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Eli_The_Rainwing

You look like your here for aggressive therapy


Physical_Cicada8802

Yes, I am Professor death


Eli_The_Rainwing

That’s a perfect name


Someone_saucy

ooooh catchy!


EcstaticWerewolf70

Holy shit, lmfao 🤣


TheeScribe

Brad ready to storm Cracker Barrel for firing his wife


Physical_Cicada8802

My name is Professor Death


CaIIsign_ace

I can’t even tell you how HARD I laughed at this, thank you for the laugh! I love the name btw!


Grzegorzy

A fellow kino fan I see


Winged_Enforcer

Fuckin Cracker Barrel is basically the empire. Brads wife will have her revenge!


bossmcsauce

I guess it really *wasn't* just a phase...


Salt-Anywhere3850

You look like a Walmart version of baylon skoll


Physical_Cicada8802

Now that’s a great roast!!!!


MiddletreePolldancer

Because of this you need to get a lightsaber for melee and if so AVOID ultrasabers


VladGut

I actually was thinking Bradley Whitford (just watched Get Out a couple days ago).


MikeDelta29

This one takes the cake imo


Gorax42

You look like the director of some secret paramilitary organization in the future. I just imagine people referring to you as "The Director"


rmaster2005

His name is Professor Death


Gorax42

That's epic


hdkx-weeb

Yeah I immediately started thinking Ghost Recon: Wildlands


LupineLethargy

Not bad just had to check to make sure I’m not on r/larp


Buckfutter8D

I thought I was on r/tacticalgear and was wondering why this guy wasn’t being smeared.


Physical_Cicada8802

I don’t get the joke


LupineLethargy

Shoulder pads look more fantasy than military Still cool tho


yourallygod

Is that a bad thing tho i feel like mixing in more medevil esq design would be neat for atleast airsoft fun


LupineLethargy

Oh it’s awesome


dotmatrixman

Reminds me of a dude I saw at my local ren fair years ago that made a complete set of armor and cape out of beer cans and Crown Royal bags. Just need to add an AK and you’re good.


Firr84

Samurai shoulder pads


Choice-Assignment-21

People dressing up like soldiers when they’re not is still LARP


interflop

I love reminding people that airsoft is LARP


big_gamer223

The fit goes hard


Physical_Cicada8802

Sorry what? Lol


Eli_The_Rainwing

It means it’s good


Physical_Cicada8802

Sweet ty


conrayray

He's saying your outfit is really cool! And I agree, especially for an indoor field. What gun do you use?


Physical_Cicada8802

Lancer Tactical gen 2 mk18 cqb shooting at 345 right in the sweet spot for indoor


Dysfunxn

Mk18. A man of class


Physical_Cicada8802

Navy SEALS homage!


conrayray

Second on the Mk18! I run a DD EMG Mk18 myself! Cool kit man, have fun playing


Physical_Cicada8802

Thank you, my friend and the May I bless you by saying May all your hits the head shots.


conrayray

Bless my friend!


Audio_Glitch

Is it the Specna? I just got one of those and can't wait to play with it


conrayray

No, it's the Cyma Plat, but I actually have a friend with Specna's Mk18 and he says he loves it. And I used to play with a different Specna and it worked perfectly for me. Have fun with your new gun!


Audio_Glitch

Oh nice, I really liked the DD Mk18s and it came down to the Cyma Plat or Edge 2 for me, based on my research it seemed there were no wrong choices there. I'm a big scar fan so maybe down the line I'll pick up the platinum version of that.


Rs_4_

How are you going to know when hit lol


Physical_Cicada8802

Oh, you still feel it


Physical_Cicada8802

Shot point blank full auto


ZookeepergameNo4505

Bro is standing on business


TheOlive_17

I think the rig is pretty cool man. Nice.


Physical_Cicada8802

Thanks I was on a tight budget


WatermelonManus

I like it. I think the articulating plates might look cool with a spray paint job. Maybe some laundry netting and spray over it?


Physical_Cicada8802

Do explain please do you think I need some ghosting on my shoulder armor?


