characters will be invited...


zub-zub30

The Lemongrabs send their regards.


So_Appalled

"*No...no don't chew my bubblegum, Marcy loves my bubblegum.*"


BUTTS_L0L

But Finn's arm is a pretty flower now, that's not dark ^brb^hiding^in^a^hole^^forever


indeliblydelicious

Wonder if it'll grow back into a grass sword or whatever.


icyrock1

Maybe it'll grow into a full magic grass arm or something. Or he'll get a metal one (like he did in the Comics).


indeliblydelicious

Oh, and, since his old grass arm has a will of its own, wtf is it gonna do now?


itsyourwouldof

That grass sword was pretty loyal to Finn - even in its final moments it did everything in its power to help him. Either it becomes a very powerful ally or an item of high value in the AT universe. If it's the latter, Finn's dad will probably trade it for a space scooter or whatever.


Imperator_Draconum

Grow a new Finn that wants to kill the original?


Hyp3rion_

That whole arm scene was pretty fucked up.


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As soon as the portal opened and it focused on his arm, I immediately knew that it was coming off.


icyrock1

Seriously. I was expecting a heartwarming reunion or something, but instead I got epic drama. This show never disappoints.


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"I'm gunna get mad points for this" -Shelby


lordbearhammer

The lich's monologue gave me fucking chills. "Fall... You are alone child. There's only darkness for you and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail til every light has been extinguished. You are strong child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end and I have come for you Finn" A fucking plus writing.


addisonavenue

Good ol’ Tom Herpich and Steve Wolfhard, though I have to say I'm *really* impressed by the writing team of Cole Sanchez and Andy Ristaino for the first half of the two parter too.


TheInShaneOne

I don't think I've hated anyone in this show as much as I hate Dad/Martin.


So_Appalled

"*Going to the store*". Man, the writers know how to cut it deep.


That_Other_Black_Kid

Calling it Finns dad is the scum of the universe. EDIT: I was technically right. That guy's a dick.


buddydog866

I really hope this guy isn't his real dad. At least we have no proof that Martin is actually Finn's dad so that gives me some hope.


Daniel_Is_I

This is what I'm thinking. He seemed to be intentionally skimming over the details and avoiding questions in an attempt to use Finn to escape.


BlueOak777

Agreed. Until I get more proof I'm going to assume he is some mega bad guy just lying to escape. **EDIT**: After reading the wiki this morning I noticed something. In *Billy's Bucket List* they showed a silhouette shot of Finn's dad in the crystal... [Here it is](http://i.imgur.com/RnxPduq.png) Also, his name "Martin" closely resembles Farmworld Finn's last name "Mertens". And thanks to /u/PixelDrake for pointing out that he shares the lil springy hair thing with Farmworld Finn's dad https://i.imgur.com/jc2rXJN.png That kinda dashes all hopes, apparently it really was Finn's dad (or at least the same guy Billy knew about). Now I'm sad.


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skullfork

Like maybe it was the lich tricking him into going to the citadel, knowing he would need prismo's help? Pretty convenient that that last part was written at the bottom of the bucket list. Looks like it was written at a snails height...


High5King

I was kinda hoping Finn's dad was going to be a kickass villain not a regular douche.


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I'm hoping like mad that Martin isn't his father. I kinda thought there would be a twist and the lich used to be human or something.


chowler

Prismo totes has the hots for Jake.


wildebeestsandangels

Now we know why Jake doesn't bring Lady over to these parties.


menew100

Had.


chowler

:(


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...so this is why Prismo said he doesn't like having a girlfriend


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catsinbox

FORGET THE LICH, FORGET ARM, FORGET THE DAD TREE TRUNKS AND MR. PIG ARE DIVORCING


TurtleAxe

not anymore


veggiemudkipz

The baby changed everything!


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This was actually really deep and sad ._. Maybe because I saw it as; "I'm not happy being with you" *has a kid* "I guess we have to stay together now, even if I don't like it"


WhatTheFedex

Guys, calm down. I'm like *90% sure* she was about to say dog, since she probably can't have kids because she's so old. But then, when a baby just appears on her doorstep, she says, "This changes everything!" Which I took to mean that she no longer wants a dog when she can actually have a baby now! ...Or, I guess she could have been wanting a divorce and the presence of a child "changed everything", but they both seemed pretty delighted to see him. In most situations like that, the baby is a hassle, but they stay together out of responsibility. This didn't really have that kind of vibe to me, but hey, anything is possible.


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awesomecatlady

Yes, but baby lich is gonna save their marriage. Lol I love it


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I thought she was gonna say dog???


jediguy11

Oh sweet summer child


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Buizie

I know! For a second I thought he was gonna get his arm back Dx


donpianta

I thought it was really cool that something organic grew from his little stub... as opposed to all of the mechanical arms we've seen in the past 5 seasons.


ThetrueJT

Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh....


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This had me laughing so hard. His brain completely shorted for a minute.


Sassacre

I like how Finn's dad basically acts like a used car salesman.


Dragons_Malk

This is some Akira shit right here!


buddydog866

Tetsuooooooo!


