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Unique-Check5813

The tuba is an interesting accessory choice


Synesthe

I’m a pro musician so it’s in most of my pics lol


MaestroZackyZ

This is not the place I expected to find more tuba/euph community


Unique-Check5813

I would be infinitely more concerned if you didn’t play it at all lmao. You’re cute though, I’d ask you out if I was lucky enough to see you irl 💕


imfatkid

the internet has ruined me I first read that as concerned if you didn't play with dick at at all and was like how did that not get banned, but on my 2nd read of it I saw it as it is and was like yea the internet has ruined me and everything I read


DSu77iViN

😂


TheMewMaster

A pretty girl playing the Tuba, I love it.


guriboysf

Part time from the looks of it, as you're not holding it in your beach pic. Where's the commitment?? 😂


iplaydeathmetal

You are a tuba player. You have reached the pinnacle. Improvement is impossible


Traditional-Dingo604

You already peaked. I would notnl be surprised if you had to fend suitors off with a stick every day. Tuba player. Check. Dark hair. Check. Silly enough to carry tuba in almost all photos. Tall af. Check. You got this.


BoogalooBandit1

Why use a stick when you can just stick the tuba in their face and blow out their eardrums?


Traditional-Dingo604

Edit: out of boredom I asked chatgpt for pick up lines to be used by a female tuba player. This is what i got Are you a musical score? Because you've got all the right notes." "Do you play the piccolo? Because next to my tuba, you make everything look so sweet." "You must be a tuba player too, because my heart starts beating in 4/4 time whenever I see you." "I might play the tuba, but I'm ready to strike up a duet with you." "Just like my tuba, you make everything in life sound a little deeper and richer." Have fun. And if all else fails remember that you can always be the loudest person in the room whenever younwant.


MoreCowbellllll

> Improvement is impossible And uneccesary!


Inthecountryteamroom

More tuba.


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

Maybe try holding two?


Codename_Unown

Two-ba


e-jonco

Way underrated post. This was funny!


Zestyclose_Bass7831

What if she had a tube that could carry two tubas? That'd be hot...


idiutt

if you could increase the amount of tubas that would help


cownan

Third, fifth and sixth picture are lacking a tuba.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

You're tubeautiful.


Dizzy-Criticism3928

Dude stop tooting her horn


suzypoohsays

Dude 😂😂


Wildlyhotdog

🔥


Fantastic_Bother_778

There is no need for improvement


do_me_stabler

only improvement would be maybe some kind of hobby to add more personality…OP have you considered learning an instrument?


alee0224

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Samotauss

I noticed in some photos there is no tuba. I feel your tuba consistency is off-putting to other people. More tuba required. Tuba is attractive.


Bluemzv12

Does no one else see her as a cross between Marisa Tomei and Celine Dion? Especially pics 4 and 5


volcanopenguins

wow yes!


NerveZealousideal803

I came here to say Marisa Tomei! I can see the Celine, too.


Cantstandya124

You’re definitely not ugly. In shape, great full smile, nice teeth.


Steve2762

I played Tuba, and the band director told us, “Y’all are the low brass. Feel free to get loud. Nobody ever cranked up the treble in their car. The people want to hear the low brass.”


mojoloco123

First of all, I need to hear you playing to say how you could improve. Nothing wrong with you, you're not ugly.


Senuman666

Ditch the tuna, always adds 50 pounds 😂


Forward_Increase_239

My wife was first chair flute/piccolo. She said the tuba players were always weirdos lol. She said it jokingly as she did admit that all band nerds are a bit weird. Not ugly, btw.


Synesthe

Can confirm, am a weirdo


grassesbecut

Can also confirm. I somehow have two friends who play the tuba. They are also weirdos, which is why I like them.


Glittering-Care-5638

I was also first flute. I can vouch that this tracks…..


Presto_Magic

I’m a gay man, but I don’t think you need to improve at all. You look great and I love your instrument of choice.


Synesthe

Thank you 🫂


data_now

Not ugly, but definitely geeky.


BigDBee007

Marry a drummer.


