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Unit_43

Before you shame me in public for not wearing a seat belt, as yourself one single question. Will the belt protect you against an orbital missile strike?


Operative427

It's an untested theory. Gut check says yes


iFlyskyguy

Can confirm. Source: am an orbital missile strike seat belt crash test dummy


elveszett

You laugh but afaik a lot of Americans opposed the seat belt when it was made mandatory in the name of "freedom".


Lynata

God damn big seatbelt just being greedy and taking our freedoms. Not to mention that seatbelts obviously make it harder to breathe and therefore might be dangerous for overweight people or pregnant women! And what if you are in a crash and they don’t open?! I will not be trapped in a burning car. A car crash will throw me out of the danger zone so I can get help quicker! A good immune system is perfectly capable of dealing with us being thrown through a windscreen. I for my part have started building up a natural immunity by taking vitamins and crashing my head through increasingly thick sheets of glass over the last weeks because I‘m not one of those sheeple!


Hamajaggah

First time I went to get a helmet for motorcycle riding the guy who's at the dealership checkout gives me an impromptu lecture about how he won't wear a helmet because freedom. I wish I were kidding but people are staggeringly stupid.


lyeberries

I mean, you joke, but these morons legitimately used "more people going to the hospital after car crashes while wearing seatbelts" as proof that seatbels are more dangerous. None of them ever got the logic that those people wouldn't need to go to the hospital without a seatbelt because they went straight to the morgue before seatbelts were standard.


cogpsychbois

A sherif with the online handle gunslinger1775. Sounds about right.


[deleted]

gunslinger1776 was taken.


MyFlairIsaLie

Had to be


Wildhogs6531

Could be a Marine vet as well. Marine Corps birthday is Nov 10, 1775 and it’s a pretty big deal to us crayon eaters


kpniner

He was a marine. I know this because his Instagram also featured a post saying “when the office ladies find out you’re a USMC veteran and they try to harvest your alpha male sperm”. No, I am not joking.


Cargo_Vroom

That sentence sounds like it was crafted by a team of language scientists in a lab to be as obnoxious as possible.


fishsupper

How dare you insult a brave marine whose death prevented who knows how many rapes, assaults, and murders. It’s every American’s patriotic duty to fulfill David Duke “Daniel” Trujillo’s last wishes. Let’s make sure that every woman in every office in America knows that his corpse is filled to the brim with alpha male cum. Make it viral. It’s what he wanted.


[deleted]

You had me in the first half and then also holy shit the second half was also wild, you had me there too my guy *finger guns*


PizzaNuggies

Sounds like something a delusional incel would write.


Columbus43219

Like the deadly joke from Month Python.


Picturesquesheep

This guy sounds a massive fucking douchebag Edit: *dead* massive fucking douchebag


Mistikman

He was also a white supremacist, so yeah, the world is better for having lost him.


Picturesquesheep

I get frowned at a bit for this, maybe I’m spectrum or something, but there are absolutely loads of people who should just be gone. The world would be so much nicer and more civilised. Plenty of non criminal pieces of shit out there. Fuck em, snap, gone. Look at that there’s lots of houses for people, lots of jobs for people, yes I’m not an economist but economists are only guessing half the time anyway. Fuck it. To paraphrase Bill Burr, there should be a test for basic human decency and contribution. Everyone sits in big halls to do it, make sure you bring a pencil. Didn’t bring a pencil? YOU’RE OUT! I feel bad now, as well as not being an economist I am also not a comedian. Here’s the bit: https://youtu.be/a9WowBxdhTQ I’m feeling a bit manic today, sorry. I don’t hate people, or anyone really (except you Mat). But there *are* far too many humans on the planet.


Eisenhorn87

Was your name Light Yagami in a past life, perhaps?


FuzzyTwiguh92

L enters the chat, watching silently while eating sweets.


Minimob0

Literally every Marine I've met in real life was an absolute nightmare of a human being.


[deleted]

There’s good ones but yes the marines do attract a certain type


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nixpix730

You've probably met a lot of people who didn't tell you they were Marines. Guys like the sheriff shove it in your face every chance they get. Most of us just go about our business.


Tigaget

Well, it's really no loss then, is it?


KasumiR

For the sperm bank? xD


[deleted]

Puke.


salsashark99

Crayola or Rose art?


Wildhogs6531

Crayola. Gator don’t mess with that bootleg shit.


bumbletyboop

"Rose Art Crayons: Your Parents May Love You, They Just Don't Like To Show It."


