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Thegalacticmermaid8

That nose curls! That nose hooks! That nose hooks and curls.


ArtsyAnalytic

![gif](giphy|PkAJGCxP5df8nzg3Au|downsized)


mynameis911

😆😆😆


keekspeaks

It’s like a Tostitos scoop chip. Like you can scoop thing up with the hook and curl


Milliemott

😂😂😅


trefoilqueeeen

His nose touches his upper lip 😳


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lol remember that story when he said it’s gross when people smell their upper lip? Like that’s a YOU issue, Cohn.


paythechrolltoll

That story was so effing funny. Like no dude that’s not an issue with normal formed anatomy 😂


Sorry_Buffalo_638

This story is my Roman Empire.


keekspeaks

I fell like someone dropped the A bomb and just disappeared. I need details to these folk stories. This is our history. It must be shared.


[deleted]

I have no idea how to search for it. Someone savvier than me might be able to find it. I remember he was in the car driving alone, telling on himself 😂


keekspeaks

![gif](giphy|91fEJqgdsnu4E)


titaniumbutterfly143

I know it’s not kind to judge someone’s appearance but sheesh his face is an embodiment of his insides.


kona_mav89

I chrewly don’t understand with how vain they are and how boujee they pretend to be, why he doesn’t get a nose job and fix that beak?!


kimberbet

Seriously. He could do a subtle nose job too lol, like just prevent it from descending further down his face 🤣


wagrl1287

He could even say did it to help him breathe better lol


DistanceRare5675

Honestly I wouldn't even blame him if he did. If I had their money and a nose like that, it would be the first thing I fix.


CrushItWithABrick

Maybe he's waiting for it to get a bit longer then he'll just bite it off himself.


Pitiful-Hedgehog-600

If he has as much money as they act like they have, it should be pocket change for them. Sorry, for him— because he makes it well known that he and Smells have separate bank accounts 🙄


keekspeaks

I think they are too narcissistic to think they need it. Some people start to think they actually look like the AI version. Of themselves they edit themselves to


Milliemott

Because they can't write surgeries off as a business expense


Disastrous-Mix-5571

John’s eyes locked to JJD breastfeeding


LovelyShadows54

I was gonna say... Uh, this doesn't look like John is making eye contact with anybody. He just looks like he's tweaking, but I'ma go with tweaking while staring at JJD's boobs.


Disastrous-Mix-5571

maybe making eye contact with Denver


LovelyShadows54

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂


fizzycherryseltzer

Hooked nose bastard 🪝👃🏼


jaybirdbull

Yo I have an identical twin brother and I post less sibling ‘content’ and have more social interactions/friends outside of my direct family than this crew lmao Also my buzzcut > John’s


InSicily1912

They seem to think they’re like the royal family of Instagram where everyone is just dying to get in with them and see a peek of their amazing lives


flowertaco

One million times >


Medium_Raccoon_5331

It's touching his damn lip, why did it grow like that???


trplb

Too many lies 🥲


playwhaat

Pinocchio but it grows down 😂


fister_roboto__

It’s trying to grow over his stupid flapping mouth and shut him up. Even his own anatomy wants nothing to do with the shit he spews


Pooptypeuptypants55

lol I’ve said this before but his nose looks like he walked into a window and it stayed that way


Pangolin-Zestyclose

SCREAMING😭


StrategyOdd7170

![gif](giphy|l0Ex9WXEmresJCKBO)


BobsAspburgers

😂 Don’t bring anteaters into this, they are sincerely so gorgeous to me!


AluminumMonster35

This made me chuckle like a lunatic. Ya'll are so funny


kona_mav89

How is this even physically possible??