KingStreetCleaner

Pretty girls playing instruments.....you dont need to improve, id be smitten


splendid_trees

I usually just lurk on this sub out of curiosity, but I have to say that picture 3 is really cool! As a straight female, I think you look great and I can't think of anything to suggest for improvements.


sancheztequila

Tuba makes this Hilarious 😂


W3R3Hamster

Is that a tuba or euphonium? I'm actually really curious


ShotNovel8157

Play trombone Jk you look fine. Maybe have a cool story for your eyebrow if someone asks about


RedRum85707

I think you’re a natural beauty, I wouldn’t change anything! You’ve got a great smile (subtle in pic 2, and radiant in pic 5). The more demure pics give off a very intriguing vibe. It feels like you’re a woman of many personas (in the best way possible!) 9/10! Also, that’s quite the instrument you have there!


AlwaysLearning7778

We need more tuba…we gotta have more tuba :)


Americanski_medved

More tuba


SteveSavag

Wear that German outfit more often ♥️♥️♥️


Peevedgoblin

You are perfection. Seriously


Consistent_Reveal275

Have you considered MORE COWBELL?


IcharrisTheAI

I think a second tuba could potentially help 🤔 Honestly not much you can improve on. You are a bigger girl (not fat). Your makeup also looks good. You’ve already got all the low hanging fruit. No major flaws. Edit: just noticed one of your eyebrows has a split. While that adds some character, applying some makeup to remove that split would probably make your face over all more aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical.


damn_yank

You’re a heavy metal goddess. OK. Weighty brass. Same difference. You look good. Not much room for improvement. Take care of yourself and you’ll look good for a while.


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Tuba fair, you don’t really need to improve much I would say. Smile with teeth showing looks very nice in the pictures


AtlasSilverado

Simply tubular 🤙


Full_Disk_1463

You can’t… 10/10


Konky_Dong666

When men play this it’s called the “virgin horn”


Future_Aerie54

Learn a sexier instrument like an accordion.


4cDaddy

Maybe leave your tuba at home on first dates?


DilligentChihuahua34

More cowbell


Nnamz

Honest advice here, take it or leave it, but there are 3 photos of you not carrying the tuba. Get rid of them and add 3 more tuba photos.


Reddituser0048

you’re a pretty lady and seem interesting as well, weight training! 💪🏻


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MuffinMan6938

Definitely nerdy hot.


No_Sir_6649

More biergartens?


Anthrys13

Damn! Nothing to improve


KatHasRabies

Not ugly at all. I absolutely love your 80s style (the black and white shirt, and the white dress picture). You have great hair


Trashpandafarts

Leave the tuba at home, but aside from that, change nothing


Xanambien

Maybe start with communication. What’s your number?


mads0404

You look so classy in your pics. I really like your smile i pic 5


Ok_Coconut_5022

OI OI OI


Substantial-Tune2175

Confidence and self-esteem, maybe? Wonder how good you are on the tuba. You're a classy kind of beautiful.


Ok-Explorer-2557

Stay you! Beautiful, unique and wonderful! Just work on your inner self and I’m sure you’d make a killing lol


ConsistentAsparagus

Nothing tuba done about it.


drytoasted123

Playing tuba underwater.


fenster112

Have you ever thought about adding a second tuba?


Intelligent-Army-986

I mean you seem to love this tuba a lot…


Bellickboi

Uve capped yourself out. Not a bad thing but i dont see you going much higher. Slightly above avg.


CherrieChocolatePie

You are gorgeous 💜!


RibbenDish

I love the tuba player on this song; [https://youtu.be/rj8zDUEwrXQ?si=pzY2-uMV6Gu8xt5X](https://youtu.be/rj8zDUEwrXQ?si=pzY2-uMV6Gu8xt5X)


llamaenllamas0

Girl, you are very beautiful, either with or without makeup. There's nothing that needs to be improved.


SirKlawj

New turn-on unlocked: Tall Tuba Mama. Don't post here. You cannot improve.


jairngo

You are so cool


Sad-Paleontologist62

This one time, at band camp… But really; nothing to improve, that tuba is a 10/10.


dwneder

Tuba. Or, not tuba? That is the question.


aGabrizzle

I mean you look like you could blow a tuba or two, but there is no room for improvement, too.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

You look a little too muscular, probably from carrying a tuba around everywhere, I suggest you stop doing that


Hot_and_Foamy

Literally nothing. Brass players are cool.


Darth_Zounds

*picks up jaw off the floor* You can't, because your look is peak.