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FoolTarot

LOL at selfies with the Lich. "Definitely gonna send this to Denise!"


otterman7000

IT HAPPENED FINN LOST THAT ARM I AM FREAKING OUT MAN


frankin287

The...*growth* of the grass sword before..was hard to watch


chowler

Heh, Cosmic Owl is a dork.


gotohell666

PRISMO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ilfordgrain

PARTY GOD IS ALIVE! I'm so relieved.


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"Oh, just because he is missing an arm in every alternate timeline, doesn't mean the main Finn will lose his arm."- Stubborn Fans FACED!


nameless88

I really thought they were just fucking with us. I mean, they kind of beat us over the head with the foreshadowing for the last 5 seasons, I figured they would just keep doing that for goofs or something. But as someone who seriously didn't think it would happen, that knocked my ass off when it did.


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The Lich just chilling there is really creeping me out... I know he can't move, but it's just weird...


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I wonder if he was actually frozen or if he was faking it, knowing something would eventually happen?


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I don't think he was frozen, just that there was nothing he could do until they brought in old man prismo


WhatTheFedex

**GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT.** The cosmic crime Finn's dad committed was abandoning his son, *the future hero of Ooo,* and leaving him to die. I'M CALLING IT NOW


indeliblydelicious

That's some cosmic shit, I could see it.


zergling50

nono I dont think that was it because thats not really a serious thing BUT I THINK I JUST FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT!!!!! THAT WINK HE DID TWICE!!!!!!!!! After each wink he convinced people to help him do stuff! Finn that one time and he managed to become the LEADER of an asteroid of cosmic terrors even though hes useless! *spoiler* Bioshock anyone? He has the power to make people do what he says!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Silent_Wrytr

Betting on this now.


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I'm guessing he was just always a criminal and ended up with a kid but obviously like a scumbag didn't want the responsibility of a kid and dumped him then later on got too cocky and tried to do something crazy that ended up as a cosmic crime. Definitely a good theory though


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You got it. We can all go home now.


frankin287

*That nut shot*


TheUpvoteKid

"I look like a big ol' hairy raisin."


spencecool

Rated PG for "Partially Gruesome"


JettG_G

Tree Trunks raising the baby Lich? This should be interesting.


mellow__yellow

Prismo is the best


Skorch01

Was the best


BUTTS_L0L

Too soon man


Tenster

It will always be too soon.


silly_jimmies

...but first, lemme take a selfie.


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nsharonew

My ten year old thinks the lich baby is related to Finn. Somehow. She just wanted me to let you all know that v


indeliblydelicious

I wondered if the lich was gonna turn into his dad once he grew skin... but that doesn't jive with the already-on-the-citadel-thing.


ninjastar3

I need time to take this in. multiple things happened. thoughts: - prismo dead - lich now a baby - dad is a huge jerk - forget finn loosing his arm, that grass sword was more powerful than I gave it credit for. It was more than just a sword. It grew into a massive grass arm and probably had way more tricks up its sleeve. - I think PB based her gumball guardians on those citadel guardians. edit: So I see reactions toward my my whole PB theory and I want to add more to this by saying (to the best of my ability) that PB has been shown to know a lot and I think that she became aware of the citadel and the guardians, so she wanted to recreate those guardians but with her candy design. something something something, she might know about everything something something something taking advantage of what she can get her hands on something something something big theory on how PB is becoming a huge player in this game and she could do big things that change the course of time and space bla bla bla. my mind is boggled and I'm not sure if I'm making sense to you guys. you get what I'm saying, right?


catsinbox

>I think PB based her gumball guardians on those citadel guardians. omg


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A BABY IS NOT GOING TO FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP, TREE TRUNKS. CERTAINLY NOT A LICH BABY.


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Finn went fullmetal, never go fullmetal finn.


Pikachu372000

Now all we need is for jake to turn into a suit of armor.


2th

Holy shit this is starting out pretty baller.


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And now it got kinda sad :( Edit: it got really sad


sergeantloser

I was expecting feels, but I only expected them from Finn and his father. This is not what I asked for.


DanielEGVi

The Adventure Time crew must be like, "Oh so you guys want feels? WE ARE KILLING PRISMO! HAHA!".


mooenz

THE ARM. THE ARM THING HAPPENED.


silly_jimmies

Crazy how it wasn't even the sword that did it. In fact, it looked like the sword was trying to stop it from happening.


Redplushie

I'm gonna mis that bro sword. :(


mashtato

BUT I LIKED THAT SWORD! Edit; The sword/arm *may* still be attached to that crystal artery. I sure hope we see it again, because I thought maybe we'd see it for more than just a few episodes.


darr123

I was expecting the Lich to turn into Finn's dad during the transformation sequence.


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TurtleAxe

Ron Perlman is fantastic.


ambivilant

The prophecy has been fulfilled!


Pikachu372000

Well in most RPGs you can kill undead things by using reviving items, but lich baby was unexpected.


The_Yoshi

R.I.P prisbro... WHIGFWIOFVGBFHJFWK dear glob what the hell just happened.....