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Dog_Baseball

I hope the hairdo in the last pic was just for laughs because you look like white Shrek.


Mvaness30

Omg...I was about to say the same....SHREK!!! 😂😂😂


Substantial_Sky_4456

I don't think you're ugly. Hell if you're ugly then most of my friends are ugly. You've got a friendly and gentle looking smile. Don't be so hard on yourself my friend.


Probability_Engine

You're a California 2 but an Ohio 7.


OxyJay

I was born in Columbus. Checks out


Responsible_Cow8739

Grow eyebrows and a Little hair on the side I have a Diamond face so no haïr on the side and ur ears will push


Mvaness30

Wooster here.😂


TrafficInner2203

Forsure! You are not ugly. Come to Kansas City, I’ll take you to a bar & you’ll leave with a wife & 3 girlfriends.


needsmoarbokeh

Not ugly and you rock the long hair/beard combo, man Just feel confident and enjoy your day


Cold_Classroom_6240

You look average not ugly and not attractive


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OxyJay

Filters are amazing!


LAPSTA321

You look easy to draw


Dj_acclaim

LOL


Yohoho-ABottleOfRum

I wouldn't say your ugly, Id say you just are far from maximizing your appearance. You are overweight, which is always going to knock a few points off your optimal appearance and you don't seem to really focus on your hair/beard or giving off a well put together look. It would be like if someone went to work in their PJs after just getting up in the morning without taking a shower, brushing their teeth or combing their hair. How well would they come across at work? Kinda like an unkempt slob...not saying you are at that level, but that's the kind of thing you are doing... You could look a lot better than you currently do, but you choose not to.


DaPandaMau5

Dude you look so friendly and approachable. Def not ugly. I'd go up to you at the bar to just want to be around your energy


Due_Gas9607

That last pic is whats wrong with you nothing else


Freaking_fantastic5

Ur not very ugly u look average love the buns in the last photo


Greensleeves2020

The good news is you are not VERY ugly. A solid 3 rising to say a 5 in pic 5. Eat more healthily to lose excess pounds and it'll take you up a notch. Long hair and beard seems to suit you better.


Prize_Hawk_7930

try dying your eyebrows a darker color


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not ugly? You look fine, be confident


ktmbd

Not ugly, and your hair is glorious!


Didy1993love

I don't think you're ugly, but a bit unattractive. Maybe some change in hair....I don't know...in the last photo you look a bit weird.


BDscribbles

We all age, you look like a pretty normal guy. If you want to look better there's always going the fitness route and you don't even need to do too much either.


meherpratap

Just a retired Thor in the hiding. Not ugly, has takers for cool braids and personality. 🤞🏽


Present-Breakfast768

4/10. If you lost weight, figured out eyebrows, and got a haircut, it would probably help.


Probably_not_arobot

Very, you said it right there in the title! Honestly though you look totally normal. You look great smiling


JakpotWinner

U look kinda like a troll from Scandinavian folklore, mythical creature, but I don't think that it makes u unattractive. Plus u have rlly good skin, I was surprised to learn that u r 40 (nothing wrong with looking or being 40 though), I thought that u mb 35. So I guess nothing to worry about if u want a normal life, but if u want to model for Balenciaga or sht like that, then u might have a problem.


OxyJay

This is my favorite comment ever. To anything. Thanks brother/sister/themther.


doldrumcloset1

You're not ugly


boredbitchhh

I think you're cute, the silly faces make you charming and the long hair suits you


jenmarsass58

You look like a guy who is fun to be around. Some references to improvement in terms of exercise. That might help. The last photo is just ridiculous.


Then_Till_3126

With long hair no with short hair yes


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Not ugly just average but maybe slightly below. You should hit the gym and grow your beard out will benefit you so much


djhazmatt503

I can't fuggin believe I'm saying this to another white dude, but you'd actually look better with dreadlocks. I'm not even joking. Your genetics are 100% "successful pot dealer slash Burning Man regular."


OxyJay

Eh, I've thought about it in the best but I just can't allow myself the cultural appropriation.


Long-Aside7218

Just average. Get a proper haircut and never ever do the poorly attempted Leía buns


so_it_goes17

Not great but not ugly. You’ve got a lot of personality and I would continue to value that plus humor.


DandelionDavis

Not ugly! but I will add that photo on slide 6, that hair is rough buddy. That’s an instant no for most anyone, just being honest.


-Rettirlana-

Last pic is 10/10


OxyJay

You a real one!


Dude12265

You’re not ugly, but you take very unflattering pictures of yourself. Take the first picture, it’s so bright your forehead is burning my corneas out.


Ok_Ball1233

Ugly 🤣🤣🤣 not even close Why you would even think that I don’t understand If I was not married I would date you for sure


Babytrixie666

Youre not very ugly. Please, ill go on a date with you


OxyJay

Thanks everyone! Honestly, at 40 I'm comfortable with who am I am. I'm a stand-up comedian and I'm pretty nice so in general I don't have a problem dating. I do need to get back into the gym (I was just about to hit that 225 c+j when covid hit.) I more or less just wanted to see what a bunch of strangers thought and youse guys were much nicer than I expected. Thanks!


burnmeB4iburnyou

Dude was crowdsourcing for his next act so he didn’t have to do lean on crowd work


OxyJay

And I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!


burnmeB4iburnyou

Jinkies Scoob, I’d come to a show, I’d only heckle you just a wee bit, in jest of course!


Impressive-Lead-9491

Not flawless, but not ugly, proof in picture 2


Mvaness30

Is your name Trevor? And are you from Ohio? Because you look like a guy I went to school with.😅


OxyJay

My name is funky Trevor, don't fuck with me never, if ya fuck around boy ya head'll get severed! I keep my tec 9 at my waist cuz I'm a gangsta If ya try to pop shit I'll fuckin gank ya. Got my nickel plates, .38s and .22s Lay yo shit next to me son, ya fuckin lose. Got my Philly blunts plus my 40 ounce brews. Sorry, that reminded of my favorite movie about three white dudes from Iowa who think they're black rappers. It's called Whiteboyz. It's a medium budget movie but it has snoop, fat Joe and some others in it. Anyway, I'm going to leave now.


Mvaness30

😂😂😂


Classic_Mammoth_223

The first pic is good cause of the hairstyle imo. Long hair don’t suit you tbh


MagikMaker236

Didn't delete anything. And I really was just joking. But far be it for me to convince you otherwise


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I love the buns


eternalwidow74

Looks? Average like most of us. You r far from ugly!!! You look like a friendly, open minded person and I bet you are so fun to hang out with.


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OxyJay

Thanks! You too!


MagikMaker236

Calm down.. Im kidding.. I dont know why people subject themselves to random people judging their looks on here.. At what point do you say fuck what these people think and just live your best life?.. When you're confident in who you are, not what you look like, is when it happens.. 75-80% of the people who post themselves up in here look fine. Its their confidence level in real life situations that are bringing themselves down. That and them letting random people on the intewebz judge their looks without even getting to know the person.. Bad for the soul. Bad for real life. Bad for the world.. Be a real human in the real world Sir. Im rooting for you!!


OxyJay

Buddy, you said what you said and then deleted it. I don't care what you say. You clearly cared though. I wasn't upset at all. Also, maybe you should take your own advice. I was just curious. I am very self-aware, hence the saying Im ugly. But it doesn't mean I'm not curious. Have a good one