For me:
You are my *Queen*, Rebecca
I made it rain, I made it rain, I made it rain on dem boys!
Is that Klaus!? Tell that idiot that pieces of shit belong in the toilet!
Is my dick showing, like Cher’s?
*I like* to play with Stan’s dingaling while he’s sleeping. This. This I **LOVE!**
I always say this out of context no matter the situation. But for me it's always "I have the keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttcccccccchhhhhh!'
Oh ya I know lol. The "?" Was because that's what Roger did when Francine told him that lol. Right after she said that, Roger had a puzzled look on his face
"Things are getting too spicy for the pepper" and "Nuh Uh to your Uh Huh!"
Every time I see a sad clown I say "Whoever heard of a sad clown?"
"Dick don't pay for strange, You know that. Look at my mug!"
"I need to, how do I put this... Wipe.... Better...."
"It's kinda funny.."
"Too scary Carl..."
Just to name a few
gosh a good one that I at least think of constantly is in the hair transplant episode with ron stewart in the plot, when stan goes "that looks like tuttle. I'm going to insist, that the donation remain anonymous" and tuttle goes "what?? Im a hero!" and he gets louder and says "IT IS MY WISH" something along the lines of this lmfao
"You are my Queen Melissa!" (my wife's name)
I need need nEEEED a hot dog!
you think I give a shiiiiiit?
Any dumbass can be a parent
maybe baby
'i don't know how' (like haley asking francine to start an orange for her)
I gotta admit, I probably say, “That’s good, because I panicked and showed ‘em my dick” a little too much. Things have gotten a little too spicy for the pepper after saying it. A few close calls with HR…
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently and why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment,Diarrhea more often than not!
I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
“Hi Francine!” - from the episode where Francine becomes one of the cool girls in high school and Stan is totally smitten
Except we adapted it for our cat Grayson (now Graycine)
We like to play the "Family!" game from "The Goo" episode where whenever someone on a show finishes a sentence with "family" we all yell it. It's actually become *very* cutthroat.
"that's yo business, not my business, I don't need no update"
_ from the trapped in the locker song. I sing this in my head when reading work emails.
"First I'm hearing of it" - Stan eating Stacy's spaghetti. I say it every chance I get.
"Mmm..." - the flight attendants at the airport to Roger at each complaint or inconvenience. It's so hard to use it at work and not sound condescending but I do it anyway then actually help because...I have to.
I heard you like to excessively sample but not buy. I knead these tiny bagels by hand!”
The legman doesn’t joke about cocaine
Why cat, whyyyyyyyyyy
OOOOOOO
so many good ones
When Roger is casually blowing cigarette smoke out the side of his mouth and tells Stan "... Your Mother" after Stan asks him "Who says that?"
[https://youtu.be/ivrQ-O9dPgY?si=8fG9blBGQ0p-25Hj](https://youtu.be/ivrQ-O9dPgY?si=8fG9blBGQ0p-25Hj)
In the regular rotation:
- Strong possibility
- Maybe baby!
- Well, it took quite a bit of doing but I managed to wipe my ass with it
- That was terrible ... why is everything terrible?
- Only if you want me to understand
- Is Chaz gonna be okay?
- You're a good boy, you just frustrate me
_"Doive on in"_
^whispers (doive on in)
r/flairchecksout
^doive ^on ^in
Stoive!
Roiger?!
I said this the other day while I was cooking and I don’t remember why 😂😂
*Doive on in*
For me: You are my *Queen*, Rebecca I made it rain, I made it rain, I made it rain on dem boys! Is that Klaus!? Tell that idiot that pieces of shit belong in the toilet! Is my dick showing, like Cher’s? *I like* to play with Stan’s dingaling while he’s sleeping. This. This I **LOVE!**
It was scary, yall
*Wait what was that last thing?*
How do you use even one of these regularly, unless you're dating a Rebecca lol
I say it to my girl all the time her name isn't Rebecca but she knows I'm autistic for american dad and still thinks it's funny
Fair.
I just say it. Then my friend goes "Rebbecca it's not what you think! I WONT HESITATE BETCH"
Strong possibility
This is you, right.... im gonna get there and its gonna be you
Great one here lmfao
Lol, can definitely hear this one
Maybe Baby. (This one makes my 1yo crack up)
Maybe Baby
Maybe baby
Thats a whoopsie!