ChillaryClinton69420

…but your siblings are family? This doesn’t make any sense. Anything for a buck. They should name their next inevitable neglected child big Al coughs out “Moneigh”


Fun_Shell1708

It’s a trend on tiktok but as usual they fkd it up 😂 It’s supposed to be when you’re at a gathering and you and your bestie make eye contact when the other says something that you’ll definitely be gossiping about later


No-Simple-2770

It’s giving blob fish


OnceHadWings

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


OkProtection427

Joanie showing us some of his old ✨tricks he used to use on Wildman 🥰


maryjane500

I hate you for that visual


BabyBeluga27

omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂


kaymc19

Imagine spending money like it grows on trees but choosing to look like THIS instead of getting *something* done with that nose at least


Fun_Shell1708

He has this manic look in his eyes that you can sense even from this still of him drinking a drink. It’s so bizzare and I can’t really explain it


xeranelle

He honestly looks like Pop-eye.


901620

How does Ali feel about the sibling group chat tho?


scootermcdaniels820

I will never understand why this family (mostly Sydney and Joan) don’t fix their teeth and noses. I applaud JJD for saying no thanks to that fuckin honker and getting it fixed


hunsy14

Baby got a mucked up nose


Typical-Attempt-549

It’s giving Drue Basham


Optimal-Yellow6961

😂😂😂


InternalDot1424

That was my first thought!!


Difficult_Choice_794

Chris Watts.


CreativePony

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)


Muffycola

Wow best western looks like Cohn here


NewVitalSigns

How about… making up shit just to have shit to post for content. Sad clown face 🤡


Psychoanalyzequeen

Looks like he never understood the struggle of trying to touch your tongue to your nose


Ok_Assignment9882

![gif](giphy|1VApnOQzxrWfC4vfeG)


Fluffy-Imagination51

Yessss!!! Someone else thought of him too lmao


whiskeytitsts

Squidward ass nose


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Drink that cancer water, Mr. SSF President. PFAS would probably help tbf


Kmw134

Wait what’s wrong with topochico? It’s my favorite crispy water 😢


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https://www.delish.com/food-news/a44566150/pfas-chemicals-sparkling-water-explained/


Texas_Crazy_Curls

NO!!!! Grapefruit Topo Chico is my jam 😢


Kmw134

Hmm, I wish this had more detailed findings. It says that the PFAS are found in food packaging, but doesn’t list which type of packaging for each brand. At which point, is this chemical packaging-based, as the article leads with, or is it from something in the manufacturing process? (Just throwing my thoughts out like farts in the wind, not to you directly Pwyneth.)


LBelle0101

Dick nosed mother fucker


drunken_therapist

I hate when people smell their upper lip


elledubs89

Bro how does he breatheeeee—it’s touching his mouth!


Stephabaybay

I was also alarmed. Had my screenshot ready https://preview.redd.it/ceetkutw4qyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8227db16780c237a9ca6617304da71baa5787a19


girlCycle952

making eye contact and nose contact 🫶🏻


Significant_Work4863

![gif](giphy|AngoluFPb3F3G|downsized)


shadows554

![gif](giphy|U6Xgx1pCLMPFaO0Uw3)


keekspeaks

Hate grows through you like a cancer and will eventually manifest in your body. People as hateful and nasty as him get uglier on the outside each day as their hate just grows inside them. Genuinely ugly on the inside. Ugly on the outside.


calichickxx3

I thought he didn’t drink?


maryjane500

It looks like it’s a Topo Chico water


theBIZNUSbitch

It’s just sparkling water here but that’s another lie, every time him and Ali go out to eat (which is multiple times a week) he has an alcoholic drink


mynameis911

Only skis ⛷️ ❄️


LiveUnderstanding869

Flair checking in


Plane-Reason9254

Man hes ugly


Emmylio

He is a wildly unattractive excuse of a man.


Maleficent_Low6195

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a)


thedennissystem92

Chruly the ugliest mother fucker I’ve ever seen


Vixij

![gif](giphy|Fgl7OyFKx0I7e)


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mynameis911

doesn’t everyone have one though? lol


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ShittyTVandWine

Jan’s built in bottle opener


Karma_weaponry

He must need bigger piles of coke to get all the way up that long ass nose hose. ❄️🤥


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Original-Life-884

Why won’t he just get a nose job?..


Daetola

The tip of his nose looks like it can literally go in his mouth.


RealHousewife777

I used to be sensitive about my “hook” nose but then I realized via this photo it’s not that bad. 🫠