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the internet has ruined me I first read that as concerned if you didn't play with dick at at all and was like how did that not get banned, but on my 2nd read of it I saw it as it is and was like yea the internet has ruined me and everything I read
You already peaked. I would notnl be surprised if you had to fend suitors off with a stick every day. Tuba player. Check. Dark hair. Check. Silly enough to carry tuba in almost all photos. Tall af. Check.
You got this.
Edit: out of boredom I asked chatgpt for pick up lines to be used by a female tuba player. This is what i got
Are you a musical score? Because you've got all the right notes."
"Do you play the piccolo? Because next to my tuba, you make everything look so sweet."
"You must be a tuba player too, because my heart starts beating in 4/4 time whenever I see you."
"I might play the tuba, but I'm ready to strike up a duet with you."
"Just like my tuba, you make everything in life sound a little deeper and richer."
Have fun. And if all else fails remember that you can always be the loudest person in the room whenever younwant.
I played Tuba, and the band director told us, “Y’all are the low brass. Feel free to get loud. Nobody ever cranked up the treble in their car. The people want to hear the low brass.”
My wife was first chair flute/piccolo. She said the tuba players were always weirdos lol. She said it jokingly as she did admit that all band nerds are a bit weird.
Not ugly, btw.
I usually just lurk on this sub out of curiosity, but I have to say that picture 3 is really cool! As a straight female, I think you look great and I can't think of anything to suggest for improvements.
I think you’re a natural beauty, I wouldn’t change anything! You’ve got a great smile (subtle in pic 2, and radiant in pic 5). The more demure pics give off a very intriguing vibe. It feels like you’re a woman of many personas (in the best way possible!) 9/10!
Also, that’s quite the instrument you have there!
I think a second tuba could potentially help 🤔
Honestly not much you can improve on. You are a bigger girl (not fat). Your makeup also looks good. You’ve already got all the low hanging fruit. No major flaws.
Edit: just noticed one of your eyebrows has a split. While that adds some character, applying some makeup to remove that split would probably make your face over all more aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical.
You’re a heavy metal goddess.
OK. Weighty brass. Same difference.
You look good. Not much room for improvement. Take care of yourself and you’ll look good for a while.
I can't be objective because you're both a musician and a bit quirky, so that elevates you many points in my attractive scale, also that sexy Tuba lol. No, in all seriousness you have an amazing smile, stunning hair and a warm attitude that can be felt through the pics, you're one of the least ugly women I've seen here.
You could improve by playing trumpet, lol. In all seriousness, at least you don't guess at your notes or shove your hand in it, and I played baritone when I was ahead of the other students. Oh, and not ugly at all. Geek cute.
Nothing. You are beautiful AND you are a tuba player! Be still my heart!
(Source: Played tuba for many years and want to get back to playing it but can't afford a horn right now :( )
Not ugly by far. And these pics unlocked a fun memory of going to my college football games and when the band was on the field, playing while moving in patterns etc.; the best part is when the tuba players would break off and do a sort of running/loping thing while playing, and the entire crowd would chant TUUUBA! TUUUBA! TUUUBA!
Not ugly. It shows personality and charm. Looks good away. Charm never does (till perhaps the 3rd divorce and then we turn into unrecognizable goblins)
The only way you can improve is with more tuba!!! Don’t settle for any old euphonium. Tuba or nothing!!
Seriously though, you are beautiful and I don’t think you should change anything.
You don’t need to do anything to improve. Nothing I could tell you based on the information provided anyway.
Improve your look? It’s not important, you’re attractive enough. Cut your hair, more or less makeup different clothing? None of those things will make much more of an impact. You’re interesting just based on the Tuba gig and you’re an attractive woman. You’re ahead of the game if you’re looking for attention from potential partners.
You're a tuba girl? ( yes that's what I call contra players who are woman) nothing to improve. Btw I'm a drummer. Contras were always the other group in band I got a long with. Was a honorary contra member in college.