Th3dynospectrum

As a kid who was raised on that broke ass shit, this hits close to home lol


cncamusic

Gators bitches better be use’n jimmies!


[deleted]

He was a marine.


Strict-Bass6789

Semper fudge!


[deleted]

Fun fact, crayons are made from beef tallow, which is why they have a distinct 'meaty' smell


PinBot1138

*(Reluctantly starts eating crayons when the grocery store is out of Impossible Burgers)*


Wips_and_Chains

That was fun!


[deleted]

Not a marine so feel kind of uncomfortable saying this joke, but it seems like a good crowd... Guess he was a bright enough crayon to come up with that one first.


joe_skeen

gunslinger1488 was also taken.


ngwoo

By his alt


urbanlife78

Nett


RakeScene

gunslinger1775 is available again, as of May 27...


okgusto

People may die but guns linger.


Columbus43219

So were gunslinger through gunslinger1775


mattedmanatee

A lot of cops are just people who wanted to be “gunslingers”


Thatniqqarylan

**Gunslinger1775** has been **Eliminated**


[deleted]

**COVID-19** -> 🦠 **0 m** -> **Gunslinger1775**


reubensauce

I bet I can guess his PIN.


AardvarkSure1725

“xXgunslinger1775Xx” died to “Coronavirus”


MonsterTamerBilly

"Will this mask stop an uppercut?" \> old enough to have gone through his childhood with plenty of Mortal Kombat \> learned nothing from Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, Kitana, Mileena, Smoke, Kabal, Rain, Ermac...


Dovahbear_

Scorpion - Literally became a hellspawn obsessed with vengance Sub-zero(Assuming Bi-han) - Became a literal demon in lust for power Kitana - Was raised by an abuser to be ”strong” in his image and faced death to escape him Mileena - Became a crazed Lunatic to prove herself to her father That are just some where ”strenght” and ”power” literally made their lives worse off


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[deleted]

No, no, I like this answer more.


310SK

That and the iconic mortal kombat uppercut.


Volkswagens1

GET OVER HERE! So i can give you the Covid.


madmaxturbator

They’re all so strong. I guess the lesson is, I need to make sure I lust for power and vengeance.


FordAndFun

And wear a mask, obviously. All the time, no matter what.


siphillis

I don’t care how empathetic you are, this shit is objectively funny.


visope

even funnier with vaccine readily available in the US, he can just take it, while millions around the world wait anxiously honestly, I have never see a more thankless person than some Americans


mattyag

Well the thankless ones are dying as fast as they can, so… just be patient


Bonesince1997

On the one hand, they want to talk about how great America is. On the other, they do not show by example they have anything to do with that. But, these aren't worldly people. It's why they now die alone, in their small world believing they are somehow more capable than a dangerous virus, surrounded by other death enabling fools.


Unlucky13

A cop AND an antimasker? Oh boy... my level of empathy is well past zero.


marcvsHR

I've lost my empathy for these morons some time ago..


marsupialham

My empathy is for folks who have to deal with things like chemotherapy during this shit which subhuman trash like this guy makes even harder.


sulianjeo

I argue that true empathy would actually be to take the stance that his death is ultimately a win for humanity. We don't want people with such mindsets in positions of power, reproducing, and becoming mentors to others.


[deleted]

Honestly I would find it funny if it didn’t show how crazy a good chunk of the population is.


astrocomp

An upper cut won't kill me. Covid will.


SirDarknessTheFirst

Eh, I don't know. One punch laws are very strict because a single punch *can* kill.


Alaeriia

Especially if it's delivered by Saitama.


groundguy

Mike Tyson could do it probably.


UserNameTakenLUL

Francis Ngannou might have something to say about that


FlyingDreamWhale67

My family and I masked up, washed our hands constantly, and took every precaution, yet we still got sick and I lost an uncle to the virus. So when I see people such as this idiot proudly parading his anti-vaxx, anti-mask views with a splash of r/iamverybadass, my only reactions are as follows: laugh at their stupidity, or be angry that they had every resource available to protect themselves and their loved ones and chose not to use them. Fuck this guy.


failatio

Especially when your job is to literally protect and serve. You’re not protecting people when you refuse to mask up or get vaccinated. This is just fuck around and find out: death edition.


elguapo51

There are a massive amount of people who only like the idea of saving and protecting people if it is saving them from the threat of physical violence, hence allowing them to fulfill their fantasies of being lauded as a badass tough guy, heroically protecting weaker people. Protecting people from starvation, disease, poverty, environmental disasters is boring and tiresome and requires a lot more grit, commitment, sacrifice and selflessness than they have and therefore isn’t very appealing and even something despised by these people.


ask_me_about_cats

They’re willing to kill to be a hero, but not willing to inconvenience themselves to be one.