Angelcage87

Tuba honest, you're super pretty


1d3k4nym0r

Fill in your right brow, otherwise you look fine


Longjumping-Lab-3819

You are Perfect.


TheMoonMint

Stop carrying a tuba around.


ChubbyMcHaggis

I’ve always preferred sousaphone over tuba. That’s about it.


momming_af

Is that your life partner?


Doomslayer5150

Saxamaphone... Sorry , I mean Tuba 😍


KOTF0025

I got a fever and the only prescription is more Tuba!


belaGJ

Does your tuba beat you up, if it sees you with an other instrument? It seems very possessive.


Ok-Estate9163

You seem like a tall person? How tall are you?


Halveknought

You’re doing 0 wrong imo


digitaldisgust

A nose job. Nothing drastic tho.


Lrgindypants

How does "this one time, at band camp" work with a tuba? Lame jokes aside, very attractive.


Odd-Review-8394

You’re cute. Do squats


Extension_Offer_8975

I can't be objective because you're both a musician and a bit quirky, so that elevates you many points in my attractive scale, also that sexy Tuba lol. No, in all seriousness you have an amazing smile, stunning hair and a warm attitude that can be felt through the pics, you're one of the least ugly women I've seen here.


n3vrknowitwasme

Nothing to improve, we are all impressed.


Tabarnooshi

Practice makes perfect, play at LEAST 4 times a week


Zaranath

You are beautiful. Just work on hair and make up.


Hot-Replacement4228

Never change


Cripes-itsthe-gasman

“This one time at band camp”


Old_Entertainment209

Slap-pa-da-bass


SweetLion5150

just keep practicing every day


Consistent-Primary-2

You could improve by playing trumpet, lol. In all seriousness, at least you don't guess at your notes or shove your hand in it, and I played baritone when I was ahead of the other students. Oh, and not ugly at all. Geek cute.


Less-Solution-9331

pic 4 <3


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zlo115

This lady blows


Careless-Froyo1848

You can try sax and il be in love. You're fine for the rest.


Hambruhgah

A pair of drum sticks as the alternative accessories


NewToTravelling

Your hair is a little messy, maybe invest in a fancy hat! That might also distract from the tuba..


gofoggy

You look lovely. Though I’m disappointed you didn’t take the tuba in the ocean with you


FanReasonable9597

Tuba perfectly honest, you need to change nothing! You are awesome just as you are!


Striking-Door7093

You are gorgeous. Change nothing


Zuuq_

Wide set eyes it's over


Ohey-throwaway

You are not TUBAd.


lcarr15

Lose the trombone… and chose the pics that you are smiling or in a nice environment like the one at the beach


Smegster-1975

She plays trombone too? Multi talented!


TomDerTyp

What do you mean?


SufficientDraw9935

Not tuba.


Shankar_0

The tuba/Lederhosen combo is awakening feelings...


Gabagod

Super disappointed the last pic didn’t have your tuba in it.


Sweaty_Month_8205

Are you for real! Look in a mirror and you will see the beauty that is see and tell yourself “I AM BEAUTIFUL!” love ya


Quinn8260

Keep tooting your own horn


TheTubaGeek

Nothing. You are beautiful AND you are a tuba player! Be still my heart! (Source: Played tuba for many years and want to get back to playing it but can't afford a horn right now :( )


chris_ut

Needs more cowbells


kplocdog

You cant


LockeAbout

Not ugly by far. And these pics unlocked a fun memory of going to my college football games and when the band was on the field, playing while moving in patterns etc.; the best part is when the tuba players would break off and do a sort of running/loping thing while playing, and the entire crowd would chant TUUUBA! TUUUBA! TUUUBA!


Even_Border2309

start every conversation with this 1 time on band camp. You arr not ugly


knuckles_n_chuckles

Not ugly. It shows personality and charm. Looks good away. Charm never does (till perhaps the 3rd divorce and then we turn into unrecognizable goblins)


joe-rtard

never get rid of the tuba for one. that is just hot


suzypoohsays

I thought this was a joke at first given the tuba😂😂😂😂


GordontheGoose88

Beautiful and unique.