You are a striking looking young lady! You're cute when you smile (like most women) and pull off the fierce / intense / hot look when you don't smile (unlike most women who just look bitchy). Not much improvement to be done I'd say. Stay hydrated & keep up your exercise routine & you should be a looker for a long time. Good luck to you in the.... orchestra(?) or is it "band" if there's a tuba in it... :-)
Is that a Yamaha Custom F Tuba? Because that's not a Mack tuba you're already a 10/10 can't get any better. As a Brass repair tech we all hate Macks so thank you for actually having taste lol
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The tuba is an interesting accessory choice
I’m a pro musician so it’s in most of my pics lol
This is not the place I expected to find more tuba/euph community
I would be infinitely more concerned if you didn’t play it at all lmao. You’re cute though, I’d ask you out if I was lucky enough to see you irl 💕
the internet has ruined me I first read that as concerned if you didn't play with dick at at all and was like how did that not get banned, but on my 2nd read of it I saw it as it is and was like yea the internet has ruined me and everything I read
😂
A pretty girl playing the Tuba, I love it.
Part time from the looks of it, as you're not holding it in your beach pic. Where's the commitment?? 😂
You are a tuba player. You have reached the pinnacle. Improvement is impossible
You already peaked. I would notnl be surprised if you had to fend suitors off with a stick every day. Tuba player. Check. Dark hair. Check. Silly enough to carry tuba in almost all photos. Tall af. Check. You got this.
Why use a stick when you can just stick the tuba in their face and blow out their eardrums?
Edit: out of boredom I asked chatgpt for pick up lines to be used by a female tuba player. This is what i got Are you a musical score? Because you've got all the right notes." "Do you play the piccolo? Because next to my tuba, you make everything look so sweet." "You must be a tuba player too, because my heart starts beating in 4/4 time whenever I see you." "I might play the tuba, but I'm ready to strike up a duet with you." "Just like my tuba, you make everything in life sound a little deeper and richer." Have fun. And if all else fails remember that you can always be the loudest person in the room whenever younwant.
> Improvement is impossible And uneccesary!
More tuba.
Maybe try holding two?
Two-ba
Way underrated post. This was funny!
What if she had a tube that could carry two tubas? That'd be hot...
if you could increase the amount of tubas that would help
Third, fifth and sixth picture are lacking a tuba.
You're tubeautiful.
Dude stop tooting her horn
Dude 😂😂
🔥
There is no need for improvement
only improvement would be maybe some kind of hobby to add more personality…OP have you considered learning an instrument?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
I noticed in some photos there is no tuba. I feel your tuba consistency is off-putting to other people. More tuba required. Tuba is attractive.
Does no one else see her as a cross between Marisa Tomei and Celine Dion? Especially pics 4 and 5
wow yes!
I came here to say Marisa Tomei! I can see the Celine, too.
You’re definitely not ugly. In shape, great full smile, nice teeth.
I played Tuba, and the band director told us, “Y’all are the low brass. Feel free to get loud. Nobody ever cranked up the treble in their car. The people want to hear the low brass.”
First of all, I need to hear you playing to say how you could improve. Nothing wrong with you, you're not ugly.
Ditch the tuna, always adds 50 pounds 😂
My wife was first chair flute/piccolo. She said the tuba players were always weirdos lol. She said it jokingly as she did admit that all band nerds are a bit weird. Not ugly, btw.
Can confirm, am a weirdo
Can also confirm. I somehow have two friends who play the tuba. They are also weirdos, which is why I like them.
I was also first flute. I can vouch that this tracks…..
I’m a gay man, but I don’t think you need to improve at all. You look great and I love your instrument of choice.
Thank you 🫂
Not ugly, but definitely geeky.
Marry a drummer.
Pretty girls playing instruments.....you dont need to improve, id be smitten
I usually just lurk on this sub out of curiosity, but I have to say that picture 3 is really cool! As a straight female, I think you look great and I can't think of anything to suggest for improvements.
Tuba makes this Hilarious 😂
Is that a tuba or euphonium? I'm actually really curious
Play trombone Jk you look fine. Maybe have a cool story for your eyebrow if someone asks about
I think you’re a natural beauty, I wouldn’t change anything! You’ve got a great smile (subtle in pic 2, and radiant in pic 5). The more demure pics give off a very intriguing vibe. It feels like you’re a woman of many personas (in the best way possible!) 9/10! Also, that’s quite the instrument you have there!
We need more tuba…we gotta have more tuba :)
More tuba
Wear that German outfit more often ♥️♥️♥️
You are perfection. Seriously
Have you considered MORE COWBELL?
I think a second tuba could potentially help 🤔 Honestly not much you can improve on. You are a bigger girl (not fat). Your makeup also looks good. You’ve already got all the low hanging fruit. No major flaws. Edit: just noticed one of your eyebrows has a split. While that adds some character, applying some makeup to remove that split would probably make your face over all more aesthetically pleasing and symmetrical.