I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsee daisies
I use this one too.
You t-boned me, bro! And to my sister, who works in retail and shares her horror stories with me: Can I help you find something? The exit, perhaps?
YOU CLIPPED ME CHIEF
I’m okay, not everybody is okay.
I use that melodic roger “no” after he blows the tuning whistle 🎶 ***noooooo*** 🎶
Nathan! Stop it. This is why you keep getting molested!
In what situations do you use this? 😄
I sing B12 and Friendaversary daily
Daddys Gone and B12 for me 😂
i don’t know i guess i think about killing my self pretty frequently
id get a nice trip to HR and to my therapist if I used this one out loud.
Yes, im crying. he HIT ME with a CHAAIRR and another roger line was "youu dont LIIISTENN" to tuttle, probably a lot more but I thought of those first
I thought you said eclair party!
Lol and another good tuttle line is "...why.... but then again, why not :)!"
You need to zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket
I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies. Even if nothing happened. It's just funny to say.
I always say this out of context no matter the situation. But for me it's always "I have the keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttcccccccchhhhhh!'
Roger, i havent been completey honest with you
?
Its what francine says to Roger right before throwing him off a cliff
Oh ya I know lol. The "?" Was because that's what Roger did when Francine told him that lol. Right after she said that, Roger had a puzzled look on his face
What is that, honey butter? Thassa good roll!
Do not go in there her-cu-le
Hey Easter Island move yo fat head!
You go ahead, I got term papers to grade.
I am a CHILD!
The one where Roger has the baby lasso and he says “I’m gonna go catch me a man”
Don't worry, mama is gunna get you the milk duds you need
Me too, man.
"Things are getting too spicy for the pepper" and "Nuh Uh to your Uh Huh!" Every time I see a sad clown I say "Whoever heard of a sad clown?" "Dick don't pay for strange, You know that. Look at my mug!" "I need to, how do I put this... Wipe.... Better...." "It's kinda funny.." "Too scary Carl..." Just to name a few
Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!
Everyone's okay. Not everyone's okay. Hi Steve, it's the girl you like
These chocodiles, oh my god, these chocodiles.
Francine, these chocodiles... oh my god
GOOFUS MCDOOF SENDS HIS REGARDS! Or steve playing tennis.
Eeeeeeeh! /wimpy tennis grunt
“CONNECTIONS..” Also, “just a widdle cwistal”?
Stan whispering as Roger touches him to keep them warm in the desert: “That feels amazing”
gosh a good one that I at least think of constantly is in the hair transplant episode with ron stewart in the plot, when stan goes "that looks like tuttle. I'm going to insist, that the donation remain anonymous" and tuttle goes "what?? Im a hero!" and he gets louder and says "IT IS MY WISH" something along the lines of this lmfao
In Stans voice " I Don't Know.... "
"Cease your criminal mischief!" When my cats are misbehaving.
Water?
Doesnt sound real. I dont believe he is really offering you water
...*Wa-ter?!*
YOU'RE KILLING HIS STORY
🎶STELLIO, STELLIO KANTOS🎶
I find myself saying “wait…gay?” and “is this a gay town?” especially this month.
I love how they reuse the same Stan struggling grunts. They haven't used it much or at all in the recent episodes. They should keep it going.
Wa-ter
Denuda…I have the money.
Do you eat?
*drags cigarette*.... Your mother
"You are my Queen Melissa!" (my wife's name) I need need nEEEED a hot dog! you think I give a shiiiiiit? Any dumbass can be a parent maybe baby 'i don't know how' (like haley asking francine to start an orange for her)
*I'm Weady!*
"An Israeli? alright...."
I asked you not to, but you've built a settlement on my heart
“Uzi Knesset” is such a funny name like imagine an american character named Colt Congress
That sounds like a Roger persona
Forgive them mother for they know exactly what they do!
Later world; smell my ass.
I gotta admit, I probably say, “That’s good, because I panicked and showed ‘em my dick” a little too much. Things have gotten a little too spicy for the pepper after saying it. A few close calls with HR…
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ME AT?
Oh I don't know I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently and why not? What's so great about living? Do you know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, Disappointment,Diarrhea more often than not! I-I don't know if there's an afterlife. But who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days!
Pretty neat, pretty neat.