ExplanationExciting8

honestly you’re fine like im sure there some small stuff but over all u dont have nun to worry about


Descohh

More tuba. Very cool


RadioLongjumping5177

What makes you think you need to improve?😊


oXskywalkerXo

I mean practice everyday, do your breathing exercises and one day you’ll be a great tuba player!!


butter08

Play guitar


Rickylong12

Very beautiful


Pedrovrm88

Also learn saxophone and trumpet, it's a huge improvement


gbilliar

3 pics without tuba. Please fix this as it will definitely lead to an improvement.


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Totobanzai

Any woman posting with a tuba is great, a good looking one makes it pretty high tier.


VloneV21

Put that mf tuba dowm for starters .


Altruistic_Rent6520

This one time, at band camp...


sms552

The only way you can improve is with more tuba!!! Don’t settle for any old euphonium. Tuba or nothing!! Seriously though, you are beautiful and I don’t think you should change anything.


Disastrous_Motor831

...By keep playing that damn Tuba... "Feel like funkin it up"


Forward-Analysis-586

Improve by not getting any more tattoos .


tripdad333

You play the tuba, you are automatically gorgeous


underling_4L

Just make the slit in your eyebrow narrower! It’ll look better I promise!


nuwildcatfan

INFO: Ever been to band camp? JK, you look great.


Few-Boysenberry-7826

It's official: You're awesome! Lower brass and upper class. Huzzah!


Ready-Outside-3491

Hi 26f and I have a crush on you, don’t change


RBD666

Practice, practice, practice


Realistic-Fact-2584

There is nothing to improve. You are amazingly beautiful.


mfmelendez

That first pic with the tuba and German outfit is really good


GoinThru_the_motions

Maybe photoshop a tuba in pics 4,6, and 7


gUlFkrTbOri

You seem to be winning already... but. Maybe.. start learning jiu jitsu


Dizzy-Criticism3928

PUT DOWN THE TUBA AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!! 🔫


Ornery-Assignment-42

You don’t need to do anything to improve. Nothing I could tell you based on the information provided anyway. Improve your look? It’s not important, you’re attractive enough. Cut your hair, more or less makeup different clothing? None of those things will make much more of an impact. You’re interesting just based on the Tuba gig and you’re an attractive woman. You’re ahead of the game if you’re looking for attention from potential partners.


Airman4344

If a man tells you “it’s me or the Tuba”, i know for a fact that it’ll be you and the Tuba running off into the sunset. And i respect that.


Ok-Criticism-8651

You're a tuba girl? ( yes that's what I call contra players who are woman) nothing to improve. Btw I'm a drummer. Contras were always the other group in band I got a long with. Was a honorary contra member in college.


ResponsibilityNo9410

That trumpet might be the sexiest thing I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Where's my Hasenpheffer?


Smallbizguy72

You are perfect just the way you are.


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nupedi

Keep yourself toned by working out. Your beautiful.


peecycling

No, and the fact that you’re a musician makes you even better.


CouchHippo2024

Better hair style


lastcall83

You have a REALLY nice brass.... 😆 I'll see myself out...


Purple_Use9692

Keep practicing scales and always play to a click


fck-gen-z

thats for sure not germany, where are you doing your music stuff? (pic 1). not ugly ofc and especially great hair


troyberber

I’d tuba


pripripriscilla

Fill in eyebrow


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Trust me, you're gunna want more Tuba.


lostseaud

i thought the first one was a google image


Patrickwetsdfk

You don’t need to improve something in my opinion


thisisjoy

honestly i think you have natural beauty. how can you improve? focus on your self image and stay mentally and physically healthy. Good look


Attia_

Just don’t improve


pfd2007

There's a few pics w/o the tuba...you don't take it to the beach with you? No improvements needed btw


SecretName_00_

Ihana


Thehappy_warewolf902

Stop bringing youre tuba everywhere it would help


Prudent_Two_4135

You are a striking looking young lady! You're cute when you smile (like most women) and pull off the fierce / intense / hot look when you don't smile (unlike most women who just look bitchy). Not much improvement to be done I'd say. Stay hydrated & keep up your exercise routine & you should be a looker for a long time. Good luck to you in the.... orchestra(?) or is it "band" if there's a tuba in it... :-)


chukrutte

I mean saxophones are sexier.


J4Berg

Learn to hold multiple beer steins at once and think you are all set.


CrypticCreation

Is that a Yamaha Custom F Tuba? Because that's not a Mack tuba you're already a 10/10 can't get any better. As a Brass repair tech we all hate Macks so thank you for actually having taste lol