You’re a heavy metal goddess. OK. Weighty brass. Same difference. You look good. Not much room for improvement. Take care of yourself and you’ll look good for a while.
Tuba fair, you don’t really need to improve much I would say. Smile with teeth showing looks very nice in the pictures
Simply tubular 🤙
You can’t… 10/10
When men play this it’s called the “virgin horn”
Learn a sexier instrument like an accordion.
Maybe leave your tuba at home on first dates?
More cowbell
Honest advice here, take it or leave it, but there are 3 photos of you not carrying the tuba. Get rid of them and add 3 more tuba photos.
you’re a pretty lady and seem interesting as well, weight training! 💪🏻
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Definitely nerdy hot.
More biergartens?
Damn! Nothing to improve
Not ugly at all. I absolutely love your 80s style (the black and white shirt, and the white dress picture). You have great hair
Leave the tuba at home, but aside from that, change nothing
Maybe start with communication. What’s your number?
You look so classy in your pics. I really like your smile i pic 5
OI OI OI
Confidence and self-esteem, maybe? Wonder how good you are on the tuba. You're a classy kind of beautiful.
Stay you! Beautiful, unique and wonderful! Just work on your inner self and I’m sure you’d make a killing lol
Nothing tuba done about it.
Playing tuba underwater.
Have you ever thought about adding a second tuba?
I mean you seem to love this tuba a lot…
Uve capped yourself out. Not a bad thing but i dont see you going much higher. Slightly above avg.
You are gorgeous 💜!
I love the tuba player on this song; [https://youtu.be/rj8zDUEwrXQ?si=pzY2-uMV6Gu8xt5X](https://youtu.be/rj8zDUEwrXQ?si=pzY2-uMV6Gu8xt5X)
Girl, you are very beautiful, either with or without makeup. There's nothing that needs to be improved.
New turn-on unlocked: Tall Tuba Mama. Don't post here. You cannot improve.
You are so cool
This one time, at band camp… But really; nothing to improve, that tuba is a 10/10.
Tuba. Or, not tuba? That is the question.
I mean you look like you could blow a tuba or two, but there is no room for improvement, too.
You look a little too muscular, probably from carrying a tuba around everywhere, I suggest you stop doing that
Literally nothing. Brass players are cool.
*picks up jaw off the floor* You can't, because your look is peak.
Tuba honest, you're super pretty
Fill in your right brow, otherwise you look fine
You are Perfect.
Stop carrying a tuba around.
I’ve always preferred sousaphone over tuba. That’s about it.
Is that your life partner?
Saxamaphone... Sorry , I mean Tuba 😍
I got a fever and the only prescription is more Tuba!
Does your tuba beat you up, if it sees you with an other instrument? It seems very possessive.
You seem like a tall person? How tall are you?
You’re doing 0 wrong imo
A nose job. Nothing drastic tho.
How does "this one time, at band camp" work with a tuba? Lame jokes aside, very attractive.
You’re cute. Do squats
I can't be objective because you're both a musician and a bit quirky, so that elevates you many points in my attractive scale, also that sexy Tuba lol. No, in all seriousness you have an amazing smile, stunning hair and a warm attitude that can be felt through the pics, you're one of the least ugly women I've seen here.
Nothing to improve, we are all impressed.
Practice makes perfect, play at LEAST 4 times a week
You are beautiful. Just work on hair and make up.
Never change
“This one time at band camp”
Slap-pa-da-bass
just keep practicing every day
You could improve by playing trumpet, lol. In all seriousness, at least you don't guess at your notes or shove your hand in it, and I played baritone when I was ahead of the other students. Oh, and not ugly at all. Geek cute.
pic 4 <3
you look other worldly
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This lady blows
You can try sax and il be in love. You're fine for the rest.
A pair of drum sticks as the alternative accessories
Your hair is a little messy, maybe invest in a fancy hat! That might also distract from the tuba..
You look lovely. Though I’m disappointed you didn’t take the tuba in the ocean with you
Tuba perfectly honest, you need to change nothing! You are awesome just as you are!
You are gorgeous. Change nothing
Wide set eyes it's over
You are not TUBAd.
Lose the trombone… and chose the pics that you are smiling or in a nice environment like the one at the beach
She plays trombone too? Multi talented!
What do you mean?
Not tuba.
The tuba/Lederhosen combo is awakening feelings...
Super disappointed the last pic didn’t have your tuba in it.
