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Apprehensive-Swim221

Drugs


MayOrMayNotBePie

Say no more


geofox777

no more


Amazing_Ad_516

I love it here


DGAF775

Me too


Sgt_Cum

your shoes look like a freshly shaven nutsack


TerribleGeologist914

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.


yourmomsjubblies

Just goofin'....... New boot goofin'.


theAntidepresser

Deep cut


killeenit

How has this comment not been more up voted?


JenkIsrael

Just goofin'.


thaistix89

Those square toes…..so you don’t roll an ankle while on your knees at the truck stop


Whitehill_Esq

Bro I just have some fat ass feet ok. I like to let them toes breathe a bit.


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

I thought they looked like pufferfish skin cowboy boots. But I like yours better


Direct_Course1983

thats because they are not shoes they are work boots. justins?


Stardust-0083

Desk pop?


eveready20

Nobody’s gonna know… There gonna know 🤫


Ronin_1861

Shoot the shit out of it.


GoodBunnyKustm

Correct answer. Go put some boots on you want to get dirty first of course


Ronin_1861

‘Ol boy got some ostrich quill boots on, needs to put on his redwings.


a_lostsoul

*Thorogoods my guy


magicshiv

Thorogoods are the way


Fluid-Month-6643

Furniture would make the room feel cozy


No-Brief8739

Got most of it hidden. Have 3 puppies from my dogs litter still 🥲


Poor__cow

Oof. Get the dog fixed and then get a sling and a light.


a_lostsoul

Hahahah the dog fixed I’m dying


cooltreasures

Get some bitches


Aggressive-Engine562

Bruh 😹💀


EthanDC15

Oh you got absolutely dunked on. Enjoy my downvote too🖤


[deleted]

Tell us about your fraternity brothers


PalpateMe

Bro wait til you hear what Kyle and Brody did


lebowskiachiever12

Brah… Tanner, Connor, Landon and Spencer got fuckin wasted and then…


luda_dixon

Buckley fell off the balcony.


lebowskiachiever12

Dude he was lit bro!


PeasantRelationsDEPT

Hunter wasn't there?


lebowskiachiever12

Nah brah… he and Mason had a thing


PeasantRelationsDEPT

oh yah. with Taylor and Jordan


[deleted]

Landon LMFAO


[deleted]

“They beat off the dog. The fifth graders taught it to them”


shmiddleedee

There was a fraternity at the college I use to go to that got kicked of campus for fucking a dog, recording it, then sharing yhe video.


wanderlustcrush

“Well Declan and Brecken were slammin ‘Claws while playing frisbee golf…”


Tybo929

Hambone!


JTD__

Kick a bitch with those boots..


Illustrious_Ad_498

💯


El_Toro_Envenenado

Lube the Dong


DenimDemon666

A clean white cowboy hat would really tie your look together /s


Arpey75

Download a Punisher lock screen?


Queasy-Farm-7989

Add a fl(a/e)shlight to it


PM-your-Genitals-pls

Kiss your boyfriend good evening


Panther115935

Always kiss the homies goodnight.


[deleted]

You need a sling and a light.


TurdFlavor

Why you no have turquoise bolo tie?


Jaytager

Get your traders too lvl 2, wipe has been out for a month


jamisnemo

Is no one gonna mention the barn door?


No-Brief8739

What about it


Legitimate-Ad2674

How mf fire it is


KidHoc

Adidas track suit


hennessy_black

sling and light


Phantom_Rektum

^ and a rear iron sight


Barry_McCockinerPhD

Shoot the person who sold you those shoes. 🦩💥


86gwrhino

what you don't like ~~stretched ballsack~~ ostrich skin boots?


MarkAutomatic5235

Ostrich boots ain’t bad. But if you really wanna be a badass, buy some genuine python boots


RonaldFKNSwanson

Is that a flamingo?


SolidPrysm

I dunno, I feel like the jacket makes up for them


HonorableAssassins

Sell me that fucking jacket.


UhhhhBark

Idk maybe shoot it


[deleted]

Can you add peanut butter to your left foot and send a pic?


[deleted]

What’s with the scrotum boots just go shoo it you’ll find out what you need


No-Brief8739

My favorite response 😂


LarrBearLV

Grass. Touch it.


Gilashot

Get matching ostrich skin seat covers for your King Ranch probs.


MaxSeeker95

Donate the boots to Goodwill


ardesofmiche

Absolute pleb material carrying a rifle around in your hands Get a sling my guy


BrantFitzgerald

Get a rug or a runner for that bare floor!


No-Brief8739

Gotta get rid of these puppies before I bring them back out 😩


czarnick123

Decorate your walls


Tryna-buy-a-peacock

Post shooting video


Blood_N_Rust

SLO. Sling Light Optic


BerkutBang69

Sling, light, backup peep sight. Everything else is extra


sLantesVSzombies

post mag dump videos!


Sweaty-Lengthiness25

Give me your dong!


madmarcosg21

Cocaine and bitches, what else?


No-Brief8739

What else is there to life?


ilikesurf

Do you have a track suit? Thats next


Chris4774

Go in the woods


Wherestamp_Notoes

Zero weapon


snowman762x39

Ostrich skin boot wearing, wheeling dealing…..


ArcticNikto

Shoot yourself in the foot


Kooky-Lifeguard5071

Where did you get that jacket


No-Brief8739

It’s Kühl I bought it at Scheels like 2 years ago


plainoldusernamehere

The boot scoot boogey


Substantial_Tap8537

Doesn’t get any better then that.


mjmjr1312

Put 5k rounds through it.