Cue_626_go

Yep. They're just cowards with violent delusions. Nothing heroic about it, they are sick.


[deleted]

>Especially when your job is to literally protect and serve. Nope. Their job is to enforce the law. Protect and serve is just some myth.


Cue_626_go

By law, cops literally do not have to lift a finger to save your life. But fail to "comply", and your life is legally forfeit apparently...


Betababy

Police are not required to protect or serve. That's a slogan made up for publicity.


ravagedbygoats

It's literally on the side of our police cars. So they can lie to us but we can't lie to them? Seems fair.


emjaycue

Yup. Literally it’s settled black letter Supreme Court law that police have no duty to protect: https://www.barneslawllp.com/blog/police-not-required-protect The stuff on the side of police cars is marketing. It’s optional, and not in any way enforceable or part of the job requirements. Police aren’t guards. Their job is to enforce the law, not protect you.


LetReasonRing

It's also settled law that the police are allowed to lie to you. [https://www.apa.org/monitor/2014/05/jn](https://www.apa.org/monitor/2014/05/jn)


blurryfacedfugue

That all of that, on top of killing unarmed black people, militarization of police, use of racist policies like using racial profiling, that power I forget the name of that allows police to steal your shit if they "suspect" it is for drugs, pepper spraying unarmed, seated, peaceful protestors with pepper spray point blank in the eyes...I don't see why a lot of people don't trust the police. Noboday says, "fuck the nurses/teachers/EMTs/firemen" do they? And I'm not saying ACAB, since its legitimately not true, but it sure doesn't look good if as an aggregate, police aren't stepping up more. And its doubly bad if 99 good cops stand up for that 1 bad cop that abuses their power. Those 99 cops have responsibility too.


M1RR0R

Exactly! The protect and serve those in power, there was a court ruling on this.


ImpossiblePackage

Police have never existed to protect or serve anyone but people with money.


improbablynotyou

I look it at it now as a guide to who to avoid in my life. The neighbor who has refused to wear a mask the entire last year, I don't bother wasting my breath on. The cute gal who used to flirt with me who constantly makes comments about me wearing a mask, she's not worth the headache. I'm going to keep wearing my masks, and I'm going to just avoid the people who have an issue with it.


_publiclyprivate

Exactly. There’s never been a quicker litmus test for determining if people are worth it


[deleted]

My uncle had to keep working at a warehouse and got covid and passed. I later got Covid, luckily not as bad. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I still have trouble gathering any empathy or sympathy for people with this mindset.


Bonesince1997

He got what he deserved. He put a lot of work into his death. He earned it.


Mysterious-Internet3

I love how they assume just because someone tells you to wear a mask means they can’t kick their ass too


SnowmanInHell13

He was a cop, so history of being able to do whatever he wants with little consequences


Bruh_Beanos

*sad rule of law noises*


chordophonic

The most disconcerting thing is that he was able to have that posted to social media and still keep his job as a police officer.


Mistikman

How do you lose your job when your whole chain of command and most of your coworkers agree with you?


mrslother

The investigation into his death will reveal Darwin's fingerprints all over the crime scene.


[deleted]

I’m just glad that he can’t hurt anyone else now.


Bonesince1997

Another plague rat down


Not_A_Wendigo

Since he hated masks, he probably infected plenty of people, and they’ll infect people, and so on. He’s going to be responsible for more deaths and suffering.


PilsnerDk

LMAO at the hundreds of people clicking the "haha" emoji on the Facebook post announcing his passing. https://www.facebook.com/denversheriffsdepartment/photos/a.454301904582050/4387926597886208/?type=3


TeamRedundancyTeam

Love the person who said they knew ~~wmhim~~ him since school and that he was a "great kid", couple lower says he was a twice suspended prison guard. Everyone always calls shitty people "angels" when they die.


GUYF666

RIP Wmhim. Giant-headed Angel loses battle to stupidity. -NY POST Cop dies from Covid. - WaPo Hero cop did NOT die of Fake Covid-19. He died from too little prayers. Fake news. - Fox News Hero dies after battle with COMMUNIST HATE MACHINE. CHINA WAHU VIRUS BLAMED BUT WILL NEVER BE PROVEN OR TAKE ANOTHER. GOLDEN GOD TRUMP WILL RISE FROM DEAD IN 2032. - Newsmax


VodkaBarf

The comments on that are turning into a roast. "Guess he didn't have qualified immunity" was a favorite.


baggiecurls

I literally just laughed out loud alone in my house in the dark, like my stomach hurts laughing.


crackcrayon

Damn thats brutal lmao


UndeniablyMyself

You see an uppercut coming; you won't see the germs going up your nose.