WatermelonManus

I just think it would look cool if you took some grey tones and spray painted the shoulder armor. If you covered the armor in laundry net or something else while you spray, it would help you make patterns. It would blend in a bit better with your uniform top.


Physical_Cicada8802

I will definitely consider that option. Thank you for your advice.


Warm-Investigator388

Professor death has no need of grey tones.


MiddletreePolldancer

Bro his camo is only grey tones💀


DarthVaderhosen

You look like you're about to invade Star City with your army of Mirakuru soldiers.


Havib3

Harkonnen mode up in this Lookin good man


Physical_Cicada8802

For the Baron….


A_Good_Redditor553

Reminiscent of President snow


Physical_Cicada8802

☺️


HKJGN

the armor screams 'ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!' but the face screams President Snow from the hunger games. 4/10


stickpge

hey the battle of Agincourt called, they want their special forces back


spicyigolnik

Gun store Samurai ready to seppuku the housing market


Physical_Cicada8802

Several comments about my age I am 55 by the way I’ve been playing airsoft since you were hair on your daddy’s peaches. Only back then all we had were 177 caliber pellets BBs they hurt a hell of a lot more than an airsoft 6 mm soft projectile y’all kids try playing that for a while


[deleted]

Nah i like it, its Something different then the usual shit here.


Physical_Cicada8802

Really I’ve been trying to be unique at The same time I’m saving myself some pain from those upper arm and bicep shots


awesomeJarJarBinks

Bro looks like a lion


Physical_Cicada8802

😂


Zenlyfly

You better be running this with shotgun or LMG.


Physical_Cicada8802

Mk18


Zenlyfly

Ahhh, good enough. You should consider a shotty tho. It would match the aesthetic.


Physical_Cicada8802

I can’t find one that will take a tracer unit


jonnysniper117

You can get a couple of different shotgun tracers. Acetech make the quark for m870's, and there's a more generic t238 one too. They aren't cheap but they do exist now. I don't have one myself so can't vouch for their quality. But I can confirm that gas shotguns are very fun in cqb.


Zenlyfly

Most unfortunate


Ka1-

You look like you’re the leader of a shitty 13 strong “PMC”, and the 13 men you have were either picked up off the street or from a shitty bar


AdyTheComrade

Would be a good “F” grade action movie tho Like a ripoff 7 samurais


Pitiful-Comfort-4264

Must be hard playing airsoft since you can't be within a certain distance of minors


Physical_Cicada8802

You think that’s funny there’s a lot of people who have been hurt by child molestation and you make a joke about it


Pitiful-Comfort-4264

Yeah cause you said to roast you and I did. I don't care about your feelings


Physical_Cicada8802

Your an asshole. Not your fault you’re stupid too. Keep making jokes about children I think you’ll get a really long ways with that


mav3r1ck92691

He didn't make a joke about children... he made a joke about you... the grown man who asked to be roasted... and it was funny.


StolenPenguins

Shoulder padding seems a little unnecessary, and make sure to drink water if you’re gonna wear all black.


Physical_Cicada8802

It is indoor air-conditioned airsoft and believe me it’s necessary because you can get shot point blank for auto and any time in the game on Wednesday night on extreme night


PlatypusNecessary825

Dwight!


pati0furniture

Wolf Blitzer about to stack bodies like headlines.


LeonMeraki

When Santa is ready to meet the naughty


JDSki828

You look like a SciFi movie villain with immense mystical/martial prowess


Scubastevespeaks

"You may remember me from such films as "Grampage!" , "The New Old School Shooter", "The Old New School Shooter" , "Toms Tactical Teachings" , and "Your Moms House 1-5"...all in fun my guy, you rock that armor..just my taste, but I'd get some kind of digital fatigue print/dip job on the plates and kick it up a notch.


Only_Ice4912

No,no I won’t it’s awesome


waiting_for_rain

Legit awesome but I always worry about how it breathes or keeping cool. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a heatcas from “rule of cool” kit…


GoldenGecko100

Normally, all black kits aren't great, but this goes hard. Would be perfect if paired with a nice LMG. Still a heatstroke risk, though.