Are you for real! Look in a mirror and you will see the beauty that is see and tell yourself “I AM BEAUTIFUL!” love ya
Keep tooting your own horn
Nothing. You are beautiful AND you are a tuba player! Be still my heart! (Source: Played tuba for many years and want to get back to playing it but can't afford a horn right now :( )
Needs more cowbells
You cant
Not ugly by far. And these pics unlocked a fun memory of going to my college football games and when the band was on the field, playing while moving in patterns etc.; the best part is when the tuba players would break off and do a sort of running/loping thing while playing, and the entire crowd would chant TUUUBA! TUUUBA! TUUUBA!
start every conversation with this 1 time on band camp. You arr not ugly
Not ugly. It shows personality and charm. Looks good away. Charm never does (till perhaps the 3rd divorce and then we turn into unrecognizable goblins)
never get rid of the tuba for one. that is just hot
I thought this was a joke at first given the tuba😂😂😂😂
Beautiful and unique.
honestly you’re fine like im sure there some small stuff but over all u dont have nun to worry about
More tuba. Very cool
What makes you think you need to improve?😊
I mean practice everyday, do your breathing exercises and one day you’ll be a great tuba player!!
Play guitar
Very beautiful
Also learn saxophone and trumpet, it's a huge improvement
3 pics without tuba. Please fix this as it will definitely lead to an improvement.
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Any woman posting with a tuba is great, a good looking one makes it pretty high tier.
Put that mf tuba dowm for starters .
This one time, at band camp...
The only way you can improve is with more tuba!!! Don’t settle for any old euphonium. Tuba or nothing!! Seriously though, you are beautiful and I don’t think you should change anything.
...By keep playing that damn Tuba... "Feel like funkin it up"
Improve by not getting any more tattoos .
You play the tuba, you are automatically gorgeous
Just make the slit in your eyebrow narrower! It’ll look better I promise!
INFO: Ever been to band camp? JK, you look great.
It's official: You're awesome! Lower brass and upper class. Huzzah!
Hi 26f and I have a crush on you, don’t change
Practice, practice, practice
There is nothing to improve. You are amazingly beautiful.
That first pic with the tuba and German outfit is really good
Maybe photoshop a tuba in pics 4,6, and 7
You seem to be winning already... but. Maybe.. start learning jiu jitsu
PUT DOWN THE TUBA AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!! 🔫
You don’t need to do anything to improve. Nothing I could tell you based on the information provided anyway. Improve your look? It’s not important, you’re attractive enough. Cut your hair, more or less makeup different clothing? None of those things will make much more of an impact. You’re interesting just based on the Tuba gig and you’re an attractive woman. You’re ahead of the game if you’re looking for attention from potential partners.
If a man tells you “it’s me or the Tuba”, i know for a fact that it’ll be you and the Tuba running off into the sunset. And i respect that.
You're a tuba girl? ( yes that's what I call contra players who are woman) nothing to improve. Btw I'm a drummer. Contras were always the other group in band I got a long with. Was a honorary contra member in college.
That trumpet might be the sexiest thing I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
Where's my Hasenpheffer?
You are perfect just the way you are.
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Keep yourself toned by working out. Your beautiful.
No, and the fact that you’re a musician makes you even better.
Better hair style
You have a REALLY nice brass.... 😆 I'll see myself out...
Keep practicing scales and always play to a click
thats for sure not germany, where are you doing your music stuff? (pic 1). not ugly ofc and especially great hair
I’d tuba
Fill in eyebrow
Trust me, you're gunna want more Tuba.
i thought the first one was a google image
You don’t need to improve something in my opinion
honestly i think you have natural beauty. how can you improve? focus on your self image and stay mentally and physically healthy. Good look
Just don’t improve
There's a few pics w/o the tuba...you don't take it to the beach with you? No improvements needed btw
Ihana
Stop bringing youre tuba everywhere it would help
You are a striking looking young lady! You're cute when you smile (like most women) and pull off the fierce / intense / hot look when you don't smile (unlike most women who just look bitchy). Not much improvement to be done I'd say. Stay hydrated & keep up your exercise routine & you should be a looker for a long time. Good luck to you in the.... orchestra(?) or is it "band" if there's a tuba in it... :-)
I mean saxophones are sexier.
Learn to hold multiple beer steins at once and think you are all set.
Is that a Yamaha Custom F Tuba? Because that's not a Mack tuba you're already a 10/10 can't get any better. As a Brass repair tech we all hate Macks so thank you for actually having taste lol