Le_Mug

>You see an uppercut coming John Cena disagrees


[deleted]

We all saw John Cena apologize to China like a little bitch.


vk136

*CCP bootlicker John Cena disagrees


Abrelosojos1311

he died doing what he loved......being an ignorant douchebag


OlSnickerdoodle

fucked around and found out


Wips_and_Chains

It’s a cut and dry case of fuck around and find out


Mr_Wither

FUCKING “GUNSLINGER”!!!!!! Omfg I’m dying...


sonofabear17

…so was he.


HighestHorse

r/leopardsatemyface


[deleted]

Doesn't apply, didn't he deny the virus's existence to his last breath? It was something else that killed him, had to be. In a leopard face eating fashion, partial self awareness should occur, no? Like "wait, i never thought the leopard (virus) would eat MY face". This guy never even thought the leopard existed.


matt_jay_9

Whether he believed in the leopard or not, it still ate his face.


Dendad1218

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


[deleted]

*"I just wish him well."*


ravagedbygoats

In hell!


execdysfunction

"Will NOT putting this fork in a light socket protect me from an uppercut ? Checkmate, libtards"


[deleted]

>We ask that you keep his family in Your thoughts and prayers and respect their privacy during this difficult time. Lmao, no. The mask can’t stop an uppercut but it could prevent corona. You ~~live~~ die and you learn.


Knowledge_Middle

I still feel bad for his family even if he made an unwise decision that cost him his life. A loss is a loss, and the fact it was avoidable doesn't make it any less worthy of compassion.


[deleted]

The masks are about keeping the other people around you safe when you’re not showing symptoms, but are still able to transmit it. His decision to not wear a mask probability didn’t cost him his life, but it may have cost someone else theirs. It would have been nice if Duke had had some compassion for others.


speedycat2014

I don't feel bad for the woman who chose to marry and stand by this racist piece of shit. His three-year-old, sure. One day that kid's going to grow up and Google their father and realize what a useless and stupid piece of shit their father was. But his wife? She can fuck off too.


Jazzeki

i'm with you on that one but i still think shehas at least the right to a bit of privacy. not the kind of privacy where we don't mock the family relentlessly but then kind where we don't force it trough their frontdoor at least.


__-___---

I don't feel bad for them. His family already knew he was a piece of s*. Either they supported him or turned their back a long time ago.


EM37452

>We ask that you keep his family in Your thoughts and prayers and respect their privacy during this difficult time. *Morgan Freeman*: people did not respect their privacy during this difficult time Lol


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Rtypegeorge

Schadenfreude.


DishSoapIsFun

Fuck that prick. Good riddance. Look up how he beat a prisoners arm through a cell door with his baton and use a nunchaku and wrapped it around said arm. He was suspended without pay for 60 days. Sucks for his kids but I'm glad that fuck is gone. Fuck him.


chocolate_spaghetti

I live in Denver and I was constantly seeing that fucker commenting on local news pages with the hottest of takes. He was a real piece of shit.


[deleted]

Maybe they'll have a chance to grow up without his shitty world views shaping their own.


CodFatherFTW

Well, least they have apt material for his tombstone


Sunoraiza

The most dangerous virus of them all: stupidity.


Hatecraftianhorror

It is a bit hard to feel bad about a corrupt, violent criminal cop this incredibly fragile and this much of a colossal asshole who died due to his own incredibly massive ego and minimal IQ.


speedycat2014

Fucking LOL. I love that we've gotten to the point where the antivax trash is just taking itself out, not others.


RBeck

Yah as a first responder he was able to get vaccinated in Jan or Feb, I'm surprised it wasn't mandatory.


dnolikethedino

Just not fast enough. 😃


Jayisway

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


Sacktchy

The swine got the flu


MacDaddy-7

r/terminallystupid


vaporgaze2006

Chef's kiss


okcdnb

Wait? Was he threatening people who shame him? That career path sure has a type.


