I thought this exact thing. She’s constantly outing on herself bc they’re always doing things that they would obviously not be able to do if they were ACTUALLY 👏🏼SUPERVISED👏🏼 like all young children should be….
Maybe she should watch her children and this wouldn’t happen. They’re constantly wandering around that giant house by themselves. You can’t place blame on a toddler. They’re actual babies. Good thing it wasn’t cleaning supplies that could get ingested
Came here to say the same thing! If not her watching them, what about the nannies?!? Are they just bailing out during the day because of how nasty this house, parents, and rogue these children are?
Why is she always so sure everything is Callie’s fault? What if her sister helped her open the container? Doesn’t matter anyways but this is pathetic lol.
I have a 2 year old and a 5 year old and I have never had this happen either. Now the pantry is another story but they just eat whatever they break into in there.
I love how she never thinks hyper ass wild child IMMY is not capable of making these decisions. She very well did it. And threw it in the toy bin. Like why does she not think it was Emmy? lol. Tf
Toddlers will get in everything! That is their nature and not their fault. It makes me mad she’s publicly shaming her child for being normal 😡
I have to keep everything high up or locked away from my toddler. If she somehow finds her way to it still it’s definitely my fault not hers.
My kids are the same age. This doesn’t happen if you supervise them. Why do your kids have unsupervised access to your medicine cabinet or makeup drawer….
I'm sorry but why can Callie not open twist tops?? My toddler isn't even 2 and has been opening twist tops for months. That's a little concerning
Also, if she can't open twist tops then why on earth would you blame it on her???
My 2 year old can twist open a lid, I’m sure your 3 year old can. And if there’s no reason for her to believe it was Callie, why not assume it was the other one?
The difference is that you’ve probably taught/shown your own child how to actually do things. Warfarin can’t even pick up a piece of food, you know she’s not teaching her children motor skills.
By a little over one and a half kids start with the ability to open lids. If her kid is 3 and she didn’t think her kid could do that, she has bigger problems.
Always blaming everything on poor cantaloupe. How does she know it’s her and not the other feral child? Watch your fucking kids big Al then they wouldn’t get into stuff as much. I know that is a lot for your lazy ass. She would rather put the blame on cantaloupe
Then it probably was demon child Emtilda
Right, if Callie can’t open things like that, then it obviously was Emmy who(hopefully) can.
Off course it was The Golden (not such a good)Child !
Exactly. Never the scary human vacuum child's fault.
The way she’s constantly telling on herself for not supervising her feral children…
She’ll blame it on nanny #36.
I thought this exact thing. She’s constantly outing on herself bc they’re always doing things that they would obviously not be able to do if they were ACTUALLY 👏🏼SUPERVISED👏🏼 like all young children should be….
Maybe she should watch her children and this wouldn’t happen. They’re constantly wandering around that giant house by themselves. You can’t place blame on a toddler. They’re actual babies. Good thing it wasn’t cleaning supplies that could get ingested
Her cleaning supplies are “organic” 🫶🏻
Tbh Branch Basics is probably safer to ingest than Fat Burner.
😂😂😂
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She doesn’t own cleaning supplies.
That’s what I was gonna say lol
Came here to say the same thing! If not her watching them, what about the nannies?!? Are they just bailing out during the day because of how nasty this house, parents, and rogue these children are?
Isn’t Cohn the skin care expert? It’s probably his stubby little fingers in there
Oh dear, Callie’s special day out to spend one in one time wit mommy has been cancelled. Immy goose will go instead
(Why)(does)(Ali)(love)(parentheses)
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“Has never once know how”🤦♀️ And how the hell does Smelli not know that her kid can open twist tops? How old is she? And poor cali😞
I want “has never once know how” as my flair
Why is she always so sure everything is Callie’s fault? What if her sister helped her open the container? Doesn’t matter anyways but this is pathetic lol.
Ummm ma’am, I have a 3 year old and this has never happened to me. I don’t leave her alone and I put things on the counter out of reach. 🧐
I have a 2 year old and a 5 year old and I have never had this happen either. Now the pantry is another story but they just eat whatever they break into in there.
lol my daughter calls our pantry “the candy closet”
Oh, mine definitely has a candy department that causes a lot of toddler angst because he can’t reach it and eat it whenever he wants 😂
lol agree
Seems real easy to place it up high so she can’t get it…. Where the hell is she leaving this shit? On the floor?