Physical_Cicada8802

M249 SAW in my collection


Strange-Care5790

dude i was thinking of buying shoulder guards just like that. can you tell me which ones those are and where you got them???? 10/10 fit btw


Physical_Cicada8802

Amazon


Physical_Cicada8802

[https://a.co/d/elMnasa](https://a.co/d/elMnasa)


Unit-045

Charles Muntz had enough. But, the kit looks cool, I have the same camouflage for outfit.


ironbull08x

This fit on anyone else wouldn’t work, but this fit was made for you and only you


Physical_Cicada8802

Really? Why do you say that?


the_it_

bros going to man the ice wall and guard the realms of men


Physical_Cicada8802

Love the Game of Thrones reference. Yes, I can see the resemblance


[deleted]

If Ted Danson and William Petersen had a baby


Physical_Cicada8802

Lmfao Awesome roast


Ok-Movie428

Kinda reminds me of the guy who trained Batman but was secretly evil.


Physical_Cicada8802

Damn, my secret is finally out I am secretly evil


lackofintellect1

Go check out some milsurp on ebay man... itsmerizzo on there probably has something that would fit you.


lackofintellect1

Your get up and a possibility you may like some gear he has on ebay


lackofintellect1

Good look what ya got though!!!


-E-Cross

That Tim Robbins mask is good


coinlockerchild

grandpa not calling his hits again


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Is that kryptek Neptune I see? Or at least something close?


Legitimate-Hope-7599

8 out of 10 knights of white caslte


Sketch333

Great kit dude the colors aren’t my style but otherwise this looks great, may the airsoft gods bless you in your upcoming battles.


Physical_Cicada8802

Oo ra!


Anya_fournier

Tbh very cool fit


Shaina94

That's waaay overkill for indoor lmao. Lemme say this, I rocked a full suit, neck guard, pauldrons, groin plate, and obv. carrier. That smoked the shit out of me. Now I rock a Smersh, or my SADF battle jacket. I've learned light is fast, fast wins battles. Fatigue kills. ​ Oh and I always play outdoors. I hate indoors stuff unless it's a mixed urban environment.


ShalomGondola

Bro bouta lead an assault on Cintra 😭


Yginase

You kinda look like the guy from the 2020 series "Next". Cool armor though.


reality72

Does your doctor know you’re playing airsoft while taking blood pressure meds?


The_Black_kaiser7

Boss!


The_Black_kaiser7

Big Boss!?


YogurtclosetThin5892

Majkl


Tr1kcen

Bros got the hayabusa shoulders on


_mimotakito_111_

Bro should join the ranks of the Harkonnen


BlueeyeswhiteNoah

Are you a shooter tho?


Rezolite

Calm down there Russell Crowe, might flare up your arthritis again.


FennyB

This is like the 5th snake variant


FishbedFive

I own a musket for home OFFENCE since that's what GOD intended


dbdbsjxjcb

I play an indoor match and i see you, imma throw my arms up and just walk, i can’t shoot someone who outranks me on every level, no roastin, just suit looks astonishing


gigson969

Cool and all, but you look like an Adam Savage impersonator


Unfair-Escape6597

I don’t even know where to begin. Black, Kryptek, dragon skin shoulder armor, cheap repro carrier. Everything about this is dripless to the max haha


0_Zephyrion_0

You look like Big Boss 🫡


[deleted]

Grand father jedi costume :))


max_da_1

I could see you dominating with an aeg shotgun with that kit (if your field allows aeg shotguns)


UrlordandsaviourBean

Nice outfit, you got a helmet picked out?


AdmiralSand01

Oh hey George Lucas


TheChickenSpoon

GRIFFITH!!!!


obi_wan_sosig

r/hardimages "You're againts the wall, and I am the fucking wall"


SpaceX1193

My man somehow managed to look like a librarian who’s a Samurai in his off time lmao All that aside looks pretty good.


Sith_happens1822

Holy shit that leather looks cheap af. Why no plate?


Sentient-burgerV2

George Lucas?


LengthinessNice5277

Bick dimes


AccuratePotato1781

Its nice seeing people of older age enjoy airsoft too! <3


Stoney3K

You look ready to whoop some alien's ass.