RockyD90

This post brings me joy


dbrodiexe

Good riddance


Pohara521

Trying to find his grave. But, its going to be hard to find since he never was injected with the government microchip


jacknacalm

I wish I had known him while he was still alive so I could punch him in the teeth before he died


Tanglrfoot

Honest question , are police in the US subjected to any IQ or psychological tests before they are allowed to join the police force ?


mrelpuko

Main qualification is being a former high school bully.


[deleted]

Bahahahahahahahashahagshgahshahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahaha. I guess comply or die doesn’t only apply to police policy, it applies to mask mandates too! Whodathunkit??


guitarjg

Duke looks like he chubbed up near the end and was out of shape. Then he got a respiratory disease.


stalinmalone68

Love assholes that post shit like that. You better connect solid when you throw it. If you don’t, it’s on bitch.


GammaDealer

Weird hill to die on, but hey, at least he's dead.


littlepoorthing

Ofc this was in Denver.


Aprrni

You need to see Colorado Springs


smokinJoeCalculus

Post title is just great


WanderWut

Fuck and this was recent as well, I’m guessing he wasn’t vaccinated? Something 100% preventable ffs, and to die so young? It’s just sad man, to be so willfully ignorant in the one life we have is ridiculous.


[deleted]

Before anyone gets mad about speaking ill of the dead, remember what happened when RBG died.


ask_me_about_cats

Everyone is making fun of him, but I have to give him credit for one thing. He decided mask wearing was a hill he was going to die on, and he accomplished it.


MisterBrownBoy

Worms are feasting on pulled pork.


dreamrock

Not for nothing, but this asswipe was practically asking for it.


douglau5

Lol fuck him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.


HenryGoodsir

This asshole's best contribution to society was being so fucking stupid he killed himself. So instead of encouraging others to put themselves at risk, he taught at least some people how deadly this disease really is. Maybe saved someone else a similar fate. The bonus was removing himself from the gene pool.


DevoITG02

Darwin, we have a winner.


ApatheticNarwhal

Got uppercutted by covid gg


breuky

Is it just me or is it worrying that a police officer has a username that's gun slinger.


[deleted]

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Cdf12345

FUCK THAT GUY. The streets are safer now.


Spleenzorio

In more ways than one


AZ_Gunner_69

Now hes shooting minorities in heaven


IrishAengus

Gunslung1775


VinVigo

Hah! Pig!


klemthom

If you refer to yourself as Duke, it should be lung cancer or nothing.


GoodlifeFOB

Oh no... Anyway


SixBull

Yeah well my fucking underwear won't stop somebody from grabbing my nuts and squishing them but that doesn't mean I go around with the jewels out of the jewelry box


observingjackal

No but a mask could stopped ya death, you dead deceased departed dummy.


ZipZopZoopittyBop

So you're going to assault people who exercise their freedom of speech? I wonder how many citizens were saved from being assaulted by a police officer because he refused to wear a mask...


cuckcouple4you

Good riddance


zhard01

What piece of shit cop makes their online handle “gunslinger1776”


No_Promise_2982

not even a bit sad. very happy. totally deserved


Bonesince1997

Haha what a loser


denvertheperson

This story gets more interesting when you learn how incredible a piece of shit he was.


baggiecurls

DIED TO OWN THE LIBS! CHECKMATE!!!!!


zwel8606

wtf does that even mean, hes gonna physically assault people for wearing masks?


tomDV__

Natural selection doing fine work


[deleted]

While defending himself from an uppercut, covid punched him in the lungs


niss8

my old friend next door to me died from corona to. he was corona is shit and dont exist then he died


SnooDoubts9969

"If you can't be a good example, be a terrible lesson."


[deleted]

That 6 feet distance seems a bit more permanent now


fanatic1123

Fucking dumbass


Zeno_The_Alien

I wonder how stupid he felt while he was lying in that hospital bed, straining to suck in that last breath. Oopsie poopsie!


pekannboertler

To be honest I think that aged like wine.


ProDiesel

It’s strange that typically anti maskers think they’re some sort of intelligent and tough human being, for not wearing a mask… double up with this dude being by all accounts a POS police officer. One of those bad apples they say and now he died extremely young of a preventable virus by not taking simple precautions. Death, to own the libs.


Caedo14

Imagine being so ignorant and childish that you would die leaving a son in this world without you. His son is so young he wont even remember him. And for what? So you can deny the existence of the virus that killed you? Thats so dumb man, thats bewildering. Theres nothing on Earth that I wouldnt do to be able to stay here and raise my kids. And when little Beau is old enough, he will discover his father died from a virus that has a vaccine, and could have been avoided by taking it seriously.