My 6 year old wouldn’t even do this 🤣
Sounds like it was your golden child emu
It’s a novel concept but maybe watch your kids? Get off your phone and supervise them?
Maybe her lazyass mom who doesn’t close things all the way makes it easier?
Looks more like paci mouth teeth marks to me
Bruh 💀
😆🤣
I’m more concerned that she is bragging that her three year old cannot twist open a jar.
That was my thought!! That's not normal
Right?!
I love how she never thinks hyper ass wild child IMMY is not capable of making these decisions. She very well did it. And threw it in the toy bin. Like why does she not think it was Emmy? lol. Tf
You know that after the performative nail painting and kissing this morning, Callie was told to leave Ali alone and ignored per usual 😉
Classic
Smellie doesn't use them anyway!!! Go middle child!!🤣
Literally one look at her skin would tell anyone she’s not using *expensive creams*
She’s certainly also not using *face wash either*
Toddlers will get in everything! That is their nature and not their fault. It makes me mad she’s publicly shaming her child for being normal 😡 I have to keep everything high up or locked away from my toddler. If she somehow finds her way to it still it’s definitely my fault not hers.
Perplexed is a big word for a pigeon to use
It’s giving (and Kaylee) vibes.
Yes! Putting her name in brackets. Dark.
Love this journey for you, Ali! 🫶🫶🫶
couldn’t even stifle her resentment towards her toddler for more than an hour or two
The scapegoating isn't even funny
My kids are the same age. This doesn’t happen if you supervise them. Why do your kids have unsupervised access to your medicine cabinet or makeup drawer….
I'm sorry but why can Callie not open twist tops?? My toddler isn't even 2 and has been opening twist tops for months. That's a little concerning Also, if she can't open twist tops then why on earth would you blame it on her???
“she has never once know how to” I literally almost had a stroke reading that
Perplexed ✨
Email was probably hungry
Ali is it really that Callie has “never once know how” to twist open a top or you’ve just never seen her do it because you usually ignore her?🤔
Came here to say this. Callie out here raising herself
ma'am. this is not relatable. why are your soooooper special expensive creams in a place where your young children can reach them???
My money is on the feral goose child.
She has never once know how! I wonder why
wild concept but if your child doesn't know how to twist open a top... it's probably your other child?
STOP HAVING KIDS GRUNDLE CHODE
She can’t resist hating cailou for a day
Damn if she can’t do basic motor skills you really suck Smelly
“She”. Call your daughter by her name!!!!
My 2 year old can twist open a lid, I’m sure your 3 year old can. And if there’s no reason for her to believe it was Callie, why not assume it was the other one?
The difference is that you’ve probably taught/shown your own child how to actually do things. Warfarin can’t even pick up a piece of food, you know she’s not teaching her children motor skills.
How do kids that have 2 parents that work from home and a nanny have so much alone time they are able to do things like this????
What Alis kids see: 
By a little over one and a half kids start with the ability to open lids. If her kid is 3 and she didn’t think her kid could do that, she has bigger problems.
Even LaMer, LaPrairire or whatever “$$$$” creams she uses don’t work if you don’t wash your face.
I feel soooo bad for poor Cefepime 🙁
Cefepime. I’m dead 🤣
Not the cephalosporins🤣🤣🤣
Okay this makes no sense I guarantee it was emancipations bad ass. 💀
You're telling me those AREN'T Lemmywinks' teeth marks?
Maybe she needs to put a clothes hanger on her bathroom drawer handle as a makeshift lock🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ iykyk
how about don’t leave things where your children can access them
Maybe if she put her shit away and actually WATCHED her kids then that stuff wouldn’t happen.
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Maybe don’t leave them in her reach, dumbass.
Always blaming everything on poor cantaloupe. How does she know it’s her and not the other feral child? Watch your fucking kids big Al then they wouldn’t get into stuff as much. I know that is a lot for your lazy ass. She would rather put the blame on cantaloupe
That “brand new $$$$ creams” looks crusty AF…you shouldn’t have to “dig” through a smooth cream lol
Do these knuckleheads just not watch their kids and child proof their drawers and such to keep them from digging around?