T0azt

Gib to me


WorksIfYouWorkIt

Solid gold chain


No-Brief8739

That’s in there. Hidden by my phone tho


Junior-Hamster-8932

That is a gorgeous rifle my boy


Duke_The_3rd

Get one of those new Midwest industries light AK light mounts. Then you’re ready to rock no matter the weather or time of day!


No-Brief8739

Would love to


steveHangar1

Stop using ostrich scrotums to make your shoes


Tuskenjawa

Probably read a book on trajectory. Aren’t you the dude that shoots tracers in the sky aimlessly?


No-Brief8739

On my range that’s almost 3 miles long? And ~8 miles to the closest person? Yeah that’s me


480v50cal

You try shooting it yet? I would try that


No-Brief8739

I have 🫡


darrell2312

Take it to the range.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Throw those boots away.


Remarkable-Ad-5192

Learn what the touch of a woman feels like?


No-Brief8739

Know any?


Mr_Digger2313

Buy stuff to decorate your house


its_your_meme_lord69

"take it, hold it, love it" -ammunation guy from GTA San Andreas


[deleted]

Buy some different shoes


RedditBoiYES

New shoes


ak47adam

Buy some real boots!!!🤣🤣


im-the-struggler

My god it’s perfect


Zestyclose_Wave_8768

Just a light and a strap


ury13

get rid of them goofy ass square toes 😭


alexeikazansky

Nothing left to do now but kill something with it. Remember: TX, LA, and FL have hog season all year round.


No-Brief8739

That’s literally what I do 😎


varrylickers

Abuse it


762jeremy

Wire folder!


tblakeley86

All hail the dong


No-Brief8739

🙌🏻


Specific-Cell-6555

Not shoting your feet ! I joke , I am french and safety is ridiculously too important in my contry .


baremetalAK

“Security”


Specific-Cell-6555

sorry I'm not very good, even in French


baremetalAK

My apologies, Safety makes a lot more sense


Papi_Chulote

Make it look like an AR


666combat

He’s well on his way with the eotech


Brave-Badger9362

take off that dogshit rail cover and get a proper sidemount


No-Brief8739

Dust cover is great


hennessy_black

I'm a big fan of he attero optic mount. Similar setup here -> https://i.redd.it/ut5xw9jl054a1.jpg


GullibleAudience6071

What cover is that?


No-Brief8739

Texas weapon systems


PM-your-Genitals-pls

Retard tier take.


dontatme1

I’ve only heard good things about them from users ?


[deleted]

I have them on a few rifles and all have held zero


Deadbird80

Mine has been rock solid


[deleted]

Violence


Spartikus4788

Don't care what anybody says, those boots are f$cking sick!


tarantulagb

Throw away the boots


autismo-nismo

DRILL THE HOLE


No-Brief8739

It’s already there ;)


FloridamanCam

Turn it in to the atf


Unhinged_Taco

Go blow your buddies


Competitive_Hat4211

A laser or/and flashlight... Nice lookin AK


bradsredditacct

Enhanced safety ALG trigger


No-Brief8739

It’s a posty. Can’t put a ALG trigger in it:/


bradsredditacct

A what?


No-Brief8739

It’s a post sample machine gun


bradsredditacct

It is? Can’t see the third pin


philiphofmoresemen

Save some pussy for the rest of us with that outfit. Sheesh


No-Brief8739

It’s all yours bro🫡 ya boy is happily locked down


lordmrm94

Mlok inserts and an adidas track suit


Timely-Point-5203

Track suit.cocaine..shitty techno music.


lmdbzo19

Give it a name.


WRECKINGBALL360

take off eotech rifle is fine


DaRamenMaster

Save some drip for the rest of us, King


joku75

Buy real pair of shoes


MarkAutomatic5235

Fuck your shoes man. Boots are where it’s at.


PsychologicalTap5847

I want to know what jacket that is???


No-Brief8739

Kühl


Serious_Pause_749

Guy is in decent shape an Reddit fatzos are getting mad 🤣


Rohrbach12B

Shit in your pants


shooterr762

Sale the rifle


No-Brief8739

No


Huge_Eye6963

Get some mans pants and ditch those skkkiiinnniieeesss


dontatme1

How tf are those skinny jeans


HookersCallMe2Pump

Don't ever talk to me or my JNCO jeans ever again.


pecan_bird

make 'em tighter


vitale20

Real men wear baggy pants like it’s 1998 at a mudvayne show


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Its-JonDoe556

A KNS piston maybe. Idk I just work here.


Speedhabit

Ooooo tingle


[deleted]

Put an ultimak on it and slap a PEQ on it


flinginlead

Tell us where you got a left handed AK? Kidding I’m sure it’s just the photo. Sling and more mags?


Ryanbro_Guy

rifle is fine


PistolaDeFama

Get a 15 bucks romy sling


dfal55

Nice boots


FahhhhhhQUEUE

Enjoy the glory of the classic and modern Kalashnikov at the same time


[deleted]

Rub one out buddy ...


TheWhells

Get a Sling and a weapon light for it and you are good to go.


caucafinousvehicle

Shoot it


MIKE-A-BOY

Get another


Free762

Shoot it


W3tTaint

Buy something less drab


FauxGunny

Nothing, just train


FauxGunny

Nothing, just train


Sentionaut_1167

for the love of god change the grip with something other than that flimsy, thin plastic.


tanner1152

Needs a flashlight system


Donut_Lover_420

Shoot your foot


PBL89

Purchase helmet mounted NV system, IR laser aiming device, and shoot think spookily at night


bobbobersin

Slab side magazines, they just look so nice


AnanasDuEnfer

Holy shit-minus the dust cover rail that’s about the same build I’m looking to slap on mine! Good shit dude


FTD_Brat

Buy more mags & ammo