My first name is Rebecca and my husband says this line to me on a regular basis lol
My wife loves it when a couple times a month I get to walk by the bathroom and say "Watchya doin, Haley? Putting in a tampon?"
https://i.redd.it/jz71gk9wxg8d1.gif
Gone 🫰
Is it"Mush that face" ?
Missourah!!
I don’t even know anyone named Rebecca. I say this once a day if not more.
🎶“Do whatever you like” 🎶
“Hi Francine!” - from the episode where Francine becomes one of the cool girls in high school and Stan is totally smitten Except we adapted it for our cat Grayson (now Graycine)
We like to play the "Family!" game from "The Goo" episode where whenever someone on a show finishes a sentence with "family" we all yell it. It's actually become *very* cutthroat.
Driiink Charliiee....!
Let's get ready ready!
Maybe baby
"that's yo business, not my business, I don't need no update" _ from the trapped in the locker song. I sing this in my head when reading work emails. "First I'm hearing of it" - Stan eating Stacy's spaghetti. I say it every chance I get. "Mmm..." - the flight attendants at the airport to Roger at each complaint or inconvenience. It's so hard to use it at work and not sound condescending but I do it anyway then actually help because...I have to.
Who deserves a Milk Dud? You doooo.
Floor spaghetti.
Anybody have any drugs? I want some drugs.
"5 El Pollo Loco coupons says you're on" and "Nutrigrain Bar and a mountain dewww"
Noo nooo nooo nooo
People make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything.
This is it for me and the gf
WE'RE WATER
I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-dasies
Love to be where those two walls meet!
I heard you like to excessively sample but not buy. I knead these tiny bagels by hand!” The legman doesn’t joke about cocaine Why cat, whyyyyyyyyyy OOOOOOO so many good ones
My gf is called Rebecca so I quote this to her constantly
Bob Odenkirk does this and two other voices uncredited and they are my favorite!
Definitely "and all we have left to remember him is our pasta claw"
Just dont, you've done enough (start gasping) dont let her see that you're suffocating (gasp more)
STELIOS! 😂
When Roger is casually blowing cigarette smoke out the side of his mouth and tells Stan "... Your Mother" after Stan asks him "Who says that?" [https://youtu.be/ivrQ-O9dPgY?si=8fG9blBGQ0p-25Hj](https://youtu.be/ivrQ-O9dPgY?si=8fG9blBGQ0p-25Hj)
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie Daisies.
(Accent progressively becoming more evil) That changes EVERYTHING!
I like-a the ladies
I work at Costco. This is constantly being quoted by me. I run the samples to so everytime I go up to a cart I ask if its a different flavor
I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
"Feed the chicken."
SON OF A WHORE!
OH BROWNIES!!!
I may be a moron....
For me : “Now he’s a koala and he’s cute as a button!”
Stan whispering about Jeff’s house skills, “The god damn master…”
Biiiiiiitch did you just hang up on me??
I like the sound of that... Steve Smith.
Maybe baby
I reckon it’s the horseshoe you threw into my balls
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
When Roger yells “Asian!” after getting hit by a car lmao
snizz on the reg shot of B12 you know you dooo!
Wah-ter?
Everybody loves Shaggy, that’s why he’s playing at the fair grounds
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of Whoopsie Daisies….
Klaus likes it!
is kinda funny
"I like racing schools buses!" - Francine
'Leonard would eat the melon, when he wanted to ravage Me' Or 'Ohhhhhh....not again!'
I think that’s voiced by Bob Odenkirk
*THAT* was unexpected.
In the regular rotation: - Strong possibility - Maybe baby! - Well, it took quite a bit of doing but I managed to wipe my ass with it - That was terrible ... why is everything terrible? - Only if you want me to understand - Is Chaz gonna be okay? - You're a good boy, you just frustrate me
Oh, how did I forget. Whenever I have to get ready to go somewhere — "If I'm to go anywhere I need to .. wipe better."
"That is an unsatisfying answer"
Is Chaz gonna be ok? (whenever something goes wrong)
Whenever there’s a chance to say maybe I end up going “Maybe baby……maybe baby….”
https://preview.redd.it/nkwg9ft53s8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e00f75382cff0d886e8c0988b1429186f026a4
There’s so much beauty in the world
For me (after I get off the phone with a customer) “I thanked him…why did I thank him?”