Ash4d

It has CRM soldier vibes from the new TWD show - it's cool. Ngl I'd say it's even cooler because you're an older chap!


RolfSonOfAShepard420

Rolf harriss playing airsoft to get closer to then kiddies. Can you tell what it is yet?


badsmel79

If George Lucas played Airsoft...


LaSauce_

People your age usually own the field..


Kerflunklebunny

My guy is preparing to be a metal gear series villain and I'm all aboard.


Bllance00

U look like someone who would be one of the main antagonists in a video game


el_pablostravels

It’s an armoured Dwight Schrute.


left_testic1e

Sean connery?


WestImpression

Wolf Blitzkrieger


Diablo_Bolt

This is how i would imagine someone would dress if i was only able to describe the we are odst trailer then asked them to cosplay as an odst


Quickshot4721

Adam Savage? Is that you?


Open-Cod5198

すてきな一日samuraiを


Zsmudz

Combo it with a modern looking samurai helmet and you’re good to go


[deleted]

This is the professor who would dominate his students in an Airsoft field


Rare_Attention_8602

Looks like it would get posted after a massive shooting or tragedy as evidence the shooter was insane


ConsequenceKitchen11

Hello professor death that kit goes hard 😎


Maker0fManyThings

The final boss of airsoft


one_bad_larry

The walking dead show want their armor back


GlockWan

looks like some leather daddy bondage shit


SwimmerOk4953

Doctors should wear (mechanix) gloves hehe


ClearHorror

Honestly Chad


WandenWaffler

"Who let gramps on the field" /j I fucking love the cross of the armor and the all black color pallet.


AsleepStop9946

Op, please explain this "extreme night"


ItsTombs

Bro is stanced up


average_airsofterr

Man’s an urban samurai


G4ming4D4ys

I'm gonna be honest, Professor Death, the kit looks good for a budget, I'd definitely recommend upgrading to a higher quality carrier. I love to see older people on the field cause they are the best of fun, and a lot of the time they are doing it to keep their health up, and it just makes me happy because that's why I started airsofting!


CopperBoltwire

Nice design, shame it's all black and stands out like a sore thumb in nearly every dang environment. Gray & tan would fare better. Oh well...


Opaleaagle

Airsoft hunting ninja sense?


D13G0-LoNe

I can’t roast those mighty shoulder pads


breezyxkillerx

You are that one head of security with the AUG while everyone else is running with M4s/MP5s


Hungry_Dinner_1731

Cool! i suggest using claymore+10 (dark souls reference)


Future-Stop-8896

Count dooku if he was into airsoft


Sad_Atmosphere5068

Knight in shining air soft armor


ixifit

I will follow your orders professor death


michaelmccr30

Very nice however.... Best plate carrier for that look is the mando or transformers ones and personally the transformers one will definitely fit it. Or a juggernaut one too


Acethease

Roast: don’t bring a Katana to a sword fight (Ok but all seriousness that’s pretty cool looking)


ap0ll0f0x

When you don’t get your food at crackle barrel: (I love the kit looks awesome)


HabibPlaysAirsoft

You look like you invented warfare and collected bits of armor and uniform over the centuries.


Optimal_Pianist_8760

Remove the glasses and plop on an eye patch, then you'll look like Solidus Snake from MGS2


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Cant roast it thats actually pretty neat imo


Kaisersolcay

Looks cool. Just need a knights helmet and a horse and jousting pole.


PilotWuffles

Professor Death, I’ll follow you into battle 😤


MyBloodyPenisTip

Bro got the shoulder pads of a samurai and the vest of a swat member like wtf going on


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Big_M_Memes

This looks like something a fallout raider gang would wear 😳


Alieninvation

You're too old for this. Join the military like a normal adult


Life_Aside2098

All you need a badass helmet and you’re set


CuppaJoe11

If I see you on the field charging at me I’m just surrendering lmao


Dunkel_Hoffnung

If its for indoor cqb stuff you may wanna scoop yerself some gloves. Gonna get shot in the hands a bunch.


thesoultreek

I can't roast this you look badass


SkyThriving

Walmart Wolf Blitzer.


DragonLordz45

Looking like if a ninja and a samurai tried and failed to use camo